Not sure if this is the place to post this, but I guess the Social thread is for everything Dorf related?
ZSS. How...do...I... beat...her? You have no Idea how frustrated I got today :\ I faced a player on FG today. He used ZSS and Mac. He was the typical Mac noob (running in with Dash attack, spam Smash attacks, etc). Then as ZSS, he spammed Lazers, and he would mix it in with Down B to both get away from me, or hit me. Then he would roll away from me (faster than I could run, obviously), and continue. He could fire a lazer, then jump and space, fast fall and fire again, and suddenly go in for a grab. I'm not kidding: I couldn't touch the ground. She could fire so fast, even if I shielded, she would be able to fire another one before I got even close to her. And if I got hit with a grab, I got KOd as early as 80%. Seriously, I couldn't touch the ground at all, since it was always covered with lazers. And when she fired a lazer and jumped in case I jumped, she was too far away for me to reach her with Ganon's bad air mobility. Then she would land, prepare a lazer for when I landed, and so on. I could barely touch her.
And when she used her Down B now and then - it's impossible to read it. It comes out so fast, and who knows if she would go for a grab, or a Down B, or a forward Smash, or whatever - I need to be prepared for the grab especially, right? So when she used the Down B, she could easily get away from me and continue this wall of lazers that I couldn't even get close to...