Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh, apparently I somehow forgot add Ludo's Mana parameter. Dang it...

Alright, I just fixed that as well.

Gonna need a reminder of everything that happened... or more specifically who attacked

But it’ll be added once I’m back from work.

First, Hessonite eventually showed up to kidnap Altera, and she was assisted by another, different Peridot (nicknamed "Squaridot") then when that failed Hessonite fought the group again, this time alongside a sentient being called The Light, projected from a weapon she (formerly) owned.

Much later, there was Ludo's recent ambush at a graveyard. He attacked Star and co. with the help of Ridley and Dark Samus.

Sometime between all that, Dark Lugia showed up, and there was also a quick invasion involving Smash Run enemies, the latter of whom attacked Elizabeth's concert.

I think that about covers it.

 

[Deleted member]

Mirei: What if we have the Child of God...?
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-Nor does he have the high ground- :V
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Elizabeth: "You could say in a way..."
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Piranha Plant: "(Hey)" The Stoopid Unikorn

-maybe....-

-but was he the chosen one?-

-she confused-

-Uni reply-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Very much so..."

___

"How does Lily respond?"

"And does Medea actually flat out admit that she'd like to be a mother-figure to her?"
___

"Actually wait crap I just realized Bismuth shouldn't be seeing a corrupted gem just yet. RETCONNED."

"I'm just going to say there was a power outage instead. Pearl went to look into the issue."
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"Defeated!"

-Hm!-
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-Right now both are speechless-
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Mash: -Waits-

-The door is also knocked-
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Kiyohime: "Finally..."

Urbosa: “I don’t see how that’s a valid reason...”
—-
Palu: No reason...
—-
-YEE-


Viridi: “Hey.”

-She's pouting over a height complex she didn't even knew she had-
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Alice: "Will Auntie come back again?"

Theia: "Huh?"
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-Chasing the Hoshidan!-
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Piranha Plant: "(Found him drunk, he then fainted)"

-maybe....-

-but was he the chosen one?-

-she confused-

Mirei: She's the reason he could revive after all...
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-Dunno, does he kill kids?-
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Elizabeth: "As it's clearly seen"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Hm!-
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-Right now both are speechless-
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Mash: -Waits-

-The door is also knocked-
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Kiyohime: "Finally..."

"Back down the mountain they go."

"Whatever Yang ends up doing is Uni's call."

"The crisis down in the town is largely averted since Whiskers just fell asleep, however."
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"Speechless for how long...?"
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Steven: I'll get it!

"Opens the door."
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"Now what?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Back down the mountain they go."

"Whatever Yang ends up doing is Uni's call."

"The crisis down in the town is largely averted since Whiskers just fell asleep, however."
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"Speechless for how long...?"
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Steven: I'll get it!

"Opens the door."
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"Now what?"

-Mordred and Luka will simply walk-
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-About five minutes, processing all the conveyed information-
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Altera: "Hello Stevem"
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-The typhoon Titan!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Mordred and Luka will simply walk-
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-About five minutes, processing all the conveyed information-
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Altera: "Hello Stevem"
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-The typhoon Titan!-

"Jenny does as well."

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"And then what?"
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Steven: Altera, hi!
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"BATTLE!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She's pouting over a height complex she didn't even knew she had-
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Alice: "Will Auntie come back again?"

Theia: "Huh?"
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-Chasing the Hoshidan!-
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Piranha Plant: "(Found him drunk, he then fainted)"

LMAO
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-she probably will-
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Sakura: Oh no!
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Viridi: "I'll take care of it."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Jenny does as well."

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"And then what?"
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Steven: Altera, hi!
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"BATTLE!"

-Now Uni needs to reply-
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-They separate from the embrace-
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Altera: "Is Peridot here?"
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-And after some minutes, they win!-

LMAO
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-she probably will-
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Sakura: Oh no!
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Viridi: "I'll take care of it."

-And on her tip-toes-
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Theia: "I..." -Sees their puppy eyes- "I'll come back tomorrow..."

Alice/Mary: "Great!"
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-And the kitty is fast!-
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Piranha Plant: "(Good, he needs rest)"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Now Uni needs to reply-

Hm?

-And on her tip-toes-
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Theia: "I..." -Sees their puppy eyes- "I'll come back tomorrow..."

