The official thread of only very serious Ganondorf related topics and subject matter

[Opana]

My kid has maxed ivs and evs

 

[Blobface]

So, about this Avatar...

 

[Goolloom]

I'll just leave this here.

 

[Koskinator]

Ganondorf the same time as a result of the most important thing is that the only thing I can do it for the first time in the ganon discord you can only be mean to me its ok you wont get banned from the other hand I have a bunch of other chargers lol I know you are looking for a while back and forth between the two of the most important thing is that the only thing I can do it again when I was wondering if you are looking for a while back and I have a bunch of other chargers the same time as a result of a new person who is the best way to get the best way to get the best way to get the most important thing in my opinion is the most popular and the kids are doing well and that you can also be able to get the most popular of my friends list and the rest is history of this email address in my life and the kids and adults alike are a couple of years of experience in this case.

 

[Opana]

Ganondorf the same time as a result of the most important thing is that the only thing I can do it for the first time in the ganon discord you can only be mean to me its ok you wont get banned from the other hand I have a bunch of other chargers lol I know you are looking for a while back and forth between the two of the most important thing is that the only thing I can do it again when I was wondering if you are looking for a while back and I have a bunch of other chargers the same time as a result of a new person who is the best way to get the best way to get the best way to get the most important thing in my opinion is the most popular and the kids are doing well and that you can also be able to get the most popular of my friends list and the rest is history of this email address in my life and the kids and adults alike are a couple of years of experience in this case.

Same

 

[Ray_Kalm]

Ganondorf the same time as a result of the most important thing is that the only thing I can do it for the first time in the ganon discord you can only be mean to me its ok you wont get banned from the other hand I have a bunch of other chargers lol I know you are looking for a while back and forth between the two of the most important thing is that the only thing I can do it again when I was wondering if you are looking for a while back and I have a bunch of other chargers the same time as a result of a new person who is the best way to get the best way to get the best way to get the most important thing in my opinion is the most popular and the kids are doing well and that you can also be able to get the most popular of my friends list and the rest is history of this email address in my life and the kids and adults alike are a couple of years of experience in this case.

I dropped a few tiers after reading this.

 

[Abbey Street]

alright I'm tired of u guys ****ing discrediting me when I have the best results out of any ganon period. Told by anti and staticmanny im the best ganon ever I'm done trying to help u guys I'm making the actual ganon chat that wants to get top 2 in tournies unlike any of u get lowest I ever get is top 5. It's about time I leave u guys to get beat by bayo and complain don't say I ever tried to help u. just know I'm the king and none of u fools will ever get better results than me. Deotay I still respect u and will help u anytime kosk uve always been scared to fight me so just stay scared go back to sucking like u do in this game w ganon with ur no results ass. Don't bother banning me cuz I'm leaving u will see me on stream I'll be repping this char since u guys won't be cuz u can't even get passed top 20. To all u haters u finally have what u wanted but remember this I'm still better than ull ever be and I will be the true judge of who's a good ganon not a2 who can't have the power since he doesn't have the results like Me. Have fun talking about me for the rest of ur lives I'm in ur head from now on

 

[mgleed]

How to beat bayo:

 

[Abbey Street]

What the darkness did you just heroically say about Ganon, you little moblin? I’ll have you know Ganon graduated top of his class in the Gerudo Guard, and he's been involved in numerous secret Grand Finals against Rosa mains, and he has over 300 confirmed Ganoncides in tourney. He is trained in Bair spacing and he's the top weight tiers in the entire cast of colorful Nintendo characters. You are nothing to him but just another FG scrub. He will wipe you the darkness out with spacing the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark his evil laugh. You think you can get away with saying that dodongo dung to him over the Internet? Think again, doo gooder. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of wallmasters across Hyrule and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Wizard foot, maggot. The Wizard foot that footstool spikes the pathetic little thing you call your stock. You’re bodied, kid. Ganon can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his tilts. Not only is he extensively trained in passive play, but he also has access to the entire AT thread and he will use it to its full extent to intimidate you with the hell drop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your salty tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. He will stomp all over you and you will drown in the insane disjoint of his Dair. You’re evilly dead, kiddo.

 

[Theosmeo]

What the darkness did you just heroically say about Ganon, you little moblin? I’ll have you know Ganon graduated top of his class in the Gerudo Guard, and he's been involved in numerous secret Grand Finals against Rosa mains, and he has over 300 confirmed Ganoncides in tourney. He is trained in Bair spacing and he's the top weight tiers in the entire cast of colorful Nintendo characters. You are nothing to him but just another FG scrub. He will wipe you the darkness out with spacing the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark his evil laugh. You think you can get away with saying that dodongo dung to him over the Internet? Think again, doo gooder. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of wallmasters across Hyrule and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Wizard foot, maggot. The Wizard foot that footstool spikes the pathetic little thing you call your stock. You’re bodied, kid. Ganon can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his tilts. Not only is he extensively trained in passive play, but he also has access to the entire AT thread and he will use it to its full extent to intimidate you with the hell drop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your salty tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. He will stomp all over you and you will drown in the insane disjoint of his Dair. You’re evilly dead, kiddo.

