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Roidley: "BIG BRO!"
Ridley: "What do you want NOW?!"
Roidley: "I got you a present!"
Ridley: "...A present? Why in hell would you even do that?"
Roidley: "Because today is your birthday!"
Ridley: "My birthday was WEEKS AGO, you idiot!. And it wasn't a pleasant one if you ask me...specially beucase you were around...but WHATEVER. What is this present of yours?"
Roidley: "I can't tell you that, silly! just open it!"
*box shakes violently*
Ridley: "...What the...?! it moved on its own! WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PRESENT?!"
Roidley: "Um...I find it rolling around, it was so pretty! it can talk and it even knows your name!"
Samus (inside the box): "RIDLEY! YOU MOTHERF@#%ING PIECE OF S@#$! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL THIS TIME! I SWEAR!"
Ridley: "...You know what....on a second thought...I'm not going to opent it now...you should save it for christmas."
Roidley: Aw...why?"
Ridley: "To make it starve to dea- um...TO MAKE IT MORE SPECIAL! YES!"
Roidley: "Oooooh....OK! Anything for Big Bro! Time to hide it somewhere!"
Ridley(thinking):
"Well, it seems that his stupidity was useful for ONCE..."