Alice/Mary: "Great!"
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-And the kitty is fast!-
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Piranha Plant: "(Good, he needs rest)"

Urbosa: "What are you doing...?"
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KEK
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-Sakura tries running-
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Viridi: "Indeed."

 

[Deleted member]

Mirei: She's the reason he could revive after all...
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-Dunno, does he kill kids?-
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Elizabeth: "As it's clearly seen"

-indeed...-

-no-

Is this like some other kinda persona or somethin'?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Now Uni needs to reply-
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-They separate from the embrace-
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Altera: "Is Peridot here?"
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-And after some minutes, they win!-

"Indeed."

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"And then?"
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Steven: No, I'm afraid not.
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Lapis: Nice job!

Hm?

The others are heading down the mountain. No indication of what Yang's gonna do next.

Thank you for updating the arcs and EnemyDex, btw!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The others are heading down the mountain. No indication of what Yang's gonna do next.

Thank you for updating the arcs and EnemyDex, btw!

-she'd obviously come along with her BFFs -

No problem

 

[Digital Hazard]

I forgot I wanted to make an entry for Rita before, will be done when I can.

Hm?


Urbosa: "What are you doing...?"
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KEK
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-Sakura tries running-
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Viridi: "Indeed."

-She's trying to assert dominance while showing her low self-esteem-
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-There Auntie goes-

Alice: "She's nice! When not on sibling rivalry mode"
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-Chen leaps at her!-
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-And Plant goes off, meanwhile with Yang as she and the others climb down the mountain...-

Luka: "I see why you girls liked that drink"

Mordred: "Wonder what we ended doing"

-Then they see a trail of fainted bears they wrestled with-

-indeed...-

-no-

Is this like some other kinda persona or somethin'?

Mirei: Perhaps I could convince her to try something, though it's dangerous for a child...
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-He's definitely not Ani then-
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Elizabeth: "In a way, yes. My name is Carmilla, I am, what you could say, this girl's adult side"

"Indeed."

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"And then?"
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Steven: No, I'm afraid not.
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Lapis: Nice job!



The others are heading down the mountain. No indication of what Yang's gonna do next.

Thank you for updating the arcs and EnemyDex, btw!

-I need to think- :V
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Altera: "Oh, thought she was here"
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Tamamo: "Finally, world over"

-Hades is basically tired of all this **** and returns home after Hercules punches his face-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-I need to think- :V
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Altera: "Oh, thought she was here"
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Tamamo: "Finally, world over"

-Hades is basically tired of all this **** and returns home after Hercules punches his face-

Alright.
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Steven: I'm sorry, I don't know where she is right now.
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"Glorious."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

She's trying to assert dominance while showing her low self-esteem-
---
-There Auntie goes-

Alice: "She's nice! When not on sibling rivalry mode"
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-Chen leaps at her!-
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-And Plant goes off, meanwhile with Yang as she and the others climb down the mountain...-

Luka: "I see why you girls liked that drink"

Mordred: "Wonder what we ended doing"

-Then they see a trail of fainted bears they wrestled with-

Urbosa: “Just because I’m taller doesn’t make you any less special, you know?”
—-
-she was ALWAYS on rivalry mode :^)-
—-
-CAUGHT-
—-
Yang: “... Did I mention this was worth it?”

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: “Just because I’m taller doesn’t make you any less special, you know?”
—-
-she was ALWAYS on rivalry mode :^)-
—-
-CAUGHT-
—-
Yang: “... Did I mention this was worth it?”

Meltlilith: "I still want to prove it!"
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-nah- :V
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Chen: "Now you're it~!"
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Mordred: "Eeyup, and I agree"

Alright.
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Steven: I'm sorry, I don't know where she is right now.
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"Glorious."

Medea Lily: "I... I needed that"

Medea: "I know"

Medea Lily: "You really mean that you'll look out for me?"

Medea: -Nods-
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Altera: "Oh, thank you"

-Bismuth managed to take a glimpse at her-
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-LOL yes-

Tamamo: "Well folks, the game's prologue, join be sure to join us next stream!"

Kiyohime/Osakabehime: "Bye-bye~!"

 

[Deleted member]

Mirei: Perhaps I could convince her to try something, though it's dangerous for a child...
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-He's definitely not Ani then-
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Elizabeth: "In a way, yes. My name is Carmilla, I am, what you could say, this girl's adult side"

-indeed...-

-kek-

....and you live inside her.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "I... I needed that"

Medea: "I know"

Medea Lily: "You really mean that you'll look out for me?"

