Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[lobotheduck21]

so I'm guessing the technology would be today's level

 

[Johnknight1]

Ah, goody.

I can fight, sure. May not have fancy fireballs and such, but I can handle myself. I can agree to this if someone accompanies me on these brawls.
And I'd gladly serve Moon Monkey. I mean, you guys ARE paying me, right? I feel kinda obligated to do that.

So yeah, just confirm that someone joins me in those fights, and you got yerself a thief.

Good. And as for pay, you earn your pay on your own and get commissions of any salary we bring in (of course I'm our accountant so everything flows through my books). You literally have no earnings cap, and best of all, if you recruit a healer, you get them as your health insurance.

And yeah, you can take that Chief Executive Warmongerer (let's just call it CEW for short) position or a similar position (in say stealing, pick-pocketing, stealth, or what have you) if you so choose.

The only drawback is you have to do some missions for us, and they are few and far between, and usually pretty awesome. Actually, I think you might find yourself answering to Moon Monkey more. I sense a great synergy between the two of you.

 

[Deleted member]

so I'm guessing the technology would be today's level

I'd say something like Guilty Gear, where there is a nice blend between the old and new.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

If I could have some kind of weapon, I would want one chain based

Like a 3 section staff or Kasuri-Gama or something

 

[Fastblade5035]

Good. And as for pay, you earn your pay on your own and get commissions of any salary we bring in (of course I'm our accountant so everything flows through my books). You literally have no earnings cap, and best of all, if you recruit a healer, you get them as your health insurance.

And yeah, you can take that Chief Executive Warmongerer (let's just call it CEW for short) position or a similar position (in say stealing, pick-pocketing, stealth, or what have you) if you so choose.

The only drawback is you have to do some missions for us, and they are few and far between, and usually pretty awesome. Actually, I think you might find yourself answering to Moon Monkey more. I sense a great synergy between the two of you.

Alrighty then, well, I accept. Consider me sold.

Er, if you'll excuse me, I have a few things I gotta do first, but I'll be back in a jiffy ready for combat.

 

[Deleted member]

If I could have some kind of weapon, I would want one chain based

Like a 3 section staff or Kasuri-Gama or something

But you're an Elderich Abomination eyeball...

 

[Moon Monkey]

That's what you think. Look at your leader. While you think your moral actions are just, you're simply being manipulated to follow a power-hungry man.

Hmm... hmmm... Who should I believe?
You claim that I am being deceived?
But could it be the disbanding of the MoonKnights is what you hope to achieve?
Then It seems you have quite a few tricks up your devious sleeve!
As co-founder of the MoonKnights! I will never leave!

 

[Johnknight1]

Alrighty then, well, I accept. Consider me sold.

Er, if you'll excuse me, I have a few things I gotta do first, but I'll be back in a jiffy ready for combat.

It doesn't have to be now (the combat), so take your time to be as well prepared as you can be.

I have no need to talk about what I'd be like. I'll let my actions speak for who I am!!!

You're no one, that's why!

 

[N3ON]

I guess that means I'm lucky to be on your team!

Or...

Or does that just mean I've already been manipulated?

...

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

Ah well I was just going off by the class names that Frost put together and she seemed fine with it, but if she wishes to change that'd be cool with me.

Last I checked Valkyries can use Fire, Electric, and Wind magic... as well as heal, so I'm set.
Though I'd be fine with Manly's description, it would at least get me off this damn horse.

I have no quarrels with them except anyone but N3ON. I am willing to defeat N3ON in any form of combat and make all her infatuated fanboys cry!!!

WHAT DID I EVEN DO? HOW DID I GET A GROUP?? I'M SO CONFUSED! Is it cuz I'm too cool for that belt?

Also, I haven't been following. Other than Holder and... Kuma(?), who are my allies, my enemies, and... what the hell is going on in general?

 

[lobotheduck21]

when johnknight goes rouge on m&s guy, moon monkey sould got bat **** crazy

 

[Croph]

I'm sorry. I...have no idea what's going on.

I think I'll just sit back and watch

 

[Diddy Kong]

Apperantly I can also now use a staff amongst with the Hero's standard Sword and Axe. WEAPON TRIANGLE, YOUR MINE!!!

Also, am definitely brining Tomahawks.

 

[~automatic]

Looks like I survived whatever just happened that will require an explanation.

