Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rin: "NO!"

Medusa: "SAKURA!" -Leapt in!-

-but sadly, it closed right before that happened-

-Depressed-

-oh no-

-Now he's wonderingt if Kerry will come back, he better will or else, he'll find a way to do it himself and slap him in the face for not doing it by himself-

LOL

Yukari: "It was just a prank"

Wolf: -_-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-but sadly, it closed right before that happened-


-oh no-


LOL


Wolf: -_-

Medusa: "No...NONONO!"

Rin: "It can't be...Where?! Sakura!" -Tearing up-
---
-Can they be blamed? Not really-
---
Yukari: "Now let's get to business...There's something I want to ask you"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Medusa: "No...NONONO!"

Rin: "It can't be...Where?! Sakura!" -Tearing up-

-Isis and Julian are gone too-

-Can they be blamed? Not really-

-words?-

Yukari: "Now let's get to business...There's something I want to ask you"

Wolf: "What is it?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Isis and Julian are gone too-


-words?-


Wolf: "What is it?"

Sakura: -Fell unconscious, but now is waking up-
---
-Nothing, they can't bring themselves to speak to anyone-
---
Yukari: "The Princess of the Era of Calamity. Does she know of what the relic from the Golden Goddesses is truly capable of? Or simply sees it as a divine artifact of sealing? Not knowing it's what the Calamity she had with her originally wanted it the way you knew him...."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

EDIT: Crap, I posted this reply too early. I'll get the response I missed in my next one.

Medea: "---Thank you, you have no idea how much this means"
---
Don: "Sorry, she's a fortune teller, she makes a prediction every time she hits her head" -Thinking- "I wonder what `rince she meant though..."
---
Atalanta: "Would you like an apple...?"

Queen Moon: I was intending to provide assistance anyway, but now my own daughter's life is at stake as well........We cannot take any more chances. We need to be as careful about this as possible.
___

No idea...

"Even Alphys doesn't know"
___

(Heh, I wouldn't complain if I were eating one right now.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: -Fell unconscious, but now is waking up-

-trapped and tied up-

-Nothing, they can't bring themselves to speak to anyone-

-oh my-

Yukari: "The Princess of the Era of Calamity. Does she know of what the relic from the Golden Goddesses is truly capable of? Or simply sees it as a divine artifact of sealing? Not knowing it's what the Calamity she had with her originally wanted it the way you knew him...."

Wolf: "She doesn't know."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-swarmed by wraiths-

"His spirit is finally getting hit by them! But what do the wraiths actually do to it?"

 

[Deleted member]

"His spirit is finally getting hit by them! But what do the wraiths actually do to it?"

-drag the spirit out-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Also forgot to mention, but the Space Pirates Yukari recruited have a flying galleon stationed just besides the base now-

Queen Moon: I was intending to provide assistance anyway, but now my own daughter's life is at stake as well........We cannot take any more chances. We need to be as careful about this as possible.
___

No idea...

"Even Alphys doesn't know"
___

(Heh, I wouldn't complain if I were eating one right now.)

Medea: "Yes. I will offer and employ all my services to this..."
---
-Prince...The closest there could be to that is Chara, but alas, she's a...Well, she...-

Don: "Either way, I think it worked"
---
-She gives him a Golden Apple-

-trapped and tied up-


-oh my-


Wolf: "She doesn't know."

Sakura: "Huh?" -Struggling-
---
-Yeah, they are sitting on a table looking down now...-
---
Yukari: "...." -Smiles- "Good. Means she won't use it in battle...Isis could have countered it and destroyed it..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"Meanwhile, Star is growing impatient"

Star: (If this is anything like what happened to Marco, this must've been how bored he felt by now....) Alright, lady. What are you up to now? Oh, wait! I know what you're doing. Wasting my time. And yours, too. Chaldea's gonna show up here, along with my mom, they're gonna kick your butt, and probably destroy you in the end. I've seen 'em doing it plenty of times. Even if they've...lost a few people, this time. Keeping me here is just gonna ensure that you'll be in more trouble than you already are. Just sayin'.