Medea: -Nods-
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Altera: "Oh, thank you"

-Bismuth managed to take a glimpse at her-
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-LOL yes-

Tamamo: "Well folks, the game's prologue, join be sure to join us next stream!"

Kiyohime/Osakabehime: "Bye-bye~!"

"That's a truly sweet moment."
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Bismuth: ...Huh? Steven, is that...?
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Lapis: See ya next time!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed...-

-kek-

....and you live inside her.

Mirei: I'd have to convince her family, especially her brother, and that goddess of light first...
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Boudica: I wonder what else I can do to help him with that girl...

-Really wants grandsons-
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Carmilla: "I'm practically trapped in her mind..."

"That's a truly sweet moment."
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Bismuth: ...Huh? Steven, is that...?
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Lapis: See ya next time!

Medea Lily: "... I'm sorry for screaming"

Medea: "You're a teenager, it's understandable"
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Altera: -Blinks- "Is that a Gem?"
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-Camera is shut down-

Tamamo: "Woah! Look at all those donations!"

 

[Deleted member]

Mirei: I'd have to convince her family, especially her brother, and that goddess of light first...
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Boudica: I wonder what else I can do to help him with that girl...

-Really wants grandsons-
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Carmilla: "I'm practically trapped in her mind..."

-yeah that's going to be a hard no from them :V-

-even if Mr. Fish isn't actually her child? :V-

-only freed when drunk...?-
-wait, she saw the whole thing when Liz was being a jealous brat?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "... I'm sorry for screaming"

Medea: "You're a teenager, it's understandable"
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Altera: -Blinks- "Is that a Gem?"
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-Camera is shut down-

Tamamo: "Woah! Look at all those donations!"

"Oh, totally."

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Steven: ...Hold on one second. "Said to Altera."
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Lapis: That's a lot of money going to a good cause.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yeah that's going to be a hard no from them :V-

-even if Mr. Fish isn't actually her child? :V-

-only freed when drunk...?-
-wait, she saw the whole thing when Liz was being a jealous brat?-

-You... Are not wrong-
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-She sees him as that either way-
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-Eeyup-

Elizabeth: "Sorry for her behavior before when she was being actually worse with you"

"Oh, totally."

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Steven: ...Hold on one second. "Said to Altera."
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Lapis: That's a lot of money going to a good cause.

Medea Lily: "It was still very bad from my part..."

Medea: "As I said, it's fine. Trying to be well-mannered all the time has to be difficult"
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Altera: "Okay?"
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Osakabehime: "More games?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "It was still very bad from my part..."

Medea: "As I said, it's fine. Trying to be well-mannered all the time has to be difficult"
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Altera: "Okay?"
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Osakabehime: "More games?"

"And she can help her improve."

___

"He's going to talk to Bismuth about this..."
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"But of course. :V"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And she can help her improve."

___

"He's going to talk to Bismuth about this..."
___

"But of course. :V"

-Medea truly wants that...-
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Altera: -Waits-
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-That's NEEThime for you-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Medea truly wants that...-
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Altera: -Waits-
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-That's NEEThime for you-

"And it looks like she has that, now."
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Bismuth: Steven, do you know what that was? That was a Velber! What's she doing here on Earth?

Steven: "Sounding nervous" Oh-ho-ho, uh, well, yes, she's not just a Velber...Her name is Altera, and she isn't like all those others! She doesn't want to hurt anyone, she just wants to live a normal life! Well, as normal as life is for someone with magic and super powers, anyway. My own life isn't exactly normal, either, heheh...

Bismuth: ...So you're saying she isn't programmed like a normal Velber.

Steven: Not at all, she's her own person! And she's not bad!

Bismuth: ...
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"Eeyup!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And it looks like she has that, now."
___

Bismuth: Steven, do you know what that was? That was a Velber! What's she doing here on Earth?

Steven: "Sounding nervous" Oh-ho-ho, uh, well, yes, she's not just a Velber...Her name is Altera, and she isn't like all those others! She doesn't want to hurt anyone, she just wants to live a normal life! Well, as normal as life is for someone with magic and super powers, anyway. My own life isn't exactly normal, either, heheh...

