The Smash 5 Ongoing Story Game

[PeridotGX]

Lars had childhood trauma from that.

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Sakurai made an announcement, promising

 

[PeridotGX]

5 new sandwiches at Subway.

 

[RealLuigisWearPink]

As newcomers, replacing Fire Emblem.

 

[CrusherMania1592]

Because he wants Italian Marios

 

[PeridotGX]

. One promised sandwich was "Patented Skinner Burgers"

 

[Sprite]

The smash bros characters decided

 

[Jubileus57]

to retaliate by nerfing Sakurai's...

 

[PeridotGX]

Cat's IQ. This infuriates Sakurai

 

[Opossum]

So he removes Falco.

 

[PeridotGX]

Falco then is a greedy baker.

 

[Opossum]

And steals Sakurai's bread collection.

 

[RealLuigisWearPink]

To get it back, Sakurai

 

[XxCzardxX]

revives Cloud as an assassin...

 

[CannonStreak]

With a stronger Buster Sword...

 

[XxCzardxX]

capable of 0% Limit Cross Slash kills...

 

[PeridotGX]

But Cloud died once more.

 

[Drclaw411]

Ridley was confirmed as playable!

 

[Ghirahilda]

Samus, now part Metroid, did

 

[Radical Bones]

the unthinkable. Charging her shot,

 

[Sprite]

Fired at sakurai, who then

 

[Jubileus57]

used Kojima as a meatshield

 

[PeridotGX]

"Crikey" said Kojima. Falco then

 

[DeiSakuChris]

screamed for Fox's help

 

[PeridotGX]

to steal some Bread. Fox

 

[DeiSakuChris]

refused 'n called Falco a b*tch

 

[PeridotGX]

. Falco stole the bread regardless.

 

[RealLuigisWearPink]

Fox got pissed and shot

 

[Deleted member]

Wolf in the chest who

 

[PeridotGX]

said "I hate Dust". Reggie,

 

[ObeseCity]

who was watching memes, exclaimed

 

[Jubileus57]

"Y U no have Vanilluxe...

 

[PeridotGX]

?". Sakurai accepted and added Vanilluxe.

 

[XxCzardxX]

Along with Trubbish and Klefki...

 

[Jubileus57]

who ended becoming top tiers

 

[PeridotGX]

due to infinite combos.Thomas Jefferson,

 

[Jubileus57]

who really loved ice creams,

 

[PeridotGX]

Purchased the rights to Vanilluxe.

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Thomas Jefferson inadvertently created a Time Paradox

 

[PeridotGX]

due to "dying" in 1824.