Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

(Ugh! Get back here, you chicken!)

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Why fly away already, deary? Is the bat afraid of a few spiders?
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The displeasure is all mine, I assure you.

Grimlock will beat him! -Planning to jump-
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-From his back, lasers are shot, aiming at the web-
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I'm gonna make you pay for what you did to my spark!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

???: "AH! Hey, stop that, punks!"
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Mata Hari: "That way, we can look for him and assist you!"

Why? So you can defeat us, instead? Yeah right!
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Aquamarine: How can I be so sure you can help me? Who are you?

Phosphy: "We're here to take back our home!"
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Kanna: "We're a group of close friends who like to make people happy."

Sieg: We're having trouble here, but we'll try to get it solved!
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-Yep, it worked on its insides-

Jaune: Alright, just hold on!
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-he tries again-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Why? So you can defeat us, instead? Yeah right!
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Aquamarine: How can I be so sure you can help me? Who are you?

Phosphy: "We're here to take back our home!"
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Kanna: "We're a group of close friends who like to make people happy."

???: "Then you'll die!" -Pound the ground further hoping debris will fall on them-
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Jack: "Especially people who are lost!"

Kuro: "Hmmm..." -Still not trusting her-

Jaune: Alright, just hold on!
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-he tries again-

-However, then they were attacked-
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-Devastator groans in pain and tries to catch him-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Grimlock will beat him! -Planning to jump-
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-From his back, lasers are shot, aiming at the web-
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I'm gonna make you pay for what you did to my spark!

Wrong text color?

"The Ponyta watched once again."
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"Muffet fled to another part of the web in time to not get hit herself."

Tsk. Let's try this again, shall we? Ahuhuhuhu...

"Fired more strands of webs at Ratbat while several more spiders attacked him purely as a distraction."

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If you were wiser, you wouldn't have gone looking for another fight with me.

Phosphy: "We're here to take back our home!"
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Kanna: "We're a group of close friends who like to make people happy."

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???: "Then you'll die!" -Pound the ground further hoping debris will fall on them-
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Jack: "Especially people who are lost!"

Kuro: "Hmmm..." -Still not trusting her-

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Look out! "Trying to grab the debris before the fall too far and hit anyone."
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Aquamarine: Who...are you? What are you? Not all of you look quite human.

"Specter is being very cautious about what they tell this Gem as well."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Wrong text color?

"The Ponyta watched once again."
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"Muffet fled to another part of the web in time to not get hit herself."

Tsk. Let's try this again, shall we? Ahuhuhuhu...

"Fired more strands of webs at Ratbat while several more spiders attacked him purely as a distraction."

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If you were wiser, you wouldn't have gone looking for another fight with me.

Yep, fixed now lol

-And Grimlock jumped!-
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-It was getting difficult to evade both the spiders and the webbing-
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I don't think it takes long to realize he's not the brightest.

Silence, Autobot!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yep, fixed now lol

-And Grimlock jumped!-
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-It was getting difficult to evade both the spiders and the webbing-
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I don't think it takes long to realize he's not the brightest.

Silence, Autobot!

"What happens?!"
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"Muffet's intention was to catch his Spark in the magic webbing."
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You should know what you're dealing with here, Skywarp. And even if you don't, you should still be just smart enough to realize that you're outnumbered.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"What happens?!"
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"Muffet's intention was to catch his Spark in the magic webbing."
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You should know what you're dealing with here, Skywarp. And even if you don't, you should still be just smart enough to realize that you're outnumbered.

-Skywarp, well, warped-
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-His Spark would be contained in his chest, like most Cybertronians-
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Bring it on! I just need to kill you and things will be good!

-Thundercracker was going to Skywarp's location-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Skywarp, well, warped-
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-His Spark would be contained in his chest, like most Cybertronians-
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Bring it on! I just need to kill you and things will be good!

-Thundercracker was going to Skywarp's location-

"Of course he does :V"
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"Under normal circumstances, the attack could phase through the body to catch the soul directly, but since Ratbat isn't organic it doesn't work on him. Muffet was most annoyed."

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"Gaster Blasters armed, and his six guardian hands are summoned as well."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

???: "Then you'll die!" -Pound the ground further hoping debris will fall on them-
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Jack: "Especially people who are lost!"

Kuro: "Hmmm..." -Still not trusting her-

ook out! "Trying to grab the debris before the fall too far and hit anyone."
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Aquamarine: Who...are you? What are you? Not all of you look quite human.

"Specter is being very cautious about what they tell this Gem as well."

-Daruk (and probably Mash too) proteccing-
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Kanna: "You don't look very human yourself."

