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Teran

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I'm like, usually, a semi-nice person, but that insult was kind of.. lamish. Clever but lamish.
You know, I would think of something clever, but I think just stating the fact that you're a complete ***got suffices in this case.

Edit: Calling me gay isn't going to insult me...
Because I am. Try harder.
 

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Attention Smooth Criminal: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, the Grim Reaper.

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I guess I...got wrecked?

...

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Fail insult is fail, Teran. I thought you Brits had the best retorts in the biz. Turns out all you can do is sip tea and crumpets like the rest of those little waifs.

Oh, and buttf*cking.

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Your overly cute avatar does a perfect job at displaying this.
Since when does cute have anything to do with how people act and/or respond to various situations? I get told I'm cute all the time but I'm not sensitive. I'm bitter and angry.

P.S. I hope that Sonic Team makes a new Sonic game just for you. And that they make a live action movie to go along with it.

THAT'S RIGHT, LIVE ACTION SPINNIN' BLUE FURY. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
 

Teran

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Fail insult is fail, Teran. I thought you Brits had the best retorts in the biz. Turns out all you can do is sip tea and crumpets like the rest of those little waifs.
Well, for one we don't elect clinically ******** individuals to run our country twice in a row.

Also, our country isn't hilarious enough to use the word "Liberal" as an insult.
No, really, we're much better than you. So what if we sip tea and eat crumpets? At least we're not morbidly obese, having our teenagers shooting up their high schools and colleges because their teacher told them they were naughty, giving birth to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, or lynching black people.

God bless America.
 

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Well, for one we don't elect clinically ******** individuals to run our country twice in a row.

Also, our country isn't hilarious enough to use the word "Liberal" as an insult.
No, really, we're much better than you. So what if we sip tea and eat crumpets? At least we're not morbidly obese, having our teenagers shooting up their high schools and colleges because their teacher told them they were naughty, giving birth to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, or lynching black people.

God bless America.
Said Teran, through teeth that would make a crocodile feel good about its smile.
 

Teran

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Said Teran, through teeth that would make a crocodile feel good about its smile.
I'm boy in the middle.
Like the teeth homeboy? Yeah that's right, f*** you.


 

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Oh, so that explains exactly why England's Prime Minister rides our *****. They have a fetish for fat people.

God Save the Figurehead...er, I mean, the Queen.

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Oh, so that explains exactly why England's Prime Minister rides our *****. They have a fetish for fat people.

God Save the Figurehead...er, I mean, the Queen.

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Well, Gordon Brown gave the solution to the economic crisis while Obama, being the inexperienced turd that he is, praised him for it and decided to follow up.

Also, at least our leader is white.

Ooooohhhhhhh pow pow pow.

@ Zook: You're a jew.
 

Teran

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And you said Brits don't lynch black people...you sure as hell discriminate, you racist f*ck. :p

*pops his collar.*

<3

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We don't.
We just don't let them run our country.

And hey look, what would you say if a white man became the president of Nigeria? Or the president of Pakistan. Yeah, see?

Keep it real, keep it English.

Also, being racist is fun, because it lets you actually have an excuse for hating someone, and being racist is more accepted than just hating people for the mere reason that they exist.
 

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We don't.
We just don't let them run our country.

And hey look, what would you say if a white man became the president of Nigeria? Or the president of Pakistan. Yeah, see?

Keep it real, keep it English.
So that explains Cape Town and all of the other African colonies, right?

Edit: And India, Ireland, the Americas, Singapore....

Needs moar Kipling-ism.

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I'm giving you all flaming infractions.

Also, learn to speak English, Teran. Last time I checked the 'h' made the 'h' sound.
Oh man, seriously.

to be serious, i only got the warning. but seriously man. seriously.
 

Teran

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I seriously hope you all die.
You'll have to excuse me for today, it's almost 3am.
 

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I swear, you touch me and I'll **** you with my head.

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But...but...but...D:

I won't be touching you, you dip-****. :V I'll be swinging a cylindrical mass of metal attached to a pole at you.

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I'm like, usually, a semi-nice person, but that insult was kind of.. lamish. Clever but lamish.
Says the guy with with a piplup avatar. :nerd: You know what's also lame? Your Mom's legs after I'm done with her! :pimp:

@ Teran:

Oh yeah, you know how I saw your Mom bent over? I drove over to your house and she said, "Parking's in the rear", well, I thought she said "Parking's in the queer" but, since you were doing something in your room (probably polishing the bishop to Elton John), I decided to **** the second closest thing nearby in a dress. :chuckle:
 

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Says the guy with with a piplup avatar. :nerd: You know what's also lame? Your Mom's legs after I'm done with her! :pimp:

@ Teran:

Oh yeah, you know how I saw your Mom bent over? I drove over to your house and she said, "Parking's in the rear", well, I thought she said "Parking's in the queer" but, since you were doing something in your room (probably polishing the bishop to Elton John), I decided to **** the second closest thing nearby in a dress. :chuckle:
Are the best insults mother insults?
C'mon, you can do better than that.

I liked the Elton John one though, good work.
Although actually it wasn't Elton, it was you. ♥

Oh but agreed with FMOI, Piplup is a pathetic little ***got.
 

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wat

I'm bashing your homeland and you ignore me?

**** you.

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Sorry, American drivel seems to lose its effect rather quickly, I don't really care what you have to say.
 

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Oh but agreed with FMOI, Piplup is a pathetic little ***got.
Calling people ******s will only get you so far you with insults, bro.

Just sayin









***tron

oh snap forgot,

that doesn't offend you.

.. oh freakin hell man
 
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