Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "Oh... still, it's a human plan. It's bound to fail."


Jaune:


Camilla: "Who wouldn't~?"


Kanna: "Yes."

Jeanne: "Viridi, please..."

Ahim: "Um, I'm not human"

Gai: -Chuckles- "I'm the only human of my crew, the rest are aliens to Earth"
---
-Thoughts?-
---
Sakura: "You're right, my dear Onee-chan~"
---
Illya: "Why that face?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jeanne: "Viridi, please..."

Ahim: "Um, I'm not human"

Gai: -Chuckles- "I'm the only human of my crew, the rest are aliens to Earth"

Viridi: "..."

-Thoughts?-

Jaune: She's back... and I might have to... -breakdown-

Sakura: "You're right, my dear Onee-chan~"

-yee-

-she has a large army in no time-

Illya: "Why that face?"

Kanna: "He doesn't seem to like walking on heels..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "..."


Jaune: She's back... and I might have to... -breakdown-


-yee-

-she has a large army in no time-


Kanna: "He doesn't seem to like walking on heels..."

Ahim: "Is this child okay?"

Jeanne: "She's as old as Palutena here"

Gai: "REALLY?!"
---
Luka: "Joe, you broke him"

Joe: "Sorry"
---
Sakura: "Hmmm~ I think this will be enough~"
---
Jeanne Lily: "Ah! Maybe if we give him sandals!"

Ana: "Sandals ready"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ahim: "Is this child okay?"

Jeanne: "She's as old as Palutena here"

Gai: "REALLY?!"

Viridi "Yeah! Got a problem with that?!"

Luka: "Joe, you broke him"

Joe: "Sorry"

-wut he do?-

Sakura: "Hmmm~ I think this will be enough~"

Ryoma: "What now?"

Jeanne Lily: "Ah! Maybe if we give him sandals!"

Ana: "Sandals ready"

-they give them-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi "Yeah! Got a problem with that?!"


-wut he do?-


Ryoma: "What now?"


-they give them-

Gai: "Nah, it's just, well, incredible! Never met someone so old but that is like a kid!"
---
Joe: "Look, you are not the only who has gone through something like that..."

Marvelous: "You're talking of Barizorg, aren't you?"

Joe: -Nods?-
---
Sakura: "I think it's time we give your dragon sibling a surprise~"
---
Gil: "....This dress is surprisingly comfy now that I can walk normally"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gai: "Nah, it's just, well, incredible! Never met someone so old but that is like a kid!"

Viridi:

Joe: "Look, you are not the only who has gone through something like that..."

Marvelous: "You're talking of Barizorg, aren't you?"

Joe: -Nods?-

Jaune: "..."

Sakura: "I think it's time we give your dragon sibling a surprise~"

Camilla: "I like the way you think~!"

Gil: "....This dress is surprisingly comfy now that I can walk normally"

Kanna:

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi:


Jaune: "..."


Camilla: "I like the way you think~!"


Kanna:

Gai: "So, what do you think of our plan?" -To Palutena-
---
-Won't he ask anything?-
---
-Once Robin Hood came back, he was quick to make a kind of security system outside a bounded field installed by Medea around the base by placing various traps around it if anyone came by-, and usually he got Grimm out of them-

-He was checking them out now, and grumbles-

Robin Hood: "Is it me, or today's there's more of them coming?"
---
Miyu: "Good, you will like mine then"

Eleonora: -Chuckles when seeing him like that-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Gai: "So, what do you think of our plan?" -To Palutena-

Palutena: "It's worth a try."

-Won't he ask anything?-

Jaune: "Who?"

-Once Robin Hood came back, he was quick to make a kind of security system outside a bounded field installed by Medea around the base by placing various traps around it if anyone came by-, and usually he got Grimm out of them-

-He was checking them out now, and grumbles-

Robin Hood: "Is it me, or today's there's more of them coming?"

-seems so-

Miyu: "Good, you will like mine then"

Eleonora: -Chuckles when seeing him like that-

-child genius' thoughts?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: "It's worth a try."


Jaune: "Who?"


-seems so-


-child genius' thoughts?-

Ahim: "Thank you so much for listening to us"

Jeanne: "No, you for wanting to help"
---
Joe: "I once had a friend back from long ago...His name was Cid. When the Empire of the Zangyack invaded our home, we saw no option but working for them...He taught me most I know of the sword and we always had each other's back.