-drag the spirit out-

"The monster known as Asgore is no longer possessed, but is unconscious"

"Once again no longer inhabiting a body, the spirit tries to fly away"

Medea: "Yes. I will offer and employ all my services to this..."
---
-Prince...The closest there could be to that is Chara, but alas, she's a...Well, she...-

Don: "Either way, I think it worked"
---
-She gives him a Golden Apple-

Lekmet: "Goat noises that means he agrees with the Queen and will stand by her along with the rest of the Commission"

Rhomboulus: I dunno whether I want to crystalize these punks, or just kill 'em.....guess it doesn't matter too much!

"They've never seen Queen Moon's own magical abilities in use; what could she be capable of"

___

"They'll need to think about this....."

Yes, the test was successful. Thank you Don, Navi.

Claptrap: I know how you feel. Well, not physically, because I don't feel pain, except in my eye anyway, but going through life suffering things like this is par for the course! For me, anyway!

(For Navi's sake, I won't take up any future suggestions to use her as a test subject....)
___

"Which he then ate"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Now I'm going to eat lunch.

Lekmet: "Goat noises that means he agrees with the Queen and will stand by her along with the rest of the Commission"

Rhomboulus: I dunno whether I want to crystalize these punks, or just kill 'em.....guess it doesn't matter too much!

"They've never seen Queen Moon's own magical abilities in use; what could she be capable of"

___

"They'll need to think about this....."

Yes, the test was successful. Thank you Don, Navi.

Claptrap: I know how you feel. Well, not physically, because I don't feel pain, except in my eye anyway, but going through life suffering things like this is par for the course! For me, anyway!

(For Navi's sake, I won't take up any future suggestions to use her as a test subject....)
___

"Which he then ate"

???: "Star Butterfly...You are planning on rescuing her?"
---
Navi: -Starts flying- "I feel like I saw many stars!"
---
Atalanta: "Hopefully it gives you more energy..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Huh?" -Struggling-

Isis: "It's no use."

-Yeah, they are sitting on a table looking down now...-

-oh my-

Yukari: "...." -Smiles- "Good. Means she won't use it in battle...Isis could have countered it and destroyed it..."

Wolf: "Indeed."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"Back on Mewni......a small bird monster walks by the side of his two tamed pets, a giant bald eagle and a giant spider. He's rather annoyed and a little dejected, as what he assumed to be a wand he found is not functioning for him"

Ludo: I don't know, girls, maybe this isn't what it looks like. It looks like a magic wand, but....

"His spider tried to grab it"

Ludo: What did I say?! Follow three feet behind me! Three! Yeah, anyway, I don't know, maybe it's just some kind of weird baby rattle. Or a spoon. Some kind of ancient spoon. Or maybe it's just.......art. I don't know, maybe somebody tried to do something really abstract. Yeah, that's it. It's probably abstract art.....

"The spider tried to chew on it"

Ludo: What are you doing?! No, no. Put it down! Let go of my thing! Whatever this......thing, is, anyway! I don't know, but I found it! It's mine!

"Meanwhile, Star is growing impatient"

Star: (If this is anything like what happened to Marco, this must've been how bored he felt by now....) Alright, lady. What are you up to now? Oh, wait! I know what you're doing. Wasting my time. And yours, too. Chaldea's gonna show up here, along with my mom, they're gonna kick your butt, and probably destroy you in the end. I've seen 'em doing it plenty of times. Even if they've...lost a few people, this time. Keeping me here is just gonna ensure that you'll be in more trouble than you already are. Just sayin'.

This is to Isis, by the way (whenever she returns to their base near wherever Star's being held in there).

Now I'm going to eat lunch.

???: "Star Butterfly...You are planning on rescuing her?"
---
Navi: -Starts flying- "I feel like I saw many stars!"
---
Atalanta: "Hopefully it gives you more energy..."

