Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Abigail: I wonder why she hasn't contracted with me and my other sister...
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Cleo: "That guy got hit in the head by a coconut!"

-then again, Illya has a skill that gives her infinite mana-

-so her contract with Kanna literally does nothing to the dragon :V-
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Pan: "How silly!" :laugh"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-then again, Illya has a skill that gives her infinite mana-

-so her contract with Kanna literally does nothing to the dragon :V-
---
Pan: "How silly!" :laugh"

-The dragon doesn't even notices how little mana she provides the Caster with- :V
---
-Some time later-

Dusa: "Now they hit his head with two coconuts!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The dragon doesn't even notices how little mana she provides the Caster with- :V
---
-Some time later-

Dusa: "Now they hit his head with two coconuts!"

-only the bare minimum to maintain the Seals-

-does Illya tell?-
---
Pandora: "Wait for it..."

-third one :v-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-only the bare minimum to maintain the Seals-

-does Illya tell?-
---
Pandora: "Wait for it..."

-third one :v-

Illya: "Ah, but I shouldn't get too much from you"
---
-The four beautiful women burst laughing-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "Ah, but I shouldn't get too much from you"
---
-The four beautiful women burst laughing-

Kanna: "What do you mean?"
---
-indeed- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "What do you mean?"
---
-indeed- :V

Illya: "Remember my other passive skill?"
---
Dusa: "Bad comedy, great to not laugh with, but at" :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Palutena: "Are they the exact same powers?"
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Mipha: "R-Right..."
---
-very much so lol-

Ahim: "Gokai Change"

ZYUUUUUUUURANGEEEER!!!

-She transformed into a form that resembled Kimberly's transformed state, save for the black details in white, less edges, no cape and the addition of a skirt-

Ahim: "Does this answer the question?"

Martha: "So your world is like an alternate of theirs?"

Trini: "I believe so..."
---
Tamamo: "Besides, we're not normal people like the ones in the movie if something similar happened"
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Euryale: "Ugh, puns..."

It wouldn't be the first time people from alternate worlds crossed paths.
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Lapis: Definitely not. We can fight things like this, even if they're terrifying...So, are you gonna okay?

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you sure you can't get tried and arrested for cracking jokes people don't like in your land? aren't you worried you'll get thrown in the pungeon?

Sakura: "Is that everything she has?"

Weiss: "I wonder too..."

"It's not, but most of it isn't directly offensive and won't affect inanimate objects. Confuse Ray, for example."

Sorry about her again.
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Tamamo: "Nope, still should be practiced more often, mikon"
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Aya: "Huh, not in particular... I'm not sure if to try it now, though..."

TLink: I-It's fine, heheh!
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Star: I can do that!
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That's fair. It's your last day here, so do what ya! If you want to learn before leaving. though, I can teach you how.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kamui: "Uncanny..."
---
Mipha: "Y-You're right..."
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Link: "Punbearable, right?" :V

It wouldn't be the first time people from alternate worlds crossed paths.
___

Lapis: Definitely not. We can fight things like this, even if they're terrifying...So, are you gonna okay?

___

you sure you can't get tried and arrested for cracking jokes people don't like in your land? aren't you worried you'll get thrown in the pungeon?

Ahim: "How weird you didn't have your 15 previous teams defend you..."

Trini: "...15 what?"
---
Kiyohime: "You don't need to worry..."
---
Euryale: "You're lucky I'm a graceful goddess!"

TLink: I-It's fine, heheh!
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Star: I can do that!
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That's fair. It's your last day here, so do what ya! If you want to learn before leaving. though, I can teach you how.

Any question?
---
-Seems she has gotten through everyone so far, and only failed once!-

-Oh wait, the Medeas are left...-
---
Aya: "I-I think I pass. I don't have the best luck out there"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Any question?
---
-Seems she has gotten through everyone so far, and only failed once!-

-Oh wait, the Medeas are left...-
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Aya: "I-I think I pass. I don't have the best luck out there"

"He asks how they're doing. Assuming he didn't ask already and I forgot lol."
___

"Both of them..."
___

How many times have you been caught in waves, now?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

It wouldn't be the first time people from alternate worlds crossed paths.
___

Lapis: Definitely not. We can fight things like this, even if they're terrifying...So, are you gonna okay?