But one day, the Zangyack wanted us to slay some innocent children...We refused to, Cid told me to escape while he distracted them, and I did...But looked back to see him getting killed..."
---
Robin Hood: -Sighs- "Great..." -Pulls out a comm device- "Hey, you spark girl (AKA Phosphora), I checked the perimeter. There's like more of those things coming nearby, a bigger number than usual"
---
Eleonora: Now I see why! Seeing the King of Heroes crossdressing is so fun!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ahim: "Thank you so much for listening to us"

Jeanne: "No, you for wanting to help"

Palutena: "Now... how to contact her?"

Joe: "I once had a friend back from long ago...His name was Cid. When the Empire of the Zangyack invaded our home, we saw no option but working for them...He taught me most I know of the sword and we always had each other's back.

But one day, the Zangyack wanted us to slay some innocent children...We refused to, Cid told me to escape while he distracted them, and I did...But looked back to see him getting killed..."

Jaune: "..." -keeps listening-

Robin Hood: -Sighs- "Great..." -Pulls out a comm device- "Hey, you spark girl (AKA Phosphora), I checked the perimeter. There's like more of those things coming nearby, a bigger number than usual"

Phosphora: "Huh? But the mood's never been so bright. There should be less of those things."

Eleonora: Now I see why! Seeing the King of Heroes crossdressing is so fun!

LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: "Now... how to contact her?"


Jaune: "..." -keeps listening-


Phosphora: "Huh? But the mood's never been so bright. There should be less of those things."


LOL

Jeanne: "That is the question..." -thinking-
---
Joe: "But it wasn't the last time I saw him...Those wretched Zangyack took and revived him an android called Barizorg, brainwashing him in the process..."
---
Robin Hood: "Either someone got depressed as heck or something tlse is going on, honey"
---
-They then made him wear a clown outfit-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jeanne: "That is the question..." -thinking-

-indeed...-

Joe: "But it wasn't the last time I saw him...Those wretched Zangyack took and revived him an android called Barizorg, brainwashing him in the process..."

Jaune: "Just like Pyrrha..."

Robin Hood: "Either someone got depressed as heck or something tlse is going on, honey"

Phosphora: "Well, I'll go scout to see which one it is."

-They then made him wear a clown outfit-

-how was he?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed...-


Jaune: "Just like Pyrrha..."


Phosphora: "Well, I'll go scout to see which one it is."


-how was he?-

Jeanne: "Perhaps if one of her minions escapes they could be a messenger?"
---
Joe: "When I discovered it, I longed for trying a way to revert him back to normal. I met a scientist...One of the Livemen, a hero team from Earth....He told me that the effects weren't reversible. I was...I couldn't believe, and almost fell into despair..."
---
Robin Hood: "Hm, will be waiting"
---
Gil: Surpsiringly an imprevement

-Then Harleen passed by and saw smol Mistah J-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jeanne: "Perhaps if one of her minions escapes they could be a messenger?"

Palutena: "Perhaps..."

Joe: "When I discovered it, I longed for trying a way to revert him back to normal. I met a scientist...One of the Livemen, a hero team from Earth....He told me that the effects weren't reversible. I was...I couldn't believe, and almost fell into despair..."

Jaune: "I'm sorry..."

Robin Hood: "Hm, will be waiting"

-she goes-

Gil:

-Then Harleen passed by and saw smol Mistah J-

Gil said nothing?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: "Perhaps..."


Jaune: "I'm sorry..."


-she goes-


Gil said nothing?

Jeanne: "But what opportunity could we take?"
---
Joe: "But he told me...He and the other Livemen also had friends that succumbed to evil, so by finishing them, they likely found peace. I took his word and destroyed Barizorg.

I saw Cid one last time as a spirit...I asked if I could at least save his soul...He said that I did"
---
Robin Hood: "Look at this, aren't those things attracted to negativity?"
---
FIXED

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jeanne: "But what opportunity could we take?"

Palu: "I have no idea..."

Joe: "But he told me...He and the other Livemen also had friends that succumbed to evil, so by finishing them, they likely found peace. I took his word and destroyed Barizorg.

I saw Cid one last time as a spirit...I asked if I could at least save his soul...He said that I did"

Jaune: "..."

Robin Hood: "Look at this, aren't those things attracted to negativity?"