Hekapoo: Who said that?! "On alert"
___

Claptrap: Yeah, that'll happen. Next thing you know, you'll fall over flat on your face! Or bump into a wall. Repeatedly.
___

(Just about any food helps right now. Our resources have been more limited since the attack. But I won't let it slow me down. I have to fight, no matter what, now.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Meanwhile, Star is growing impatient"

Star: (If this is anything like what happened to Marco, this must've been how bored he felt by now....) Alright, lady. What are you up to now? Oh, wait! I know what you're doing. Wasting my time. And yours, too. Chaldea's gonna show up here, along with my mom, they're gonna kick your butt, and probably destroy you in the end. I've seen 'em doing it plenty of times. Even if they've...lost a few people, this time. Keeping me here is just gonna ensure that you'll be in more trouble than you already are. Just sayin'.

She's not even here right now.

She's busy entertaining another guest. Should make for a fun show.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Isis: "It's no use."

She's not even here right now.

She's busy entertaining another guest. Should make for a fun show.

Star: A talking flower?..... Ohhhhhh. I know what you are! You're that evil plant guy everyone kept talking about! Why are you working with her?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: A talking flower?..... Ohhhhhh. I know what you are! You're that evil plant guy everyone kept talking about! Why are you working with her?

Because murder is so much fun!

 

[Deleted member]

"The monster known as Asgore is no longer possessed, but is unconscious"

"Once again no longer inhabiting a body, the spirit tries to fly away"

-one wraith grabs him by the leg to drag him down-

(I'm intending on having the wraiths rip him apart; if you don't want that to happen/don't want The Lich to be ended here, tell me right away )

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Back on Mewni......a small bird monster walks by the side of his two tamed pets, a giant bald eagle and a giant spider. He's rather annoyed and a little dejected, as what he assumed to be a wand he found is not functioning for him"

Ludo: I don't know, girls, maybe this isn't what it looks like. It looks like a magic wand, but....

"His spider tried to grab it"

Ludo: What did I say?! Follow three feet behind me! Three! Yeah, anyway, I don't know, maybe it's just some kind of weird baby rattle. Or a spoon. Some kind of ancient spoon. Or maybe it's just.......art. I don't know, maybe somebody tried to do something really abstract. Yeah, that's it. It's probably abstract art.....

"The spider tried to chew on it"

Ludo: What are you doing?! No, no. Put it down! Let go of my thing! Whatever this......thing, is, anyway! I don't know, but I found it! It's mine!

-Yeah! You tell them!-

Hekapoo: Who said that?! "On alert"
___

Claptrap: Yeah, that'll happen. Next thing you know, you'll fall over flat on your face! Or bump into a wall. Repeatedly.
___

(Just about any food helps right now. Our resources have been more limited since the attack. But I won't let it slow me down. I have to fight, no matter what, now.)

-She sees this girl-

Spoiler

Ahim: "My name is Ahim de Famille, Princess of the destroyed Famille planet. I met Princess Butterfly once in a crusade where I was kidnapped..."
---
Navi: "Joke's on the trashcan. I bump into walls everyday already!"

Don: "Navi, you're not making yourself look better"
---
Atalanta: "Just don't exceed yourself too much, will you?"

Isis: "It's no use."


-oh my-


Wolf: "Indeed."

Sakura: "Why did you kidnap me? I'm just one Servant..."
---
-Indeed-
---
Yukari: "But to make sure, if you see her attempting to do it, stop her. The Triforce is tied to Hyrule more than you could comprehend, its destruction would cause life to dry out there"

-How does she know this?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Why did you kidnap me? I'm just one Servant..."

Isis: "But you have so much potential."

-Indeed-

-then?-

Yukari: "But to make sure, if you see her attempting to do it, stop her. The Triforce is tied to Hyrule more than you could comprehend, its destruction would cause life to dry out there"

-How does she know this?-

Wolf: "Wait... how do you know that?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Isis: "But you have so much potential."


