The Super Duper Upside-Down Backwards Q&A Thread

[Haha Monkey]

What do you want for christmas, little boy?

He ran away.

 

[chrisjl001]

What happened to ur boyfriend?
it wasn't me

 

[Venom Dream]

Why does Crossova17 keep posting anwsers that are refureing to sex?
Chocoche rules!(dont ask, very old joke)

 

[Haha Monkey]

Well, what do you have to say for yourself?

It was like that when I got here...

 

[Cerebrate]

Why did you scratch "The Moon rules!" onto my car with a key? (Referring to one of the funniest episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Typical.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Would you rather die of being eaten by the word "typical" or "THE VERY VERY EVIL EVIL ANT"?

Shutup

 

[Venom Dream]

Whats with your face?

Run around in circles and then die of an extencive amount of PIE!

 

[Ticadrius]

How should you avoid getting mauled by a bear when one acosts you?

It's not my fault; I thought the cop was a drug dealer

 

[Mic_128]

Why did you knee him in the nuts?

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Huddlebum]

^ Is that fair? He answered a question with a question. Anywho, I'll break the ice. that was somewhat an odd answer/question so, whatever.

I know what you are, but what am I?

j00 got sn1ped.

 

[Mic_128]

Why didn't j00 post here?

Mr Hankey did it.

By the way, i know u r, ect. is a valid response.
Are you insane?
i know u r....ect. Sorry, i just wanted to clear that up.

 

[Ticadrius]

What was that explosion?

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Mic_128]

I am a Wizard. You have angered me. Choose from being a slug or a fish!

Ooooh. It was blue.

 

[kirbyultimate]

What did your skin look like after you went in that place?

Hey, the Simpsons!

 

[Fourside]

What are you watching?

Yay!It's my 400th post!
(Yes,this is an answer,so go on and make a question!)

 

[Cerebrate]

Oh yeah? Well, what do YOU have to celebrate?

FACK YOU MAN

 

[Mic_128]

I just stole your bike! What do you say about that, wise guy?

Smash World Forums

 

[Ticadrius]

Where are you always going rather than getting it on with your girlfriend?

Canadian Thanksgiving is fake.

 

[kirbyultimate]

(I hate you)
I just had turkey a few weeks ago.

I got my new computer yesterday (not really)

 

[Mic_128]

I thought I lost a winning lottery ticket here but i must have lost it at home. Anything new with you?

That would hurt!

 

[Ticadrius]

Did kirbyultimate say he hates me?!

But, I love you!

 

[King Genius XIII]

Why don't you stop following me around and stealing my panties, you freak?

Because it's healthy!

 

[Mic_128]

Why did you eat an ENTIRE tub of icecream with a pack of marshmellows?

Of couse!

 

[Cerebrate]

Would you kill someone in front of his own mother for a ten-speed? (another Aqua Teens reference . . .)

I'll give it an eight because it has a good beat and you can dance to it.

 

[Ticadrius]

What do you think of the battern with which I am clubbing this baby seal?

I can do it, I hope....

 

[Mic_128]

Try to turn on the computer.

It was a mountain. I swear!

 

[King Genius XIII]

What have you been taking?

I'm just your friendly neighboorhood Gyigas!

 

[Haha Monkey]

Who is that person in underpants and a cape that just beat up that poor old lady?

It's just a small flesh wound.

 

[Ticadrius]

Is that guy on fire?

I was running and I hit a wall.

 

[Osco316]

Why is your face flat?

I fell into a bucket of acid.

 

[Crossova17]

Why do u look like Michael Jackson?

it was a proven fact back in the 30's

 

[BeeboW]

How did you know that i liked cheese?

because i really wanted to lick something

 

[Cerebrate]

Why does your tongue have burns resembling the surface of a waffle iron?

Racketeering.

 

[Mic_128]

What kind of racket are you doing this time?

An ear and an old shoe. Thats it!

 

[Ticadrius]

What did you steal from that old man when you poked his eyes out wih a switchblade?

The dude at Applebee's spilled Moutain Dew on my pants...

 

[Mic_128]

Did you wet your pants?

Everyone will suspect the dog!

 

[Haha Monkey]

OH MY GOSH! YOU KILLED HIM! Quick, put the knife in the dogs mouth!

I didn't mean to, they looked like a man at a distance.

 

[Mic_128]

Why were you yelling at that duck?

It's snowing.

 

[Haha Monkey]

What did you tell her to try and cover up your dandruff?

Only on wednesdays.

 

[Cipher]

How can you run so fast only on Saturday?

just walk around acting like its baby powder.