-what does Phosphy see?-

Gil: Surpsiringly an imprevement

-Then Harleen passed by and saw smol Mistah J-

-her eye twitched-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "I have no idea..."


Jaune: "..."


-what does Phosphy see?-


-her eye twitched-

Jeanne: -To the pirates- "Your plan isn't bad, but we don't knpw how to take an opportunity"

Ahim: "It's all right"
---
-What?-
---
-Pretty much almost a colony of Grimms trapped in the stuff Robin Hood installed-
---
Gil: "Ms. Quinzel, are you okay?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jeanne: -To the pirates- "Your plan isn't bad, but we don't knpw how to take an opportunity"

Ahim: "It's all right"

Palutena: "Guess we'll have to wait..."

-What?-

-does the man keep talking?-

-Pretty much almost a colony of Grimms trapped in the stuff Robin Hood installed-

Phosphora: "Whoa... where do they come from?"

Gil: "Ms. Quinzel, are you okay?"

-her hands are shaking-

-an adult sees her?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: "Guess we'll have to wait..."


-does the man keep talking?-


Phosphora: "Whoa... where do they come from?"


-her hands are shaking-

-an adult sees her?-

Ahim: "I see..."

Gai: -Sighs- "At least I get a chance to meet more heroes"
---
-Not at this moment-
---
Robin Hood: "No idea, but I got some bad feelings about this..."
---
-None right now-

-Clown kid....-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-OH-

-Kinda justified, that isn't forgotten easily-
---
Medusa: -Pats his head- "Thanks, just don't push yourself too hard..."

"Yep!"

"Regardless of the good he has done since that time, he's neither forgotten nor forgiven himself for it"
___

(I won't, I promise.)

-OH-

-Indeed-

-Now gotta wait for Uni to reply-
"

Viridi: "And you want to give her that kind of power?! Might as well just wave a white flag while we're at it!"

Hekapoo: It's like you didn't even try to pay attention to the demonstration.

Moon: We're aware it's a risky plan......

Hekapoo: Oh, I'm not saying it's not a high risk either. I'm just pointing out that she didn't pay any attention. Like, at all.

Moon: .....But from what we can tell, there don't exist many other options. Fighting them head-on would put more of your people at risk, just as it would greater endanger the life of my daughter.

Ahim: "Is this child okay?"

Jeanne: "She's as old as Palutena here"

Gai: "REALLY?!"
"

Viridi "Yeah! Got a problem with that?!"


-

Gai: "Nah, it's just, well, incredible! Never met someone so old but that is like a kid!"
"

Viridi:


:

Hekapoo: Wow, someone's sure mature for their age. "Said smugly"

Rhombulus: "Points and laughs at Viridi" Haha! She behaved like a brat!

"Hypocrisy because both Hekapoo and Rhombulus have acted like immature teenagers themselves many times before. :V"

Palutena: "It's worth a try."

Moon: Then it's settled; that's the plan we're enacting.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ahim: "I see..."

Gai: -Sighs- "At least I get a chance to meet more heroes"

Palutena: "Surely, we'll find a way."

-Not at this moment-

-then neither does Jaune -

Robin Hood: "No idea, but I got some bad feelings about this..."

Phosphora: "Don't worry, I'll be fine."

-None right now-

-Clown kid....-

-she getting PTSD-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Yep!"

"Regardless of the good he has done since that time, he's neither forgotten nor forgiven himself for it"
___

(I won't, I promise.)

Moon: Then it's settled; that's the plan we're enacting.

-On one side it's a good thing to not forget, since it's what motivates him to do better-
---
Medusa: "Good, can't lose you too, little friend..."

-then neither does Jaune -


Phosphora: "Don't worry, I'll be fine."


-she getting PTSD-

-Wai? No questions?-
---
Robin Hood: -Sighs- "Okay, but take this" -Gives her the Nameless King- "Wear it, you'll be invisible. We know that woman can enter here, so we can't afford to be seen"
---
Gil: "...I think I'll go change"

Moon: Then it's settled; that's the plan we're enacting.

Palutena: "Surely, we'll find a way."

Ahim: "Thank you for listening, Chaldea's leaders"

Jeanne: "Thanks you for the suggestion"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Wai? No questions?-

Jaune: "... How was that supposed to cheer me up?"

