Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

-The six Decepticons start to shoot from the blasters in their hands!-
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-Sure on that lol-
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-Iri's daughters would be hugging her if they weren't all in Beach City-

"The armor is surprisingly resistant"

AH, YOU SEE? OUR ARMOR IS MORE THAN ABOVE AVERAGE!

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"It's up to you on the Buzzwole's fate, I'd say"
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"Nope, they're safe from the Decepticons."

"Despite being water-types, some protection from a Shielder allowed Moana and Mr. Fish managed to narrowly withstand the electrocution, and Greg was able to avoid it on his own. Patxi's still unconscious, and so is Winter."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The armor is surprisingly resistant"

AH, YOU SEE? OUR ARMOR IS MORE THAN ABOVE AVERAGE!

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"It's up to you on the Buzzwole's fate, I'd say"
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"Nope, they're safe from the Decepticons."

"Despite being water-types, some protection from a Shielder allowed Moana and Mr. Fish managed to narrowly withstand the electrocution, and Greg was able to avoid it on his own. Patxi's still unconscious, and so is Winter."

Bulldozer Robot: "Then we'll just have to tear it apart"
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-Will think about it...-

-On the while, Margaretha is content to see their happiness-
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-Marie was holding Patxi with what little strength she had-

-Weiss sees the unconscious Winter- The Stoopid Unikorn

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bulldozer Robot: "Then we'll just have to tear it apart"
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-Will think about it...-

-On the while, Margaretha is content to see their happiness-
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-Marie was holding Patxi with what little strength she had-

-Weiss sees the unconscious Winter- The Stoopid Unikorn

NOT SO EASY, EITHER! THIS ARMOR HAS RECEIVED CONSTANT UPGRADES TO WITHSTAND 90% OF ALL PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN FORCES THAT COULD OTHERWISE DAMAGE IT! I TOLD YOU, WE ARE HERE TO SERVE, AND WE WOULD BE A MOST VALUABLE ASSET TO YOU!

"Several cells have been opened as the monsters quietly guide the prisoners away..."
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"Specter is as well"
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"He'll be fine, but he's still down for the count...No one could have anticipated that attack. The little guy's tough, but that was too much for him..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

NOT SO EASY, EITHER! THIS ARMOR HAS RECEIVED CONSTANT UPGRADES TO WITHSTAND 90% OF ALL PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN FORCES THAT COULD OTHERWISE DAMAGE IT! I TOLD YOU, WE ARE HERE TO SERVE, AND WE WOULD BE A MOST VALUABLE ASSET TO YOU!

"Several cells have been opened as the monsters quietly guide the prisoners away..."
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"Specter is as well"
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"He'll be fine, but he's still down for the count...No one could have anticipated that attack. The little guy's tough, but that was too much for him..."

Bulldozer Robot: "I'll test it myself" -shoot beamu!-
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da Vinci: "Who is the most beautiful girls in the world~?"

Eleonora: "Us?"

da Vinci: "Good answer~!"
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Marie: "Patxi..." -Petting him, the other Riders also worrying-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Drat. I was afraid they'd be able to take on you all, too...Well, at least now that they're here, perhaps we can finally form a plan to defeat these Decepticons...

"Nearby, Jaune also spotted this creature toting a mine cart around"

Jaune: "Yeah..." Is that a flaming horse? That's so cool!

Blitzwing: "Eh?! What else you want me to say?!"
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Bunyan: "We can be best friends forever!"

We'll find him, too. We'll find all of them...

If you really have nothing else important to share, then we're all good. But if you're holding out and it gets us in trouble, I promise you we'll get out of it, and you won't like what happens after that.
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(Friend...Trainer...Paul Bunyan!)

Yang: -cracks her knuckles- "If he lives through it."
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Kanna: "This is so cute~!"

-They make him cut a woodened log-
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-I meant laugh at that lol-

-The spy is flying and keeps shooting-

-which was nothing to him-
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-Deadpool is actually trying to dodge the shots-

-Weiss sees the unconscious Winter- The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn

Weiss: "Winter!" -picks her up-

 

[Digital Hazard]

We'll find him, too. We'll find all of them...

