Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Kamui: -intrigued-
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-don't they love humanity? :V-

-Which makes Vita's hammer grow many times in size-
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-Yeah but she's also cynical and lazy- :V

"Who will she find?"
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I like the way you think!
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(Whoa...)

"Ledt hook!"
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I totally will!

-...Altera?-
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-In 3, 2, 1... GO!-
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-The serpent is hit-
...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Ram be like "you better wish I don't kill you after this, Balse!" as she uses wind magic on them-

-Next scene has Subaru running away from the demonic hounds as he carries Ram, whose mana ran down quite fast-

Osakabehime: "So that was bluff"
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Artemis: "I need to see how my child is doing!"
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-That said, there is stil Hassan...-
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-Brynhildr quietly nodded-

Eeeeyup...
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Yes, I came here so you could help her. Just...Remain calm, please?
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"Toffee is both in search of and wary of Hassan, since one good hit from him could spell his fate..."
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Marco: Good...I-I'm really sorry about all that...

Zelda: -watching-
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Arlon: "I think it's too late for that..."
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-Toffee knows that Hassan is capable of something akin to Moon's spell that cut his finger-
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Byleth: "Maybe we should give you some time to rest..."

Pearl: I admire your refined style of combat.

Amethyst: Fightjng gracefully's not really my thing, but hey, it gets the job done.

Pearl: Oh please, Amethyst, even you use some of my strategies when you fight.
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Dedede: What's this thing made out of?! "Hammer swings are doing only minor damage to it."

Weiss: "It's possible to be graceful and brutal."
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-DARUK USES HIS OWN WEAPON-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Which makes Vita's hammer grow many times in size-
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-Yeah but she's also cynical and lazy- :V

Kamui: "Whoa..."
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-fair :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-...Altera?-
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-In 3, 2, 1... GO!-
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-The serpent is hit-
...

"Who Phantump and Peridot are near."
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"High speed sailing on the course!"
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"Rockruff distracted Stan with an ineffective Rock Throw."
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Lancer was unreplied.

Weiss: "It's possible to be graceful and brutal."
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-DARUK USES HIS OWN WEAPON-

Amethyst: ...Yeah, that's true...

Pearl: And often necessary.
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"It starts firing energy waves at him to block it, at a much faster rate than it's weaker variant did."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Amethyst: ...Yeah, that's true...

Pearl: And often necessary.
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"It starts firing energy waves at him to block it, at a much faster rate than it's weaker variant did."

Weiss: -fist bump Pearl-
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-Revali was hit!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Weiss: -fist bump Pearl-
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-Revali was hit!-

"Which she returned...If at least because Steven introduced Pearl to fist bumps as human culture some time ago. "

Amethyst: Yo, where's your team?

Pearl :Yes, were you separated from them?
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"It jumps back and spits more bombs afterwards, which Dedede was able to destroy with missiles."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Which she returned...If at least because Steven introduced Pearl to fist bumps as human culture some time ago. "

Amethyst: Yo, where's your team?

Pearl :Yes, were you separated from them?
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"It jumps back and spits more bombs afterwards, which Dedede was able to destroy with missiles."

Weiss: "Yes..."
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Daruk: "I'll go see if Revali's okay!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Weiss: "Yes..."
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Daruk: "I'll go see if Revali's okay!"

Pearl: Let's see if we track down your team's whereabouts and reunite you with them, then.

Amethyst: We need to find Steven and the others, too...

Pearl: He and Connie seemed to be taking care of each other at the time...Augh, but I can't help but worry about them!

Amethyst: Which is why we gotta find them all, now!

Pearl: A-Agreed. Weiss, where did you last see your teammates?

"The majority of the team was in another hall, but as for Ren..."
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Dedede: Guess I'm taking this statue freak one on one, then! "Hammer ready"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Eeeeyup...
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Yes, I came here so you could help her. Just...Remain calm, please?
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"Toffee is both in search of and wary of Hassan, since one good hit from him could spell his fate..."
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Marco: Good...I-I'm really sorry about all that...

Zelda: -watching-
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Arlon: "I think it's too late for that..."
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-Toffee knows that Hassan is capable of something akin to Moon's spell that cut his finger-
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Byleth: "Maybe we should give you some time to rest..."

