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The neverending cheatcode game

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Link Lord

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...can of SPAM that you must first empty out by eating the SPAM inside. You must then follow the pigeon as it falls toward the Bad Egg Galaxy(Super Mario Galaxy reference). You must then poke the pigeon to engage in a fierce Roundhouse-Kick-Only fight with Chuck Norris. Once you inevitably lose, Chuck will stuff five chickens into a hollow loaf of bread, tell you to deliver the loaf to Sakurai, and then Roundhouse-Kick you back to Earth. You then go to see Sakurai on top of a building to deliver him the loaf of bread. He takes it, and then hands it back to you. Chuck Norris appears behind Sakurai. He Roundhouse-Kicks you off of the building as Sakurai shouts, "You must recover!" You take the chickens out of the loaf of bread and use them to fly back up to the rooftop. You must then...
 
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... try and pull Ragnell out of your pants. When this doesn't work, you realize that Sakurai is about to Bowser Fsmash you in the face. You raise your arms to protect yourself, and...
 
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Smash legacy

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Sakurai tells you tht he never cared about smash brothers which kills your motivation and you die inside but outside you are still fighting, then your insides MUST RECOVER but first you need to beat Sakurai but the only way to do this is if you have bomberman but Sakurai refuses to put Bomberman in the game so now your left with a huge Fsmash in your face which inevitably makes you stronger and you realize bowser is no longer good since he was put into brawl, so the Fsmash doesnt affect you but you still Must Recover so you turn into wolf Link and teleport to the bomb shop where you get bombs then you teleport oh wait you must leave the city first somone might see you, you leave the city then you teleport to bomberman only to find out that bombermm mm mm man left 5 minutes ago to get bombs where you just happened to leave and you also find out that here is a cheap spin off of and xbox bomberman there so you blow it up, candy suddenly bursts forth out of the fak bomberman, you eat a sniickers which you hate then you jump on a plain that just happens to have snakes on it, you teleport to hyrule from the toilet and see bomberman talking to a mirror, which turns out to be really really really really really really really I mean really I mean seriously.......................................To Be Continued.......................................
 
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...you get 2,000,000 years of bad luck, as the smaller the mirror, the more bad luck you get. At this point, the Lucky Charms Leprechaun jumps out of a cloud, lands in front of you, and yells:
"NOOB YOU GOT PWNZORR'D!!!! EAT MAH LAZUH!!!"
Then, he SHDL's you like 20 times, and you fall backwards into a pit of...
 
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...SPAM. You must eat all of the SPAM in order to get the Golden SPAM Can, which you will then use to bribe the Lucky Charms Leprichaun into SHDLing(for those who don't already know, that stands for "Short Hop Double Lasering") Chuck Norris to get his damage percentage up to 999% so you can beat him in another Roundhouse-Kick-Only(RKO) fight. You then start the RKO fight. After you lose, you take back the Golden SPAM Can and tell the Leprichaun that if he makes you invincible in your next RKO fight and keep Chuck at 999% in the same fight, you'll give it back. He does this, and you give it back. You then engage in ANOTHER RKO fight with Chuck. Once you lose AGAIN, you...
 
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... You get a Chuck Norris trophy as a reward for attempting this cheat for so long. You must then view the trophy sixty times. After this, go the Adventure Mode Character Select screen. Place your marker on Mario, then Mr. Game & Watch, then Falco, and then Captain Falcon. Set the stock to one and his difficulty to Very Hard. Go to his second costume. Chuck Norris then appears as a playable character! You also have unlocked the "SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!" difficulty. Select Chuck Norris and set his stock to one. Set him to his Grim Reaper costume, which is his third costume. Set his difficulty to SHOOP-DA-WHOOP and begin the game. You can not come to a Continue screen or the entire cheat desn't work. At the end, instead of battling Master Hand, you will battle the SHOOP-DA-WHOOP Mouth. If you only attack with his Up + B (First Beard Punch), his final attack will end up as a fart that charges for an hour. He is invincible in this time. Once you defeat the SHOOP-DA-WHOOP Mouth...
 
