SWF Text Adventure: Dave the Loser

[GwJ]

This is a little thing we did at my old forum and it was very fun.



You are a lonely man. You are extremely lonely, in fact. Nothing is in your pockets, and you are sitting in your apartment staring at a computer screen full of angry comments. Most of, if not all of these comments are directed at you. You contemplate turning the monitor off and going outside, but the next thing you say might be the thing to get everyone to like you. But that door behind you seems extremely appealing right now.

You are sitting in your miserable two-room apartment. To the north is the only window in your entire apartment. To the east is your miserable bedroom. To the west is what very few people would call a kitchen. To the south is the door leading outside. It has only been opened for the occasional pizza or Chinese food delivery.

What will you do?

>_

 

[M.K]

Write an autobiography.

 

[Lore]

After some more moping and thinking about what to do with my life, I watch Powerthirst and get really hyped up.

I quickly look around the apartment, and finding nothing TOTALLY RAD to do, I run north towards the unfortunately expensive window.

I crash through the window, do a barrel roll to avoid the dangerous (and expensive!) shards of glass, and land perfectly onto...

 

[GwJ]

> Write and autobiography

You sit yourself down on your favorite klondike bar-shaped loveseat with a pad and paper and start writing about your life starting with birth. You stop around 5th grade when you realize how much of a loser you are.

> Watch Powerthirst

You really can feel the hype now.

> Run towards expensive window

Now who the hell put this expensive window in my room? And WHY do I want to run towards it? Who knows, I'll wing it!



You crash through your window, do a midair barrel roll avoiding the shards, and land belly first onto your mother's sprinkler. You now have a big vertical wet line up your entire body, oh what a loser you are.

To the North is Krocs road. To the west is your neighbor, the Dursley's house. To the south is your house with your mother just noticing what happened, and to the east is your best friend from childhood's, Yugi's, house.

>_