 

[FlareHabanero]

I'm sorry. I...have no idea what's going on.

If you have no idea what's going on, then we're doing our jobs correctly.

 

[Johnknight1]

when johnknight goes rouge on m&s guy, moon monkey sould got bat **** crazy

I have no quarrels with M&S Guy.

WHAT DID I EVEN DO? HOW DID I GET A GROUP?? I'M SO CONFUSED! Is it cuz I'm too cool for that belt?

Also, I haven't been following. Other than Holder and... Kuma(?), who are my allies, my enemies, and... what the hell is going on in general?

1. You and I started all this about 17 hours ago.
2. You were my first feud and who I turned heel on, along with Poppy.
3. Kuma, Holder, and whatnot, that's all just potential stuff. The only enemies I have are WiiU Smash Champ Poppy, you, and possibly Holder and Manly.
4. Me and Moon Monkey are a team called Moonknight.
5. Moon Monkey is the inaugural 3DS Smash Champ.
6. We now have Flastblade among our ranks.

 

[Deleted member]

WHAT DID I EVEN DO? HOW DID I GET A GROUP?? I'M SO CONFUSED! Is it cuz I'm too cool for that belt?

Also, I haven't been following. Other than Holder and... Kuma(?), who are my allies, my enemies, and... what the hell is going on in general?

I dunno, we're just sorta coming up with it as we go...

So... What are your motiations..? Actually, what ARE you and Holder trying to do?

Oh, and I suppose you can count me as an ally considering I'm the guy who DIES TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. Though to be fair, I mostly do it to pick a fight with someone strong.

That character map is becoming more and more important all of the sudden.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

N3ON, I still have a belt. Though John vs. you... Sorry, I have no idea. So are we or are we not having a grand plot twist final boss that seems harmless until his scheme is endangered?

 

[Diddy Kong]

Frost you still in here dude? Remember I paid your lunch that time...?

Also as special skills, I wanna be able to create smokescreens that make everybody 'feel dizzy' for a while.

My own piece of Dark Magic.

 

[Deleted member]

N3ON, I still have a belt. Though John vs. you... Sorry, I have no idea. So are we or are we not having a grand plot twist final boss that seems harmless until his scheme is endangered?

Alright, here's how N3ON redeems herself from being the weak character.

She can be the one who can take down John after he's done taking down me, Oasis and whoever else is part of his mad spree.

 

[Diddy Kong]

I say that fits. Though what would happen after if John died?

Another sollution; make N3ON the Est-archetype of the story or something?

 

[Robert of Normandy]

I probably shouldn't ask this, bu where am I in all this?

 

[Fastblade5035]

I say that fits. Though what would happen after if John died?

I ditch the team and join someone else
Er, I mean, help Moon Monkey rebuild the team. Yeah, that!

 

[Diddy Kong]

I'm guessing you'd be shinpichu.

 

[N3ON]

This is all Poppy's fault for bringing up that roster that got John all riled up.
The least you can do is join our side Poppy, remember... the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Though I suppose first I should actually get some sort of motivation...
Bah, call me when you have a character chart/map thingy.

 

[Deleted member]

I say that fits. Though what would happen after if John died?

Another sollution; make N3ON the Est-archetype of the story or something?

Yeah, she's looking for something that will help her take him down.

Also, John doesn't die. His defeat makes him rethink his actions. Though that's very cliche...

Anyone else?

I think John should take down endboss, especially considering he DOES have my OP ability.

I probably shouldn't ask this, bu where am I in all this?

I dunno, all I know is you and I are paired up for a while.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Mad King Johnknight1

 

[Moon Monkey]

I ditch the team and join someone else
Er, I mean, help Moon Monkey rebuild the team. Yeah, that!

I! Moon Monkey! The 3DS Champion, will rebuild the MoonKnights 15 Trillon times over! Even if I die!
Do you have the Will Fastblade? Do you HAVE the WILL!?

 

[Deleted member]

Alright, someone mind explaining the belts deal to me? I'm confused by it. Isn't John building an army?

 

[Johnknight1]

Alright, someone mind explaining the belts deal to me? I'm confused by it. Isn't John building an army?

Moon = the Smash 3DS World Champion.
Poppy = the current Smash WiiU World Champion, soon to be replaced by me.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

So... What are your motiations..? Actually, what ARE you and Holder trying to do?

