DQP
Smash Ace
Hello avid smashers! Like most of you, I've noticed after playing Brawl for myself that some of the updates on the Dojo are blatant lies. It's time to point those out.
I will be using the exact quotes straight from Sakurai himself. There are spoilers, so watch out.
-Maybe you could add to their woes. Could this be a plan? (Great Aether)
-Unfortunately, screenshots fail to truly capture the way he moves. (Diddy Kong)
-There’s a character named Ness who has appeared in the Smash Bros. series up until now, and Lucas is very similar. (Lucas Special Moves)
-But he doesn’t have much freedom while jumping, and his vulnerability when he lands is pretty significant. (King DeDeDe Special Moves)
-Pikmin don’t have graves, you know. (Olimar Special Moves)
-...it’s just for sending opponents great distances. (FLUDD)
-If Mario launches this at you, you'd better flee! (Mario Finale)
-If you’re lucky enough to strike solid ground, you just might be saved. (Triforce Slash)
-It’s the perfect weapon for stealing KOs. (Fox Special Moves)
-Don’t fire! Do NOT fire that laser! (Zero Laser)
-Among other things, he can now use his up special move, the Egg Toss, to increase the distance of his jump. (Yoshi)
-Yoshi is pretty scary when he uses his tongue attack. (Yoshi Special Moves)
-Calling it Iceberg is a bit problematic. (Iceberg)
-Huh? What the--?! Is that a life gauge I see?!...Must have just been my imagination! (Marth)
-The Super Jump Punch is Luigi’s calling card. (Luigi)
-If your opponent unleashes the Negative Zone, at least try to stay in the air. While aloft you won’t suddenly sleep, slip, or start taunting. (Luigi)
-An item you can charge up and throw? There aren’t too many of those. (R.O.B.)
-Let fortune decide your fate, and go!! (Mr. Game & Watch)
-And did I mention it’s a great recovery move? (Jigglypuff)
-The Star Fox team’s greatest rival is Team Star Wolf. (Wolf)
-They are ruled by their commander, the Ancient Minister. (The Subspace Army)
-And don’t run away! (Enemies of Subspace)
-The enemy of my enemy is my friend. (Enemies and Allies)
-Don't think too hard about things, though. (The Great Maze)
-You can enjoy watching matches between other people! (Spectator)
-Hold on! You can’t tell it’s a CPU! (With Anyone/Basic Brawl)
Those are all the lies I found on the Dojo. Please inform me if there are any more.
I will be using the exact quotes straight from Sakurai himself. There are spoilers, so watch out.
-Maybe you could add to their woes. Could this be a plan? (Great Aether)
-Unfortunately, screenshots fail to truly capture the way he moves. (Diddy Kong)
-There’s a character named Ness who has appeared in the Smash Bros. series up until now, and Lucas is very similar. (Lucas Special Moves)
-But he doesn’t have much freedom while jumping, and his vulnerability when he lands is pretty significant. (King DeDeDe Special Moves)
-Pikmin don’t have graves, you know. (Olimar Special Moves)
-...it’s just for sending opponents great distances. (FLUDD)
-If Mario launches this at you, you'd better flee! (Mario Finale)
-If you’re lucky enough to strike solid ground, you just might be saved. (Triforce Slash)
-It’s the perfect weapon for stealing KOs. (Fox Special Moves)
-Don’t fire! Do NOT fire that laser! (Zero Laser)
-Among other things, he can now use his up special move, the Egg Toss, to increase the distance of his jump. (Yoshi)
-Yoshi is pretty scary when he uses his tongue attack. (Yoshi Special Moves)
-Calling it Iceberg is a bit problematic. (Iceberg)
-Huh? What the--?! Is that a life gauge I see?!...Must have just been my imagination! (Marth)
-The Super Jump Punch is Luigi’s calling card. (Luigi)
-If your opponent unleashes the Negative Zone, at least try to stay in the air. While aloft you won’t suddenly sleep, slip, or start taunting. (Luigi)
-An item you can charge up and throw? There aren’t too many of those. (R.O.B.)
-Let fortune decide your fate, and go!! (Mr. Game & Watch)
-And did I mention it’s a great recovery move? (Jigglypuff)
-The Star Fox team’s greatest rival is Team Star Wolf. (Wolf)
-They are ruled by their commander, the Ancient Minister. (The Subspace Army)
-And don’t run away! (Enemies of Subspace)
-The enemy of my enemy is my friend. (Enemies and Allies)
-Don't think too hard about things, though. (The Great Maze)
-You can enjoy watching matches between other people! (Spectator)
-Hold on! You can’t tell it’s a CPU! (With Anyone/Basic Brawl)
Those are all the lies I found on the Dojo. Please inform me if there are any more.