Take a break from debate, laugh at miiverse posts.

[Deleted member]

Amazing idea. I'm going to request Sakurai to put BEN in! Hopefully he will do that! Please Sakurai… please.

 

[TopTierPichu]

Sakurai drowned

 

[StupendousMike]

Nintendo, you ever played Mortal Kombat? You notice how the character roaster increases by each game? Well, do the same to this roaster and watch how people will buy it.

By my quick count, courtesy of the MK Wiki:

7 - Mortal Kombat
12 - Mortal Kombat II
16 - Mortal Kombat 3
15 - Mortal Kombat 4
21 - Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
27 - Mortal Kombat: Deception
63 - Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
22 - Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe
28 - Mortal Kombat 9


Yep... They increase it EVERY TIME.

 

[APC99]

By my quick count, courtesy of the MK Wiki:

7 - Mortal Kombat
12 - Mortal Kombat II
16 - Mortal Kombat 3
15 - Mortal Kombat 4
21 - Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
27 - Mortal Kombat: Deception
63 - Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
22 - Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe
28 - Mortal Kombat 9


Yep... They increase it EVERY TIME.

Funny thing is, the Smash Bros. roster increases each installment, yet MK doesn't. Oh, the irony of it all.

 

[MasterLuigi]

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKldn7tnXg
Let's just ignore the fact that Villager and Peach aren't violent and they're already in ssb4.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADRUqFmeVKowg
I not know what would happen if d o that
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlDJMi-qg
Miiverse logic.

 

[TopTierPichu]

i wish there was some context to these posters i dont have a Miiverse so i have no idea but they are so bad

 

[Deleted member]

I found these this morning.

Oh dear lord.

How, About, No!

So dragons are dogs?

 

[TopTierPichu]

thats a cute nintendog

 

[Elemental Koopa]

Does this guy know anything about miiverse?

That's not pikachu, that's a cat with ink on its back

A glitch as a character?
I can see his moveset already
His final smash should be him crashing the whole game
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlDL0f6Hg
such ignorance..

 

[Depressed Gengar]

Miiverse is so stupid. WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!?!
Probably never.

 

[GodOfSocks]

Oh dear lord is this a shipping name?

You want an intelligent post? Too bad, waluigi time.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnbiodQTQ
I'll be honest with ya, sport..
No.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

How about no?



Also, "Could you put new Pokemon in like Tyranitar, Aipom, and Charizard."

Apparently Charizard doesn't exist in Brawl.

Because begging for the same characters multiple times always works.

Because being from Brazil means everyone should care about you more than nearly anything.

Lucario is most likely going to return anyway, but..........darn ignorance.......

 

[APC99]

How about no?



Also, "Could you put new Pokemon in like Tyranitar, Aipom, and Charizard."

Apparently Charizard doesn't exist in Brawl.

Because begging for the same characters multiple times always works.

Because being from Brazil means everyone should care about you more than nearly anything.

Lucario is most likely going to return anyway, but..........darn ignorance.......

"SAKURAI, LISTEN TO ME! I'M FROM BRASIL!"

"And your point..?"

"If Lucario isn't in, your butt WON'T be the only thing lifted..."

 

[MasterLuigi]

Perfect timing.

 

[Depressed Gengar]

Perfect timing.

Oh, the anvil of irony!

 

[TheWhiteBowser]

Well I will be getting a Wii U for Christmas tomorrow morning, hopefully... Even though I'm 20 years old my mom still gets me Christmas presents as if I'm 5. I don't know why a person like me was so lucky to have a mom like her. It might seem strange to choose this thread to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas as most people would choose the social thread to post their Christmas wishes but if I did that my message would get lost in the pages. So a very Merry Christmas to all! I will probably be posting in this thread soon too. I can't wait to truly be exposed to the stupidity of Miiverse and experience it by doing more than just reading stuff on the boards. Reading stupid quotes always makes me feel smarter and more awesome instead of making me feel like this world is going down the sewers. At least knowing people like you guys on the boards I know the future of this world still holds a lot of smart people to guide it. So my nightmare of experiencing Miiverse begins... tomorrow... DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

EDIT: My Christmas present from Smashboards. I have reached 1,000 likes! Thanks guys... and gals!

 

[XenoUltra]

That Smash Miiverse Community is full of trolls.

 

[DakotaBonez]

holy crap this is amazing

by EdMike

 

[FinalStarmen]

That Smash Miiverse Community is full of trolls.

They are (for the most part), but at the very least they can provide a good chuckle or two, even if it is intentional trolling.



Speaking of...

Does anybody else think some of these users are aware of the Please Sakurai Tumblr page, so they are purposely trying to get on the page with comments such as these?

