The Sentence Changer

[TheSundanceKid]

Shoop da Woop dog has the most broken KANDY APPELZ that R. Kelly plays.

 

[The Executive]

Kandy Apples has the most broken Shoop Da Woops that R. Kelly plays.

 

[Kinzer]

Kandy Apples has the most broken Fruit Da Loops that R. Kelly plays.

*OMG I missed the good stuff, but then again it's probably better that I did because I would've killed the humor*

 

[The Executive]

Yes, yes you did miss it. 'Twas magnificent.

Kandy Apples has the most broken Fruit Da Loops that R. Kelly eats.

 

[Kinzer]

Kandy Apples has the most fantastic Fruit Da Loops that R. Kelly eats.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Kandy Kong has the most fantastic Fruit Da Loops that R. Kelly eats.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Toucan Sam has the most fantastic Fruit Da Loops that R. Kelly eats.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Uncle Sam has the most fantastic Fruit Da Loops that R. Kelly eats.

 

[The Executive]

Uncle Sam is the most fantastic Fruit Loops that R. Kelly eats.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Uncle Sam is the most fantastic Fruit Loop that R. Kelly eats.

 

[The Executive]

Uncle Kracker is the most fantastic Fruit Loop that R. Kelly eats.

 

[Kinzer]

Uncle Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Loop that R. Kelly eats.

 

[M.K]

Uncle Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Salad that R. Kelly eats.

 

[Wizards Bane]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Sald that R. Kelly eats.

 

[Kinzer]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Sald that R. Kelly devoured.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Sald that R. Kelly rubbed.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Basket that R. Kelly rubbed.

 

[Kinzer]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Basket that R. Kelly rubbed on.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Basket that R. Kelly rubbed in his armpits.

 

[Kinzer]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Basket that R. Kelly rubbed on his boobknees. (omg old manlady!)

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously fantastic Fruit Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his boobknees. (omg old manlady!)

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously Salty Fruit Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his ear.

 

[Kinzer]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously Salty Fruit Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big head.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously Salty Fruit Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big knee.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously Salty gift Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big knee.

 

[The Executive]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously Salty Fail Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his failing career.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Coke Kracker is the most deliciously Salty gift Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Saltine Kracker is the most deliciously Salty gift Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Saltine Kracker is the most deliciously fishy gift Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Goldfish Kracker is the most deliciously fishy gift Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Goldfish Kracker is the most deliciously CHEEZY gift Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Goldfish Kracker is the most deliciously CHEEZY Pepperidge Farm Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[Kinzer]

Goldfish Kinzer is the most deliciously CHEEZY Pepperidge Farm Basket that George Lopez rubbed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Goldfish Kinzer is the most deliciously CHEEZY Pepperidge Farm Basket that George Lopez smashed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Goldfish Kinzer is the most deliciously CHEEZY pizza that George Lopez smashed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Goldfish Kinzer is the most deliciously CHEEZY pizza that George Lucas smashed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Goldfish Kinzer is the most deliciously CHEEZY boy that George Lucas smashed on his big Latisimus Dorsi.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Goldfish Kinzer is the most deliciously CHEEZY boy that George Lucas smashed on his big lightsaber.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Kinzer is the most deliciously CHEEZY boy that George Lucas smashed on his big lightsaber.

 

[Kinzer]

Kinzer is the most deliciously CHEEZY man that George Lucas smashed on his big lightsaber.

I'm no boy.