It's kind of hard to figure that out when I don't exactly understand the context of the situation and our circumstances. Why would I want to do anything? What am I forced to do? What is happening? Originally this was just a Battle Royale circumstance where we were forced to kill one another or else we'd die. Establishing a "Why?" wasn't exactly necessary until you guys started making it to be some wild anime. Not that I'm complaining, I'm fine with whatever.

You're no one, that's why!

I vow that N3ON and me will be the ones to slay you! I don't care what Manly says about you not dying, he'll be dead and he won't be able to stop us!

Spoiler

No worries, I don't mind being manipulated so long as I'm doing what I want in the process.

Last I checked Valkyries can use Fire, Electric, and Wind magic... as well as heal, so I'm set.
Though I'd be fine with Manly's description, it would at least get me off this damn horse.

Well damn you can cast offensive spells like me but also HEAL. D:< N3ON that is some cheap stuff right there, not gonna lie! Unless it's like a Red Mage in Final Fantasy and is a Jack-of-All-Trades but Master-of-None type deal. And we'd be a dual-casting team. We'd basically win any long range encounter.

And what's your problem with horses? XD Not that I'd want a horse, last time I rode a horse was years ago and it ran off the opposite direction I wanted it to go, and that was a young, small horse too.

WHAT DID I EVEN DO? HOW DID I GET A GROUP?? I'M SO CONFUSED! Is it cuz I'm too cool for that belt?

Also, I haven't been following. Other than Holder and... Kuma(?), who are my allies, my enemies, and... what the hell is going on in general?

You are no longer in control of your own fate.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Yeah, she's looking for something that will help her take him down.

Also, John doesn't die. His defeat makes him rethink his actions. Though that's very cliche...

Anyone else?

I think John should take down endboss, especially considering he DOES have my OP ability.



I dunno, all I know is you and I are paired up for a while.

If John is the one beating the end boss, does that make me the end boss?
After all, he is currently trying to defeat me with his trash-talk.

 

[Deleted member]

Moon = the Smash 3DS World Champion.
Poppy = the current Smash WiiU World Champion, soon to be replaced by me.

And how does the army deal play into this?

This story is becoming more nonsensical than a DC comic by the minute...

 

[FlareHabanero]

John is building up an army that will wipe out the nation, due to the power of greed being far too overwhelming. His lust for power knows no bounds, and he'll murder any soul just to get what he wants.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Alright, someone mind explaining the belts deal to me? I'm confused by it. Isn't John building an army?

To my understanding there are two belts the WiiU belt and the 3DS belt.
N3ON formerly possessed the 3DS belt, but I have now claimed the belt
Poppy currently hold the WiiU belt and John must do battle and claim the WiiU belt

 

[Deleted member]

If John is the one beating the end boss, does that make me the end boss?
After all, he is currently trying to defeat me with his trash-talk.

I was thinking Sakurai should be end-boss.

But in a Hazama sorta way where he's not really shown to be endboss till the end, but he's still like God. Kinda like a cruel Jesus.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Oh ****, so it's the 3DS army vs the Wii U army now?

Sakurai's special skills: [laughs] - and leaving you in complete silence for months. (Aka, he's got a Silence Staff )

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF SAKURAI'S [laughs]!!!

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I was thinking Sakurai should be end-boss.

But in a Hazama sorta way where he's not really shown to be endboss till the end, but he's still like God. Kinda like a cruel Jesus.

Maybe Sakurai could be the TRUE final boss. You better have collected all of those Crystal Shards!

 

[Deleted member]

To my understanding there are two belts the WiiU belt and the 3DS belt.
N3ON formerly possessed the 3DS belt, but I have now claimed the belt
Poppy currently hold the WiiU belt and John must do battle and claim the WiiU belt

I see, so she's weaker without the 3DS belt, that's why she won't fight. But with it, she can take down John. John knowing this, seeks the other belt, though after fighting me, he no longer needs it. Or maybe he gets it before his fight with me?

 

[Deleted member]

Maybe Sakurai could be the TRUE final boss. You better have collected all of those Crystal Shards!

We RPG now?

I thought we were a fighting game...

 

[~automatic]

Oh ****, so it's the 3DS army vs the Wii U army now?

I'll be laughing when this story foreshadows actual events with both upcoming games.