If you really have nothing else important to share, then we're all good. But if you're holding out and it gets us in trouble, I promise you we'll get out of it, and you won't like what happens after that.
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(Friend...Trainer...Paul Bunyan!)

Yang: -cracks her knuckles- "If he lives through it."
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Kanna: "This is so cute~!"

Blitzwing: "I really hate all of you"

-Let's say Phosphora also altered his circuitry to make him immobile-
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Bunyan: "I'll tkae care of you every day~!"

-which was nothing to him-
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-Deadpool is actually trying to dodge the shots-

-But still a proof that their technology is working on him-
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-He can distinguish a bird-like shadow in the dark doing the shots-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bulldozer Robot: "I'll test it myself" -shoot beamu!-
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da Vinci: "Who is the most beautiful girls in the world~?"

Eleonora: "Us?"

da Vinci: "Good answer~!"
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Marie: "Patxi..." -Petting him, the other Riders also worrying-

"The armor is still fine, so far"
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"They can also just increase their egos together, apparently :V"
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"It was nothing fatal, but it's natural to be worried until he wakes up, and even then, the fact that all of them were taken out by the attack, not just Patxi, makes this entire situation all the less hopeful..."

Yang: -cracks her knuckles- "If he lives through it."
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Kanna: "This is so cute~!"

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Blitzwing: "I really hate all of you"

-Let's say Phosphora also altered his circuitry to make him immobile-
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Bunyan: "I'll tkae care of you every day~!"
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You're lucky we didn't just take you out like we did with the others.

When you mess with our people, you don't get away with it!
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"The Phantump was visibly very happy about this!"

Jaune: "Yeah..." Is that a flaming horse? That's so cool!

Weiss: "Winter!" -picks her up-

We just need the means to communicate with the others...Hm? Has something caught your attention?

Ponyta!

Oh! Of course, we found this fiery horse wandering the mines sometime ago. I regret to say it's been enslaved by the Decepticons as well, but it was so weak when we found it that it surely would have perished had we not nursed it back to health...We had to do something. I was not about to let the poor thing starve to death.

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"She's breathing, so she's okay. But the electrocution was still severe, so she'll remain unconscious for a while..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The armor is still fine, so far"
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"They can also just increase their egos together, apparently :V"
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"It was nothing fatal, but it's natural to be worried until he wakes up, and even then, the fact that all of them were taken out by the attack, not just Patxi, makes this entire situation all the less hopeful..."

Crane Robot: "What...?"
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Eleonora: "Of course, I am a genius~! Just like you!"

da Vinci: "Omnipotent geniuses!"
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Marie: "We'll survive this... I hope..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Crane Robot: "What...?"
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Eleonora: "Of course, I am a genius~! Just like you!"

da Vinci: "Omnipotent geniuses!"
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Marie: "We'll survive this... I hope..."

DO YOU BELIEVE US NOW?

"Prisoners have been led away!"
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Specter: (They're quite happier together now that it's official.)
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"Still unconscious..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

DO YOU BELIEVE US NOW?

"Prisoners have been led away!"
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Specter: (They're quite happier together now that it's official.)
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"Still unconscious..."

Front-Loader Robot: "Yes, except for one detail..." -Shoots towards the prisoners- "Do you take us for fools"

Crane Robot: "I mean, Bonecrusher here is"

Bulldozer Robot: "Shut it!"
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Mata Hari: The child deserved happiness after all the stress she went through.
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-She hugs him a bit tight-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Front-Loader Robot: "Yes, except for one detail..." -Shoots towards the prisoners- "Do you take us for fools"

Crane Robot: "I mean, Bonecrusher here is"

Bulldozer Robot: "Shut it!"
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Mata Hari: The child deserved happiness after all the stress she went through.
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-She hugs him a bit tight-

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES, I DO! YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE A FAKE ROBOT ARMY WHEN YOU SEE IT!

"One of the Mettaton replicas falls apart to reveal a bomb."

THAT ROBOT'S A BOMB!

"The same thing happens to another replica...and another after that...and another after that...the whole army was a massive decoy filled with mighty explosives."
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"She really does."
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"He'd appreciate it greatly if he were awake."