-However, then they were attacked-
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-Devastator groans in pain and tries to catch him-

Jaune: Of course...
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-CAUGHT-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Look out! "Trying to grab the debris before the fall too far and hit anyone."
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Aquamarine: Who...are you? What are you? Not all of you look quite human.

"Specter is being very cautious about what they tell this Gem as well."

-Daruk (and probably Mash too) proteccing-
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Kanna: "You don't look very human yourself."

-Mash trying to catch the debris before it falls on anyone-
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Bunyan: "You're a Gem, right?"

Jaune: Of course...
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-CAUGHT-

-By a black jet-
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-And tries to crush him-

"Of course he does :V"
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"Under normal circumstances, the attack could phase through the body to catch the soul directly, but since Ratbat isn't organic it doesn't work on him. Muffet was most annoyed."

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"Gaster Blasters armed, and his six guardian hands are summoned as well."

-Grimlock fell- :V
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-Ratbat got close enough to try to bite her-
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You're better warping off now.

Else you'll give us no choice.

You...!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Daruk (and probably Mash too) proteccing-
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Kanna: "You don't look very human yourself."

-Mash trying to catch the debris before it falls on anyone-
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Bunyan: "You're a Gem, right?"

"Steven as well."

"Star joined the fight and is ready to cast some magic!"

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Aquamarine: You know that I'm a Gem?

Specter: I think that answers the question.

-Grimlock fell- :V
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-Ratbat got close enough to try to bite her-
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You're better warping off now.

Else you'll give us no choice.

You...!

"Toriel joins the battle!"

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"Her many spiders tried to guard her from it and take the blow."
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You can see I've been quite busy. All of us have, actually.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Toriel joins the battle!"

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"Her many spiders tried to guard her from it and take the blow."
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You can see I've been quite busy. All of us have, actually.

-Goat Mom uses fire?-
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Ratbat: Annoying pests.
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-Then Thundercracker landed!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Goat Mom uses fire?-
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Ratbat: Annoying pests.
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-Then Thundercracker landed!-

"GOAT MOM USES FIRE!"
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"Muffet then tried to trap Ratbat himself along some strands of webbing."

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Ah, another one, hmm? An unfortunate setback, but nothing we can't handle.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"GOAT MOM USES FIRE!"
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"Muffet then tried to trap Ratbat himself along some strands of webbing."

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Ah, another one, hmm? An unfortunate setback, but nothing we can't handle.

-Evasion!-
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-He tried cutting them off-
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Skywarp, what are you doing?

I found that damned sack of bones and I'm going to make him pay!

This is reckless and you know that.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Mash trying to catch the debris before it falls on anyone-
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Bunyan: "You're a Gem, right?"

"Steven as well."

"Star joined the fight and is ready to cast some magic!"

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Aquamarine: You know that I'm a Gem?

Specter: I think that answers the question.

Daruk: "Great job, everyone!"

Phosphora: -shooting arrows with a bow-
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Kanna: -leaps up, using wings to reach the same height as the Gem- "Don't worry. We're here to help."

-By a black jet-
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-And tries to crush him-

Jaune: A what?
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Deadpool: -squeezed like a tube of toothpaste-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Evasion!-
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-He tried cutting them off-
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Skywarp, what are you doing?

I found that damned sack of bones and I'm going to make him pay!

This is reckless and you know that.

"Toriel remained undeterred."
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"He succeeds."

"But while he was distracted Muffet poured a magic purple substance on him from her teapots."
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"More than prepared for battle."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Steven as well."

"Star joined the fight and is ready to cast some magic!"

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Aquamarine: You know that I'm a Gem?

Specter: I think that answers the question.

Daruk: "Great job, everyone!"

Phosphora: -shooting arrows with a bow-
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Kanna: -leaps up, using wings to reach the same height as the Gem- "Don't worry. We're here to help."

-Alphys took control of Blitzwing and made him attack-

???: "What are you doing?!"

Blitzwing: "They changed my circuitry and are making me do this!"
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Abigail: "Of course!" -Hovers- "I you allow us to"

Illya: -Also off the ground- "What you say?"

Jaune: A what?
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Deadpool: -squeezed like a tube of toothpaste-

-Another Decepticon!-
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-Devastator is laughing-

"Toriel remained undeterred."
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"He succeeds."

"But while he was distracted Muffet poured a magic purple substance on him from her teapots."
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"More than prepared for battle."

