The greatest lie you've told someone... and they believed it.

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I middle school I worked with the Geography teacher to convince a kid Cuba was made up for learning purposes and wasn't really there.

 

[Namaste]

"Don't worry I had a vasectomy"

 

[Chill]

LMAO


You guys are all hardcore...


I (and a few fellow canadians) convinced Davypoo CAOTIQUE that we pronounce things differently in Canada when he first came here.

Home Depot was Home Dah Pot
Staples was Sta Please
Pharmacy was Farm a Key
Stuff like that.
Had him going for most of the trip, could never tell if we were legit or trolling.
Randomly if he said something we'd just go "That's how you say that? Weeeeird" and tell him how we 'say' it.

That's my best I think, and it wasn't really me >_>

hahaha, thank you for this.

 

[Pink Reaper]

"Don't worry I had a vasectomy"

haha its like that time i told her i'd pull out

 

[BEES]

that i'm from germany

(meine letzte name ist Deutsch, aber ich bin nicht auslandsreisen, und ich spreche nur ein bischen Deutsch)

 

[finalark]

That I was born in Italy but raised in England.

Christ that girl was gullible.

 

[soju]

Us Koreans are the most non-gay and non-racist race in the world

Yeah we aren't! :D

 

[Pikaville]

I convinced a bunch of American guys on xbox live(the home of intelligence) that Ireland was one big mountain.

I then proceeded to tell them how anyone who was well off lived at the top and the poorer people were forced to live at the bottom cleaning up the rubbish we cast away via giant rubbish shoots.

After that I told them there was only 1 road that went up one side of the mountain and down the other.

One of them was like "Dude! I hope you live at the top, that sounds terrible"

I told him I did live at the top and that we even had a few poor slaves.

He was pretty disgusted.

Either that or telling people I'm straight.

 

[TigerWoods]

I've told a bunch of people that I had actually just moved to the country within the last 3 months, and that Rosetta Stone was amazing since I knew how to speak so well :D

Also yeah the straight thing as well > . >

 

[5ive]

I wouldn't believe you with that avatar <_<

Implying gay people don't watch basketball. Homophobe douchebag.

 

[KillerJawz]

I managed to convince over 30 of my friends that I was moving to Spain.

 

[o-Serin-o]

@5ive - Gay people watch basketball too. It's just... the Jazz are so ew.

 

[Lore]

I once convinced nearly the entire Science hallway of my school that there had been an attempted terrorist attack that used Dihydrogen Monoxide and that they needed to get out before they tried again.

The Chemistry teacher was, surprisingly, the only teacher not in on it, but she was constantly trying not to laugh.

Edit: Oh, and "Don't worry, I'm fine," is a good one too.