 

[Digital Hazard]

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES, I DO! YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE A FAKE ROBOT ARMY WHEN YOU SEE IT!

"One of the Mettaton replicas falls apart to reveal a bomb."

THAT ROBOT'S A BOMB!

"The same thing happens to another replica...and another after that...and another after that...the whole army was a massive decoy filled with mighty explosives."
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"She really does."
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"He'd appreciate it greatly if he were awake."

Bulldozer Robot: "Oh shoot, a trap!"
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-Having to handle all of Chaldea for a while...-
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-When shall he wake up?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bulldozer Robot: "Oh shoot, a trap!"
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-Having to handle all of Chaldea for a while...-
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-When shall he wake up?-

THIS ENTIRE ARMY'S A BOMB! AND THEY COULD BLOW THIS PLACE AND ALL OF YOU SKY HIGH!
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"During the war with all those powerful, genocidal maniacs..."
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"After a little while longer."

"Do any of the Riders think Patxi should've stayed behind after seeing this?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

THIS ENTIRE ARMY'S A BOMB! AND THEY COULD BLOW THIS PLACE AND ALL OF YOU SKY HIGH!
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"During the war with all those powerful, genocidal maniacs..."
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"After a little while longer."

"Do any of the Riders think Patxi should've stayed behind after seeing this?"

-The six robots stare at each other-

Front-Loader Robot: "Heheheh, I like your attitude, shame for you that won't be enough to beat us..."
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-Yeah, the kid deserves love and a mother now-
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-They all do, actually-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The six robots stare at each other-

Front-Loader Robot: "Heheheh, I like your attitude, shame for you that won't be enough to beat us..."
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-Yeah, the kid deserves love and a mother now-
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-They all do, actually-

THAT WAS NEVER THE PLAN, DARLING!

"The bombs explode...into fireworks and a very thick layer of smoke, covering for the prisoners and their rescuers to escape safely!"

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"The others can handle the next battle with the Decepticons right now, while they rest and spend time together!"
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"He wants to fight, he's learned to fight...but was this even a battle he could fight to begin with?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

THAT WAS NEVER THE PLAN, DARLING!

"The bombs explode...into fireworks and a very thick layer of smoke, covering for the prisoners and their rescuers to escape safely!"

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"The others can handle the next battle with the Decepticons right now, while they rest and spend time together!"
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"He wants to fight, he's learned to fight...but was this even a battle he could fight to begin with?"

-The robots transform into their vehicle forms-
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-Yeah, not like they would need them, right?-
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-They should have considered it...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The robots transform into their vehicle forms-
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-Yeah, not like they would need them, right?-
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-They should have considered it...-

"Mettaton starts retracts his wheel and starts flying!"
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"Definitely not!"
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"Giant robots that took down Merlin...How could Patxi fight them, they wonder?"

"Patxi would've wanted to come anyway, but they won't know that until he wakes up."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Mettaton starts retracts his wheel and starts flying!"
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"Definitely not!"
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"Giant robots that took down Merlin...How could Patxi fight them, they wonder?"

"Patxi would've wanted to come anyway, but they won't know that until he wakes up."

-They intend to run over anyone else-
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-Especially Mata Hari-
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-YEah, probably something like that for all Pokémon, when they think of it-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They intend to run over anyone else-
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-Especially Mata Hari-
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-YEah, probably something like that for all Pokémon, when they think of it-

WHERE DO YOU VILLAINS THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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"Lol"
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"Maybe not all of them..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

WHERE DO YOU VILLAINS THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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"Lol"
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"Maybe not all of them..."

Dumpster Truck Robot: "Crush you, punk!"
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Abigail: "Mr. Specter!"
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-It's a good thing the Froakies remained with Jack at least-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Dumpster Truck Robot: "Crush you, punk!"
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Abigail: "Mr. Specter!"
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-It's a good thing the Froakies remained with Jack at least-

THAT'S A SHAME, BECAUSE THIS STAR WILL NEVER FADE!