-Then it was when he landed-
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Ratbat: "What is that...?"
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That guy has to die and I'll make sure to make it!
You have to be kidding me, they're outnumbering us, fool!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Then it was when he landed-
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Ratbat: "What is that...?"
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That guy has to die and I'll make sure to make it!
You have to be kidding me, they're outnumbering us, fool!

You're really overestimating your power, now. "Said to Skywarp"
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"His Spark is now connected to a far stronger and magically-empowered purple cobweb."

"He can now only move along or to different strands of this same purple web, until he can free himself. And several spiders are charging at him..."

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"Gaster Blaster ready to fire!"

Daruk: "Great job, everyone!"

Phosphora: -shooting arrows with a bow-
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Kanna: -leaps up, using wings to reach the same height as the Gem- "Don't worry. We're here to help."

-Alphys took control of Blitzwing and made him attack-

???: "What are you doing?!"

Blitzwing: "They changed my circuitry and are making me do this!"
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Abigail: "Of course!" -Hovers- "I you allow us to"

Illya: -Also off the ground- "What you say?"

This is so awesome!

Focus on the fight, hon!

Oh, right! "Makes Blitzwing punch the yet unnamed Decepticon."
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Specter: Careful...

Aquamarine: You really want to help me find my Dad?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Alphys took control of Blitzwing and made him attack-

???: "What are you doing?!"

Blitzwing: "They changed my circuitry and are making me do this!"
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Abigail: "Of course!" -Hovers- "I you allow us to"

Illya: -Also off the ground- "What you say?"

This is so awesome!

Focus on the fight, hon!

Oh, right! "Makes Blitzwing punch the yet unnamed Decepticon."
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Specter: Careful...

Aquamarine: You really want to help me find my Dad?

Phosphora: -mostly working on annoying the enemy-
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Kanna: "Of course."

-Another Decepticon!-
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-Devastator is laughing-

Jaune: How do we fight that?!
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-but Deadpool heals off-

 

[Digital Hazard]

You're really overestimating your power, now. "Said to Skywarp"
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"His Spark is now connected to a far stronger and magically-empowered purple cobweb."

"He can now only move along or to different strands of this same purple web, until he can free himself. And several spiders are charging at him..."

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"Gaster Blaster ready to fire!"

Ratbat: Drats, I must endure this... -He'll try to move-
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Shut up, goat!

There's only the two of us here, now let's get you out before you kill yourself!

This is so awesome!

Focus on the fight, hon!

Oh, right! "Makes Blitzwing punch the yet unnamed Decepticon."
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Specter: Careful...

Aquamarine: You really want to help me find my Dad?

Phosphora: -mostly working on annoying the enemy-
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Kanna: "Of course."

???: -Jumping off her attacks- "Hey, you pu-!" -Punched by Blitzwing!-
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Abigail: "Yes we do!"

Jaune: How do we fight that?!
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-but Deadpool heals off-

-The black jet transformed and seemed to want Gaster dead-
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-And Devastator realized it when he felt his thumb was severed-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ratbat: Drats, I must endure this... -He'll try to move-
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Shut up, goat!

There's only the two of us here, now let's get you out before you kill yourself!
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"The spiders attacked in a pattern across the strands, giving him room to avoid them."

"It got more difficult as Muffet threw at him, of all things, croissants that were hard as rocks and flew like boomerangs."

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"Rows of ten powerful fireballs flew at Skywarp."

"Reminder that just one of her fireballs was enough to send Asgore flying."

Phosphora: -mostly working on annoying the enemy-
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Kanna: "Of course."

???: -Jumping off her attacks- "Hey, you pu-!" -Punched by Blitzwing!-
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Abigail: "Yes we do!"

Star: Narwhal Blast! "Fired magical narwhals at the enemy."

"And Winter used Powder Snow to freeze the ground the enemy stood on to make it slippery."

"Mr. Fish seemed ready to attack this foe at any time, too."
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Aquamarine: ...Alright. Then I'll stay with you for now.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

???: -Jumping off her attacks- "Hey, you pu-!" -Punched by Blitzwing!-
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Abigail: "Yes we do!"

Star: Narwhal Blast! "Fired magical narwhals at the enemy."

"And Winter used Powder Snow to freeze the ground the enemy stood on to make it slippery."

"Mr. Fish seemed ready to attack this foe at any time, too."
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Aquamarine: ...Alright. Then I'll stay with you for now.

Phosphora: -smug chuckle-

-other Kid Icarus gods are shooting beams0
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Kanna: "Great~! My name's Kanna~"

-The black jet transformed and seemed to want Gaster dead-
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-And Devastator realized it when he felt his thumb was severed-

Jaune: "He seems to hate you."
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-and cut?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The spiders attacked in a pattern across the strands, giving him room to avoid them."

