SSB64 poem for english

[dinhotheone]

i was asked to write a poem by my english teacher about something i enjoy doing. he walked into an ssb poem, however to add salt i wrote the poem in l33t as well. this is about me playing kaillera, its not 100% accurate, but no one in the class knows any better. some may not see it as a poem because no rhmy, and it sucks, but remember i know he cant read l33t, so it doesnt matter... here it is:

31337

4 73h ssb 2 l46 0u7
73h nub54uc3 w45 73h lucky
If w3 pl4y3d P2P
H15 liv35 w0uld be f4il.

I play 73h epic yoshi
I pwn wiv n0 r3m0rs3
Unl355 u h4x
U nub 4r3 f4il

YOUR MILKSHAKE, I DRINK IT UP!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
I djc 4ll day 4nd l-cancel fairs faster than ligh7
You go, WTF? 4nd I rofl

If I d0 di3, i75 cuz l46
6et br04db4nd you nublet
0r l34v3 73h room
Its 73h l4m3

73h fool DS
H3 thinks he kill3d m3
ROFLMAO
N07 a ch4nc3

/me pwns and h3 knows
So h3 l34v35
I75 my curs3
Im 700 600d

I c4n wreck with SHFFL too
And my DK is like b374 h4x
Cuz I am 73h l337
4t 4ll things smash

 

[KevinM]

This is why kids should not be allowed on the internet.

 

[Peek~]

no , just....no

 

[nesshero]

who wants to translate?

 

[NF Alex]

eieet

a teh ssb 2 lag out
teh nubsauce was teh lucky
If we played P2P
His lives would be fail.

I play teh epic yoshi
I pwn wiv no remorse
Unless u hax
U nub are fail

YOUR MILKSHAKE, I DRINK IT UP!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
I djc all day and l-cancel fairs faster than light
You go, WTF? and I rofl

If I do die, its cuz lag
get broadband you nublet
or leave teh room
Its teh lame

teh fool DS
He thinks he killed me
ROFLMAO
Not a chance

/me pwns and he knows
So he leaves
Its my curse
Im too good

I can wreck with SHFFL too
And my DK is like beta hax
Cuz I am teh leet
at all things smash


http://youtube.com/watch?v=wSfyVYEEoK8

 

[StealthECartman]

Roll....on.....the....floor.....crying

 

[B Link]

i agree with the utube vid ^

 

[Wenbobular]

Roll....on.....the....floor.....crying

Sums it up about right ¬.¬

 

[dinhotheone]

meh, i can tell my teacher doesnt have a smashboards account. i passed it in today with my poem portfolio. i checked my grades and i got a 96. i wonder if he even tried to read it....

 

[~rh]

Wow. What a nice teacher...

 

[_kSo_]

This is why kids should not be allowed on the internet.

I was just about to say that n00b

 

[House]

Ok, this is cool.

 

[Rupus]

Stop being so offensive.

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

ur mom !!!

 

[Amon Amarth]

I second that notion.

 

[cam`]

hahahah this is awesome, what is up with the haters

 

[JaimeHR]

It lacked BEEF! otherwise you would have gotten a 100

 

[TACK]

meh, i can tell my teacher doesnt have a smashboards account. i passed it in today with my poem portfolio. i checked my grades and i got a 96. i wonder if he even tried to read it....

your teacher is generous..

 

[koodoo25]

sorry but ill traslate some more (i might not be that good)
the ssb 2 lag out
the n00bsauce was the lucky
If we played P2P
His lives would be fail.

I play the epic yoshi
I pwn wiv no remorse
Unless you hack
U n00b are fail

YOUR MILKSHAKE, I DRINK IT UP!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
I djc all day and l-cancel fairs faster than light
You go, WTF? and I rofl

If I do die, its cause lag
get broadband you n00blet
or leave the room
Its the lame

the fool DS
He thinks he killed me
ROFLMAO
Not a chance

/I pwn and he knows
So he leaves
Its my curse
Im too good

I can wreck with SHFFL too
And my DK is like beta hack
Cause I am the leet
at all things smash.

that was offensive

 

[SkylerOcon]

I hope you fail. That was the worst thing in the world. I mean, I respect the poem, BUT GOD DAMMIT. 1337 HAS JUST BECOME OVERDONE.

 

[Senior]

hahahah this is awesome, what is up with the haters

The first poem traumatized me.

 

[Surri-Sama]

The first poem traumatized me.

Your crazy, this guy should get a nobel prize for....something.....ugh....1337ness??