Some things I just don’t understand sometimes

[VollrathFGC]

Just some overall bs (all of these are real things I’ve seen, none of which were a joke)

You play the best character in the game? We should make it so every win for you is worth .5 and every win for me is worth 2

We should ban Kirby, Puff, and MK in Ultimate cause I have no idea where the head hurtbox is. (They were a Marcina player)

Waluigi didn’t get in as a character? Let’s harass the game director so he doesn’t get probably at all

I’m going to drop out of school to focus on Smash

Why should I think while I play?

I’m not going to shower, Axe body spray is all I need

I’m going to take out a loan so I can go 0-2 around the country (this one hurt to see but if he thinks he can make a living off this he deserves it)

“Why’d they bring Ken on Finebros? He’s washed they should’ve brought someone like M2K or ZeRo” as Ken destroys the whole crew

Level 9 cpus are all the training I need

I’m going to fight someone that plays Bayo because I’m Dare2f-ingDream and wonder why I’m banned from STL, then when stuff escalates I’m going to say I don’t really care

I’m going to try to hit someone I lost to in bracket with a car

I’m salty about my loss, I’m going to come back with a gun

Guilty until Proven innocent... this ones more than just in gaming obviously

I’m going to tell a Bayo player to kill themselves because I’m Dare2f-ingDream and wonder why I’m banned from STL

Villains of the community bring nothing to it. Storylines don’t matter just play the game.

One bad result = washed

Girl at a tourney? Time for my creeper alert to get on

If you have others, feel free to add

 

[DeKu Skrub]

You projecting?

 

[Isaac4]

A lot of these are true but most of them only apply to single individuals. I don't know what the heck the first one is about though.

 

[Deleted member]

Um what the heck is this?

 

[Isaac4]

Um what the heck is this?

Just a rant on stuff I guess

 

[Deleted member]

Just a rant on stuff I guess

But he made all sound Psychopathic.

 

[Isaac4]

But he made all sound Psychopathic.

I guess they're probably really mad about this stuff:/

 

[Xelrog]

I'd like to meet a nice gamer girl. Unfortunately the ratio's about 20:1. It's not really a good situation for anyone involved.

 

[Goddamn_Angela]

"I’m going to try to hit someone I lost to in bracket with a car "

/dead

 

[Dr. Edgeworth]

I’m going to try to hit someone I lost to in bracket with a car

I’m salty about my loss, I’m going to come back with a gun

Bruh where do you go to locals? Chicago?

 

[Orlando BCN]

Beautiful thesis on the Smash community. Would you like a scholarship to Harvard?

 

[VollrathFGC]

the first one is from Reddit

Jk back in 2016 or 2017 tried to hit someone with a car

The gun one was about the Jacksonville shooting