Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rin: "Let's just take the pictures..."

Weiss: "Agreed..."

IF I HAD HAIR ON MY HEAD, I WOULD BE RIPPING IT OUT IN FRUSTRATION RIGHT NOW!

Steven: Hahaha, okay, okay! Jokes or no jokes, this is all tons of fun!

"Time to take the photo!"

Yang: "Let's not lose our heads over it." :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Let's not lose our heads over it." :V

YAAAAAAAANG!

careful, Yang. a few more jokes like that, and he'll have a bone to pick with us.

UGH!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

YAAAAAAAANG!

careful, Yang. a few more jokes like that, and he'll have a bone to pick with us.

UGH!

Yang:

Weiss: "He won't be the only one!"

Yang: "I think you need to chill out, Weiss."

 

[Digital Hazard]

IF I HAD HAIR ON MY HEAD, I WOULD BE RIPPING IT OUT IN FRUSTRATION RIGHT NOW!

Steven: Hahaha, okay, okay! Jokes or no jokes, this is all tons of fun!

"Time to take the photo!"

Weiss: "Agreed..."

Yang: "Let's not lose our heads over it." :V

Rin: "You sure you aren't somehow related...?"

"And as of now, I don't know where to continue this from here."

___

We found this...creature in the mines. .

(He has to be fed if he's going to survive. Maybe I can just spare some of my own rations for him...)

(Evidently, haha!)
___

"All the while the robots slept."

-What a coincidence, nor do I-
---
Rumble: "And why would I care?"

Come on, he needs help!
---
Eleonora: -Laughs- "That guy got hit on the head with two coconuts!"

-Cakes!-
---
Thank you...

Hey, you live with her, right?
---
Abigail: "I know now!"

Unreplied, The Stoopid Unikorn

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Cakes!-
---
Thank you...

Hey, you live with her, right?
---
Abigail: "I know now!"

-40 of them :V-
---
Palu: "I do. Why?"
---
Ingrid: "You do?"

Rin: "You sure you aren't somehow related...?"

Yang: "No we're not."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-40 of them :V-
---
Palu: "I do. Why?"
---
Ingrid: "You do?"

Erika: "I don't think I can eat that much..."
---
Don't you miss how she used to be? I mean, you seem to be calmed with her around this way... How you do it?
---
Abigail: "Yes! Come on!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Erika: "I don't think I can eat that much..."
---
Don't you miss how she used to be? I mean, you seem to be calmed with her around this way... How you do it?
---
Abigail: "Yes! Come on!"

Kamui: "Most of them are for Kanna and I..."

Kanna:
---
Palu: "I've accepted her decision long ago. And no matter how much I miss her, I... I can't change the past."
---
-she drags her away?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kamui: "Most of them are for Kanna and I..."

Kanna:
---
Palu: "I've accepted her decision long ago. And no matter how much I miss her, I... I can't change the past."
---
-she drags her away?-

Erika: "Oh, I see! I can still eat one though"
---
I see... S-Sorry for bothering you...

Not even I have the authority to go back and change it... <--- Goddess of Ages

That damned Demise! I hope at one point he really rots in hell permanently!
---
-Of course-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Erika: "Oh, I see! I can still eat one though"
---
I see... S-Sorry for bothering you...

Not even I have the authority to go back and change it... <--- Goddess of Ages

That damned Demise! I hope at one point he really rots in hell permanently!
---
-Of course-

-or half of one... these cakes are big-
---
Palu: "Hell is too good for him..." I miss you so much, Hylia...
---
Ingrid: "Whoa! I forgot how strong you are!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-or half of one... these cakes are big-
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Palu: "Hell is too good for him..." I miss you so much, Hylia...
---
Ingrid: "Whoa! I forgot how strong you are!"