-Subaru jumped off a cliff to evade them and saved Ram and himself by stabbing the sword on the side, sliding a lot, but stopped the fall for a moment-

-Then it breaks, but Ram casted wind to diminish the fall, Subaru praying at any god, and he sees Ram unconscious as demons surround them-

-Then Rem arrived!-

-...And because oni instincts swung the ball at him and he barely dodged-
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Artemis: "Just get me to her!"
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-Kama was distracting him-
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Brynhildr: "B-But the base..."

Kamui: "Whoa..."
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-fair :V-

-Now it's colossal-
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-So yeah, she finds it somewhat disgusting-

"Who Phantump and Peridot are near."
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"High speed sailing on the course!"
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"Rockruff distracted Stan with an ineffective Rock Throw."
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Lancer was unreplied.

-Of course Bunyan too-

-That woman there, she would be a good candidate to possess...-
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-Aya does her best!-
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-As Cleo tried to jump and remove-
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-Paris runs off-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: -watching-
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Arlon: "I think it's too late for that..."
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-Toffee knows that Hassan is capable of something akin to Moon's spell that cut his finger-
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Byleth: "Maybe we should give you some time to rest..."

-Subaru jumped off a cliff to evade them and saved Ram and himself by stabbing the sword on the side, sliding a lot, but stopped the fall for a moment-

-Then it breaks, but Ram casted wind to diminish the fall, Subaru praying at any god, and he sees Ram unconscious as demons surround them-

-Then Rem arrived!-

-...And because oni instincts swung the ball at him and he barely dodged-
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Artemis: "Just get me to her!"
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-Kama was distracting him-
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Brynhildr: "B-But the base..."

EEK!

DUDE! That was way too close of a call!
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Alright, alright!

Nora: Hmm, perhaps we should attend to this matter as well...
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(...Orion has escaped...What's your current status, Kama?)
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Marco: Lots of people are fighting to defend it. But everyone needs rest eventually...

-Of course Bunyan too-

-That woman there, she would be a good candidate to possess...-
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-Aya does her best!-
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-As Cleo tried to jump and remove-
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-Paris runs off-

"Peridot firing off plasma blasts and manipulating metal debris to fight off Sentries and Zebesians alike."

"Altera seems to wield much power...She almost seems... different, from the other Servants she's seen, somehow..."
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"As does Alphys!"

"They manage to collect 20 rupees over horizontal barrels already, but then vertical barrels start to appear!"
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"It works."

Stan: Agh! What the...? "Clutching his head in pain, the crown having made him feel pain as it controlled him."
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"Lancer covers his eyes and begins counting down."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pearl: Let's see if we track down your team's whereabouts and reunite you with them, then.

Amethyst: We need to find Steven and the others, too...

Pearl: He and Connie seemed to be taking care of each other at the time...Augh, but I can't help but worry about them!

Amethyst: Which is why we gotta find them all, now!

Pearl: A-Agreed. Weiss, where did you last see your teammates?

"The majority of the team was in another hall, but as for Ren..."
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Dedede: Guess I'm taking this statue freak one on one, then! "Hammer ready"

Weiss: "Most of them were in another hall, but the pirates kidnapped Ren."
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Revali: -trying to look like he's fine but he's not really fine-

-Now it's colossal-
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-So yeah, she finds it somewhat disgusting-

Kamui:
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-yet cute? :V-

-Subaru jumped off a cliff to evade them and saved Ram and himself by stabbing the sword on the side, sliding a lot, but stopped the fall for a moment-

-Then it breaks, but Ram casted wind to diminish the fall, Subaru praying at any god, and he sees Ram unconscious as demons surround them-

-Then Rem arrived!-

-...And because oni instincts swung the ball at him and he barely dodged-
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Artemis: "Just get me to her!"
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-Kama was distracting him-
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Brynhildr: "B-But the base..."

EEK!

DUDE! That was way too close of a call!
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Alright, alright!

Nora: Hmm, perhaps we should attend to this matter as well...
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(...Orion has escaped...What's your current status, Kama?)
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Marco: Lots of people are fighting to defend it. But everyone needs rest eventually...

Zelda:
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Arlon: "Agreed."
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-probably not good?-
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Byleth: "You're not in a mental state to fight yet."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Weiss: "Most of them were in another hall, but the pirates kidnapped Ren."
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Revali: -trying to look like he's fine but he's not really fine-

Pearl: Oh no...Then finding him first should be a priority.

