The Keef Crew: Things The DLC Character(s) Should Have

There are several stereotypes around Smash 4 and quite a few in jokes within the Smash community surrounding it. Some are more lighthearted and others not. However as Payne Stewart said, "If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that."

Enter The Keef Crew. Armed with a solid sense of humor they charge into the battlegrounds of comedy to take on topical moments in the Smash community. By far some of the most popular videos they have created are the Things Smash 4 Players Don't Say videos. This time they try to tackle the mentality of the requests being made for DLC characters. Give it a watch, enjoy a good laugh, and stay tuned to Smashboards for future Smash related comedy!

 

And I just want Tiki from Fire Emblem.

Do we need another Fire Embull character? We already have Chrome...

 

Do we need another Fire Embull character? We already have Chrome...

Oh there's plenty more fire emblem characters worth adding. And none of them are swordsman.

Tiki, Hector, Ephraim to name a few.

 

Oh there's plenty more fire emblem characters worth adding. And none of them are swordsman.

Tiki, Hector, Ephraim to name a few.

Hector would be great!! But don't forget Dorcas!

 

Hector would be great!! But don't forget Dorcas!

Why would we have Dorcas? hedoesn't have enough of a significant role in the plot of FE7... Hector and Ephraim would be badass though

 

Why would we have Dorcas? hedoesn't have enough of a significant role in the plot of FE7... Hector and Ephraim would be badass though

Dorcas was a joke, Lyn on the other hand... THAT would be amazing!!

 

Dorcas was a joke, Lyn on the other hand... THAT would be amazing!!

Lyn would be pretty great, but she's unfortunately stuck as an assist trophy...

 

Lyn would be pretty great, but she's unfortunately stuck as an assist trophy...

Yeah...but there is still hope in PM!

 

I want a character that turns the game into melee

 

i want a character that can......

 

I want a character with hitboxes the size of Texas. No, in fact, I want a character with hitboxes the size of the entire screen. Who cares about working to get a hit on my opponent, I just want to stand on the other side of the stage, and hit them without even moving.

 

I don't think so....

Bruh

 

I want a character with Melee Fox's options, 64 Kirby's combos, Brawl Metaknight's everything, Smash 4 Diddy's pre-patch up-air and throws, and Smash 4 Sheik's edgeguard.

 

Either that or one that makes me play like a Melee CPU (I.E. Only has jab)

 

I want the embodiment of dank memes as a character. Getting a three hit combo results in "OH BABY A TRIPLE" and every five seconds it plays the audio from wombo combo.

 

Let me simplify this for you:

People love cute things
People love smash
Pichu is cute
So you should put the two together and put Pichu in smash!

Also, Pichu has fans. You're lying to yourself if you say otherwise,

yes I know Pichu has fans.