The Stoopid Unikorn
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How is that one silly and comical?a bunch of people in Las Vegas being brainwashed to keep playing in casinos.
It's basically real life
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How is that one silly and comical?a bunch of people in Las Vegas being brainwashed to keep playing in casinos.
The dev team seems pretty dedicated to keeping things fresh and entertaining lol.Summer events tend to be silly and comical. Second summer event was Wacky Races somehow turned into prison escape, and last year's was a bunch of people in Las Vegas being brainwashed to keep playing in casinos.
April 1st, they do a bunch of chibi illustrations and do something with it like releasing a Pokémon GO parody app or a full-fledged Dragon Quest game where the chibi Servants are the enemies and Altera is the Dragonlord.
Yeah, they like to make their jokes really elaborated...
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Aya: "Oh dear, what happened to this one?"
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-Yes?-
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Drakkon: "A step closer to craft them on our own"
"Hit, but was it as devastating as it was before?"-attacking Frisk while they're distracted-
-it wasn't a red attack, so no, it didn't take a life-"Hit, but was it as devastating as it was before?"
damn it...
Forgetting about something?
"At that moment, thundrrbolts powered by negative emotion magic struck Ingrid from above."
Hello, Archer of Red. Still upset over how I treated your pet? "Smirk"
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"Though some Rudinn Rangers managed to nearly pin them down with throwing daggers."
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You're welcome, and you will rescue them. And you'll have backup. Here, there cell block is just a few rooms over!
then no reason to wait around. let's rescue the Emiyas.
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Star:
Atalanta: "I am, and I will make sure you commit no more crimes!" -arrows being shot at high speeds-Ingrid: -clearly in pain- "W-WHAT WAS THAT?!"
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-until Weiss summoned her knight to attack them-
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Link: "Thanks."
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Rook: "Just enjoy the food."
Sakura: "Sure! I know that my other self was a bit close to you!"Hinoka: "You'd... you'd want to?"
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Kanna: "Mama thinks I'm safer if she's able to protect me herself, so naturally, I had to learn how to fend for myself. She taught me so much~!" :3
Hinoka: "She... she was..."Sakura: "Sure! I know that my other self was a bit close to you!"
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Tamamo: "Well, I suppose there was no much option back in your world"
Ingrid: -clearly in pain- "W-WHAT WAS THAT?!"
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-until Weiss summoned her knight to attack them-
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Link: "Thanks."
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Rook: "Just enjoy the food."
"To Ingrid" A spell straight from the Butterfly Family's spell book, cast from one of the most powerful items in the universe, what else?Atalanta: "I am, and I will make sure you commit no more crimes!" -arrows being shot at high speeds-
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-And Rin used her NP on them-
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-The Emiyas are struggling, also Shirou still a wolf-
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Ran: -Eating without saying a word-
"Frisk was relieved, to say the least. And now it's her turn..."-it wasn't a red attack, so no, it didn't take a life-
Atalanta: "I am, and I will make sure you commit no more crimes!" -arrows being shot at high speeds-
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-And Rin used her NP on them-
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-The Emiyas are struggling, also Shirou still a wolf-
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Ran: -Eating without saying a word-
Ingrid: "Trying to kill me, huh? Is that your big plan to make me talk?""To Ingrid" A spell straight from the Butterfly Family's spell book, cast from one of the most powerful items in the universe, what else?
"He couldn't avoid Ata's arrow, though, and it temporarily took out one of his eyes. He was more annoyed than anything else, but it does temporarily hinder his sight through missing depth perception."
"To Atalanta" Ugh...That's a big claim. Let's see you prove it.
"Magic laser beams!"
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"Most of them were dealt with instantly"
"The few who weren't were still too injured to continue fighting, and either surrendered or fled."
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"Is sad because she's being kept in a separate cell, small enough for a pet, and well away from Iri."
(Iri...) "Wants to hug trainer"
"While the stealth team was making their way towards there, any and all mooks guarding the Emiya's cells were swiftly beaten up and knocked out by a completely different and unseen force."
(...Eh?)
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Star: "Eating the food" So good...
-2000 HP lost-"Frisk was relieved, to say the least. And now it's her turn..."
"...FIGHT!"
looks like we're doing this as a tag team. heheh.
Yeah, team has dedication. It is a grindy gacha game, but a grindy gacha game that realized that to keep a playerbase, it must allow them to have fun.The dev team seems pretty dedicated to keeping things fresh and entertaining lol.