Amethyst: We're gonna find our friends and save any in trouble. Let's roll!

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"And the Golden Torizo hasn't even pulled it's worst trick yet..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Peridot firing off plasma blasts and manipulating metal debris to fight off Sentries and Zebesians alike."

"Altera seems to wield much power...She almost seems... different, from the other Servants she's seen, somehow..."
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"As does Alphys!"

"They manage to collect 20 rupees over horizontal barrels already, but then vertical barrels start to appear!"
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"It works."

Stan: Agh! What the...? "Clutching his head in pain, the crown having made him feel pain as it controlled him."
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"Lancer covers his eyes and begins counting down."

-If she wasn't a being of magic, she would have confused her for one of her own...-

-She would be perfect-
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Aya: "This will be harder..."
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Cleopatra: "Oof, at last"
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-Paris looking where to hide-

EEK!

DUDE! That was way too close of a call!
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Alright, alright!

Nora: Hmm, perhaps we should attend to this matter as well...
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(...Orion has escaped...What's your current status, Kama?)
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Marco: Lots of people are fighting to defend it. But everyone needs rest eventually...

Zelda:
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Arlon: "Agreed."
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-probably not good?-
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Byleth: "You're not in a mental state to fight yet."

-Ram woke and told him that her horn must be hit for her to return to normal, he says he gets an idea and asks her if she'll be upset, she says no, he be like "really really really? You swear for Ros-chi" she be like "that's a stupid nickname but yes I swear for Lord Roswaal"-

-And then he throws her at her sister-
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-Artemis impatient-
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Kama: Hurry up! He's killing too many mes!
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Brynhildr: "B-But the enemy won't wait...!"

Kamui:
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-yet cute? :V-

Vita: "So what's funny?"
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-That's what disgusts her-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda:
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Arlon: "Agreed."
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-probably not good?-
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Byleth: "You're not in a mental state to fight yet."

-Ram woke and told him that her horn must be hit for her to return to normal, he says he gets an idea and asks her if she'll be upset, she says no, he be like "really really really? You swear for Ros-chi" she be like "that's a stupid nickname but yes I swear for Lord Roswaal"-

-And then he throws her at her sister-
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-Artemis impatient-
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Kama: Hurry up! He's killing too many mes!
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Brynhildr: "B-But the enemy won't wait...!"

Oh man! "Tense and worried"
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Okay...Follow me.

"Leading the way"
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(I'm on my way.)

"Using Hekapoo's powers, he opens a portal to Kama's location."
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Marco: And neither will we. "Karate stance" Chaldea's got plenty of fighters left standing!

-If she wasn't a being of magic, she would have confused her for one of her own...-

-She would be perfect-
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Aya: "This will be harder..."
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Cleopatra: "Oof, at last"
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-Paris looking where to hide-

"She must take her power for herself...Phazon must corrupt her..."
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Y-Yipe! "Narrowly jumping barrels"
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"The grunkle was looking all around himself."

Stan: Ow. What happened? Stanford?!

"The crowned Stanford was still trying to shoot copies of Rockruff."
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1, 2, 3, 4...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She must take her power for herself...Phazon must corrupt her..."
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Y-Yipe! "Narrowly jumping barrels"
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"The grunkle was looking all around himself."

Stan: Ow. What happened? Stanford?!

"The crowned Stanford was still trying to shoot copies of Rockruff."
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1, 2, 3, 4...

-She slowly but surely approached her direction-
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-Aya barely dodged one, but another hits her boat-
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Cleopatra: "You were mind controlled, now hurry and help us get you bro out of it!" -Nitocris summoning ghosts to attack-
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-Paris gets to one of the Chaldean bedrooms-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pearl: Oh no...Then finding him first should be a priority.

Amethyst: We're gonna find our friends and save any in trouble. Let's roll!

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"And the Golden Torizo hasn't even pulled it's worst trick yet..."