-Yeah, maybe a quarter of one sounds better...-
---
-She remembers well the small toddler Hylia once was, unlike the other three who are fraternal triplets, she was born two years later-
-But they all loved her equally nevertheless-

Palutena... At least, please, watch over this mortal life of her as long as she's with you...
---
Abigail: "Hm? Oh, I do too at times"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Yeah, maybe a quarter of one sounds better...-
---
-She remembers well the small toddler Hylia once was, unlike the other three who are fraternal triplets, she was born two years later-
-But they all loved her equally nevertheless-

Palutena... At least, please, watch over this mortal life of her as long as she's with you...
---
Abigail: "Hm? Oh, I do too at times"

-just one slice :V-
---
Palu: "I promise to do so."
---
-it led to some rather apologetic moments when hugging Kanna-

-thankfully, the dragon is tough enough to handle them, but they're still a surprise :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang:

Weiss: "He won't be the only one!"

Yang: "I think you need to chill out, Weiss."

Rin: "You sure you aren't somehow related...?"

only if she was born without skin. don't think that was the case.

LET'S JUST MOVE ONTO THE PHOTOS BEFORE ANY MORE OF US GET HEADACHES FROM YOUR PUNS...

Rumble: "And why would I care?"

Come on, he needs help!
---
Eleonora: -Laughs- "That guy got hit on the head with two coconuts!"

Surely he could be of some use to you.

(I don't want this poor thing to be enslaved...but I really don't want to simply let it die on my watch...)
___

"Gotta love those Funniest Home Video shows."

"And Spongebob references."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Arcueid: -Was wearing this-

"Hey Master! Let's play some volleyball!"

-just one slice :V-
---
Palu: "I promise to do so."
---
-it led to some rather apologetic moments when hugging Kanna-

-thankfully, the dragon is tough enough to handle them, but they're still a surprise :V-

-She eats-
-The rest of the family was also invited-
---
Thank you... I know she would apprciate it...
---
-Her other friends though, aside from Bunyan...-

-She had to apologize more those times-

Yang: "No we're not."

only if she was born without skin. don't think that was the case.

LET'S JUST MOVE ONTO THE PHOTOS BEFORE ANY MORE OF US GET HEADACHES FROM YOUR PUNS...

Atalanta/Rin: "Yes, please..."

Surely he could be of some use to you.

(I don't want this poor thing to be enslaved...but I really don't want to simply let it die on my watch...)
___

"Gotta love those Funniest Home Video shows."

"And Spongebob references."

Rumble: "I guess we could use it to carry some stuff..."

-Bumblebee thought similarly to Toriel-
---
-Those will always be relevant-

-Morning arrives-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

only if she was born without skin. don't think that was the case.

LET'S JUST MOVE ONTO THE PHOTOS BEFORE ANY MORE OF US GET HEADACHES FROM YOUR PUNS...

Yang:

Arcueid: -Was wearing this-

"Hey Master! Let's play some volleyball!"

Amos: "Volleyball?"

HAWT

-She eats-
-The rest of the family was also invited-
---
Thank you... I know she would apprciate it...
---
-Her other friends though, aside from Bunyan...-

-She had to apologize more those times-

-and saw Lex Luthor's cake stash :V-
---
Palu: "I'm sure she would..."
---
-Bunyan was the one apologizing to Abby-

-lumbergirl very stronk :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Amos: "Volleyball?"

HAWT


-and saw Lex Luthor's cake stash :V-
---
Palu: "I'm sure she would..."
---
-Bunyan was the one apologizing to Abby-

-lumbergirl very stronk :V-

Arcueid: "Yes, volleyball!"

That Arc is. :V
---
-Good thing the one from Harley's world was a good boi and wouldn't steal it- :V
-...Well, partly too because he's dead...-

Miyu: "Mind if I save one for Palutena-sama?"

Kuro: "Hope I could save one for Leanne..."
---
-Was Pit there still serving them?-
---
-But Foreigners are super effective against Berserkers and not the opposite- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arcueid: "Yes, volleyball!"

That Arc is. :V
---
-Good thing the one from Harley's world was a good boi and wouldn't steal it- :V
-...Well, partly too because he's dead...-

Miyu: "Mind if I save one for Palutena-sama?"

Kuro: "Hope I could save one for Leanne..."
---
-Was Pit there still serving them?-
---
-But Foreigners are super effective against Berserkers and not the opposite- :V

Amos: "Never heard of that..."
---
Kamui: "Go ahead."
---
-YEP :V-
---
-Bunyan is that strong :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Amos: "Never heard of that..."
---
Kamui: "Go ahead."
---
-YEP :V-
---
-Bunyan is that strong :V-

Arcueid: "Really? Then let's learn!"
---
Miyu: "Thank you, Kamui-nee" -bows-
---
-What did he think of this?-
---
-Well, she can be big gurl, so fair enough- :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Rumble: "I guess we could use it to carry some stuff..."