___

you sure you can't get tried and arrested for cracking jokes people don't like in your land? aren't you worried you'll get thrown in the pungeon?

Ahim: "How weird you didn't have your 15 previous teams defend you..."

Trini: "...15 what?"
---
Kiyohime: "You don't need to worry..."
---
Euryale: "You're lucky I'm a graceful goddess!"

Palutena: "How different is that world...?"
---
Mipha: "A-Alright..."

Urbosa: To think she can take down Guardians on her own...
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Link: "Heh. Good one."

Illya: "Remember my other passive skill?"
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Dusa: "Bad comedy, great to not laugh with, but at" :V

Kanna: "... Not really..."
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Pan: "Pretty sure that was the point."

"It's not, but most of it isn't directly offensive and won't affect inanimate objects. Confuse Ray, for example."

Weiss: "Let me see if there's a way for me to find out."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"He asks how they're doing. Assuming he didn't ask already and I forgot lol."
___

"Both of them..."
___

How many times have you been caught in waves, now?

Us? Huh, we've been doing quite good~
---
-For sure...-
---
Aya: "Like, 5 or something?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "... Not really..."
---
Pan: "Pretty sure that was the point."


Weiss: "Let me see if there's a way for me to find out."

"It's not, but most of it isn't directly offensive and won't affect inanimate objects. Confuse Ray, for example."

Illya: "I can technically sustain myself on my own..."
---
Cleo: "Poor saps not knowing how they ended at" :C
---
Sakura: "Okay then~!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ahim: "How weird you didn't have your 15 previous teams defend you..."

Trini: "...15 what?"
---
Kiyohime: "You don't need to worry..."
---
Euryale: "You're lucky I'm a graceful goddess!"

Palutena: "How different is that world...?"
---
Mipha: "A-Alright..."

Urbosa: To think she can take down Guardians on her own...
---
Link: "Heh. Good one."

15 teams?
___

"She's almost like a Cowardly Lion in this instance"
___

"gives his usual "shrug" in response to Euryale's comment"

Weiss: "Let me see if there's a way for me to find out."

Sakura: "Okay then~!"

"Too bad they don't have any living or sentient targets"

Us? Huh, we've been doing quite good~
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-For sure...-
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Aya: "Like, 5 or something?"

TLink: As the Goddesses should be! I'm pleased to hear it.
___

"Who's first, though?"
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That's...pretty damn bad, not gonna lie. But if I were you, I'd make the waves answer to me, not let them rule me as I step out there! I'd CONQUER them!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "I can technically sustain myself on my own..."
---
Cleo: "Poor saps not knowing how they ended at" :C
---
Sakura: "Okay then~!"

"Too bad they don't have any living or sentient targets"

Kanna: "So... I don't have to worry about getting a second contract?"

-ABBY HYPED?!-
---
Pandora: -chuckling-
---
-indeed-

Weiss: "Anything more passive. Winter?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: "How different is that world...?"
---
Mipha: "A-Alright..."

Urbosa: To think she can take down Guardians on her own...
---
Link: "Heh. Good one."

15 teams?
___

"She's almost like a Cowardly Lion in this instance"
___

"gives his usual "shrug" in response to Euryale's comment"

Trini: "I have not much of an idea in comparison"

Ahim: "Super Sentai and Power Rangers..." -Wondering if she has an equivalent in Trini's world, then Gaster's question- "Um, I was saying because the seem the equivalent of the Zyurangers, the 16th team of Super Sentai heroes"
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Kiyohime: "If anything was to happen, we'd protect you"
---
Euryale -Sighs- "What are you doing anyway?"

TLink: As the Goddesses should be! I'm pleased to hear it.
___

"Who's first, though?"
___

That's...pretty damn bad, not gonna lie. But if I were you, I'd make the waves answer to me, not let them rule me as I step out there! I'd CONQUER them!

Awww~ You think that? Cute~
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-Both at once!-
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Aya: "I don't have monster strength, though..."

Kanna: "So... I don't have to worry about getting a second contract?"

-ABBY HYPED?!-
---
Pandora: -chuckling-
---
-indeed-

Weiss: "Anything more passive. Winter?"

Illya: "I think, maybe?"