Weiss: -nods and follows-
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-that's really bad for them...-

Vita: "So what's funny?"
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-That's what disgusts her-

Kamui: "You think you stand a change because your toy is bigger?"
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-yet one of them is hugged by Palu :V-

-Ram woke and told him that her horn must be hit for her to return to normal, he says he gets an idea and asks her if she'll be upset, she says no, he be like "really really really? You swear for Ros-chi" she be like "that's a stupid nickname but yes I swear for Lord Roswaal"-

-And then he throws her at her sister-
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-Artemis impatient-
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Kama: Hurry up! He's killing too many mes!
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Brynhildr: "B-But the enemy won't wait...!"

Oh man! "Tense and worried"
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Okay...Follow me.

"Leading the way"
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(I'm on my way.)

"Using Hekapoo's powers, he opens a portal to Kama's location."
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Marco: And neither will we. "Karate stance" Chaldea's got plenty of fighters left standing!

Zelda: "I mean... that might work."
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Arlon: -worried Artemis might unleash divine wrath-
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-killing faster than she can make clones?-
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Byleth: "We're going to be okay."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She slowly but surely approached her direction-
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-Aya barely dodged one, but another hits her boat-
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Cleopatra: "You were mind controlled, now hurry and help us get you bro out of it!" -Nitocris summoning ghosts to attack-
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-Paris gets to one of the Chaldean bedrooms-

"Phantump would notice it, and is naturally confused."

(Huh? Only one robot came to help us?)
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"The barrel breaks and she's sent flying off of it."

AYA!

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Stan: Son of a...I'll teach these punks not to hurt my family! "Lancer card activated1"
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5, 6, 7...

Weiss: -nods and follows-
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-that's really bad for them...-

"They're retracing Weiss' steps so as to return to where she last saw Ren and the pirates who captured them."
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"Dedede was firing missiles at it, which it effortlessly dodged by stepping to the side again."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"They're retracing Weiss' steps so as to return to where she last saw Ren and the pirates who captured them."
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"Dedede was firing missiles at it, which it effortlessly dodged by stepping to the side again."

Weiss: "That was the place."
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Revali: "Just distract that thing with the other guy. I'll try to make a few more shots."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Weiss: "That was the place."
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Revali: "Just distract that thing with the other guy. I'll try to make a few more shots."

Pearl: Then they can't be very far off...

Amerhyst: Over there!

"Pirates holding an unconscious Ren hostage."

"A Zebesian witha satchel full of Dust was also visible."
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"Dedede managed to do some damage to it with a spring hammer attack that left.the penguin dizzy."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pearl: Then they can't be very far off...

Amerhyst: Over there!

"Pirates holding an unconscious Ren hostage."

"A Zebesian witha satchel full of Dust was also visible."
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"Dedede managed to do some damage to it with a spring hammer attack that left.the penguin dizzy."

Weiss: "My Dust too!"
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-it made himself dizzy?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Weiss: "My Dust too!"
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-it made himself dizzy?-

"The Zebesians hiss at her while Pearl and Amethyst take battle stances."
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"Yes because I meant to write "spinning" not spring lol."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"The Zebesians hiss at her while Pearl and Amethyst take battle stances."
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"Yes because I meant to write "spinning" not spring lol."

Weiss: "Let's take them down!"
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-Dedede having a spring inside his hammer sounds hilariously badass tho-

Daruk: -quickly rolls in front of the penguin to protecc-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Weiss: "Let's take them down!"
---
-Dedede having a spring inside his hammer sounds hilariously badass tho-

Daruk: -quickly rolls in front of the penguin to protecc-

Amethydt: And send 'em running back home!

"The remaining Zebesians split up.into to groups: one is led by the one carrying Weiss' Dust, which threatens to escape through into a vent, while the other group carries Ren and threatens his life."

Amethyst: Aw come on,.are they trying to make us choose what to do?!
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"Wouldn't surprise me if his mechanized hammer.had it lol"

"EYE BEAMS!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Amethydt: And send 'em running back home!

"The remaining Zebesians split up.into to groups: one is led by the one carrying Weiss' Dust, which threatens to escape through into a vent, while the other group carries Ren and threatens his life."

Amethyst: Aw come on,.are they trying to make us choose what to do?!
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"Wouldn't surprise me if his mechanized hammer.had it lol"

"EYE BEAMS!"

Winter: "There's three of us. We can just split."
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-BLOCKED WITH BOULDER BREAKER-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Winter: "There's three of us. We can just split."
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-BLOCKED WITH BOULDER BREAKER-

Pearl: Exactly.