Oh my god is this a thing now? did I make a thing? YISSSS

 

[Abbey Street]

 

[HeavyLobster]

Wait is this a real thing
Is a Cloud Ganon JMU really about to happen
This boutta be funny
WAIT YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY SERIOUS
I CANT TAKE THIS JMU DISCUSSION SERIOUSLY
I CANT
IM SORRY
DONT LET ME TALK IN HERE WHILE ITS GOING
Ganon can't do anything in all aspects of the match
This is why the MU is a joke
Ganon can't do anything
Well the MU discussion is a joke
Na I think Cloud should be aggressive in this MU
Why should I
When I can just hit you
For free
You're treating Ganon
As if I had to respect him
LOL
There are so many mixups I can use to **** on ganon to compete against the 2 options you have its almost sad

 

[Koskinator]

And then sees they're down 7-3 and hes the last cloud left

vanishes

 

[HeavyLobster]

And then sees they're down 7-3 and hes the last cloud left

vanishes

And he has to go through Pon.

 

[Blobface]

Adom vs The Clouds: in a nutshell

 

[Theosmeo]

Wow, I heard cloud and I thought bad news but I guess not. Amazing work guys.

 

[Sykkamorre]

Lol at bayonigger for being so incredibly stupid, cowardly and irritating.

gg you feckless egregious moron.

 

[HeavyLobster]

Best of Gari's Discord Ocarina of Time commentary

Spoiler: Gari's greatest hits(OOT part 1)

the f*** do i do in the fire temple
i'm at the fire maze
i can't get to the door that isn't locked
i can get to the locked door
but i don't have any keys

You missed one.

hm
how do i get to the cell in the super vertical room

Look it up online.
Not sure which one you're talking about.

the one with the switch next to the red block that you have to push off the ledge
and then push more to climb a chain link wall
and then shoot the switch from before with an arrow

You have to blow up a hole in the ceiling above.

how the hell would anyone know that

It's on the top level of the maze with the boulders rolling around.
The floor is clearly cracked.

oh
i thought that was just a shortcut back

Also unlocks the cell.

why does this entire temple look like it's being recorded by a wide angle lens
RIGHT LET'S GO YOU FIRESNAKE F***
You may have once turned Hyrule into an eternal fire and nobody may have been able to stop you
But the difference between me and them
is a Megaton Hammer

Don't forget any keys in the Water Temple.

i will never forget
because of the ptsd the water temple will give me
any point in buying the giant's knife right now

no
there's never a point

Get the Biggoron Sword like a real man.

doesn't the giant's knife become the biggoron sword with a sidequest tho

Don't need to buy the Giant's Knife though.

well s***
i have a constantly full wallet and i don't know what to do about it

Big Knife doesn't become Biggoron Sword you noob(edited)

i haven't played it smh

this is blind from the forest temple on

Asking me for help =/= blind

i define blind as the first time doing it

Blind means 1st time + no help.

scrub

Spoiler: Gari's Greatest hits(OOT part 2)

i am missing a small key in the water temple
the furthest i can get is the waterfall room

Do you have the longshot?

nope
isn't that locked behind the waterfall room
or is that the boss key

Did you get the key on the 2nd floor above where you find Ruto?

um
maybe
i got the one below the block that floats up when you trigger the middle switch

Those are the only two I remember off the top of my head. The others I usually don't forget and just run into.

how do i bomb the wall in that area

Raise the water halfway.

that's
why
who would think of that

You can't get it the first time you see it and have to remember to go back.

egh

Suck less

I tried telling him that, but then he went and lost to Morpha. F****** Morpha.

shhhhh
also i just realized that the megaton hammer is literally just a bomb on a stick

What the f***
All you do is hookshot
Hookshot then press b
You dont even have to move
Lost to morpha though jesus christ

10 bombchus
for removing the curse on him
what the ****

Yes.

This is a new low for you gari

That guy sucks.

i'm telling you

Gari there is no excuse

the core fell into the water immediately most of the time

Thats why you dont use the hookshot right next to the water you pleb

i was pretty close to the spikes

I bet u even had a fairy
And died twice
Didn'tcha

it wouldn't go on the land
no f*** you

Are you playing it on 64

3ds

Scrub
64 is harder

it also makes the water temple hell
if i can have the game with me at a moment's notice for 20 bucks, that's a good deal

Ur mom will be with me at a moments notice for 20 bucks

that was pathetic
got 50 skulltulas
13 heart containers now
let's go
bottom of the well
bongo-bongo just killed me without touching me wtf
i died once to bomgo-bongo because i didn't realize that i was supposed to use the gimmick of the temple
and once to morpha
and i think that's it
the 10-pounder refuses to spawn for me
and it did once
but one of the smaller f***** scared it off
FINALLY
NEVER DOING THIS EVER AGAIN EXCEPT FOR MASTER QUEST MAYBE

Spoiler: Gari's Greatest hits(OOT part 3)

the f***
why did i pass out against the gerudo guard
doesn't matter because jump attack breaks them lol
i hate this temple already
dark nut is ezpz tbh
just walk away slowly and bombchu
where's the second key on the spirit path of ganon's castle

in your heart

i don't have a heart
oh that's f****** stupid
they put the triforce on yellow ground
RIGHT THEN LET'S GO YOU EVIL C***
is this a f****** escort mission
oh good zelda's not an escort
f****** hate those
what was the reward nabooru promised

Blowie

lol

 

[Abbey Street]

 

[HeavyLobster]

Best post ever.

