The new Chuck Norris

[mc4]

Do you wanna know what i think? " When snake Fsmashes you he doesn't blast you he blasts the stage away from you"- all rights reserved C4MC (yes thats me) What funny or not funny (like mine lol) snake facts can you think of.

" Snakes mortar pushes the stage down making the illusion of the mortar traveling up"- C4MC

 

[brawlmaniac]

um I think the Chuck Norris jokes should just stick to Chuck Norris lol

 

[OmegaXXII]

It's Captain Falcon!!, though Snake kind of seems like it as well but still....

 

[PDawgy]

Snake lost his virginity before his dad.........sorry

 

[CompassTosser]

His ftilt is a roundhouse that really sends the opponent around the world one whole time, but lands right in front of you. Thats how strong and fast it happens.

 

[ChronoPenguin]

Ganondorf works better because hes Ganondorfly.

In Twilight Princess, Ganondorf didn't break the chains, they broke themselves being in his presence.

Ganondorf once collided a Warlock Punch, with Oldmandorf.
The other 2 players then died, and the controller blew up.
This is known as the Atom Bomb of Hiroshima >.>

Once Ganondorf looked at me and said.
Your not funny stfu.
And it was true.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

Chuck Norris is as older then ****ing Mudkips, let the meme die.

 

[~Peachy~]

Ummmm... no. Not funny. Sorry!

Really now... some people need to act more mature.

 

[Mic_128]

Captain Falcon asked me to ask you not to show him your moves.