Amethyst: ...In that case, save your friend, I'll steal back the ammunition they stole!

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"It ju.mps back and spits more.bombs!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Oh man! "Tense and worried"
___

Okay...Follow me.

"Leading the way"
___

(I'm on my way.)

"Using Hekapoo's powers, he opens a portal to Kama's location."
___

Marco: And neither will we. "Karate stance" Chaldea's got plenty of fighters left standing!

Zelda: "I mean... that might work."
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Arlon: -worried Artemis might unleash divine wrath-
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-killing faster than she can make clones?-
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Byleth: "We're going to be okay."

-Rem instinctively caught her, and Subaru tried to take a chance to hit her horn... only for her to dodge. Then the puppy used magic by making the earth rise to kill them, instead it sent Subaru upward in a dive towards Rem, and he tried to hit with the blunt part of his broken sword, the episode ends with a sound that confirms a hit-

Medea: "Come on, in the best part?!"
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-Artemis has her eyes wide and her face is in a scowl, not even blinking, behaving right now like when she used to be a robot-
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-Basically what Uni said, they held him for long, but is too much for them-
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Brynhildr: "O-Okay..." -still heartbroken over Sigurd-

"Phantump would notice it, and is naturally confused."

(Huh? Only one robot came to help us?)
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"The barrel breaks and she's sent flying off of it."

AYA!

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Stan: Son of a...I'll teach these punks not to hurt my family! "Lancer card activated1"
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5, 6, 7...

Altera: "The others must be busy" -whipping some enemies, unsuspectful-
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Aya: "AYAYAYAYAYA!"
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-Scáthach tried to trap the other twin in ice-
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-Paris found a spot!-

Kamui: "You think you stand a change because your toy is bigger?"
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-yet one of them is hugged by Palu :V-

Vita: "Yeah, but also-" -Tiki breath attack- "that you speak a lot" :V
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-She still isn't sure why she's allowing that-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "I mean... that might work."
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Arlon: -worried Artemis might unleash divine wrath-
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-killing faster than she can make clones?-
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Byleth: "We're going to be okay."

-Rem instinctively caught her, and Subaru tried to take a chance to hit her horn... only for her to dodge. Then the puppy used magic by making the earth rise to kill them, instead it sent Subaru upward in a dive towards Rem, and he tried to hit with the blunt part of his broken sword, the episode ends with a sound that confirms a hit-

Medea: "Come on, in the best part?!"
---
-Artemis has her eyes wide and her face is in a scowl, not even blinking, behaving right now like when she used to be a robot-
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-Basically what Uni said, they held him for long, but is too much for them-
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Brynhildr: "O-Okay..." -still heartbroken over Sigurd-

CLIFFHANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!
___

"Again, if this goes out of control, Jenny's gonna hold her back..."
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"Just as Toffee arrived at the scene, too."
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"They can't blame her..."

Altera: "The others must be busy" -whipping some enemies, unsuspectful-
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Aya: "AYAYAYAYAYA!"
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-Scáthach tried to trap the other twin in ice-
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-Paris found a spot!-

(I hope so...) "Worried Phantump, but at least he knows Bunyan and her big sis are safe, since he hasn't been separated from them."

Peridot: Perhaps I can use my magnificent metalbending power to lift it into the air, so that it may provide aerial support!
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"Annnd she fell into the water with a large splash."

"She isn't disqualified as long as she can simply climb back into the boat, though."

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"And she succeeds."

Stan: Hey, take it easy there! Remember that's my brother you're freezing!

Rockruff! (It's either that or we let him go on a rampage because of that crown!)

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8, 9...10! Ready or not, Lancer's search begins!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Vita: "Yeah, but also-" -Tiki breath attack- "that you speak a lot" :V
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-She still isn't sure why she's allowing that-

Kamui: "You want me to cut to the chase then?" :V
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-but it's nice?-

-Rem instinctively caught her, and Subaru tried to take a chance to hit her horn... only for her to dodge. Then the puppy used magic by making the earth rise to kill them, instead it sent Subaru upward in a dive towards Rem, and he tried to hit with the blunt part of his broken sword, the episode ends with a sound that confirms a hit-

Medea: "Come on, in the best part?!"
---
-Artemis has her eyes wide and her face is in a scowl, not even blinking, behaving right now like when she used to be a robot-
---
-Basically what Uni said, they held him for long, but is too much for them-
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Brynhildr: "O-Okay..." -still heartbroken over Sigurd-

CLIFFHANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!
___

"Again, if this goes out of control, Jenny's gonna hold her back..."
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"Just as Toffee arrived at the scene, too."
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"They can't blame her..."