"He fires more bullets and booms in their direction"

"Was Lusamine among the freed prisoners?"
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Specter: Greetings, Abigail.
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"Yeah..."

"Patxi was coming to, albeit, slowly..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

THAT'S A SHAME, BECAUSE THIS STAR WILL NEVER FADE!

"He fires more bullets and booms in their direction"

"Was Lusamine among the freed prisoners?"
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Specter: Greetings, Abigail.
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"Yeah..."

"Patxi was coming to, albeit, slowly..."

-They drive evading blasts-

-Nope. Lusamine was in Shockwave's laboratory-
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Abigail: "Was looking for you!"
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Marie: "Hm?" -Noticed-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They drive evading blasts-

-Nope. Lusamine was in Shockwave's laboratory-
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Abigail: "Was looking for you!"
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Marie: "Hm?" -Noticed-

YOU CAN STOP ME!

"They'll simply have to rescue her later, then."
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Specter: Well then, look no further than where I stand now.
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"Opening his eyes..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

YOU CAN STOP ME!

"They'll simply have to rescue her later, then."
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Specter: Well then, look no further than where I stand now.
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"Opening his eyes..."

-They driving towards him!-

-Indeed-
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Abigail: "Come here then!"
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-He sees the very worried faces of Riders-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They driving towards him!-

-Indeed-
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Abigail: "Come here then!"
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-He sees the very worried faces of Riders-

"Rockets out of the way!"
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"He follows."
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(Ugh...What...What happened...?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Rockets out of the way!"
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"He follows."
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(Ugh...What...What happened...?)

-The crane robot is hit!-
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-She has a spooky book in hand-
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Marie: "Patxi..."

Medusa: "A trap happened..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The crane robot is hit!-
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-She has a spooky book in hand-
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Marie: "Patxi..."

Medusa: "A trap happened..."

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
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Specter: What is this book?
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(A trap? Of course...All I can remember is feeling a bad jolt of electricity..then everything went dark...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
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Specter: What is this book?
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(A trap? Of course...All I can remember is feeling a bad jolt of electricity..then everything went dark...)

-Then they group and... Their size is increasing?-
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Abigail: "Some scary stories!"
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Medusa: "It was worse than just a jolt..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Then they group and... Their size is increasing?-
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Abigail: "Some scary stories!"
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Medusa: "It was worse than just a jolt..."

WHAT? OH, IT SEEMS YOU DO HAVE SOME TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVES.
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Specter: Ah, so you wish to read and share them.
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(Where are we now..?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

WHAT? OH, IT SEEMS YOU DO HAVE SOME TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVES.
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Specter: Ah, so you wish to read and share them.
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(Where are we now..?)

-They appear to be reassembling parts... With each other-
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Abigail: "Yes!"
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Marie: "What should be home..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They appear to be reassembling parts... With each other-
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Abigail: "Yes!"
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Marie: "What should be home..."

AH, A COMBINING MECH!

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Specter: Then shall we begin reading it?
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(...They took over our home...They've taken over everything here...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

AH, A COMBINING MECH!

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Specter: Then shall we begin reading it?
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(...They took over our home...They've taken over everything here...)

-And they turned into... This-

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Abigail: "Yes, I hope you enjoy~!"
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Medusa: "And they trapped us here..."-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Blitzwing: "I really hate all of you"

-Let's say Phosphora also altered his circuitry to make him immobile-
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Bunyan: "I'll tkae care of you every day~!"

You're lucky we didn't just take you out like we did with the others.

When you mess with our people, you don't get away with it!
___

"The Phantump was visibly very happy about this!"

Phosphy: "I bet I could remote control it." :V
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-awwwww-

-But still a proof that their technology is working on him-
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-He can distinguish a bird-like shadow in the dark doing the shots-

-indeed it is-
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Deadpool: "... Bird is the word?"

We just need the means to communicate with the others...Hm? Has something caught your attention?

Ponyta!

Oh! Of course, we found this fiery horse wandering the mines sometime ago. I regret to say it's been enslaved by the Decepticons as well, but it was so weak when we found it that it surely would have perished had we not nursed it back to health...We had to do something. I was not about to let the poor thing starve to death.