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"She was subconsciously murmuring the names of her kids as she lay there asleep..."
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"What will these three do after having seen a bird's eye view of this ruined kingdom?"
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The lizard found one by chance. And the rest of us are in need of one...
Sakura: "I wouldn't mind if we were the same!"Hinoka: "She... she was..."
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Kanna: "None that Mama felt was safe enough after I was attacked..."
"To Ingrid" A spell straight from the Butterfly Family's spell book, cast from one of the most powerful items in the universe, what else?
"He couldn't avoid Ata's arrow, though, and it temporarily took out one of his eyes. He was more annoyed than anything else, but it does temporarily hinder his sight through missing depth perception."
"To Atalanta" Ugh...That's a big claim. Let's see you prove it.
"Magic laser beams!"
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"Most of them were dealt with instantly"
"The few who weren't were still too injured to continue fighting, and either surrendered or fled."
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"Is sad because she's being kept in a separate cell, small enough for a pet, and well away from Iri."
(Iri...) "Wants to hug trainer"
"While the stealth team was making their way towards there, any and all mooks guarding the Emiya's cells were swiftly beaten up and knocked out by a completely different and unseen force."
(...Eh?)
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Star: "Eating the food" So good...
-Atalanta was ddging, her speed amongst the best, while trying to shoot more arrows at his eyes-Ingrid: "Trying to kill me, huh? Is that your big plan to make me talk?"
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-Weiss proud of Rin-
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-O'Chunks? :V-
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Rook: -smiles-
Hinoka: "... Your smile looks just like hers..."Sakura: "I wouldn't mind if we were the same!"
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Tamamo: "Attacked?"
Sakura: "Well, I was her, sort of... While we were one, I was able to look at her memories"Hinoka: "... Your smile looks just like hers..."
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Kanna: "Long story."
Hinoka: "So... you know of... all the times I spent with her?" -which is a lot-Sakura: "Well, I was her, sort of... While we were one, I was able to look at her memories"
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Tamamo: "I don't mind hearing it"
Sakura: "Well, some are hazy memories, but I have a good idea of what your relationship was like"Hinoka: "So... you know of... all the times I spent with her?" -which is a lot-
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-she tells everything, from the Deeprealms to when Mama let her fight in her army-
-Dark Sakura was like a little sister to Hinoka-Sakura: "Well, some are hazy memories, but I have a good idea of what your relationship was like"
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Tamamo: "..." Why did she have a kid in the middle of a war?!
Sakura: "It's not like I am asking to be a replacement, but I would like it if we had something similar"-Dark Sakura was like a little sister to Hinoka-
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-dragon :V-
Hinoka: "......." -hugs her, crying a bit-Sakura: "It's not like I am asking to be a replacement, but I would like it if we had something similar"
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Tamamo: That's no justification!
Sakura: "..." -Is silent and hugs back- She must miss her so much...Hinoka: "......." -hugs her, crying a bit-
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Kanna: "...Are you alright? Did I say something bad?"
-Tamamo thinks kid is too precious?-
Ingrid: "Trying to kill me, huh? Is that your big plan to make me talk?"
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-Weiss proud of Rin-
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-O'Chunks? :V-
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Rook: -smiles-
Oh, of course not. You're just in my way, now.-Atalanta was ddging, her speed amongst the best, while trying to shoot more arrows at his eyes-
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Rin: "And there's that!" -descends, a bit tired-
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Iri: "Eh? Someone there..?"
Kiritsugu: -Unarmed-
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Lily: "I didn't knew you cooked this good..."
Wait, what?!-2000 HP lost-
I'm tired of this... -uses Asriel's SOUL has a shield for the next turn-
Makes perfect sense!Yeah, team has dedication. It is a grindy gacha game, but a grindy gacha game that realized that to keep a playerbase, it must allow them to have fun.
Unlike the majority of gacha games, low rarity units are actually functional characters of which the vast majority is viable in some way, for example.
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Aya: "Hm? Did she say Asriel?"
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Kimberly: "...Our home could be like this some day thanks to Drakkon..."
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-Of course, experimenting on Kama was forbidden, as an Evil of Humanity herself, she was more valuable than many Servants combined-
-Not like it matters now with these-
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-she was like a sister to Hinoka, and losing a sibling never fails to hit her HARD-Sakura: "..." -Is silent and hugs back- She must miss her so much...