Robin Hood: -Sighs- "Okay, but take this" -Gives her the Nameless King- "Wear it, you'll be invisible. We know that woman can enter here, so we can't afford to be seen"

Phosphora: -nods, then wears it-

Gil: "...I think I'll go change"

-good idea-

Ahim: "Thank you for listening, Chaldea's leaders"

Jeanne: "Thanks you for the suggestion"

Palu: "Now, let's find you some rooms cfor you to sleep in."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "... How was that supposed to cheer me up?"


Phosphora: -nods, then wears it-


-good idea-


Palu: "Now, let's find you some rooms cfor you to sleep in."

Joe: "You are misunderstanding. I am not telling you that you should smile about this.

What I'm saying is that if you care about that woman, do something. If there is no solution, make sure that she truly passes on this time. I can tell you better than most that just mopping isn't a solution"
---
-And she sees what appears to be a horde of various distinct types of Grimm heading towards Chaldea-
---
-He's now Peach-
---
Ahim: "Thank you, but it's okay, we brought our ship, we sleep there"

Jeanne: "You mean the red flying vessel besides the base?"

Gai: "The Gokai Galleon!"

 

[Deleted member]

???: "I see...I...I want the elimination of one of them in particular, he was around not long ago...

A chaotic lich..."

...gesundheit

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Joe: "You are misunderstanding. I am not telling you that you should smile about this.

What I'm saying is that if you care about that woman, do something. If there is no solution, make sure that she truly passes on this time. I can tell you better than most that just mopping isn't a solution"

Jaune: "I guess you're right..."

-And she sees what appears to be a horde of various distinct types of Grimm heading towards Chaldea-

-any leader?-

-He's now Peach-

LOL

Ahim: "Thank you, but it's okay, we brought our ship, we sleep there"

Jeanne: "You mean the red flying vessel besides the base?"

Gai: "The Gokai Galleon!"

Palu: "Oh, alright then."

 

[Digital Hazard]

...gesundheit

???: "I didn't sneeze" <-- German, so she understood "There is a being known as a lich around...And I need him dead...But I suppose that's not of your matter"

Jaune: "I guess you're right..."


-any leader?-


LOL


Palu: "Oh, alright then."

Marvelous: "That's not something you see everyday, Joe giving someone words of inspiration"

Joe: -Shrugs-
---
-Takumi and Leo-

-Sakura can communicate with them via a mental link-

Sakura: While you two distract them from the front, the rest of us will go on the back. Got it? If you are nice boys, you two might get a reward from me~
---
Gil: "Is this better, Ms. Quinzel?"
---
Ahim: "Hopefully Marvelous will allow us to do this..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "That's not something you see everyday, Joe giving someone words of inspiration"

Joe: -Shrugs-

lol

-Takumi and Leo-

-Sakura can communicate with them via a mental link-

Sakura: While you two distract them from the front, the rest of us will go on the back. Got it? If you are nice boys, you two might get a reward from me~

Both: What kind of reward?

Gil: "Is this better, Ms. Quinzel?"

Harleen: -calmed down- "Yeah, it is."

Ahim: "Hopefully Marvelous will allow us to do this..."

Palu: "The more, the merrier."

 

[Digital Hazard]

lol


Both: What kind of reward?


Harleen: -calmed down- "Yeah, it is."


Palu: "The more, the merrier."

Joe: "Just don't disappoint her, kid" -Walks off-

Luka: "As always being such a ray of sunshine"
---
Sakura: You'll see when we get back~
---
-The kids wibdered wy she was wearing some clown makeup then, but decided not to be rude and don't ask-

Kuro: "By the way, is there a smaller version of your suit?"

Illya: "Kuro, no"
---
Ahim: "Thank you, Miss Palutena, isn't it?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Joe: "Just don't disappoint her, kid" -Walks off-

Luka: "As always being such a ray of sunshine"

lol

Sakura: You'll see when we get back~

Phosphora: Those two look humanoid... well, one's more like a fruit...

-The kids wibdered wy she was wearing some clown makeup then, but decided not to be rude and don't ask-

Kuro: "By the way, is there a smaller version of your suit?"

Illya: "Kuro, no"

Harleen: "If there were, it'd still be better than what you're wearing." -referring to Kuro-

Ahim: "Thank you, Miss Palutena, isn't it?"

Palu: "Yes."

