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Salty the SLUG

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My Nuzlocke so far:

Chimchar - Fire-Sage
Bidoof - Brad
Geodude - Rocky
Trying to grind all 3 to LvL 15 before going to the first gym.
 

Opossum

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Diddy, you should name all of your Pokemon after the posters here, with the Bulbasaur being Swampasaur, since it's his birthday. :laugh:



Let's talk about breasts.

I'm actually having chicken tonight, so this is relevant.
 

PsychoIncarnate

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I just went to gamestop to see if they had a copy of soul silver

They did. For $50, used. That's more money than a new copy, and with NO pokewalker

Apparently it's rare. I'll stick with my heartgold.
 

Demna

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Then they had sex.

Anal sex.
I have a feeling that this discussion will somehow lead to something R34-ish... So gonna change the topic here. What do you guys think of Smash 4 so far in general? What do you like and dislike about it? Why? Would you change something about it if you could?
 

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Some random islander I met on Animal Crossing said my maid dress made me look gay, then left because I was apparently too weird according to him. I have to say, I'm Shocked and confused by these accusations.
 

LaniusShrike

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Some random islander I met on Animal Crossing said my maid dress made me look gay, then left because I was apparently too weird according to him. I have to say, I'm Shocked and confused by these accusations.

That's... okay. So, I don't know much about Animal Crossing. This is a random villager from teh internetz, not, like, a random NPC character wandering around?

And... not that it matters, but... after 11 years of being on these forums, I have finally reached Smash Champion status! Huzzahs all around.
 

PsychoIncarnate

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Some random islander I met on Animal Crossing said my maid dress made me look gay, then left because I was apparently too weird according to him. I have to say, I'm Shocked and confused by these accusations.
It was Gracie, wasn't it

He is so judgmental
 

LiteralGrill

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Okay, we wanna talk about breasts? Fine, I'll ruin that conversation and talk about chicken breasts.

BROILER CHICKENS
Farmers get more money for chickens with enlarged thighs and breasts. As a result, they breed the animals to be so heavy that their bones cannot support their weight. Consequently, the chickens have difficulty standing, and their legs often break. Like other factory farmed animals, broiler chickens are raised in such overcrowded enclosures that they become aggressive. To stop them from fighting with one another, their beaks and toes are cut off without anesthetic. Some cannot eat after being "debeaked" and starve. They never breathe fresh air but instead inhale ammonia day after day.
Diseases Common to Broiler Chickens
  • Respiratory diseases
  • Bacterial infections
  • Keratoconjunctivitis
  • Dehydration induced ailments
  • Heart attacks
  • Congestive heart failure
  • Heat prostration
  • Osteoporosis
  • Cancer
  • Crippled legs
There, breasts. What happens till you get them.
 

PsychoIncarnate

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Okay, we wanna talk about breasts? Fine, I'll ruin that conversation and talk about chicken breasts.

BROILER CHICKENS
Farmers get more money for chickens with enlarged thighs and breasts. As a result, they breed the animals to be so heavy that their bones cannot support their weight. Consequently, the chickens have difficulty standing, and their legs often break. Like other factory farmed animals, broiler chickens are raised in such overcrowded enclosures that they become aggressive. To stop them from fighting with one another, their beaks and toes are cut off without anesthetic. Some cannot eat after being "debeaked" and starve. They never breathe fresh air but instead inhale ammonia day after day.
Diseases Common to Broiler Chickens
  • Respiratory diseases
  • Bacterial infections
  • Keratoconjunctivitis
  • Dehydration induced ailments
  • Heart attacks
  • Congestive heart failure
  • Heat prostration
  • Osteoporosis
  • Cancer
  • Crippled legs
There, breasts. What happens till you get them.
Breast is one of my least favorite parts of the chicken

I prefer drumsticks or wings
 

LiteralGrill

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I don't get your maid thing, but that villager was just plain rude! I hope if I ever run around in a dress I'm not judged by animal crossing characters.
 

Oddyesy

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Still applies :p

Now that I made the conversation horrible and depressing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to make a stage guide for 75M tonight for no reason. Boredom is intense...
Wow tyvm chicken is one of my favorite meats. And to answer, Demna, it has no Ike or Isaac. IT NEEDS MORE IKE AND ISAAC
 
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