Stories of Evil Pokemon

[slave1]

I need your stories of Evil Pokemon Attacking you. These are "real" events and should be taken seriously. i need them for an Internet page i am making for a School class. so keep it PG-13. but i need this. for all those out there who can share their stories please do.

Thanks

 

[omfgomfg]

well pikachu attacked me once but they are really harmless if you just play dead

 

[SU_Remo]

... *blinks* ...What?

 

[Vinnie275]

I had a dream I fought a weedle.

It used poison sting right away, that really sucked because I couldn't do **** against poison sting.

I pretty much died, this happened a lot until the weedle evolved.

 

[OffTheChain]

Honestly, wtf man?

 

[Mic_128]

I once got attacked by a wild Rattatta, but I just kicked it and it ran away.

 

[Pink Reaper]

I got attacked by a wild Mewtwoking the other day. It attacked me with its robotic arms but I got away by submitting a logical paradox to it.

 

[GoldShadow]

One time, Charmeleon came to my house and drank all the whole milk and emptied out the cereal rack in the pantry; without even asking. Then he beat up my family and torched our house.

I think he was drunk. Stupid lizard.

 

[Tryptomine]

The year was twenty-ought-two, and I was just a young pup fightin' in the meanest platoon in the third meanest battlion in the Pokemon Forces. We had to use Pokemon back in those days, y'see, 'cause the military din't have the funds to afford bullets, or so the pictures would have you beleive. The truth actually lies far deeper, the Kasier had teamed up with that Team Rocket again and made off with all our ammo I chased them for a solid thray air but had to give up after I wandered into some tall grass and was attacked by a wild Squirtle. We traded lumps but t'ain't nothing a band-aid and a good hard slap couldn't fix. Now where was I? Oh, yes, anyhows, I decided to get the growth removed and that's why today we celebrate Easter.

 

[Corrupted Fate]

One time i was fighting the real team rocket (they are way different the the show says Meowth is cutup from all the abuse and james has a robotic leg.) they were trying to shake me down for my milk $ thats about when i started shooting at them with a neduck (a duck that has nepalm in it) ,i killed the Meowth but i saw it twitching as i ran,they chassed me all the way down to the pok'emon center when i got there they killed everyone as i hide in under the table tell i cried my self to sleep under the body of a chard nurse joy

 

[Gamer4Fire]

You should have gone to the Creative Minds room instead of here for this.

 

[Blackadder]

This one time, when I was 10, I was walking around to the next town, which is absurdly close to mine, btw. Also, its population is about 10 people, which apparently makes it a "city".
So anyways, I was going there, right, and then I saw some waist high grass. I didn't wanna go the other way, the people there freak me out -- the never move from their spots. Ever. I once tried to move one, and he bit me.
So yeah, I saw this grass, right. And I thought "I'll go this way!".
And suddely, to my suprise, a wild Chimar appeared. I was like "**** ON A SHINGLE!", and let out my pet bird. I then commanded my bird to murder the Chimar. After much bloodshed, my bird pecked the eys out of the Chimar.
Then I locked in it a little ball, crushing it.

And that's how me and my Chimar became so close!

 

[Sporkman]

Once, a Pidgey **** on me.

 

[Zelda Master]

Once, a Pidgey **** on me.

Lol. That is the best post here. Ever. XD

Well, here mine goes...

I was in an evil team rocket squad thing, and I used my Charizard to carry Roserade over the Solaceon Town and poison everyone. They died and I was like "=D"

 

[choknater]

Okay, so there was this HUGE stampede of over 100,000 Kangaskhan coming at me. But all I had to do was throw some rocks and they ALL ran away.

(Ugh, why are they so hard to catch :'C)

 

[Vicious Delicious]

I saw a Mantine kill a good mate once. ****in' beasts, those Mantine...

 

[TheKruskinator]

Well, one time I was walking down the road right? And I got attacked by this assface:

So I'm all like, "wtf" and beat it down with a tiah ayahn for an hour or so, then I decide to go home. I told my mother about my one little fight and she looked at me and said "I'm sending you off to your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air."