The Debate Hall Roast

[Teebs]

I just got here (as a full-time debater). Roast me to your soul's content!

 

[Sandy]

What he said. Roast me Comedy Central style.

 

[Digital Watches]

Haha! I like this idea.

(But clearly I'm too awesome to say anything derogatory about. PROVE ME WRONG.)

 

[graceofbass]

This could be hilarious. I'm a conservative Mormon, so all the liberals and anti-Mormons are going to be almost as happy to roast me as they will be on March 9th. Almost, but not quite.

Question: Are we just roasting bad posts, or will people be personally attacked? Just want to know beforehand, b/c if we;re just having a good time roasting I won't take any of it seriously, but I'm tired of having polygamy brought up. When my husband brings home another wife, I'll let you know

 

[Digital Watches]

Haha, nice. Of course, any jokes about such will have to be pre-approved... for obvious reasons.

Yes, the person being Roasted will be showcased for a bit. In fact, the DWYP ended pretty inconclusively, who wants to resolve it with this... somehow?

HEADLINE:
DWYP Results Inconclusive, Yo Mama So Fat Contest Proposed to Break Tie

 

[Teebs]

So, just out of curiosity, do we roast whenever we feel like it?

 

[Crimson King]

Send a rough draft to me to check over.

 

[Zero Beat]

I have an extremely short attention span. Need I say more?

Must watch a lot of TV then. Oh...here it comes, burned already.