The Neverending Story 3

[Lansuu]

...Barry Manilow alive. Barry flipped out and karate chopped...

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

...a potato.

 

[Fourside]

And fell down on the Big Bird from Sesame Street.Then a giant beaver named John came and said:

 

[Resting_Fox]

"With Jesus, you can do anything, Including licking the cream off an Oreo."

Jesus was so offended he...

 

[Spazz727]

he sent the world into an apocolypse until a legendry hero named...

 

[Ticadrius]

Neil Diamond came to save the world from total destruction by.....

 

[Meowth]

singing 'Forever in Bluejeans', causing...

 

[Mirai Shuya]

The apocalypse to end and making Pikachus all over the world...

 

[psychicpuff]

But someone whipped out a gigantic hammer and squashed to Pikachus to pancakes. That person was none other than...

 

[SuperSpy]

and dancing. Like in DukieMan's sig. Then Pikachu shocked him. So Michael sang in a very high pitched voice, which killed Pikachu. Then the remains of Pikachu formed into Majin Buu. Majin Buu wanted a cookie, so...

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

...he searched and searched for one but never found one. Finally, while he was watching the news that night, he saw that all cookies were offically illegal from now on...........except in Iraq. Instead, he settled for a nice baked potato. When he took the first bite,...

 

[Ticadrius]

he realized it was no potato, but a radioactive copy of the Grateful Dead album Wake of the Flood, spitting at the bad recording quality, he knew there was only one thing to do to the worst Dead album ever....

 

[Trillian]

...throw it in the Cracks of Doom. There he saw these ****** guys who...

 

[Badboy Bighead]

said" Go to the rivers, where fat men lie" and then they jumped up into the moon...

 

[Trillian]

...where they found that it WAS indeed made of green cheese. They ate some cheese and drank some ale only to find...

 

[Phillip Chanter]

That Green Cheese and ale don't mix! After regurgatating, the puke transformed into a small lepherchan! Yeeee haidedidaly! Exclamed the elf as he....

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Jumped around excitly telling everyone that....

 

[psychicpuff]

They suck. *Opera Music* All were furious with this little fool, so they decided to grab him and...

 

[SuperSpy]

give him a swirly, then he was angry, so he called the eternal dragon so he could go and...

 

[Mirai Shuya]

make Majin Buu puke up all the green cheese. The dragon...

 

[izdabombz]

then took a crap on his head thus.....

 

[SuperSpy]

making him puke up green stuff. Buu wanted candy, so he chopped his leg off and turned it into a gumball. Then...

 

[Blaster]

Then, the dragon's brother came in and said...

 

[psychicpuff]

"Vart er vundafoo dai iz dis!" Of course, no one really heard what he said, and mistook it for "Fart the one fools! Die, it is!". They then...

 

[SuperSpy]

farted as hard as they could. They were right next to a volcano, so it blew lava all over the dragon, and he died. Then the people rejoiced, but then a car was coming really fast and...

 

[Badboy Bighead]

and then the car went honk and a fat man jumped out and caused an earthquake, then lightning struck the earth

 

[Blaster]

Causing the fat man to explode, sending...

 

[Fourside]

Waves of flying monkeys.Then a giant robot came and started to...

 

[KingMewtwo1112]

Picks up it's spoon and starts to attack the monkeys with it. Then the spoon.........

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

Got larger and larger and turned into a giant ice-cream scoop to..

 

[Resting_Fox]

Be rammed in Britney Spears' Vag (Geena) on her prono with...

 

[SuperSpy]

lots of all the happy guys in her porno. They were all so very happy, of course you should know why. Then the robot wished to join but couldn't because it...

 

[Resting_Fox]

It was only born with -1 *****es. With means that the creators...

 

[Fourside]

Had to fly in a rocket to the moon.And there they met...

 

[izdabombz]

john doe who was walking around trying to find his memory so he can....

 

[Fourside]

Wear his contact lenses.And then an alien wearing a really big hat came and said that they needed to do a mission that...

 

[SuperSpy]

involved first putting some close on. Then he started screaming because he didn't know what close where like. Then he started rolling down hills into lake screaming. Then...

 

[Fourside]

Started to rain toilet cleaners.John the giant beaver came and said:"You are stupid!" 1000000000 times. The toilet cleaners danced and...

 

[Zootematix]

.....and did the macarana(sp?)! They then met up with some super duper monkies, and they.......

 

[Venom Dream]

started useing there spit to propel them into the air, once they where in the air....