-Bumblebee thought similarly to Toriel-
---
-Those will always be relevant-

-Morning arrives-

___

Yes, it could tow carts, carry bags...

"Desperate times call for desperate measures..."

___

"And Nora was back to herself: still stubborn, though. "

Atalanta/Rin: "Yes, please..."

Yang:

Steven: Let's get the photo taken!

"And taken, the photo is!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang:

Steven: Let's get the photo taken!

"And taken, the photo is!"

-First photo is or Ruby and Arthur on a street-

___

Yes, it could tow carts, carry bags...

"Desperate times call for desperate measures..."

___

"And Nora was back to herself: still stubborn, though. "

Rumble: "Huh, sounds good then! I'll call someone to feed it then"
---
da Vinci: "Good morning, you all~"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arcueid: "Really? Then let's learn!"
---
Miyu: "Thank you, Kamui-nee" -bows-
---
-What did he think of this?-
---
-Well, she can be big gurl, so fair enough- :V

Amos: "Alright."
---
Kamui: -hedpat-
---
-he's annoyed to be a servant :V-
---
-indeed :V-

Steven: Let's get the photo taken!

"And taken, the photo is!"

-First photo is or Ruby and Arthur on a street-

-Arthur wearing something really fancy while Ruby stuck to her usual outfit-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-First photo is or Ruby and Arthur on a street-

-Arthur wearing something really fancy while Ruby stuck to her usual outfit-

Steven: Aww, you two look so cute together!

"Steven's comment was entirely innocent, he didn't mean it in a teasing way. But it was easy for Arthur to play off of it. :V"

-
Rumble: "Huh, sounds good then! I'll call someone to feed it then"
---
da Vinci: "Good morning, you all~"

"Time passes and he gets fed."
___

Nora: I've hit a roadblock...How...is any of this possible?!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Steven: Aww, you two look so cute together!

"Steven's comment was entirely innocent, he didn't mean his comment in a teasing way. But it was easy for Arthur to play off of it. :V"

Ruby: "W-What?!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Amos: "Alright."
---
Kamui: -hedpat-
---
-he's annoyed to be a servant :V-
---
-indeed :V-

-She drags him along-
---
Miyu: "... I like that"
---
-What of them being seemingly sad though?- :V
---
-Anyway, back to Abby!-

Abigail: "Here!" -A crane game-

-Arthur wearing something really fancy while Ruby stuck to her usual outfit-

Steven: Aww, you two look so cute together!

"Steven didn't mean his comment in a teasing way, but it was easy for Arthur to play off of it. :V"

-Arthur is wearing this, to be specific-

Arthur: "I know, I've got the cutest Master after all"

-Have I ever mentioned before that the Merlin of Arthur's world was female and a succubus? Yeah, so some of her teasing rubbed on him-

"Time passes and he gets fed."
___

Nora: I've hit a roadblock...How...is any of this possible?!

-How is he now?-
---
da Vinci: "Magic"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby: "W-What?!"

-Arthur is wearing this, to be specific-

Arthur: "I know, I've got the cutest Master after all"

-Have I ever mentioned before that the Merlin of Arthur's world was female and a succubus? Yeah, so some of her teasing rubbed on him-

"Inciting more laughter from a few members of the group."

Steven: Haha, I didn't mean it like that!

-How is he now?-
---
da Vinci: "Magic"

"Better"

P-Ponyta... (Th-Thanks...) "Trying to stand up, succeeding."
___

Nora: Nonsense! Besides, even if you do utilize some form of "magic" there is no way you can prove you are the original Leonardo da Vinci! "Scoffs"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Going to class soon!

