In west Fourside, born and raised
on the space ship where I Wavedashed most of my days
slidin' out spacin' relaxin' all cool
and all spammin' some Shine's, actin' like a tool
When a big ol' cape
that was up to no good
started buildin' damage I didn't know it could
I got past 100% and my player got scared
said you're goin' down to the ledge, but only to get daired
I begged and pleaded with the devs day after day
And they listened, and sent a patch over my way!
They gave us a fix and then gave us a ticket
we looked at Lucas' old bair and said "we might as well kick it!"
Dat dash, yo this is bad
gettin' hit with nado, breakin' my shield like glass!
Is this what the people of 2.6 live like?
Hmmmmm. This might be alright.
But wait, I hear fixes, character changes and all that
is this the kind of balance we need for this cool cat?
We sure think so
We'll see when we get there
We hope they're prepared for this breath of fresh air!
Well uh, the download's done and it came out (On time, hopefully.)
There's a dude who looked like a fox standing with his gun out
I ain't tryin to get lasered yet.
I just got here!
I sprang like the new boomerang, like Midna disappeared!
I hyped for a fix when it came near
the trailers were fresh, with Sonic rings in the mirror
If anything I can say the issues were rare
But I thought "Man forget it"-"Sonic's now fair!"
I pulled down the file about seven or eight
And I yelled to the website "Yo homes smell ya later"
I looked to my update
Like a nice, solid bair
To pick Meta Knight and try that new dair!
on the space ship where I Wavedashed most of my days
slidin' out spacin' relaxin' all cool
and all spammin' some Shine's, actin' like a tool
When a big ol' cape
that was up to no good
started buildin' damage I didn't know it could
I got past 100% and my player got scared
said you're goin' down to the ledge, but only to get daired
I begged and pleaded with the devs day after day
And they listened, and sent a patch over my way!
They gave us a fix and then gave us a ticket
we looked at Lucas' old bair and said "we might as well kick it!"
Dat dash, yo this is bad
gettin' hit with nado, breakin' my shield like glass!
Is this what the people of 2.6 live like?
Hmmmmm. This might be alright.
But wait, I hear fixes, character changes and all that
is this the kind of balance we need for this cool cat?
We sure think so
We'll see when we get there
We hope they're prepared for this breath of fresh air!
Well uh, the download's done and it came out (On time, hopefully.)
There's a dude who looked like a fox standing with his gun out
I ain't tryin to get lasered yet.
I just got here!
I sprang like the new boomerang, like Midna disappeared!
I hyped for a fix when it came near
the trailers were fresh, with Sonic rings in the mirror
If anything I can say the issues were rare
But I thought "Man forget it"-"Sonic's now fair!"
I pulled down the file about seven or eight
And I yelled to the website "Yo homes smell ya later"
I looked to my update
Like a nice, solid bair
To pick Meta Knight and try that new dair!
