The Neverending Story 3

[izdabombz]

order chicken wings with pork fried rice with...

 

[Venom Dream]

...and nothing else, but the woman on the phne wouldnt except this, so...

 

[Him]

...they murder and eat Him, who was skipping along with a basket full of...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

little green men who came out and said...

 

[Fourside]

"We like beavers!". And then they were brutally murdered by Him's pants.

 

[Venom Dream]

who ran around trying to recrute more pants and gang up on osam-bin-ladin and the president of...

 

[psychicpuff]

the magical toilet bowls. They kidnapped the wrong one and the person was the vice president of...

 

[deltaorange_samus]

...my left shoe. With the power of shoe shine, he tried to break free and...

 

[Mirai Shuya]

he escaped, but then fell down the hole Lavos made and encountered evil cheesy poofs which...

 

[SuperSpy]

tried to eat him. But then he said, "mmm, cheese..." Then ate the cheese. After eating so much he really had to go. So then...

 

[Cashed]

he ran to Gideon's house where Gideon told him to take his business else where, he was angered by this so he...

 

[deltaorange_samus]

...took a baseball bat to Gideon's computer. Gideon was stranded with no computer so he had to go to Zook's house...

 

[bball2012]

Unfortunately, Bazooka Lucca had taken one too many Viagra pills, so when he saw Gideon, he felt very...

 

[Venom Dream]

...annoyed that X had got there first and had hipnotized Zook by talking to him about Gay Pandas and 1million synenems for Crap...

 

[SuperSpy]

Then zook took the baseball bat and once again, Gideon was annoyed, so he went some other place. Gid had to find another computer or else everyone of smash world would die. So then...

 

[Him]

...everybody bought Char's Counter Attack, watched it, then warr commenced.

 

[Fourside]

And a guy with his pants in his head came screaming:"I am a pretty lady!"

 

[dejavu3k]

and he started dancing around, until tha pants fell of his head, and he said...

 

[DukieMan1223]

Where did my mullet go! Mr. T replied...

 

[Venom Dream]

..."I pity da fo who is u, hey, did you just grab my...

 

[Fourside]

my sandwich?" After that,they started to fight. Hamtaro came and...

 

[Venom Dream]

...got ran over by a truck for being the main character(kinda) in such a lame show...

 

[Resting_Fox]

, the person driving was none other than Hitler Robertson. He was made fun of all the time in school because he...

 

[izdabombz]

played x-box and went crazy cause x-box...

 

[Resting_Fox]

sneaked into his mother's room and murdered her. Then, the Xbox urinated on Hitler's...

 

[izdabombz]

ps2. Hitler had a saved game of kingdom hearts that he spend 20 days on. hitler then declared war on microsoft and bill gates

 

[nox_15]

...and he easily won, because bill gates is so gay, then he thought that becuase he won so easy to microsoft, he would probably won Nintendo too, but he was so mistaken...

 

[deltaorange_samus]

...because Nintendo was even easier to take on than he originally thought. After he conquered the company he...

 

[Venom Dream]

desided to take over the world, and thats the story of how world war 2 came to be.

THE END or is it...

Chapter 2: *insert voice from SMB2 add here* It goes on forever and ever.

One year later, Hitler had been defeated and Bill Gates took his place as most evil beings on earth, trying to monopolse more then shishkabob/chibiLink/StealthShadow/Spaminator...

 

[psychicpuff]

But a little dwarf came and smacked him on the head with a plastic rod, knocking him into a coma. The dwarf decided to travel to...

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

my house where I greeted him with a large warlock punch to the face, when suddenly..

 

[Shadow King]

..Gideon appeared and banned the dwarf from Smashworld forever for unknown reasons....

 

[DukieMan1223]

and then he...

 

[Ticadrius]

threw raw chicken parts at Giygas who retaliated with his ultimate weapon.....

 

[Him]

...the COMDOMIZER!!!it condomizes people, if you wanna know what that means jut look it up, or ask your parent.

 

[izdabombz]

but the condom busted cause gideon...

 

[deltaorange_samus]

...was way too strong for the standard condom. With his herculean might, Gideon, now insane, started a war with the poor people of SWF...

 

[izdabombz]

becasue we don't pay 1 cent to use this board, so he got all mad and...

 

[psychicpuff]

Started ripping off toilet bowls and chucking it all around. Suddenly, the floor exploded, revealing...

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

...a golden potato.