The truth about Luigi

[antipokemonguy]

hes out, suckers

 

[Gilgamesh]

Ah, i see.

Will you still lick my balls?

 

[Voyager]

I want ice cream

 

[Super_alex2]

yeah ice cream is good but pie would be great with it

 

[antipokemonguy]

i got proof, some guy who works at a grosery told me so stfu

 

[pablovirus]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Did I say "no" ? I meant to say yesss!

 

[Super_alex2]

wow. if "some guy in a grocery store" tells you it must be true

 

[.Yoshi]

Judginy by your name, all the other Pokemon are out too right?

 

[pablovirus]

GRocery wisdom is highly overestimated

 

[:034:]

Captain! A thread! Quickly, commence posting of funny pictures!

Flee!

 

[Super_alex2]

Some One Lock This For The Love Of God!

 

[antipokemonguy]

he has played melee aswell so

 

[Nicknyte]

Your mom told me Luigi was in the game after I misfired in her. ZOMG TEH PHIR3!

 

[Super_alex2]

Yeah well I have played melee too and I think he is in Brawl. BTW how old are you like 10?

 

[antipokemonguy]

He told me these 3 things:

Luigi is out
Ness is in
Ganondorf gets a Luigified moveset (not his sword or anything)

 

[pwnzorz]

A guy from Nintendo kinda slipped that Luigi was in, at E for All. And don't post w/o proof, close the thread.

 

[Super_alex2]

So whats the disorder that you have called? Extreme Gullibility?

 

[pwnzorz]

He told me these 3 things:

Luigi is out
Ness is in
Ganondorf gets a Luigified moveset (not his sword or anything)

Man, I can't wait for you to be wrong.

 

[RyuDragonKing]

...*cough* Trusting a guy who works at a grocery store because he played Melee?................................wow............................

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

****! That ****ing sucks! Luigi is, like, one of the best ones out there!

This sucks...

 

[Rocketspark]

So I'm guessing this "guy at the grocery store" was you?
Because I can't imagine anyone being any more stupid.

 

[Tonic_Sonic]

lol.....

trolled.

 

[silver777]

The truth about Luigi..................

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...He is really Mario's twin.

 

[WoapGang]

He told me these 3 things:

Luigi is out
Ness is in
Ganondorf gets a Luigified moveset (not his sword or anything)

let's see.....all i see is

You are ********
Your 5 years old
MODS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH YOU LOL TEH PH!R3$

 

[Chaosblade77]

He told me these 3 things:

Right. Some guy at a grocery store knows all of this? Ok. So what did he tell you?

Luigi is out

No.

Ness is in

No.

Ganondorf gets a Luigified moveset (not his sword or anything)

Luigified? No.
No sword? Maybe, but unlikely.

 

[Drclaw411]

vaginer meat

 

[antipokemonguy]

Oh and he says Monday's update is a Veteran.

 

[WoapGang]

Oh and he says Monday's update is a Veteran.

And today's update is SHUT THE FAJUCK UP!

 

[volbound1700]

I heard a rumor that Link was not going to be in the game... it was from a guy at Walmart.

Oh wait...

 

[Colenstien]

Hey wait, I know this grocery guy. He told me that Tom Nook is in and is a clone of Samus.

 

[Tonic_Sonic]

I heard a rumor that Sakurai is President Bush's robot and Bush is intentionally giving us cool updates and characters on the site, but when the game comes out its going to be Hello Kitty's Island Adventure 2 and Sonic ISNT going to be in it.

True story.

 

[antipokemonguy]

Yes and that Black Shadow is replacing Captain Falcon.

 

[Chaosblade77]

Yes and that Black Shadow is replacing Captain Falcon.

Right. Secondary character replacing a primary character?

Let me guess. Ephraim is replacing Marth?

Edit:
You should have named yourself "ProfessionalTroller"

 

[SonicMario]

Yes and that Black Shadow is replacing Captain Falcon.

Okay, with this statement and all others. You are TRULY a Liar.

The falcon symbol was found on Samurai Goroh's assist trophy. It was NOT a generic F-zero symbol. Captain Falcon WILL be in and maybe even the only F-zero rep again. You can't denie his Knee.

 

[Level 9]

This topic makes baby jesus cry... Why do you keep on making baby jesus cry!?...

 

[Colenstien]

Plus, Captain Falcon will be in but in a dress. Grocery guy told me so.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

He told me these 3 things:

Luigi is out
Ness is in
Ganondorf gets a Luigified moveset (not his sword or anything)

Wow, you're information is CRAP. Seriously. Luigi is in. Everyone knows that.
Mods, please be kind and close this pathetic thread...

 

[SamuraiPanda]

a) this is obviously a spam thread.

b) why would you people respond to a spam thread?

c) <3 Gilgamesh.