The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Eor]

wut do freaky little monkeys say when there high, and have sticks?


A. Gideon has manbabies

 

[Maro23]

Who shot Clinton?

I'm going to a soccer tournament.

 

[Eor]

what do ******* say? (jk)



A. I am a sloth

 

[shadowhuntr000]

All right, we got tiger clothes, sloth clothes, and monkey clothes. What would you like?



That sucks.

 

[x1_11]

Hey look at this cool vacuum I got.

Shut up!

 

[Zivku]

Why do you smell so weird?

Pinapples and a Banana Split

 

[shadowhuntr000]

What would you like, sir?


Why, yes! Thanks for noticing!

 

[Masher Mario]

Is that your long, gray beard streching out the door?

Hiiiiiiyah!

 

[Cerebrate]

What greeting is guaranteed to prevent any sort of conversation on the spot?

Playing with spider monkeys and tripping on acid, as usual.

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Hey, what's kicking, Cerebrate?

Can I try?

 

[Ticadrius]

Trust me dude, you can't do make a cow learn to fly by giving it an IV of Viagra.

Only once, by accident.

 

[Kirby King]

Let's try this again... how many times have you purposely answered a question stupidly?

I'm not sure, it depends if it were made of aluminum or plastic.

 

[Mic_128]

How often do you eat drink containers?


It was the only way to stop them!

 

[shadowhuntr000]

And now there's a thousand shot elephants in front of us...Way to go, dude!


Exactly, if not a bit off.

 

[Cerebrate]

How did I mispronounce that?

Made you look!

 

[Mic_128]

OMG! Someone's posted porn on smashboards!

I was just walking down the street.

 

[Zivku]

Where were you yesterday at 2:52 PM?

Ooouuucccchhh! That really hurt!!!

 

[shadowhuntr000]

And now we drop the nuke next to Zivku.


I'd like to see you try.

 

[Him]

Q:Can I hug you?


A:Because Bob saget is a big fat idiot...and he smells too.

 

[Mic_128]

why did bob saget win biggest doush award for 5 years straight?


Why it's elementary. It's a rabid spleen!

 

[Roy1013]

What do you get when you cross useless body parts with a tiny furry animal?


Because I can't think when I'm tied to a chair.

 

[Gligar_Man]

why is kidnapping such a common crime?

oi oi oi!

 

[Roy1013]

What does a gosling imitating a pig say? (Charlotte's Web)


So, you don't like the shoes?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Oh, Jesus! What the h3ll were yopu thinking? I can even to begim to think of who was f*ckedenough in the head to think of these things. Holy crap!

only on the weekends...

 

[Him]

So...do you like it up the ***?


NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!11... well, hardly ever!

 

[Mic_128]

How often do you kiss up to the mods?



I believe it was your hippo.

 

[Cerebrate]

What ate all these white plastic balls? (Anybody remember that game?)

You can't do that in prison!

 

[Him]

Hey, wanna be in a tournement of Hungry Hungry Hippos?



...GROUP HUG!!!

 

[Mic_128]

What is the scariest thing to hear in prison?


It's my 700th post. (True)

 

[Atsbe787]

Are you a Smash n00b?

A:Because the hippo danced! DUH!

 

[quicky]

What did the hippo do??


I love my job,my wife, my kids and my dog.

 

[Mic_128]

Who dou you love?


THE LST DAY OF SCHOOL FOR THE TERM IS OVER!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Thomsonsst]

what date are you looking forward to?

I can't wait until the new pokemon game comes out in the UK

 

[aewjn]

Why are you moving to the US?

Granny has a thong.

 

[Thomsonsst]

Why did granny give all her underwear to you?


I just bet Samus.

 

[Afrotaki]

Why are you out of money?

The Giraffe told me to.

 

[choknater]

Why did you buy out the Toys R Us store and disappoint many poor little children?

I'm no Jew.

 

[Afrotaki]

Why do the Neo-Nazis leave you alone?

Because his rhinocerous has gone on a rampage.

 

[choknater]

Why did Bill Clinton's bed shake so much that night?

I did it for free.

 

[Cerebrate]

Didn't you get paid for beating up Bob Saget in public?

Make it funny.