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"She's breathing, so she's okay. But the electrocution was still severe, so she'll remain unconscious for a while..."

Jaune: "That's really kind of you."
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-she pets her-

 

[Digital Hazard]

You're lucky we didn't just take you out like we did with the others.

When you mess with our people, you don't get away with it!
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"The Phantump was visibly very happy about this!"

Phosphy: "I bet I could remote control it." :V
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-awwwww-

Blitzwing: "Oh, you must be kidding me!"
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Bunyan: "I hope that it likes pancakes"

-indeed it is-
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Deadpool: "... Bird is the word?"

-His thoughts?-
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-Not amused, it shot at him-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And they turned into... This-

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Abigail: "Yes, I hope you enjoy~!"
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Medusa: "And they trapped us here..."-

HMM, NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I CAN TAKE YOU ON ALL BY MYSELF.
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Specter: It's been a while since I've had a good read. Or heard a good story.
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(All of us...?)

Phosphy: "I bet I could remote control it." :V
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-awwwww-

Blitzwing: "Oh, you must be kidding me!"
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Bunyan: "I hope that it likes pancakes"
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Give it a shot!

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"Only one way to find out!"

Jaune: "That's really kind of you."
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-she pets her-

I could never allow an innocent being to die on my watch, especially young ones...
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"She'll wake up eventually, but for now, it seems like the electrocution did a number on her, too..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

HMM, NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I CAN TAKE YOU ON ALL BY MYSELF.
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Specter: It's been a while since I've had a good read. Or heard a good story.
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(All of us...?)

We. Are. DEVASTATOR!!!
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Abigail: "I thought you'd enjoy this kind of this!"
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Medusa: "... Wait, where's Phosphora?"

Boudica: "Mr. Fish..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Blitzwing: "Oh, you must be kidding me!"
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Bunyan: "I hope that it likes pancakes"

Give it a shot!

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"Only one way to find out!"

Phosphora: "I need a remote."
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-YES-

-His thoughts?-
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-Not amused, it shot at him-

Link: "This is so wrong..."
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Deadpool: "Not a big Marvel fan, huh? Or is it Fox that you hate? I'd get the latter one."

I could never allow an innocent being to die on my watch, especially young ones...
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"She'll wake up eventually, but for now, it seems like the electrocution did a number on her, too..."

Jaune: "Likewise."
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-Weiss is sad...-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Give it a shot!

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"Only one way to find out!"

Phosphora: "I need a remote."
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-YES-

Frankenstein: "... I have none"

Blitzwing: -Robot sigh of relief-
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-They go and make pancakes!-

Link: "This is so wrong..."
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Deadpool: "Not a big Marvel fan, huh? Or is it Fox that you hate? I'd get the latter one."

Bombshell: "Oh, but for us it's so right"
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???: "Your quips won't change your doom!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

We. Are. DEVASTATOR!!!
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Abigail: "I thought you'd enjoy this kind of this!"
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Medusa: "... Wait, where's Phosphora?"

Boudica: "Mr. Fish..."

AND I AM A STAR WHO NEEDS TO BE ALIVE FOR HIS AUDIENCE!

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"He most likely will "
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(You haven't seen them? If they weren't captured...Maybe they're still free! And trying to free us!)

Frankenstein: "... I have none"

Blitzwing: -Robot sigh of relief-
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-They go and make pancakes!-

Phosphora: "I need a remote."
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-YES-

Alphys, hon, do you have any remotes?

Oh! I might have a spare...Not like it's of any use to me right now anyway.

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"The Phantump wondering what they're up to and what pancakes are."

Jaune: "Likewise."
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-Weiss is sad...-

By that statement alone, I can already tell you have a golden heart yourself.

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"She's starting to move around a bit, now..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

AND I AM A STAR WHO NEEDS TO BE ALIVE FOR HIS AUDIENCE!

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"He most likely will "
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(You haven't seen them? If they weren't captured...Maybe they're still free! And trying to free us!)

-The Combiner's large hand attempts to crush him-
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-She wants to bond with him further-
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Medusa: "You're right... And Phosphora is too strong to be just defeated by machines"