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... A portal is opened. Jump into this portal as Chuck Norris and the adventure mode will be completed. A screen will say "You have unlocked Criss Angel!" Criss Angel is now a playable character. He can transform into multiple characters with his Down + B. Then you must go to Events. A new event called "Fist-Beard" has appeared. You must defat Giant Chuck Norris as a mini version of any character. Pick Criss Angel. In the battle, he will appear as Mr. Bean. Send Teddy to battle with his normal B. Chuck Norris will be killed in one hit. You game should freeze now, and Mr. Bean will be a playable character when you turn the system back on. Defeat Adventure with Mr. Bean and...
 
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... Because a screen says "Game 200% Complete!" But you are only done with one fifth of the game. As a reward, you get the Master Hand and Crazy Hand as playable characters. Then a screen appeared with a view of Blockbuster. Bomberman Land and Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World's End are highlighted. You chose to rent those two games or goto EB Games the next day to get Devil May Cry 4. You must chose to get Devil May Cry 4. Once you have devil May Cry 4...
 
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you hack it and discover a hidden glitch that activates a bomberman stage, but to activate the glitch you must...
 
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...the lasers escape the tray and form a map on your ceiling, which you must photograph and use in Kingdom Hearts when you start the game. Follow the trail the map showed and press L2. Your PlayStation will then transform into a giant memory card, which you must break open. Inside is a pregnant walrus. House it and deliver its baby. In the baby's mouth will be a GameCube disc labeled RapeSimulator 2003, which you should immediately put in your freezer. After one month, it will break in half. Take the halves out and thaw them in the microwave. While they thaw, a song will be heard. Play that song in Master Quest and your Memory Card...
 
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... Will add ten super secret characters to your roster. Two of the characters are Dante and Nero. Complete every mode with both characters on the highest difficulty. Then play Devil May Cry 4 on your PS3. Defeat Berial on Mission 2 on Devil Hunter and your thumb will pop off. Glue it back on and play SSE with Dante and Nero again. Then...
 
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... The racecar. Ignore this. It was going to break down in five minutes anyway. Then take ten screenshots when playing as Criss Angel in the game. Post this on YouTube. YouTube will send you a message telling you that your screenshots were featured in an ad for Brawl. Your reward is a cheatcode to unlock an extended version of SSE. Enter this cheatcode. Beat the extended SSE with Mr. Bean and Criss Angel. You will battle Giga Guck Norris after this. Once you defeat Giga Chuck Norris...
 
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you just created a paradoxical wormhole which sends you directly to fight taboo, then...
 
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Link Lord

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...Chuck Norris' secret SPAM closet, at which point you ask yourself, "WHY THE HECK ARE THERE SO MANY CHUCK NORRIS AND SPAM REFERENCES MADE BY LINK LORD?!" and Chuck Norris will appear behind you and hit you with a can of SPAM. Then he will roundhouse kick you One Thousand One Hundred Eleven times, on the last of which you will fly into CF's knee and be hit back to where your memory card is.
 
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Link Lord

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In a place where people are tortured endlessly and
...Chuck Norris' secret SPAM closet, at which point you ask yourself, "WHY THE HECK ARE THERE SO MANY CHUCK NORRIS AND SPAM REFERENCES MADE BY LINK LORD?!" and Chuck Norris will appear behind you and hit you with a can of SPAM. Then he will roundhouse kick you One Thousand One Hundred Eleven times, on the last of which you will fly into CF's knee and be hit back to where your memory card is.

EDIT: Forums' retardedness made me double-post.
 
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Isai and you must beat him in a c. falcon ditto. He's about to technical 5 stock you when you bash him on the head knocking him out and turn around to find....
 
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...Will have to switch to DK and punch her in then gut, you'll get a text from your Mom cursing at you, and you defeat her army and go into Gamestop buy a DS and throw it out. You then will fall into a hole and appear in a Super Mario Galaxy level beat the level and your best WiFi buddy will pop up as Chuck Norris and he will...
 
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