That guy's banned! Oh wait, no he's not, lololol

[Mic_128]

Having a custom title of Banned (X points) isn't as funny or witty as you think, especially when about 12 people on the forum have that at the same time.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Mine said Banned (1,000 pts.) but I promptly changed that a while back. Now it is quixotic and that suits me well.

In an unrelated note, Mic check it out!

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=97439

Step one of my massive project is complete. This new character guide links thread should be more than enough to replace the old one. I will start working on the new official everything thread sometime tomorrow.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I know, I know. Ive sullied my good name by attaching a "Banned" title to it. I will submit to whatever punishment you have for me.

"The old woman across the way
is whipping the boy again
and shouting to the neighborhood
her goodness and his wrongs.

Wildly he crashes through elephant ears,
pleads in dusty zinnias,
while she in spite of crippling fat
pursues and corners him.

She strikes and strikes the shrilly circling
boy till the stick breaks
in her hand. His tears are rainy weather
to woundlike memories:

My head gripped in bony vise
of knees, the writhing struggle
to wrench free, the blows, the fear
worse than blows that hateful

Words could bring, the face that I
no longer knew or loved . . .
Well, it is over now, it is over,
and the boy sobs in his room,

And the woman leans muttering against
a tree, exhausted, purged--
avenged in part for lifelong hidings
she has had to bear."

 

[B-Will]

Having a custom title of Banned (X points) isn't as funny or witty as you think, especially when about 12 people on the forum have that at the same time.

qft.

 

[Vinnie275]

The bandwagon is cool to the unpopular kids.
The in crowd has already found Neo-bandwagon beta and it has laser beams and stuff.

 

[Dibs]

 

[EEvisu]

I never found it funny, getting banned on SWF just makes you look like a loser >_>

 

[F8X]

Hey Mic, was Drab the exception to this rule?

 

[Xsyven]

A custom title is a good place to give yourself a trademark, like Sheepy's Crayons.

I don't see how anyone could steal someone else's title and feel creative.

I feel sorry for the guy who originally did it.

 

[wakerofthewinds]

I wish i had a custom title. All I have is "Journeyman".

 

[M]

I wish i had a custom title. All I have is "Journeyman".

Yep, nothing unique about us......

 

[wakerofthewinds]

How many posts do we need to advance a step?

 

[commonyoshi]

Smash n00b ~ 0-24 posts
Smash Child ~ 25-99 posts
Smash Journeyman ~ 100-499 posts
Smash Apprentice ~ 500-999 posts
Smash Lord ~ 1,000-2,499 posts
Smash Master ~ 2,500 or more posts

Thanks, Skywalker.

PS Video for no reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YebH6hfnKMQ

 

[Xsyven]

And don't forget, you can always join the dark side.

 

[wakerofthewinds]

Smash n00b ~ 0-24 posts
Smash Child ~ 25-99 posts
Smash Journeyman ~ 100-499 posts
Smash Apprentice ~ 500-999 posts
Smash Lord ~ 1,000-2,499 posts
Smash Master ~ 2,500 or more posts]

Hmph. 500 posts. I'm not getting there.

 

[ChozenOne]

Being banned sucks quite badly indeed..

[note- this has not happened to the Chozen One 2 times] >_<

 

[sheepyman]

My people are not amused.

 

[wakerofthewinds]

Hm. I was pretty amused...

 

[Bailey]

I never found it funny, getting banned on SWF just makes you look like a loser >_>

Yea like G-Money, G$$$, G.Fizzle they all sucked.

 

[ChozenOne]

Yea like G-Money, G$$$, G.Fizzle they all sucked.

qtf.. same w/ Chozen1, Chosen1, ChozenOhne, and TheOnlyCheerleaderOnSWF...

 

[wakerofthewinds]

Are we naming people who were banned?

@ChozenOne, your Wii is not 14 inches.

 

[Eor]

How about we ban wakerofthewinds

 

[wakerofthewinds]

How about we ban Eorlingas

 

[sheepyman]

I'll flip a coin, be back in a second!

EDIT:

Looks like we're banning wakerofthewinds.

 

[wakerofthewinds]

Why does everyone want to ban me all of a sudden?

 

[commonyoshi]

Coins know Eorlingas as their master.

 

[Eor]

It wasn't an "all of a sudden" idea

 

[wakerofthewinds]

Well this"all of a sudden" sucks.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Looks like we're banning wakerofthewinds.

Yeah! I see the confetti falling, I hear the music playing, I feel the excited atmosphere. Rip Taylor is on his way to kick this off! The pool room is in an uproar.

 

[ChozenOne]

Well this"all of a sudden" sucks.

Wow.. greatest oneliner... EVER.

 

[Xsyven]

How about we ban wakerofthewinds

omg qft.

 

[Evil Eye]

To Mic.

Eff. Ing. A.

Plus, what if you're someone we don't like? The false hope would crush us.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

D***, the golden username is sexy on anyone. <3

I can see how that was totally unrelated to the matter at hand so I will just take this time to say, out of all the custom titles you can choose, surely "Banned (6 points)" isn't the only thing your 5 lb. (varies from person to person, I would say about 2 ounces in common's case) brain can come up.

Now "Quixotic" is just downright sexy and it has multiple meanings.

"Caught up in the pursuit of unreachable goals", "Overly romantic" , and "Spontaneous"

All of these definitions fit me and I can add them all by use of the overly amazing word "quixotic". Thank you English language! Your pain in the a** complexity saves the day again.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Hooray for Uncle Kenny. Do we need to throw you a party like Waker?

 

[Dibs]

You caught my attention when I thought that said ****er.... How disappointing.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Hooray for Uncle Kenny. Do we need to through you a party like Waker?

Before you toss the "ban him" comment around, you misspelled "throw" so you can kiss it.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Nice catch professor. Let me fix that. Must of been my quixotic personality.
Now lets start planning your party.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Ah yes, but "Your" in your Wii # should be "You're" instead.

Do you still want to ban such a sexy human being with sharp vision? I sense jealousy.

Spoiler

By the way, I hope you know I am joking. I wouldn't want to come off as an arrogant a**.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

You need to go away and stop proofreading all my crap. Ive got a title just for you.

Now thanks. It seems you can only enter numbers in the Wii space now.

Its all in fun anyway.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Ingenius. Give yourself a pat on the back though you should know that you are only spreading my influence.

One down, 49,999 to go.