"It got more difficult as Muffet threw at him, of all things, croissants that were hard as rocks and flew like boomerangs."

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"Rows of ten powerful fireballs flew at Skywarp."

"Reminder that just one of her fireballs was enough to send Asgore flying."

Ratbat: "How do you weaponize organic food?"
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-Nevertheless to say, the Seeker got quite the damage-

-He screamed-

Jaune: "He seems to hate you."
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-and cut?-

-Aaand Toriel just dealt quite the hit on him-
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-Eeyup-

Star: Narwhal Blast! "Fired magical narwhals at the enemy."

"And Winter used Powder Snow to freeze the ground the enemy stood on to make it slippery."

"Mr. Fish seemed ready to attack this foe at any time, too."
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Aquamarine: ...Alright. Then I'll stay with you for now.

Phosphora: -smug chuckle-

-other Kid Icarus gods are shooting beams0
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Kanna: "Great~! My name's Kanna~"

-The little guy is almost dead now-
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-The others tell their names as well-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Phosphora: -smug chuckle-

-other Kid Icarus gods are shooting beams0
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Kanna: "Great~! My name's Kanna~"

-The little guy is almost dead now-
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-The others tell their names as well-

"Marco even had enough power to kick him down."

"Kid's got just enough strength and precision to knock down monsters twice his size, so why not? "

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"How many of those who stayed went into the forest to find Aquamarine? All of them?"

Jaune: "He seems to hate you."
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-and cut?-

-Aaand Toriel just dealt quite the hit on him-
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-Eeyup-

I have but myself to blame having dealt with him previously.

"Angry and DETERMINED Goat Mom right now."

Ratbat: "How do you weaponize organic food?"
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-Nevertheless to say, the Seeker got quite the damage-

-He screamed-

Through this simple little power called magic, dearie! Well, that, and by using leftover burnt stale pastries. Oh! I just remembered! I haven't even introduced you to my pet! How rude of me. He's usually on a strict no-metal diet, but I think I'll make an exception for this special occasion!
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If you actually knew what was good for you, you'd leave immediately.

"She threw four consectutive fireballs aimed at his head, next."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Aaand Toriel just dealt quite the hit on him-
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-Eeyup-

I have but myself to blame having dealt with him previously.

"Angry and DETERMINED Goat Mom right now."

Jaune: "Well, I'll... try to be useful."
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Deadpool: "One finger at a time, you will fall down!"

-The little guy is almost dead now-
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-The others tell their names as well-

"Marco even had enough power to kick him down."

"Kid's got just enough strength and precision to knock down monsters twice his size, so why not? "

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"How many of those who stayed went into the forest to find Aquamarine? All of them?"

-because it's made of METAL, maybe?-

Pit: -flying with Palutena's Power of Flight, dealing a blow with the Upperdash Arm-
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-all of them-

-united, they stay -

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Marco even had enough power to kick him down."

"Kid's got just enough strength and precision to knock down monsters twice his size, so why not? "

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"How many of those who stayed went into the forest to find Aquamarine? All of them?"

-because it's made of METAL, maybe?-

Pit: -flying with Palutena's Power of Flight, dealing a blow with the Upperdash Arm-
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-all of them-

-united, they stay -

-To be fair, it's a human-sized Con-

???: "Hey, isn't this too much?!"

Blitzwing: "At least you aren't being put under the control of another to be killed later by either party!"
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-Indeed, but Kuro remains the most observant of them all, untrusting of the Gem-

Through this simple little power called magic, dearie! Well, that, and by using leftover burnt stale pastries. Oh! I just remembered! I haven't even introduced you to my pet! How rude of me. He's usually on a strict no-metal diet, but I think I'll make an exception for this special occasion!
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If you actually knew what was good for you, you'd leave immediately.

"She threw four consectutive fireballs aimed at his head, next."

Ratbat: "Even if you were to put me offline, you won't be able to beat my superiors, much less Megatron"
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-He warped!-

Jaune: "Well, I'll... try to be useful."
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Deadpool: "One finger at a time, you will fall down!"

-Good thing they didn't think he would be enough if a threat to take off his sword and shield-
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-He tried then to squash him in a clap-

-But Wade was smart enough to jump off once he loose the grip on him?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-because it's made of METAL, maybe?-

Pit: -flying with Palutena's Power of Flight, dealing a blow with the Upperdash Arm-
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-all of them-

-united, they stay -

-To be fair, it's a human-sized Con-

???: "Hey, isn't this too much?!"

