The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[smilingmadman]

So, is it okay that I killed your pregnant wife and unborn son?

Shoot now, ask questions later.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

I hear your mother-in-law just stopped by for a visit...

Argh... you knew you weren't supposed to do that until Christmas.

 

[SideEffect001]

I took a shower!!...

But I want cereal...

 

[smilingmadman]

I'm a cereal killer. Is that okay with you, buddy?!

Seventy-six.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

What is 38 times 4 divided by 2?

Whatever crosses my mind.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Mmm... this mystery soup is amazing! What ingredients do you use?

Desperate times call for desperate measures, my friend.

 

[3.14159]

Why are you offering your soul to the devil to get a blind date this Saturday night?

Because my life sucks and a half.

 

[smilingmadman]

How come you're holding that gun? And why is the barrel in your mouth, pointed at the back of your throat?

Hulk Hogan.

 

[falcoX]

Who is the absolute best wretler evar?

Your face!!! OMFG, your face!!!

 

[SideEffect001]

Could you please say Your face!!! OMFG, your face!!!?

Don't ask me

 

[smilingmadman]

What's 5 + 5?

Okay, but only if you put out the fire.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Can I go back into my house now?

Trick question! There's no such place.

 

[3.14159]

Are you in your secret base in a secret location or are you not?

You're two minutes late.

 

[smilingmadman]

Did I make it in time for the assassination?

Sure... you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

 

[3.14159]

do you wanna scratch my back?

Checkers and salad.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

What just spilled all over the floor!?

Because it's HUUUUUUUUUGE...

 

[falcoX]

Why did u buy the huge block of cheese?

Jerry Seinfeld is not as Good as George Costanza

 

[smilingmadman]

What were your great-great-great-great grandfather's dying words?

You'd better clean it up, too, if you wanna go to the ball game.

 

[falcoX]

Jonathan!!! Stop clowning aroud this instant! I will not tolerate all the spinach you left in Grampa's toupee!!

Macculley Culkin is not as funny as I originally thought

 

[WIPE$$$]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah it turned big when it soaked up the water

 

[LegendOne]

Why your head is so big???

Brown, jelly and with funny white things on it.

 

[falcoX]

Please describe your ideal sandwich

Reggie Bush is the deep back with the ball

 

[3.14159]

Where's Waldo?

Twelve divided by a wastebasket case.

 

[falcoX]

x31 plus twenty three skidoo equals...

They never caught that fish.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Why isn't the Coelacanth in the museum?

Why you little..! *starts choking Bart Simpson*

 

[falcoX]

Bart: Sorry dad, I spent all the money you gave me.

Thats why we had to kill King Kong

 

[DaPerson]

Have you ever smelt a giant ape's feces!?

norton antivirus

 

[falcoX]

Whats the worst software for stopping viruses?

He cant kill them all..

 

[3.14159]

Can DaPerson kill all the skittle pixies of jolly rainbow doom?

M&Ms suck.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

You murderer! Why did you eat Mr. Yellow?

Uhh... i'm Santa Sloth. Yeah, that's it! Ho, ho, ho! *cough*

 

[falcoX]

Who are you, mister?

The ministry frobids it Harry!

 

[Dr. Sloth]

If you don't mind, Dumbledore, I would like to produce a new Potter movie that completely butchers the plot of the book.

I will have no part in such a heist. Do it yourself, slacker.

 

[falcoX]

Hey punk, were gonna rob this bank. Your the driver.


Something tells me im into something good

 

[LegendOne]

Why did you jump from the bridge?

Nooooo, I haate it!! *burns the television* DIEEEEE!!!

 

[#1KirbyMaster]

do you like pizza?

purple triangles

 

[LegendOne]

what would an kirby pizza look like?

What the, I didn't knew that! You can steal me, but you can't get my dignity!! ... ... ... Go, monster!! Get everything from me, *******!!!

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Your soul is MINE. *insert maniacal laughter here as a group of mutant soldiers drag you away*

Maybe if you shut up about it.

 

[#1KirbyMaster]

can i have a nuke?

radioactive atomic farts

 

[The_Next_Boss]

What do robots fart?

I ALWAYS WIN!

 

[falcoX]

Wat is the number one rule of the game?

HAHAHHAHAHAH! OW! My ribs!!!!