The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Ticadrius]

Why did you staple my grandma's hand to a wall?

I think I broke something.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Where's my limited edition signed Pertwillaby Paper's statue?

Tht's it! You're a genius. Welcome to the club!

 

[firaga01]

Q: I got a 300 on my IQ test! What do I win?

A: I told you I'm a psychopath.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Why did you shoot my arm off? I just wanted to touch your girlfriend...

That's not her, that's a large pterodactyl. It's not healthy to do that to pterodactyls.

 

[firaga01]

Q: Woah, pardon the diss, and I knew your girfriend was ugly, but is THAT what she really looks like?

A: because the flying monkey wanted to fly around with Osama Bin Laden's head on a stick.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Captain Dertram, you said you would have Osama bin laden and a flying moinkey foir me, but do you have them? NO! How can this be?

Sir, you should get a pair of glasses, you mistook that thing for a sexbomb.

 

[Cerebrate]

Tell me, lieutenant. Is this new type of atomic bomb supposed to create a cloud shaped like a woman's [censored]?

Everybody scream! Everybody scream!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Do you want some ice cream?

you are wuitre mistaken sir, this is FREE FLEXY PEARLS, you idiot...

 

[Mic_128]

Is this where the three sexy earls are?


But i was just walking down the street!

 

[King Genius XIII]

You're arrested for showing your ugly mug in public.

Exactly.

 

[Haha Monkey]

I believe the answer you're looking for is AHOHMSDBDAEMNBYUKSANJBSAJF

Do the chicken dance!

 

[King Genius XIII]

OK, kids, now that we've eaten some tacos, what do we do?

Holy cow! YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS? Oh my God! Don't touch me you filthy thing...

 

[Link_in_park]

AHHHH!!! my hands are covered in toxic waste!!!!!

Ewww! Whats that nasty smell?

 

[Ticadrius]

(annoying jammes enters the room).

Hey jammes, what's up? Hey, LIP, do you sense something different in the room from a moment ago?


She looked like she was 18!

 

[Cerebrate]

What in God's name are you doing to my grandmother?!

Some big omelette sandwich or something.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Oh my GOD! What's that big, yellow and sandwich-colored thing in the sky.

That, my friend, is my chiiskøtter collection.

 

[Ticadrius]

That looks like roadkill, fried to a crisp and cpverered in slime. What is it?

The same place I hid my bong.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Where's my toothbrush, Tic?

I'm a little tea pot. I'm round and fat...

 

[firaga01]

Q: Ok, it's imagination time while on crack! So, King Genius XIII, what are YOU?

A: Well, it wasn't my fault that Afghanistan blew up!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Bad Bush, baaaaaaaaaad Bush!

OK, so I admit it, I did it. Happy now?

 

[Link_in_park]

HEY!? Who Pee'ed on my Gamecube and Gameboy Advanced and my $100,000,000
Worth baseball card that I was going to sell tommarow!?!?!?!?!?

Yeah? Whats it to ya?

 

[Ticadrius]

Are you ghey, LIP?

No, it hurts my feet too much.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Ha! das bist heelarius... Ich bin einen robot! Ja!

Would you like to be dipped in burning lava?

No, my head hurts right now, we can do it later.

 

[Crossova17]

u wanna go to my bedroom?


Sure, i love brain worms in my boxers

 

[Link_in_park]

Do you have to do that!?

Look at that Idoit!

 

[King Genius XIII]

If you say look at that Idoit again, I'm gonna kick your face into your brain!

Please? After we do that, we can do whatever you want...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Oh god, do we HAVE to watch friends AGAIN! (no offense to friends lovers, but it is a sucky show)

Gee, that looks red.

 

[Crossova17]

Why did u take off ur panties?


The mutual affection compeled me to do so

 

[Link_in_park]

Why are YOU playing as Jigglypuff!?!?

awww! do we have to!?

 

[Crossova17]

can i finally convince u to take a bath w/ me?


its my first tym

 

[Cerebrate]

Bob, how many times have you accidentally destroyed a nuclear reactor?

The proper way to do that is the normal way, not the way you would expect a six-year-old crack baby with ADHD in an epileptic fit to do it.

 

[Link_in_park]

Whats up with these leasons for kicking some ones butt in super smash bros. melee in a " Fancy " Manner?

But how do you do that?

 

[King Genius XIII]

Now class, jump out of the window while changing into sexy bikinies, and fly into the air, then down and up again. OK?

A cow.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Q: Mom what's you favorite meal?

A: Yes all those little ones!

 

[King Genius XIII]

You really want to kill all annoying little children?

Ye syouw ontNo... yes you wont/will...

 

[UnKnown X]

Q: Do I really want to screw you?

A: Yup, and also the chicken.



Det, min gode mann, er min underbukse samling. = That, my good man(?), is my underwear collection.

 

[King Genius XIII]

You're really gonna push all those animals into a giant wooden ship and sail for many days on the flooded Earth?

Det, min gode mann, er min underbukse samling.

 

[Crossova17]

Do u speak ebonics?


Geez, it didn't kno ur best friend is ur hand

 

[King Genius XIII]

Isn't this fortune telling machine cool?

I knew that, I was just giving her a chance to get it right so she would fall madly in love with me!

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Dude, why did you give her the answer to number 2?

The voices in my head told me to.