Blitzwing: "At least you aren't being put under the control of another to be killed later by either party!"
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-Indeed, but Kuro remains the most observant of them all, untrusting of the Gem-

"Yeah, if it were any normal-sized Decepticon, there's no way Marco could've knocked it done. :LP"

You weren't showing us any mercy, were you now? What's your name, anyway?

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"The Aquamarine was smiling pleasantly after learning all of their names."

Aquamarine: I'm glad you've found me. Maybe you really can help.

Ratbat: "Even if you were to put me offline, you won't be able to beat my superiors, much less Megatron"
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-He warped!-

It was never my intention to stop your leader myself. Let's just focus on you for now, shall we? Now, I think it's time for my pet's breakfast!

"A creature larger than Ratbat appears, looking some bizarre fusion of a muffin and a spider. It's big enough that it could devour him whole."

Spoiler

"Basically this but without the heart."

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(We have to do something to keep him from warping so much...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

It was never my intention to stop your leader myself. Let's just focus on you for now, shall we? Now, I think it's time for my pet's breakfast!

"A creature larger than Ratbat appears, looking some bizarre fusion of a muffin and a spider. It's big enough that it could devour him whole."

Spoiler

"Basically this but without the heart."

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(We have to do something to keep him from warping so much...)

Ratbat: "What is that creature...?"
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-Indeed, but what?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ratbat: "What is that creature...?"
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-Indeed, but what?-

My precious pet, of course!

"Muffet's pet is now chasing Ratbat along the webbing, trying to chomp on him."

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(It's been a while since I've used this power...Let's hope I'm not rusty.)

"Supernatural Power AKA telekinesis is used to throw Skywarp against a wall."

 

[Digital Hazard]

My precious pet, of course!

"Muffet's pet is now chasing Ratbat along the webbing, trying to chomp on him."

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(It's been a while since I've used this power...Let's hope I'm not rusty.)

"Supernatural Power AKA telekinesis is used to throw Skywarp against a wall."

-Ratbat is trying to fly to evade it-
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ACK! You stupid little...!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Ratbat is trying to fly to evade it-
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ACK! You stupid little...!

"More spiders charge at him from the opposite direction of the path the muffin spider is taking, trying to get in Ratbat's way."

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"He then threw him towards the ceiling, directly in the direction of two Gaster Blasters primed and ready to fire."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"More spiders charge at him from the opposite direction of the path the muffin spider is taking, trying to get in Ratbat's way."

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"He then threw him towards the ceiling, directly in the direction of two Gaster Blasters primed and ready to fire."

-He either tries to evade or ignore them, his life depends on it-
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-Thundercracker shot at the blasters to avert their attention on him-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-He either tries to evade or ignore them, his life depends on it-
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-Thundercracker shot at the blasters to avert their attention on him-

"He's surely quick enough to avoid them, and Muffet's pet is eventually recalled when he tires out."

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"They tired at Thundercracker instead."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"He's surely quick enough to avoid them, and Muffet's pet is eventually recalled when he tires out."

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"They tired at Thundercracker instead."

-He shot a few lasers to the webbing rather than at Muffet-
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-He turned to jet mode and flought at sonic speeds-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-He shot a few lasers to the webbing rather than at Muffet-
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-He turned to jet mode and flought at sonic speeds-

"It's not destroyed yet, but it is weakened."

"MORE SPIDERS AND CROISSANTS"

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"The Ponyta tried to land an Ember on him."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"It's not destroyed yet, but it is weakened."

"MORE SPIDERS AND CROISSANTS"

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"The Ponyta tried to land an Ember on him."

-He tries to attack while avoiding the croissants especially-
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-Too high in the air-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-He tries to attack while avoiding the croissants especially-
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-Too high in the air-

"Muffet is hit!"

"Her spiders are angry!"

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"Gaster tried to throw Thundercracker down to the ground with his telekinesis instead."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Muffet is hit!"

"Her spiders are angry!"

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"Gaster tried to throw Thundercracker down to the ground with his telekinesis instead."

Ratbat: "Scrap..."
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-He managed to!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ratbat: "Scrap..."
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-He managed to!-

"They attacking in row of three, now."

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"Circle of Gaster Blasters, appearing one after the other, and firing one and after the other, too."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They attacking in row of three, now."

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"Circle of Gaster Blasters, appearing one after the other, and firing one and after the other, too."

Ratbat: "Get off me...!"
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-WHOA-

-Skywarp keeps warping while Thundercracker can only evade, he's not here to fight, just to make the former see they can't win right now-