He'll wake up in a time loop
---
-she saw a Ruler and her daughter, both in a darker form-
---
-he might be able to save the real Kama just in time...-
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Byleth: "I can stay with you, if you want. All that running and fighting is tiring me..."

Sothis: You? Tired? That fritz is really affecting you...

Byleth: Oh, you're awake?

Sothis: Hard to sleep with how loudly the valkyrie yelled.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Stoopid Unikorn

Pearl: Exactly.

Amethyst: ...In that case, save your friend, I'll steal back the ammunition they stole!

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"It ju.mps back and spits more.bombs!"

This went unreplied.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pearl: Exactly.

Amethyst: ...In that case, save your friend, I'll steal back the ammunition they stole!

___

"It ju.mps back and spits more.bombs!"

Weiss: "Thank you."
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Daruk: "THAT THIS IS GETTING ME ANGRY!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

CLIFFHANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!
___

"Again, if this goes out of control, Jenny's gonna hold her back..."
___

"Just as Toffee arrived at the scene, too."
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"They can't blame her..."

He'll wake up in a time loop
---
-she saw a Ruler and her daughter, both in a darker form-
---
-he might be able to save the real Kama just in time...-
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Byleth: "I can stay with you, if you want. All that running and fighting is tiring me..."

Sothis: You? Tired? That fritz is really affecting you...

Byleth: Oh, you're awake?

Sothis: Hard to sleep with how loudly the valkyrie yelled.

-The next episode starts witha flashback of the oni twins after birth about to be executed by their village chied while their parents beg not to, but the the newly born Ram was actually able to show a burst of power that impressed him and allowed both to live-

-Then they are shown as children, as Ram is seen as a prodigy who everyone in the village admires, while Rem, well, she has a huge inferiority complex as she's often compared to her, even by their parents, despite that Ram always assures her she should be herself-
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Artemis: ".....The curse...The curse I placed on her..."
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-As Hassan killed some others-
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Guifei: "Welp, I guess someone's gotta watch"

(I hope so...) "Worried Phantump, but at least he knows Bunyan and her big sis are safe, since he hasn't been separated from them."

Peridot: Perhaps I can use my magnificent metalbending power to lift it into the air, so that it may provide aerial support!
___

"Annnd she fell into the water with a large splash."

"She isn't disqualified as long as she can simply climb back into the boat, though."

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"And she succeeds."

Stan: Hey, take it easy there! Remember that's my brother you're freezing!

Rockruff! (It's either that or we let him go on a rampage because of that crown!)

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8, 9...10! Ready or not, Lancer's search begins!

-Dark Samus internally be like "wut"-
---
-Which she does, though it gives Alphys an advantage-
---
Scáthach: "As he said" -she tries to get it-
---
-Paris not on sight-

Kamui: "You want me to cut to the chase then?" :V
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-but it's nice?-

-I guess she was not affected at all by the breath then-
---
-Strangely so-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-I guess she was not affected at all by the breath then-
---
-Strangely so-

--then the breath hits her and she's on the floor-
---
-awwww...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Dark Samus internally be like "wut"-
---
-Which she does, though it gives Alphys an advantage-
---
Scáthach: "As he said" -she tries to get it-
---
-Paris not on sight-

"This one with the triangle hair is clearly another extraterrestrial."

"A very weird one."
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"...Feels too guilty and worried to continue until Aya's safe."

"She's too nice. "
___

Stan: Ah, geez, when I get my hands on whoever put that thing to him, I'll-!

"Ford tries to break out with the Berserker card."
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Far away already, I see! But not for long!

Weiss: "Thank you."
---
Daruk: "THAT THIS IS GETTING ME ANGRY!"

Amethyst: Don't sweat it! "Spin Dashes after the Zebesian that has her Dust, who runs away, quickly realizing retreating into the vents would lead to a quick death by Amethyst's powers."