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Tamamo: "Oh, don't worry about it!" I just can't believe how irresponsible was your mother!
-Atalanta was ddging, her speed amongst the best, while trying to shoot more arrows at his eyes-
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Rin: "And there's that!" -descends, a bit tired-
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Iri: "Eh? Someone there..?"
Kiritsugu: -Unarmed-
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Lily: "I didn't knew you cooked this good..."
-Daruk was probably freed by now, so he protect Chaldea from most of the attacks-Oh, of course not. You're just in my way, now.
"And he reflected all of them, even directing some straight towards the Champions and other nearby Servants."
"As a last ditch effort to prevent Toffee's escape, Moon called in the Huntresses and Huntsmen of Remnant and the Gokaigers for help."
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Ugh, can't you mooks do anything right?
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"A hulking figure walked forward...Then it became apparent that it was someone they knew."
...Heheh...'Tis been a long time, Chaldeans!
Ye mask-waerin' clowns have eh 'nother thing comin' if you think ye can hold meh old friends captive!
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Stat: Me neither. Where'd you learn how to xook?
You'll have to go through Azzy if you want to defeat me!Wait, what?!
N-No...I won't let Azzy die!You'll have to go through Azzy if you want to defeat me!
-and FIGHT is the only option Frisk can choose-
As if you could even do anything... -_-N-No...I won't let Azzy die!
"FIGHTS anyway. but, much like she did during her "rematch" with Undyne, she purposefully holds back all her power"
forgetting something?
my FIGHT option ain't the same as hers, if you recall.As if you could even do anything... -_-
HOW?!my FIGHT option ain't the same as hers, if you recall.
"Uses his bone attacks in patterns that deliberately dance around Asriel's SOUL to get to "Chara" instead."
fighting however I can...did ya forget how my attacks work? heheheh...HOW?!
-DETERMINATION!-
-"Chara" attacks Sans through Asriel's body-fighting however I can...did ya forget how my attacks work? heheheh...
"MISS"-"Chara" attacks Sans through Asriel's body-
None of you shall live!
I'll make sure this one is the LAST!"MISS"
good luck with that. I'be already died more times than I can count.
Oh, of course not. You're just in my way, now.
"And he reflected all of them, even directing some straight towards the Champions and other nearby Servants."
"As a last ditch effort to prevent Toffee's escape, Moon called in the Huntresses and Huntsmen of Remnant and the Gokaigers for help."
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Ugh, can't you mooks do anything right?
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"A hulking figure walked forward...Then it became apparent that it was someone they knew."
...Heheh...'Tis been a long time, Chaldeans!
Ye mask-waerin' clowns have eh 'nother thing comin' if you think ye can hold meh old friends captive!
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Stat: Me neither. Where'd you learn how to xook?
-The Gokaigers are of course, using their Ranger Keys--Daruk was probably freed by now, so he protect Chaldea from most of the attacks-
Yang: "Heh, time for a rumble, huh?"
Ruby: "Let's end this once and for all!"
-the others nodded in agreement-
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-yes, they totally can-
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Rook: "Doesn't matter."
Aya: Probably remembering them out of guilt?"She....actually did."
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"If they don't stop him..."
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"That's true..
-And she has already gone through the losses of both her brothers, unfortunately...--she was like a sister to Hinoka, and losing a sibling never fails to hit her HARD-
Hinoka: -was clinging right now- S-Sakura...
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Kanna: "Alright then." -smile-
-Daruk was probably freed by now, so he protect Chaldea from most of the attacks-
Yang: "Heh, time for a rumble, huh?"
Ruby: "Let's end this once and for all!"
-the others nodded in agreement-
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-yes, they totally can-
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Rook: "Doesn't matter."
I don't fear you. But you should fear what's to come.."Never dropped his smirk for even a second".-The Gokaigers are of course, using their Ranger Keys-
GOOOO-BUSTEEEEEER!!!
Luka: "Let's Morphin... YellowBuster!"
KYOOOORYUGEEEER!!!
Ahim: "KyoryuPink!"
TOOOOOO-QGEEEEER!!!
Don: "ToQ4Gou!"
NIIIINNINGEEEEER!!!
Joe: "AoNinger!"
ZYUUUUUOHGEEEEEER!!
Gai: "ZyuohTheWorld!"
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Rin: "Ah?"
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Illya: "You were one of those with Mr. Blumiere!"