Bismuth: ...So you're saying she isn't programmed like a normal Velber.

Steven: Not at all, she's her own person! And she's not bad!

Bismuth: ...
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"Eeyup!"

Medea Lily: "... Okay by me"

Medea: "Good, you won't be alone this time..."
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Altera: -Looks from the hallway, waves smiling friendly-
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Tamamo: "So how it was?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meltlilith: "I still want to prove it!"
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-nah- :V
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Chen: "Now you're it~!"
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Mordred: "Eeyup, and I agree"

Urbosa: "Well, if you truly seek for a friendly spar, then I don't see why not?"
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-KEK-
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Sakura: "I guess I am..."
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Yang: "Then again, I can beat up a bear anytime."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "... Okay by me"

Medea: "Good, you won't be alone this time..."
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Altera: -Looks from the hallway, waves smiling friendly-
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Tamamo: "So how it was?"

"D'aww."
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Bismuth: ...Ha! Looks like us Crystal Gems weren't only ones out there fighting the power! I guess Rose's work must've rubbed off on some off 'them, too!
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Lapis: Pretty cool Disney stuff again. I'd like to try playing myself next time.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "Well, if you truly seek for a friendly spar, then I don't see why not?"
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-KEK-
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Sakura: "I guess I am..."
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Yang: "Then again, I can beat up a bear anytime."

Meltlilith: "Good then!"
---
-What the goddess thinks?-
---
-Chen leaps out-
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-They lost their previous clothes by battle damage, if you're curious-

Mordred: "Definitely will again"

"D'aww."
___

Bismuth: ...Ha! Looks like us Crystal Gems weren't only ones out there fighting the power! I guess Rose's work must've rubbed off on some off 'them, too!
___

Lapis: Pretty cool Disney stuff again. I'd like to try playing myself next time.

-Both can't help but have a smile-
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Altera: -Nervous laugh-
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Kiyohime: "Should start with the first game then... It's the only one with a story that isn't stupid"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meltlilith: "Good then!"
---
-What the goddess thinks?-
---
-Chen leaps out-
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-They lost their previous clothes by battle damage, if you're curious-

Mordred: "Definitely will again"

-Urbosa takes out her shield and scimitar-
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Palu: They can't be serious...
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-Sakura tries to reach someone-
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Yang: "I just need clothes that don't suck..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Both can't help but have a smile-
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Altera: -Nervous laugh-
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Kiyohime: "Should start with the first game then... It's the only one with a story that isn't stupid"

"Now they're really like a mother and daughter."

"But they probably still won't admit that out loud, even now."

___

"At least this Gem seems to realize they're on the same side."
___

I liked the story in II.

Lapis: I'll give it a go sometime. Thanks for introducing me to it, Tamamo!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Urbosa takes out her shield and scimitar-
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Palu: They can't be serious...
---
-Sakura tries to reach someone-
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Yang: "I just need clothes that don't suck..."

-Melt simply gets in a battle stance-
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-Yes they are-
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Gil: "You aren't going to make me it, right?" -Does puppy eyes while using his Rosy-cheeked Adonis skill for maximum charm-
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Luka: "Wear some armor then"

"Now they're really like a mother and daughter."

"But they probably still won't admit that out loud, even now."

___

"At least this Gem seems to realize they're on the same side."
___

I liked the story in II.

Lapis: I'll give it a go sometime. Thanks for introducing me to it, Tamamo!

-Nope, they will keep being tsuntsun about it-
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-And she's glad for it, she's had enough of being a Velber for a lifetime-
---
Heh

Tamamo: "You're welcome! There's HD compilations, so we can do those!"

Osakbehime: "What of Re:Coded and 358/2 Days?"

Kiyohime: "...Would the former really matter?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Melt simply gets in a battle stance-
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-Yes they are-
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Gil: "You aren't going to make me it, right?" -Does puppy eyes while using his Rosy-cheeked Adonis skill for maximum charm-
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Luka: "Wear some armor then"

Urbosa: "I'll let you make the first move."
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-she can't believe them-
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Sakura: "I... um... well... it's what the game is..." -about to do it!-
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Yang: "Nah. These girls deserve to breathe." -referring to the things Luka and Mordred lack; boobies -

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Nope, they will keep being tsuntsun about it-
---
-And she's glad for it, she's had enough of being a Velber for a lifetime-
---
Heh

Tamamo: "You're welcome! There's HD compilations, so we can do those!"