"The other Zebesians have Ren by the neck!"
___

"Dedede recovers and tries to tackle the Torizo."

"He just gets blasted away with the eye beams again."

He'll wake up in a time loop
---
-she saw a Ruler and her daughter, both in a darker form-
---
-he might be able to save the real Kama just in time...-
---
Byleth: "I can stay with you, if you want. All that running and fighting is tiring me..."

Sothis: You? Tired? That fritz is really affecting you...

Byleth: Oh, you're awake?

Sothis: Hard to sleep with how loudly the valkyrie yelled.

-The next episode starts witha flashback of the oni twins after birth about to be executed by their village chied while their parents beg not to, but the the newly born Ram was actually able to show a burst of power that impressed him and allowed both to live-

-Then they are shown as children, as Ram is seen as a prodigy who everyone in the village admires, while Rem, well, she has a huge inferiority complex as she's often compared to her, even by their parents, despite that Ram always assures her she should be herself-
------
Artemis: ".....The curse...The curse I placed on her..."
------
-As Hassan killed some others-
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Guifei: "Welp, I guess someone's gotta watch"

...What a rough beginning...And a rough life for Rem...
___

Wait, huh...?

"Doesn't realize this is at least partly Artemis' doing..."
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Hello, Hassan... "Unafraid"
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Buff Frog: Go on. We will continue fight.

"Ignoring that his hands are still burnt from grabbing Bryn's fiery chainsaw."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The next episode starts witha flashback of the oni twins after birth about to be executed by their village chied while their parents beg not to, but the the newly born Ram was actually able to show a burst of power that impressed him and allowed both to live-

-Then they are shown as children, as Ram is seen as a prodigy who everyone in the village admires, while Rem, well, she has a huge inferiority complex as she's often compared to her, even by their parents, despite that Ram always assures her she should be herself-
------
Artemis: ".....The curse...The curse I placed on her..."
------
-As Hassan killed some others-
------
Guifei: "Welp, I guess someone's gotta watch"

...What a rough beginning...And a rough life for Rem...
___

Wait, huh...?

"Doesn't realize this is at least partly Artemis' doing..."
___

Hello, Hassan... "Unafraid"
___

Buff Frog: Go on. We will continue fight.

"Ignoring that his hands are still burnt from grabbing Bryn's fiery chainsaw."

Zelda: "Ram is a good sister."
---
Arlon: "This is not the same curse, Artemis. That is the Calydonian Boar's pelt."
---
-oh no...-
---
Byleth: Ingrid: "What about your hands?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Amethyst: Don't sweat it! "Spin Dashes after the Zebesian that has her Dust, who runs away, quickly realizing retreating into the vents would lead to a quick death by Amethyst's powers."

"The other Zebesians have Ren by the neck!"
___

"Dedede recovers and tries to tackle the Torizo."

"He just gets blasted away with the eye beams again."

Weiss: -summoning a Lancer familiar!-
---
-Daruk then tries to tackle next-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Weiss: -summoning a Lancer familiar!-
---
-Daruk then tries to tackle next-

"Pearl would fire laser blasts from her spear at the Zebesians, but doesn't want to mess up whatever Weiss was planning."
___

"It just jumps over him before spitting more bombs."

 

[Digital Hazard]

--then the breath hits her and she's on the floor-
---
-awwww...-

Vita: "GIGANTHAMMER!" -uses the opportunity to smack her down with it-
---
-She still can't comprehend why someone would show her affection-

...What a rough beginning...And a rough life for Rem...
___

Wait, huh...?

"Doesn't realize this is at least partly Artemis' doing..."
___

Hello, Hassan... "Unafraid"
___

Buff Frog: Go on. We will continue fight.

"Ignoring that his hands are still burnt from grabbing Bryn's fiery chainsaw."

Zelda: "Ram is a good sister."
---
Arlon: "This is not the same curse, Artemis. That is the Calydonian Boar's pelt."
---
-oh no...-
---
Byleth: Ingrid: "What about your hands?"

Hayate: "But something must have happened..."