-ABBY HYPED!-
---
Cleo: "Only thing that would make this perfect was if the food was being served" :V
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Rin: "I'd like to know too"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

15 teams?
___

"She's almost like a Cowardly Lion in this instance"
___

"gives his usual "shrug" in response to Euryale's comment"

Trini: "I have not much of an idea in comparison"

Ahim: "Super Sentai and Power Rangers..." -Wondering if she has an equivalent in Trini's world, then Gaster's question- "Um, I was saying because the seem the equivalent of the Zyurangers, the 16th team of Super Sentai heroes"
---
Kiyohime: "If anything was to happen, we'd protect you"
---
Euryale -Sighs- "What are you doing anyway?"

Palu: "Does that sound familiar?"
---
Mipha: "Thank you..."
---
Link: "Relaxing?"

Illya: "I think, maybe?"

-ABBY HYPED!-
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Cleo: "Only thing that would make this perfect was if the food was being served" :V
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Rin: "I'd like to know too"

-Abby be like "DO IIIIIIT"? :V-
---
Phosphy: "Well, I don't have men for this, but I could make some robots."
---
Weiss: "Anyone we know who could speak with Winter?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Abby be like "DO IIIIIIT"? :V-
---
Phosphy: "Well, I don't have men for this, but I could make some robots."
---
Weiss: "Anyone we know who could speak with Winter?"

Abby: "Can we? Can we?" -Bouncy-
---
Dusa: "Butlerbots?"
---
Rin: "There's Kamui, also her kid, and that one Berserker"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Abby: "Can we? Can we?" -Bouncy-
---
Dusa: "Butlerbots?"
---
Rin: "There's Kamui, also her kid, and that one Berserker"

Kanna: "It's really hard to say no when you look this happy."
---
Phosphy: "Pretty much."
---
Weiss: "Works for me."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Trini: "I have not much of an idea in comparison"

Ahim: "Super Sentai and Power Rangers..." -Wondering if she has an equivalent in Trini's world, then Gaster's question- "Um, I was saying because the seem the equivalent of the Zyurangers, the 16th team of Super Sentai heroes"
---
Kiyohime: "If anything was to happen, we'd protect you"
---
Euryale -Sighs- "What are you doing anyway?"

Palu: "Does that sound familiar?"
---
Mipha: "Thank you..."
---
Link: "Relaxing?"

We'd all like to have answers for this.
___

Lapis: Sure thing!
___

TLink: We're fishing!

Weiss: "Anyone we know who could speak with Winter?"

Rin: "There's Kamui, also her kid, and that one Berserker"

"They'll get help from one of them, then!"

Awww~ You think that? Cute~
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-Both at once!-
---
Aya: "I don't have monster strength, though..."

"They all think the boy is cute lol"
___

"Star was not prepared for that :V"

___

I don't mean punch the ocean to death, though that does sound badass...No, I mean taking control of the natural elements you've had trouble with, riding the waves and master them instead of getting lost in them!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

We'd all like to have answers for this.
___

Lapis: Sure thing!
___

TLink: We're fishing!

Kamui: "Indeed."
---
Mipha: -feeling safer now- "Thank you."
---
Link: "That too."

"They'll get help from one of them, then!"

-but which one?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "It's really hard to say no when you look this happy."
---
Phosphy: "Pretty much."
---
Weiss: "Works for me."

Abigail: "You will?!"
---
Cleo: "Would be appropiate for us~"
---
-To Kamui first!-

Palu: "Does that sound familiar?"
---
Mipha: "Thank you..."
---
Link: "Relaxing?"

We'd all like to have answers for this.
___

Lapis: Sure thing!
___

TLink: We're fishing!

Trini: "All I know is that Rita apparently's been shown interest in getting to the word of Super Sentai"

Ahim: "So it had to concern my friends sooner or later anyway..."
---
-Another person is cursed-
---
Euryale: "So not much then"

"They all think the boy is cute lol"
___

"Star was not prepared for that :V"

___

I don't mean punch the ocean to death, though that does sound badass...No, I mean taking control of the natural elements you've had trouble with, riding the waves and master them instead of getting lost in them!