Osakbehime: "What of Re:Coded and 358/2 Days?"

Kiyohime: "...Would the former really matter?"

"At this rate Jeanne and Amakusa are more likely to admit their feelings for each other before the Medeas admit they see each other as a mother and daughter."

(Come to think of it, do those two Rulers even still have romantic feelings for each other? I haven't noticed any ship tease moments between them for a very long time.)
___

"Finally breaking away from that society of corrupt aliens."
___

Lapis: That sounds cool.

"Haven't heard many good things about any version of Coded, so yeah. :V"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "I'll let you make the first move."
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-she can't believe them-
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Sakura: "I... um... well... it's what the game is..." -about to do it!-
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Yang: "Nah. These girls deserve to breathe." -referring to the things Luka and Mordred lack; boobies -

-A QUICK SLASH WITH HER BLADE HEELS!-
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-Why?-
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Gil: "But I don't want to be it..."

-His skill is making her look much more dreamy than he really is-
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-Luka has if one swimsuit pic her actress took is of any indication-

-Mordred though fet a metaphorical arrow piercing her-

"At this rate Jeanne and Amakusa are more likely to admit their feelings for each other before the Medeas admit they see each other as a mother and daughter."

(Come to think of it, do those two Rulers even still have romantic feelings for each other? I haven't noticed any ship tease moments between them for a very long time.)
___

"Finally breaking away from that society of corrupt aliens."
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Lapis: That sounds cool.

"Haven't heard many good things about any version of Coded, so yeah. :V"

-....... I forgot about that-
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-And hoping to never be found by them...-
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Tamamo: "Cool, mikon~ Maybe other game series too!"

Osakabehime: "We're doing a retro-marathon in a week. Particularly of the PSX and N64"

It's not much like it's a bad game as much as it's unecessary and recycling the first game. :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-....... I forgot about that-
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-And hoping to never be found by them...-
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Tamamo: "Cool, mikon~ Maybe other game series too!"

Osakabehime: "We're doing a retro-marathon in a week. Particularly of the PSX and N64"

It's not much like it's a bad game as much as it's unecessary and recycling the first game. :V

Welp that explains it lol.
___

"Are there any other Velbers still out there, even?"
___

Lapis: I still need to learn more about all this video game stuff...

(Yeah, that doesn't really sound interesting.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Welp that explains it lol.
___

"Are there any other Velbers still out there, even?"
___

Lapis: I still need to learn more about all this video game stuff...

(Yeah, that doesn't really sound interesting.)

But I dunno what to do with it anyway now...
---
-She remembers Archimedes saying that the Umbral Star, the mobile planet of the Velbers, still exists...-
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Tamamo: "Maybe should go 8-bit for a beginner..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

But I dunno what to do with it anyway now...
---
-She remembers Archimedes saying that the Umbral Star, the mobile planet of the Velbers, still exists...-
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Tamamo: "Maybe should go 8-bit for a beginner..."

Just gonna drop it, then?

___

"Just because the planet's still around doesn't mean it's lifeforms still are. Still an understandable concern, however."
___

"Inb4 Lapis loses a life failing to jump over that first ever Goomba. :V"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-....... I forgot about that-

Well, Sieg's here, so chances are Jeanne will just be head over heels for him instead, with Amakusa challenging him to earn the girl :V

-A QUICK SLASH WITH HER BLADE HEELS!-
---
-Why?-
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Gil: "But I don't want to be it..."

-His skill is making her look much more dreamy than he really is-
---
-Luka has if one swimsuit pic her actress took is of any indication-

-Mordred though fet a metaphorical arrow piercing her-

-BLOCKED BY SHIELD-

Urbosa: "I warn you though. I have years of experience."
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-because she knows her sister better than her kids do -
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Sakura: "M-Must..."

Kanna: "Hey! Are you trying to charm her to not be it? That's not fair!"
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-at least, she's got legs :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Well, Sieg's here, so chances are Jeanne will just be head over heels for him instead, with Amakusa challenging him to earn the girl :V

Meanwhile literally everyone else who's been with Chaldea for more than a day will facepalm in congruence at the sight of that event, knowing Amakusa waited too long to fess up.

Because back when the ship was being teased in this roleplay more often, it was a serious case of "Everyone Can See It."