Welp time to think up an idea!
Pit: Woah this blue guy's fast! Not even the Brawler Claws can help me catch up to him!
Palutena: -laughs- That's Sonic, Pit. You know, the fastest thing alive?
Pit: Who?
Palutena: The Blue Blur? Mascot of SEGA? You met him in a previous Smash?
Pit: Oh him! Yeah that was an awesome Brawl! Surprised he's still here considering the reputation of his games lately.
Palutena: I don't suppose we have any right to judge him Pit. We HAVE been MIA for almost 25 years until we came back just recently.
Pit: ...Thanks for the obvious Lady Palutena. Any tips I could use to beat him this time around?
Palutena: As his nickname implies, he's sure to be the fastest fighter you'll ever face but needs to get close to you in order to lay the smackdown. I suggest pressuring him with arrows until he messes up.
Pit: Got it, thanks Lady Palutena!
And now for Viridi's version:
Viridi: Oh my god no way!
Pit: W-Woah Viridi what happened? Did you see some floor ice cream for me to eat?
Viridi: -sighs- No Pit. I mean that really cool anthropomorphic hedgehog over there!
Pit: Oh Sonic. Lady Palutena and I met him at the last Brawl, but I guess you weren't even a concept art during that time.
Viridi: You, shush. I used to watch his cartoons all the time when I was just a baby goddess and never even dreamed I'd see the leader of the "Freedom Fighters" himself in action!
Pit: The Freedom what? I mean yeah it's pretty rare to see a third party character appear again in Smash but what's the big deal?
Viridi: BIG DEAL?! He's everything I could've hoped for, being such a gift of nature fighting against that evil Dr.Eggman who takes advantage of poor mother nature all the time!
Pit: Poor mother nature? Wouldn't that mean he's taking advantage of y-
Viridi: SHHH! DO YOU WANT THIS GAME'S RATING TO GO ANYWHERE BEYONG TEEN?
Pit: Yeah yeah I got it. So any advice you can give me to beat this guy?
Viridi: Oh I wouldn't have any idea. Seeing as I wasn't even created when you two last fought. I'm sure you'll be fine Pit~
Pit: (whispers and pouts) Well excuse me for asking for help.