 

[GodOfSocks]

Does anybody else think some of these users are aware of the Please Sakurai Tumblr page, so they are purposely trying to get on the page with comments such as these?

I think you're right..I looked on there today and there are way too many choices..

......Yeah Sakari, stop trulliny us with your fat flaps..

I still think its funny how they think he reads this crap XD
And also, Why do people think yoshi has a chance of being cut?

that is so sexy..

.....
Another character was revealed? BORING

 

[Deleted member]

.....
Another character was revealed? BORING

I bet that he was hoping for Goku.

 

[Chandeelure]

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKld7NUfIA

 

[Elemental Koopa]

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKld7OYLUw
What Character wouldn't be a "joke"?

This is the best suggestion and drawing I've ever seen..

A character from the originals isn't on the website HE'S GONNA BE CUT... also nice drawings

 

[Elemental Koopa]

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKld7NUfIA
Congratulations Jacob you just posted the 1000th Goku post in miiverse, you deserve a cookie..

A random pokemon has a better chance of getting in than a starter or legendary pokemon LOGIC

Sorry but no

People still watch this show...

Well smash needed more animated movie characters...

Nice finds my comments are in red

 

[Admiral Pit]

It's only a matter of time til the Sheik and/or Impa (wouldn't be surprised if they mention Toon Zelda either) related talk happen in Miiverse due to Zelda's reveal. Best be ready for a new batch of stupidity.

 

[TheWhiteBowser]

TheWhiteBowser joins the Thread!

We have to like this post guys! Not for the stupidity, but for the NOODLES!!!

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKld_NXoAg
Tobuscus is not welcome in Miiverse. And that video was stupid.

I think this is more a human error, than a e-shop error. E-shop knows your to stupid and not worthy to operate its greatness.

That's not a cat.

That's not... That's not... $50 for someone to tell me what this not is...

That's not Kirby.

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAAAhUqFJH2xGyw
Yes I did... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!

 

[XStarWarriorX]

TheWhiteBowser joins the Thread!

That's not Kirby.

Spoiler

What in the absoulte ****...... is this ****. And I thought the mickey mouse drawing was horrifying. Thank you whitebowser.... this shall haunt my dreams.

 

[Elemental Koopa]

TheWhiteBowser joins the Thread!

That's not... That's not... $50 for someone to tell me what this not is...

That's not Kirby.

- I think that's not kirby sucking up a flower now give me $50
- Kirby.... WTF DID YOU EAT!?

 

[Deleted member]

I just found this one:

 

[Ryan.]

I got a Wii U today and joined the Smash Community, prepared for some laughs.

 

[TheWhiteBowser]

- I think that's not kirby sucking up a flower now give me $50

I was being sarcastic. Now on with more stupidity!!!!

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlDmpeO4Q That would actually be a good thing because it would officially kill Capcom since the only thing they would have left after that would be Monster Hunter.
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKleFX8Zcg Define the word matriarchy

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKleFXZ3sg She's too big to join the fight.

I support this...

He will kill everyone by doing absolutely nothing just like Luigi

what are you shooting from your hands?

I bet my top Goomba could beat you at a drawing contest.

This is the look I have on my face everytime I read Miiverse posts.

 

[Deleted member]

ಠ_ಠ
(also, I got a Wii U, so yeah.)

 

[Elemental Koopa]

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYncAohiMQ
ಠ_ಠ Really???
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKleGCeT3A
What is this guy's definition of "subject of smash bros"?

Oh god why...

75 representatives from pokemon in smash bros-->Definitely Happening

 

[TheWhiteBowser]

More stupidity for the evening!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlDqaHptA
Because he retired. and the game sucked ass.

My good sir it is better for you not to draw than to draw this.

Nintendo does not support drug abusers
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAADMUKleJJwJiA
This post is stupid. But the comments are hilarious!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlDqY35XQ
I said I would like a chocolate milkshake but you don't here me complaining!

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAAYUKlDqafwcA
We don't play as rapists

shut up Tails! No one likes you! You are the Krillin of the Sonic series!

You know you could have typed the message right?

you cannot capture his greatness.

 

[Chandeelure]

 

[BluePikmin11]

This one is so stupid it's not going to happen at all.

 

[Egg.]

And in Zorro form he wields a sword and cuts Z's into people

I'm not familiar with Spoderman, but he sure is hairy.

I don't even...

 

[Deleted member]

I found my new main.

 

[8-peacock-8]

Oh dear lord is this a shipping name?

It's actually a nickname people recently gave her since it's easier to say then Rosalina and Luma.

But then again....it probably is some creepy shipping name by now.

 

[TopTierPichu]

eww spoderman, Dolan is better