"Better"

P-Ponyta... (Th-Thanks...) "Trying to stand up, succeeding."
___

Nora: Nonsense! Besides, even if you do utilize some form of "magic" there is no way you can prove you are the original Leonardo da Vinci! "Scoffs"

Are you okay?
---
da Vinci: "What makes you think so~?" :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Are you okay?
---
da Vinci: "What makes you think so~?" :V

"Nods"
___

Nora: DNA wasn't discovered until centuries after his death, and it wasn't until the late 90s that technology allowed us to accurately test DNA structure! No samples remain! If there's anything he and only he knows, there's no way you could verify your claims! You can't prove your identity is one and the same as his own! Simple!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She drags him along-
---
Miyu: "... I like that"
---
-What of them being seemingly sad though?- :V
---
-Anyway, back to Abby!-

Abigail: "Here!" -A crane game-

Amos: "Whoa!"
---
Kamui: "You do?"
---
Palu: "Anything I can do to turn those frowns upside down?"
---
Ingrid: "Oh, Abigail... Those are scams."

-doesn't matter if they're fun :V-

-Arthur is wearing this, to be specific-

Arthur: "I know, I've got the cutest Master after all"

-Have I ever mentioned before that the Merlin of Arthur's world was female and a succubus? Yeah, so some of her teasing rubbed on him-

"Inciting more laughter from a few members of the group."

Steven: Haha, I didn't mean it like that!

Ruby:

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby:

"Definitely red as rose, this time. :V"

"Now to wait for Digital."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Definitely red as rose, this time. :V"

"Now to wait for Digital."

Yang: "You were right, Sans. She's red like roses."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Back from class!

"Nods"
___

Nora: DNA wasn't discovered until centuries after his death, and it wasn't until the late 90s that technology allowed us to accurately test DNA structure! No samples remain! If there's anything he and only he knows, there's no way you could verify your claims! You can't prove your identity is one and the same as his own! Simple!

I would like to say you're safe, but sadly can't...
---
da Vinci: "Not bad. Even though it's the truth, not a bad hypothesis"

"Inciting more laughter from a few members of the group."

Steven: Haha, I didn't mean it like that!

Ruby:

Arthur: "There, Master, let's go take another there!" -Grabs her hand-

Atalanta: -Mentally to her Master- She has a crush on him, does she?

Amos: "Whoa!"
---
Kamui: "You do?"
---
Palu: "Anything I can do to turn those frowns upside down?"
---
Ingrid: "Oh, Abigail... Those are scams."

-doesn't matter if they're fun :V-

Arcueid: "Come on, I'll show you how to play!"
---
Miyu: "Yes, thank you"
---
Thank you, but this is something on a more personal level...
---
Abigail: "But they are fun to do"

-Ingrid can see it's manufactured by the infamous Arcade Badge Bunny-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

BAck from class!

I would like to say you're safe, but sadly can't...
---
da Vinci: "Not bad. Even though it's the truth, not a bad hypothesis"

Welcome back! I don't have school today myself, so I've had more spare time than usual.
___

(Doesn't matter...I'm alive. I won't give up, I'll never give up. I have to keep on going...)
___

Nora: It is NOT the truth! You cannot possibly be Leonardo da Vinci!

Arthur: "There, Master, let's go take another there!" -Grabs her hand-

Atalanta: -Mentally to her Master- She has a crush on him, does she?

Yang: "You were right, Sans. She's red like roses."

heheheheh...

"Steven started getting the idea that Ruby might have a crush on Arthur, too. "

"Meanwhile Undyne and Alphys took a photo together as an actual couple."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "There, Master, let's go take another there!" -Grabs her hand-

Atalanta: -Mentally to her Master- She has a crush on him, does she?

-Ruby's super red-

Blake: Maybe? I'm not really sure...

Arcueid: "Come on, I'll show you how to play!"
---
Miyu: "Yes, thank you"
---
Thank you, but this is something on a more personal level...
---
Abigail: "But they are fun to do"

-Ingrid can see it's manufactured by the infamous Arcade Badge Bunny-

Amos: "Alright, I'm listening."
---
-cute-
---
Palu: "We're practically family, aren't we?"
---
Ingrid: Arcade Bunny...?

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Doesn't matter...I'm alive. I won't give up, I'll never give up. I have to keep on going...)
___

Nora: It is NOT the truth! You cannot possibly be Leonardo da Vinci!