-How not to, to be fair?- :V
---
Medea: "Hello, Star"
---
Aya: "I didn't mean punching, I meant the strength to have the control..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Abigail: "You will?!"
---
Cleo: "Would be appropiate for us~"
---
-To Kamui first!-

Kanna: "Of course."
---
Pandora: "Agreed~"

Phosphy: -had already made them :V-
---
-YES-

Trini: "All I know is that Rita apparently's been shown interest in getting to the word of Super Sentai"

Ahim: "So it had to concern my friends sooner or later anyway..."
---
-Another person is cursed-
---
Euryale: "So not much then"

Palu: "So she was interested in the Gokai's world..."
---
-OH NO-
---
Wolf: "Fishing is very important..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Of course."
---
Pandora: "Agreed~"

Phosphy: -had already made them :V-
---
-YES-

Abigail: "I want you to be my Master so much then~!"
---
-Then why she doesn't has them around?- :V
---
- I N D E E D -

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-but which one?"

-To Kamui first!-


."

"There we go!"

Kamui: "Indeed."
---
Mipha: -feeling safer now- "Thank you."
---
Link: "That too."

"

Trini: "All I know is that Rita apparently's been shown interest in getting to the word of Super Sentai"

Ahim: "So it had to concern my friends sooner or later anyway..."
---
-Another person is cursed-
---
Euryale: "So not much then"

Just another reason for us to take her down.
___

Lapis: You're welcome. The movie's getting pretty tense.
___

TLink: Hey, it's a good hobby! And it provides food!

-How not to, to be fair?- :V
---
Medea: "Hello, Star"
---
Aya: "I didn't mean punching, I meant the strength to have the control..."

"Fair lol"
___

Star: Hellooooooooo, Lady Medea and Medea Lily!
___

How can you be so sure?

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Fair lol"
___

Star: Hellooooooooo, Lady Medea and Medea Lily!
___

How can you be so sure?

-Even now Farore pets him-
---
Medea Lily: "Star~!" -Friendship hug-
---
Aya: "I'm just slightly above average the human body strength, I'm more suited to be a doctor than anything... Even if I don't mind using my chainsaw"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Even now Farore pets him-
---
Medea Lily: "Star~!" -Friendship hug-
---
Aya: "I'm just slightly above average the human body strength, I'm more suited to be a doctor than anything... Even if I don't mind using my chainsaw"

"The Goddess of Courage thinks highly of him, at least "

___

"Friendship hug!"

Star: Righty-O, evaluation and test time!
___

Girl, if you can wield a chainsaw just fine, I'm sure you're strong enough to master the waves that have tormented you previously! Your decision, though.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The Goddess of Courage thinks highly of him, at least "

___

"Friendship hug!"

Star: Righty-O, evaluation and test time!
___

Girl, if you can wield a chainsaw just fine, I'm sure you're strong enough to master the waves that have tormented you previously! Your decision, though.

-And she's his patron goddess, so it's a good sign-
---
Medea: "Very well, let's start" -Pulls out a knife, not Rule Breaker, just a regular kitchen knife-
---
Aya: "It's a hand chainsaw, not really big..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And she's his patron goddess, so it's a good sign-
---
Medea: "Very well, let's start" -Pulls out a knife, not Rule Breaker, just a regular kitchen knife-
---
Aya: "It's a hand chainsaw, not really big..."

"A very good sign indeed "
___

Star: What's that for?
___

My offer still stands if you feel up to trying!

"She then started walking off to the beach"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"A very good sign indeed "
___

Star: What's that for?
___

My offer still stands if you feel up to trying!

"She then started walking off to the beach"

You are amongst my favorites~ :3
---
Medea: "For this" -Medea instantly gave herself a cut with it-
---
-She was starting to consider it-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Abigail: "I want you to be my Master so much then~!"
---
-Then why she doesn't has them around?- :V
---
- I N D E E D -

"There we go!"

Kanna: "Let's do it~!"
---
-she snaps her fingers and they show up :V-
---
Kamui: "Hm?"

Just another reason for us to take her down.
___

Lapis: You're welcome. The movie's getting pretty tense.
___

TLink: Hey, it's a good hobby! And it provides food!

Palu: "As soon as we can... But for that, we need our base..."
---
-indeed-
---
Link: "Not that Goddesses understand a concept as simple as food."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Just another reason for us to take her down.
___

Lapis: You're welcome. The movie's getting pretty tense.
___

TLink: Hey, it's a good hobby! And it provides food!

Palu: "As soon as we can... But for that, we need our base..."
---
-indeed-
---
Link: "Not that Goddesses understand a concept as simple as food."