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Lily: Rude
Thanks for the heads-up.Will be busy for the week tomorrow onwards
Aya: Probably remembering them out of guilt?
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-Motivates them to do it faster-
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-Indeed it is...-
I alwaya did give you your fair share of resets, didn't i?I'll make sure this one is the LAST!
-she keeps attacking, but Sans never gets hit once, frustrating her greatly-
Aya: "...Oh by the Heavens..."Thanks for the heads-up.
"Maybe...wait, didnt Sans say Asriel returned as part of Toffee's army ...?"
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Peridot: So what's your next move...?
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Soon, the power of these "Servants" shall be ours...
"Something bad happened..."Aya: "...Oh by the Heavens..."
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Kimberly: "Can I stay here for a bit?"
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-Willingly or not...-
Part of me tempted to summon Voyager via this but I'll hold back.
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Rin: "Ah?"
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Illya: "You were one of those with Mr. Blumiere!"
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Lily: Rude
Zelda: -light bow in hand- "We're not done yet, Toffee!"I don't fear you. But you should fear what's to come.."Never dropped his smirk for even a second".
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(Ack! My ears!)
(Who's the jerk with no indoor voice?!)
"They see giant evil shadow spirit"
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'Tis O'Chunks, alright! Let's get this fine family outta 'ere!
"Pries open the cell bars with his bare hands"
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Star: Fine then. Jeez. Moody..
Hinoka: -does so, crying a lot--And she has already gone through the losses of both her brothers, unfortunately...-
Sakura: "There, there... You can let it all go, if you need to..."
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Tamamo: I am having a word with her mother later!
RESET THIS! -Touhou-style bullet hell-I alwaya did give you your fair share of resets, didn't i?
I don't fear you. But you should fear what's to come.."Never dropped his smirk for even a second".
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(Ack! My ears!)
(Who's the jerk with no indoor voice?!)
"They see giant evil shadow spirit"
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'Tis O'Chunks, alright! Let's get this fine family outta 'ere!
"Pries open the cell bars with his bare hands"
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Star: Fine then. Jeez. Moody..
-Don runs at him wielding an axe, while Luka and Ahim provide cover fire with guns-Zelda: -light bow in hand- "We're not done yet, Toffee!"
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Weiss: "H-Huh?"
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Kanna: -is in too much pain trying to maintain two whole Servants alive to react (Illya is now dependant on Kanna's mana due to the fritz)-
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-yeah, he's definitely not the nicest, most polite guy-
Aya: Where is that creature?!"Something bad happened..."
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Peridot: Well, nobody's stopping you.
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"Not good..."
I think that's fair :V
-It lasts at least for half an hour-Hinoka: -does so, crying a lot-
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-even though she probably already had that talk?-
Zelda: -light bow in hand- "We're not done yet, Toffee!"
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Weiss: "H-Huh?"
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Kanna: -is in too much pain trying to maintain two whole Servants alive to react (Illya is now dependant on Kanna's mana due to the fritz)-
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-yeah, he's definitely not the nicest, most polite guy-
"Considering how his fight against Moon, the Code Holders, Rulers, Champions, Gokaigers and High Commission were on the receiving end of a curbstomp battle from Toffee, he could probably absorb more than half of his enemies' Souls if he was really going all out, her, but he's only after the most powerful beings around right now, or at least those of the most powerful Servants. And he's less likely to strike a deal with Chaldea if he keeps hurting and taking more of their people."-Don runs at him wielding an axe, while Luka and Ahime provide cover fire with guns-
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Rin: "Wha...?"
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Irisviel: "Thank you..."
Kiritsugu: "Why are you here?"
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-Lily tries to not groan as she eats-
"Right now it's unknown, but she received word that he was apparently fighting a few people in the depths of the base..."-
Aya: Where is that creature?!
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Kimberly: "Thank you..."
Trini: "Of course, I will too"
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-Not at all, and it's not like they're being treated nicely-
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"Avoiding it only slightly better than Chara avoided the likes of Sans & Yukari's combo attacks :V"RESET THIS! -Touhou-style bullet hell-
Aya: Shall we evaquate?"Right now it's unknown, but she received word that he was apparently fighting a few people in the depths of the base..."
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Peridot: I don't think there's much you have to thank me for on that front, but you're welcome. Would you prefer that I give you two some thinking space?
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"And they worry what Servants might get summoned to their enemy's side if their experiments are a success..."