 

[HeavyLobster]

Spoiler: Opana is poor

Kosk-Today at 2:50 PM

Opana is so poor tourneys waive his entrance fee because they feel bad


Gleed-Today at 2:50 PM

such charity


jmanup85-Today at 2:50 PM

Opana is so poor that beggars hand him loose change to help feed the poor


Kosk-Today at 2:51 PM

Opana is so poor he uses a madcatz controller


adom-Today at 2:52 PM

dammit i'm trying to think of one lol


wait


if Opana is so poor


HOW COMES HE MAINS CORRIN?


Blobface-Today at 2:52 PM

Opana is so poor he has a Wii U


wait


jmanup85-Today at 2:52 PM

Opana is so poor he mains Corrin


He imagines corn every time he plays and it sustains him


Gleed-Today at 2:52 PM

just so he can feel rich


adom-Today at 2:52 PM

you're implying he actually has the 3.99 to actually buy Corrin(edited)


jmanup85-Today at 2:53 PM

No he used his prostitution moiney


Anton-Today at 2:53 PM

Opana is so poor he eats cereal with a fork to save milk


adom-Today at 2:53 PM

dude that's low


jmanup85-Today at 2:53 PM

lol


I'm not here to be nice


adom-Today at 2:53 PM

Opana is so poor he eats the carboard box of the cereal to save money


Blobface-Today at 2:54 PM

He wallsits instead of sitting in chairs


jmanup85-Today at 2:54 PM

screen cap this and put it in that srs thread lol


Kosk-Today at 2:54 PM

Opana is so poor if you ask him which president is on a $50 bill he says "they have $50 bills now?"


Gleed-Today at 2:54 PM

lolol


twisT-Today at 2:54 PM

Opana is so poor when he sees roadkill he thinks 'supper'


adom-Today at 2:55 PM

Opana is so poor he money matches the CPUs


twisT-Today at 2:56 PM

Opana is so poor he saves his old calendars to re-use in 14 years


Blobface-Today at 2:57 PM

Opana plays Smash with a bop it


twisT-Today at 2:57 PM

Opana re-uses plastic cutlery


Kosk-Today at 2:58 PM

Opana is so poor the food bank knows him on a first name basis


twisT-Today at 3:00 PM

Opana has a stamp collection


food stamps


Rai-Today at 3:01 PM

Opana is so poor, that he thought a concert with 50 Cent ft. Nickleback would cost 45 cents


LayZ | Abbey Street-Today at 3:03 PM

I'm tweeting this to him


NEW MESSAGES


adom-Today at 3:05 PM

we will continue the roasting until he buys a pentium 4 computer(edited)


i want to make him one of the worst Ganons dammit


Blobface-Today at 3:06 PM

Opana heard "roasting" and instantly came for food


A2ZOMG-Today at 3:06 PM

Lol


adom-Today at 3:06 PM

f*** that was a good one lol

 

[Abbey Street]

Spoiler: Opana is still poor

 

[Garioshi]

Opana is so poor that he's changing his handle to Zhu.

 

[Xinc]

Spoiler: Opana is still poor

This **** is why I need to come back to discord more often.

Uh… Nothing's coming to me right now.

Opana is so poor that Sanders started his campaign because of him.

 

[LoveExpert]

Spoiler: rip opaaaaana

 

[Opana]

What the **** is this **** lmao

 

[Blobface]

Spoiler: rip opaaaaana

Total Duration: one hour and five minutes.

 

[Koskinator]

ed

 

[free33]

Opana is so poor that Trump built a wall just for him.

 

[Blobface]

Hey, remember this?

 

[Blobface]

Double post but...

Even Ganon's Jab is instant death now.

 

[mgleed]

It's Naroghin IRL

 

[Blobface]

I'm so sorry
http://gamebanana.com/skins/146884

 

[Naroghin]

It's Naroghin IRL

That's the look I give when I'm deep into working on some sketches for a new piece and my wife comes in like, "Hey can you go let the ducks out?"

And then I go let the ducks out.

Edit: But yeah, it is awesome to have a matching picture for my favorite quote, which has been in my signature pretty much as long as I've had this account.

 

[Opana]

Who let the ducks out

 

[Naroghin]

Me, me, me, me-me.

Takes a little bit of doing sometimes though because they're really pretty dumb.

 

[Koskinator]

Yippie I oh

 

[Naroghin]

Bored at the in-laws' so I figured I'd Ganon-up the place a bit.

 

[mgleed]

 

[Koskinator]

Stay golden goku