Trini: "Correct... Thank you for this chance"

Jeanne: "My name is Jeanne d'Arc, by the way"

Amakusa: "Shirou Tokisada Amakusa"

Martha: "And I'm Martha of Bethany"
---
Tamamo: "Shall reach the climax soon...!"
---
Euryale/Stheno/Quetzalcoatl/Ishtar/Ereshkigal/Ana/Artemis: "Excuse me?"

Kanna: "Let's do it~!"
---
-she snaps her fingers and they show up :V-
---
Kamui: "Hm?"

Abigail: "Right now then~!"
---
-They are based in appearance to Chachazero but with shorter hair to make them "boyish"-

Dusa: "...You didn't say they were doll-sized"

Cleo: "Well, size isn't everything, right?"
---
Rin: "I said we want you to translate what Winter says"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Trini: "Correct... Thank you for this chance"

Jeanne: "My name is Jeanne d'Arc, by the way"

Amakusa: "Shirou Tokisada Amakusa"

Martha: "And I'm Martha of Bethany"
---
Tamamo: "Shall reach the climax soon...!"
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Euryale/Stheno/Quetzalcoatl/Ishtar/Ereshkigal/Ana/Artemis: "Excuse me?"

Kamui: "Kamui Emiya."

Palu: "And I'm Pallas Athena, but everyone calls me Palutena."
---
Urbosa: "Indeed."
---
Wolf: "Don't pay attention to his ramblings. He doesn't quite have all of his head."

Link:

Abigail: "Right now then~!"
---
-They are based in appearance to Chachazero but with shorter hair to make them "boyish"-

Dusa: "...You didn't say they were doll-sized"

Cleo: "Well, size isn't everything, right?"
---
Rin: "I said we want you to translate what Winter says"

-they do it!!!-
---
-expected Mecha Elis as a nod to how you made them show up in the RP :V-

Phosphy: "They work well enough that you don't really think of the size much."
---
Kamui: "Oh, this little cutie? Certainly."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-they do it!!!-
---
-expected Mecha Elis as a nod to how you made them show up in the RP :V-

Phosphy: "They work well enough that you don't really think of the size much."
---
Kamui: "Oh, this little cutie? Certainly."

-A second set of Command Seals appears in her other hand!-
---
-I considered it but it's not like I'm bringing them back anyway- :V

Cleo: "Feed me grapes then!"
---
-Now to wait for KoP-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-A second set of Command Seals appears in her other hand!-
---
-I considered it but it's not like I'm bringing them back anyway- :V

Cleo: "Feed me grapes then!"
---
-Now to wait for KoP-

-first one changes too-

-Illya's are based on Hoshido, Abby's on Nohr-

-white and black :V-
---
-would still be a funny nod :V-

-they do=
---
-yee-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-first one changes too-

-Illya's are based on Hoshido, Abby's on Nohr-

-white and black :V-
---
-would still be a funny nod :V-

-they do=
---
-yee-

-So they're the symbols of each country then-
---
-Well, mass-produced Mecha Elis exist...-

Dusa: "Was it to save on resources?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-So they're the symbols of each country then-
---
-Well, mass-produced Mecha Elis exist...-

Dusa: "Was it to save on resource?"

-yep-

Kanna: "You're my Servant now, Abby-chan~!"
---
Phosphy: "I just wanted to have some fun making them."

-so why not? :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yep-

Kanna: "You're my Servant now, Abby-chan~!"
---
Phosphy: "I just wanted to have some fun making them."

-so why not? :V-

Abigail: "We are even more connected now! We're truly best friends!"
---
-Because I forgot at first- :V

Dusa: "Fair enough, serve me a beer" V:

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Abigail: "We are even more connected now! We're truly best friends!"
---
-Because I forgot at first- :V

Dusa: "Fair enough, serve me a beer" V:

Kanna: "The three bestest friends ever~!"
---
-a Mecha Eli appears then?- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "The three bestest friends ever~!"
---
-a Mecha Eli appears then?- :V

Abigail: "Group hug?"
---
-One failed non-sentient prototype then- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Abigail: "Group hug?"
---
-One failed non-sentient prototype then- :V

Kanna: "Group hug~!"
---
-merely an obedient maid/bodyguard :V-