 

[Deleted member]

???: "I didn't sneeze" <-- German, so she understood "There is a being known as a lich around...And I need him dead...But I suppose that's not of your matter"

Not really. I don't even know what a "lich" is. Sounds like some disgusting swamp creature...
-perhaps it would be in her best of interest to explain what it is and what it can do?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

lol


Phosphora: Those two look humanoid... well, one's more like a fruit...


Harleen: "If there were, it'd still be better than what you're wearing." -referring to Kuro-


Palu: "Yes."

-Kamui is at least partly happy that her other best friend aside friend bar Leanne is back?-
---
LOL

-And they seem to be walking towards Chaldea's direction-
---
Kuro: "The tight leather would feel nice though"

Illya: "NO!"
---
Ahim: "Ahim de Famille"

Not really. I don't even know what a "lich" is. Sounds like some disgusting swamp creature...
-perhaps it would be in her best of interest to explain what it is and what it can do?-

???: "It is disgusting at least, a magic undead who can possess others and raise the dead"

 

[Deleted member]

???: "It is disgusting at least, a magic undead who can possess others and raise the dead"

-raises an eyebrow- -....well he doesn't have any, but you know what I mean-

Now that goes against the natural order...

 

[Digital Hazard]

-raises an eyebrow- -....well he doesn't have any, but you know what I mean-

Now that goes against the natural order...

???: "It's an unnatural being with no right of being around, I agree..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Kamui is at least partly happy that her other best friend aside friend bar Leanne is back?-

-yee-

LOL

-And they seem to be walking towards Chaldea's direction-

Phosphora: Dammit.

Kuro: "The tight leather would feel nice though"

Illya: "NO!"

Harleen: "Just wear a dress..."

Ahim: "Ahim de Famille"

Palutena: "Pleasure to meet you."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yee-


Phosphora: Dammit.


Harleen: "Just wear a dress..."


Palutena: "Pleasure to meet you."

-Is there an exchange between them after the comforting?-
---
-Gotta inform everyone!-
---
Kuro: "A see through one?"

Alice: "One like mine!"

Abigail: "Or me..."
---
Jeanne: "I am Jeanne d'Arc, likewise"

Gai: "Ah, like the historical figure, neat tribute!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Is there an exchange between them after the comforting?-

-nope-

-Gotta inform everyone!-

-yee!-

Kuro: "A see through one?"

Alice: "One like mine!"

Abigail: "Or me..."

Harleen: "What's wrong with this kid?"

Jeanne: "I am Jeanne d'Arc, likewise"

Gai: "Ah, like the historical figure, neat tribute!"

Palu: "She is that figure."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-nope-


-yee!-


Harleen: "What's wrong with this kid?"


Palu: "She is that figure."

-Wai?-
---
-Well, do it!-
---
Illya: "Well, when she was separated from me, she was someone similar to a Servant, but without a contract, she needed mana to survive and adopted being a flirt to get it.

....Unfortunately it stuck"

Kuro: "I remember I kissed eveyone in the classroom"
---
Gai: "....WHAAAAT?!" -Sounded very excited-

Jeanne: "Eh?!"

Gai: "I can't believe it! I'm in front of a historical hero! This is amazing! Hahaha!"

Ahim: "He really likes heroes"

Jeanne: "Oh..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Wai?-

-not sure how to keep going-

-Well, do it!-

-Phosphy goes to the Rulers-

Illya: "Well, when she was separated from me, she was someone similar to a Servant, but without a contract, she needed mana to survive and adopted being a flirt to get it.

....Unfortunately it stuck"

Kuro: "I remember I kissed eveyone in the classroom"

Harleen: "..."

Gai: "....WHAAAAT?!" -Sounded very excited-

Jeanne: "Eh?!"

Gai: "I can't believe it! I'm in front of a historical hero! This is amazing! Hahaha!"

Ahim: "He really likes heroes"

Jeanne: "Oh..."

Palu: "Well, he's going to love this place."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-not sure how to keep going-


-Phosphy goes to the Rulers-


Harleen: "..."


Palu: "Well, he's going to love this place."

-There's always words of encouragement or things like "I missed you"and "want to catch up?"-
---
-Robin Hood sees the speed with which she goes back to base-

Robin Hood: "All right, that's not good" -Quickly follows-
---
Illya: "I know...."
---
-It's then that Phosphora arrives-