The SSS Battlefront: Now with 50% more Teczero!

[Stratford]

I wanna convoy to Genesis..... we would **** in crews.

 

[EpicFear]

i'm trying to figure out what those stars are.

f-u-c-k-e-r-s probably.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

bard if i figure out a way.

 

[Stratford]

f-u-c-k-e-r-s probably.

No, 5 stars followed by an s. Better luck next year. 6 would be easy.

Can we please bring the whole Dynasty to Genesis? I'm talking to you, Chu.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

lolz.

genesis would be too good.

 

[Stratford]

Petta can come too.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

lolz. im claiming pettas spot as the ghey

 

[Stratford]

I mean, you can try, but seriously, all that ***** do is grab.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

i have become the master of gay.

 

[Stratford]

In unrelated news, Colbol has recently been found guilty of kicking way too much ***.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

but in an unexpected twist...darkrain kicked moar.

 

[Stratford]

Well the outcome of the set would seem to suggest that, but I refuse to believe it.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

well you forget that

darkrain

mightve been too good.

 

[Stratford]

He was decent. I still don't buy. Colbol too cute.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

bard we're gonna have to rockb ing int he time we overlap for moar fests.

 

[kalamazhu]

yo guys we should smash sometime
pull me out of retirement

 

[DtJ Jungle]

KZHUUUUUUUUU!!!


yeah boi we'll pull you out of retirement son.


practice. you gonna get wrecked otherwise.

 

[Stratford]

Dude we always have room for KZhu. He knows he has to practice. Chu and I rocked D's in September and we had some friendlies. He was the same as before, i.e. sweet. He still beat Chu lolz.

I wonder if you have kept up your studies, KZhu? Falco has moved on, he realized Bombsoldier sucks. I'm pretty sure last time I asked you if you knew who Dashizwiz was you said "what?" Well get studying if you haven't already. We will main you again. We also have to plan the STD in D's room.

 

[MexicanBJ]

omg, im so excite for kzhu, i.e. ZHU and kizzu

i inherently conceed all matchups against him, he's toooo ****ing good

falco's ftw.

also, has anyone else realized kalamazhu is SO ****ING PRO??

i think he's a natural guys.

 

[Stratford]

I'd go so far as saying it's more pro than TheZhuKeeper.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

too many lasers...too little time.

 

[thaxceptional1]

^thats too much sex 4 me

 

[DtJ Jungle]

i dont believe such a thing exists.

 

[kalamazhu]

of course ive watched dashizwiz
have u seen zhu?? hes sweet
have u guys forgot about my IC's?

btw u guys should come to school one day i have a sweet tv and cube

 

[Stratford]

Hahaha DSW is good but I reckon you're the better Zhu. And how could we forget your ICs rocking Bing while Jungle got bricked by Viny. Best tournament ever. We will rock D's again. College johns for now though.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

**** you Viny's never seen my new playstyle (which the rat bastad took form me anynway..walk n fsmash)

DSW is too good. I always used to get my school shoes there

 

[Stratford]

Haha Viny's never even pushed the buttons.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

**** that.

i'm top tier

bring it

*waits for mich mod to *****

 

[Stratford]

Don't worry I don't think anyone knows who Viny is.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

yah thats the problem.

 

[Stratford]

Wait is KZhu older that Colbol? If so that would be too funny.

 

[kalamazhu]

Vinay mains samus now and is pretty gay with her too

btw meatsause is the worst smasher ive ever seen
ever...

 

[DtJ Jungle]

kzhu bring it.

5 mm my sheik/marth/fox/falco/falcon/peach/luigi

take your pick.

 

[Stratford]

Haha KZhu bricked Meatsauce. He's getting sweet though so watch out. His Falcon is actually the spacie slayer. A grab is all it takes. When Meatsauce gets a grab the audience holds their breath. It's like fighting a Marth.

Lolz I wanna see Vinay's Samus. Can it walk faster than his Marth?

 

[DtJ Jungle]

can he do the skateboard?

 

[kalamazhu]

hahaha yeah vinay pretty much plays the same way cept with samus and gayer
aka no advanced tactics
ray is pretty legit now
ill post a video someday.. you guys should watch it.

 

[wafflekwnt]

i can't wait to see how sweet kzhu has become

 

[EpicFear]

holy ****. Kwnt got a smashboards acc? o.0

 

[DtJ Jungle]

hes had one he just doesnt use it.

 

[Stratford]

Wait was Ray that Ness? Well I'd rather watch that than Moar Drank...