-Later Rem has a nightmare wherein all of their tribe say she should die as Ram is better, but Ram assured her again-

-Rem resigns herself to know she'll never be better than Ram, so she resigns herself to just follow her, and Ram protects her. Then one night, worshippers of the Witches attacked their village and burnt it down, killing everyone including the chief and their parents, Rem being protected by Ram who managed to kill many of the cultist with wind magic... Until one of them managed to cut her horn-

-Rem is in shock and crying, and yet, seeing her sister's horn now being torn from her, she has a little smile and thinks "Ah... It's finally off..."-
------
Artemis: "Which was still one of my beasts I unleashed!"
------
King Hassan: "Thy lack of fear speaks loud..."
------
Guifei: "...You need water quick"

"This one with the triangle hair is clearly another extraterrestrial."

"A very weird one."
___

"...Feels too guilty and worried to continue until Aya's safe."

"She's too nice. "
___

Stan: Ah, geez, when I get my hands on whoever put that thing to him, I'll-!

"Ford tries to break out with the Berserker card."
___

Far away already, I see! But not for long!

-Indeed, one that lifts the unit on the air-
---
-Good, because she manages to-
---
-And it works-
---
-The search begins-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Zelda: "Ram is a good sister."
---
Arlon: "This is not the same curse, Artemis. That is the Calydonian Boar's pelt."
---
-oh no...-
---
Byleth: Ingrid: "What about your hands?"

Hayate: "But something must have happened..."

-Later Rem has a nightmare wherein all of their tribe say she should die as Ram is better, but Ram assured her again-

-Rem resigns herself to know she'll never be better than Ram, so she resigns herself to just follow her, and Ram protects her. Then one night, worshippers of the Witches attacked their village and burnt it down, killing everyone including the chief and their parents, Rem being protected by Ram who managed to kill many of the cultist with wind magic... Until one of them managed to cut her horn-

-Rem is in shock and crying, and yet, seeing her sister's horn now being torn from her, she has a little smile and thinks "Ah... It's finally off..."-
------
Artemis: "Which was still one of my beasts I unleashed!"
------
King Hassan: "Thy lack of fear speaks loud..."
------
Guifei: "...You need water quick"

"My characters were in shock during the whole backtory."

...G-God, they've got a complicated relationship...
___

...I...I had no idea....

...Well, you know what? Whether she's like this because one of your beasts or not, she's like this now, and she needs your help. Kamui's gone crazy, too, but her family's trying to snap her out of it. Atalanta's family should do the same. You're her mother, if anyone can help her, it's gotta be you!
___

I've seen the effects of dark magic before. "Glancing at his severed finger, unable to regenerate unlike any other injury he may receive" And I know what you can do. I know what I'm up against...

"He has yet to smirk or grin while speaking to King Hassan, knowing that taking this legendary Assassin down is going to be a challenge. It's a good idea to look out for when Toffee does start smirking, as it's a good sign that he's in full control of the situation."
___

Buff Frog: I have seen worse injuries from when I worked for Ludo.

Marco: Third degree burns are, uh...still pretty bad, Buff Frog..."Worried for the guy"

-Indeed, one that lifts the unit on the air-
---
-Good, because she manages to-
---
-And it works-
---
-The search begins-

Peridot: RETREAT NOW OR MY FLYING METAL MACHINE WILL COMMENCE AIRSTRIKES!

___

Whew...W-Wait! Th-That's my cue to start sailing again!

"Which she does"
___

Stan: Aw come on! "Shield summoned via the Shielder card as the mind-controlled Ford tries punching the crap out of everyone"
___

Where could Paris be...?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: RETREAT NOW OR MY FLYING METAL MACHINE WILL COMMENCE AIRSTRIKES!

___

Whew...W-Wait! Th-That's my cue to start sailing again!

"Which she does"
___

Stan: Aw come on! "Shield summoned via the Shielder card as the mind-controlled Ford tries punching the crap out of everyone"
___

Where could Paris be...?

-Dark Samus really wants to eliminate this one-
---
-As Aya also starts again-
---
-Ozymandias shot various sun-powered beams-
---
-A shed-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Dark Samus really wants to eliminate this one-
---
-As Aya also starts again-
---
-Ozymandias shot various sun-powered beams-
---
-A shed-

"Zebesians stare at her blankly."

Peridot: ...Hello? HEY, HADES UNIT #...I DON'T KNOW! OPEN FIRE!

___

"More barrels in the way!"
___

"Ford is unable to keep fighting while getting blasted by those."
___

"Lancer doesn't notice it at first :V"