The 4 word story!

[Jonkku]

so he grabbed his

 

[ranmaru]

Magic cane and hat

 

[Jonkku]

and became a pimp like:

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Jigglypuff, yes, Jigglypuff. So

 

[ranmaru]

He walked pimp like

 

[Jonkku]

And tried defeating Sonic...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

With d-air to rest

 

[Jonkku]

But he failed because

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Also, I thought sumo was talking about Robotnik with he o.O

 

[jigglyppuff8]

He didn't have enough

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I fail at logic.

 

[ranmaru]

Airdodges in his supply

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I did kinda meant Robotnik by mistake lol

 

[F1r3w0lf]

So Sonic spammed his

 

[Tomkraven]

tangerine milk all over...

 

[Wavekirby]

the army of crepes

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Yes I brought them back.=)

 

[MarthBeast]

and marth popped out

 

[Grandeza]

and he had a

 

[F1r3w0lf]

shocking recovery from a

 

[ranmaru]

below the edge position

 

[F1r3w0lf]

He launched a devastating

 

[PrepareYourself]

Falcon PAWWNCH, which is

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Copyrighted by Captain Falcon.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

impossible for Marth, but

 

[Wavekirby]

CF helped him to

 

[F1r3w0lf]

master it. Blood Falcon...

 

[Wavekirby]

on the other hand...

 

[Jonkku]

Invented Blood Punch and...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Drank it. Afterwards, he

 

[PrepareYourself]

did a BLOOOOOOOOOOOD PAWWWWWWWWNCH

 

[Wavekirby]

which divided by zero,

 

[PrepareYourself]

asploding the universe. However,

 

[Wavekirby]

the crepes were still

 

[Surri-Sama]

trying to find bread

 

[Jonkku]

but Falco saw that

 

[Midnaftw]

he was gay and

 

[Surri-Sama]

wanted to touch marth

 

[ranmaru]

With Short Hop Lazers

 

[Jonkku]

but Marth wasn't a(n)....

 

[Surri-Sama]

coffee mug so dell

 

[Zelgius]

decided to go and

 

[Davy Jones]

went to a restaurant

 

[Jonkku]

and ate some delicious

 

[F1r3w0lf]

crepes, which angered the