"Where else would they go...? Their enemies would be able to track them to the Forsaken Fortress in due time, and Chaldea never reinforced that place with defense mechanisms..."Aya: Shall we evaquate?
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Kimberly: "I think I need it..."
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-What if they summoned something in the likes of a Foreigner?-
Aya: ...We maybe should get to that if we survive this."Where else would they go...? Their enemies would be able to track them to the Forsaken Fortress in due time, and Chaldea never reinforced that place with defense mechanisms..."
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Peridot: So be it. Enjoy your time on this roof. And good luck in your quest to find light again.
"Peri bids them farewell, and leaves them alone for a while"
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"A Servant with that much power on their side...And not weakened, unlike them..."
"Though it might cause a paradox there if they make it too elaborate..."Aya: ...We maybe should get to that if we survive this.
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Aya: "How you think of those two?"
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-Or if, like Kama, a Beast...-
-Don runs at him wielding an axe, while Luka and Ahime provide cover fire with guns-
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Rin: "Wha...?"
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Irisviel: "Thank you..."
Kiritsugu: "Why are you here?"
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-Lily tries to not groan as she eats-
-the light arrow still breaks through though, does it?-"Considering how his fight against Moon, the Code Holders, Rulers, Champions, Gokaigers and High Commission were on the receiving end of a curbstomp battle from Toffee, he could probably absorb more than half of his enemies' Souls if he was really going all out, her, but he's only after the most powerful beings around right now, or at least those of the most powerful Servants. And he's less likely to strike a deal with Chaldea if he keeps hurting and taking more of their people."
"So instead of trying to take their souls, he instead reflects every projectile sent his way...And he still pulls it off with minimal effort."
"Using Brutum Fulmen, Toffee cast thunderbolts both directly from the wand he's fused with, and into the air, causing them to strike from above like normal bolts of lightning seconds later. He does this en masse to try and cover his escape route."
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FOOOOOOOOOOOLS! Snatcher's the name, stealing souls is my game! Luckily for you, stealing your souls is not under my contractual obligations. For the time being. Instead, I'm here to carry out a step in a top secret plan! But first, you're having way too much success in battle, so I'm gonna step in to remind you all of how hopeless you truly are! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
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Yer friends sent out calls 'fer help long ways away, ye know! What kinda man would I be if didn' help a couple o' ole' friends in need?
"Punches a lone guard, knocking them out"
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"Star was the same as Lily."
-DANG--It lasts at least for half an hour-
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-Not with Tamamo, for sure-
-in other words, she got hit a lot? :V-"Avoiding it only slightly better than Chara avoided the likes of Sans & Yukari's combo attacks :V"
"Considering how his fight against Moon, the Code Holders, Rulers, Champions, Gokaigers and High Commission were on the receiving end of a curbstomp battle from Toffee, he could probably absorb more than half of his enemies' Souls if he was really going all out, her, but he's only after the most powerful beings around right now, or at least those of the most powerful Servants. And he's less likely to strike a deal with Chaldea if he keeps hurting and taking more of their people."
"So instead of trying to take their souls, he instead reflects every projectile sent his way...And he still pulls it off with minimal effort."
"Using Brutum Fulmen, Toffee cast thunderbolts both directly from the wand he's fused with, and into the air, causing them to strike from above like normal bolts of lightning seconds later. He does this en masse to try and cover his escape route."
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FOOOOOOOOOOOLS! Snatcher's the name, stealing souls is my game! Luckily for you, stealing your souls is not under my contractual obligations. For the time being. Instead, I'm here to carry out a step in a top secret plan! But first, you're having way too much success in battle, so I'm gonna step in to remind you all of how hopeless you truly are! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
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Yer friends sent out calls 'fer help long ways away, ye know! What kinda man would I be if didn' help a couple o' ole' friends in need?
"Punches a lone guard, knocking them out"
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"Star was the same as Lily."
-Gai charged at him using the strength and resistance of a rhinoceros thanks to the form he assumed--the light arrow still breaks through though, does it?-
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Weiss: -sighs- "Another loud one..."
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Kamui: "Thank you so much..." -looks at her daughter, worried-
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-and Ran?-
-Not like they know that, of course-"Though it might cause a paradox there if they make it too elaborate..."
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Peridot: They've got potential. At least unlike myself they started out on the right side. They were just forced into working for the wrong one.
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"Oooooooooooooooof..."
Sakura: "Better?"-DANG-
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-anyway... stone?-