-Bumblebee was confused not understanding what he meant, he remembered Equestrians could spoke the same as human languages from the times he's met some-
---
da Vinci: "You can ask me any questions if you'd like, I always love to speak with fellow genius minds"

Amos: "Alright, I'm listening."
---
-cute-
---
Palu: "We're practically family, aren't we?"
---
Ingrid: Arcade Bunny...?

Arcueid: "So, see this ball? We are on opposite fields, throw it to the other side, and then try to return it back with our hands, no grabbing allowed, and must not touch the ground"
---
-That she is-
Kiritsugu: -To the elder princesses- "Well then... I suppose I'm technically your father, in a way..."
---
Always have seen you as a bigger sister...
---
-Eeyup, crane full of Mintendo merch-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arcueid: "So, see this ball? We are on opposite fields, throw it to the other side, and then try to return it back with our hands, no grabbing allowed, and must not touch the ground"
---
-That she is-
Kiritsugu: -To the elder princesses- "Well then... I suppose I'm technically your father, in a way..."
---
Always have seen you as a bigger sister...
---
-Eeyup, crane full of Mintendo merch-

Amos: "Sounds easy enough."
---
Camilla: "I guess you are."
---
Palu: "Awwww~"
---
Ingrid: I hope she won't lose a fortune...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Ruby's super red-

Blake: Maybe? I'm not really sure...

Unreplied

 

[Digital Hazard]

heheheheh...

"Steven started getting the idea that Ruby might have a crush on the guy, too. "

"Meanwhile Undyne and Alphys took a photo together as an actual couple."

-Ruby's super red-

Blake: Maybe? I'm not really sure...

Atalanta: If you ask me, she seems nervous to be around him...

Arthur: -Holding her hand while walking-

Amos: "Sounds easy enough."
---
Camilla: "I guess you are."
---
Palu: "Awwww~"
---
Ingrid: I hope she won't lose a fortune...

Arcueid: "Let's make it more exciting, though"
---
Kiritsugu: "Well... Nice to meet you..." -Not sure how to treat with adult mature women like his children-
---
Well, maybe we could go to Hyrule one day and relax the four of us.
---
Abigail: "Can we try it together?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Atalanta: If you ask me, she seems nervous to be around him...

Arthur: -Holding her hand while walking-

Ruby: H-Handholding?!

Blake: I can see your point...

Arcueid: "Let's make it more exciting, though"
---
Kiritsugu: "Well... Nice to meet you..." -Not sure how to treat with adult mature women like his children-
---
Well, maybe we could go to Hyrule one day and relax the four of us.
---
Abigail: "Can we try it together?"

Amos: "Go on..."
---
Camilla: "He's so cute when he's nervous~ Ahn~"

:V
---
Palutena: "I'd love that."
---
Ingrid: "... Why not? Just this once."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Bumblebee was confused not understanding what he meant, he remembered Equestrians could spoke the same as human languages from the times he's met some-
---
da Vinci: "You can ask me any questions if you'd like, I always love to speak with fellow genius minds"
-

This young creature...it looks to be of the same species of a very similar fiery equine that lives with Chaldea. The only difference is that their is a larger and presumably older specimen. And it also looked more like a unicorn, what with it's horn and all.

(...Wait, there's another one around here? Older? With a horn...?)

(...Mom...!)
___

Nora: What equation is used to calculate energy, what percent of the universe is made up of dark matter, and what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?!

Atalanta: If you ask me, she seems nervous to be around him...

Arthur: -Holding her hand while walking-

"

Ruby: H-Handholding?!

Blake: I can see your point...

well well, looks like you kids decided to get crazy and start holding hands after all. heheheh...

"Now taking a photo with his Croagunk, Greg."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

well well, looks like you kids decided to get crazy and start holding hands after all. heheheh...

"Now taking a photo with his Croagunk, Greg."

-Greg tempted to Poison Jab just for the heck of it because handholding is so lewd :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Greg tempted to Poison Jab just for the heck of it because handholding is so lewd :V-

"He jokingly threatened to use it, then chuckled in Pokemon afterward."

"Any genuinely lewd things occur involving anyone in the group, though, and he won't hesitate to use it for real. :V"