-then?-


Wolf: "Wait... how do you know that?"

Sakura: "Potential? What are you speaking of? Or will you leave at doubt in case others somehow get here?"
---
-Someone sees them-
---
Yukari: "I have many knowledge in many things, and your kingdom is a very amusing place to watch whenever I feel bored.

For example, remember how there's your timeline and another one where the Hero of Winds comes from? There's another one where your ancestor, the Hero of Time, died in battle against Ganondorf. Things eventually got better, so don't worry, but in that timeline there was an incident where an alternate universe Hyrule called Lorule had their Triforce destroyed and tried to steal the one from that timeline.

It wasn't much out of greed as a necessity, the Triforce is vital to Hyrule's life, many species died, many others turned into monsters similars to the ones you have fought in your journeys."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Potential? What are you speaking of? Or will you leave at doubt in case others somehow get here?"

Isis: "I'll just cut straight to the chase." -snaps her fingers-

-sudden Chaos Kin-

-Someone sees them-

-it was Kanna-

Kanna: "Jack!"

Yukari: "I have many knowledge in many things, and your kingdom is a very amusing place to watch whenever I feel bored.

For example, remember how there's your timeline and another one where the Hero of Winds comes from? There's another one where your ancestor, the Hero of Time, died in battle against Ganondorf. Things eventually got better, so don't worry, but in that timeline there was an incident where an alternate universe Hyrule called Lorule had their Triforce destroyed and tried to steal the one from that timeline.

It wasn't much out of greed as a necessity, the Triforce is vital to Hyrule's life, many species died, many others turned into monsters similars to the ones you have fought in your journeys."

Wolf: "Oh..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Isis: "I'll just cut straight to the chase." -snaps her fingers-

-sudden Chaos Kin-


-it was Kanna-

Kanna: "Jack!"


Wolf: "Oh..."

Sakura: "W-What is that thing?!"
---
Jack: -Turns to her, waves, still sad-
---
Yukari: "Oh indeed"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "W-What is that thing?!"

Isis: "Your new best friend."

Jack: -Turns to her, waves, still sad-

Kanna: "A-Are you alright...?"

Yukari: "Oh indeed"

Wolf: "But if you know, what's stopping Isis from knowing too?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Isis: "Your new best friend."


Kanna: "A-Are you alright...?"


Wolf: "But if you know, what's stopping Isis from knowing too?"

Sakura: "Stay away from me!"

-Reminds her of Zouken's worms-
---
Jack: -Shooks-
---
Yukari: "Nothing. But she isn't targeting your home, at least not now, so we have to make sure she stops her rampage"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sakura: "Stay away from me!"

-Reminds her of Zouken's worms-

Isis: "I'll let you two have fun." -leaves the room-

Jack: -Shooks-

Kanna: "What's wrong?"

Yukari: "Nothing. But she isn't targeting your home, at least not now, so we have to make sure she stops her rampage"

Wolf: -nods-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Isis: "I'll let you two have fun." -leaves the room-


Kanna: "What's wrong?"


Wolf: -nods-

-Weren't the ghosts part of this though?-
---
Jack: Sister is dead..."
---
Yukari: "But if something were to happen, protect it at all costs, understood?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Weren't the ghosts part of this though?-

-they're still trapped in the crest, as Isis wants to wait until the Chaos Kin does its thing before messing around with the spirits-

Jack: Sister is dead..."

Kanna: "..." -hogs-

Yukari: "But if something were to happen, protect it at all costs, understood?"

-he nods-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-they're still trapped in the crest, as Isis wants to wait until the Chaos Kin does its thing before messing around with the spirits-


Kanna: "..." -hogs-


-he nods-

-And she heard a scream as the Chaos Kin did his thing-
---
-Jack doesn't moves, too saddened to react-
---
Yukari: "Good then" -An alarm sounds-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And she heard a scream as the Chaos Kin did his thing-

Isis:

-Jack doesn't moves, too saddened to react-

-Kanna trying to make her feel better with hog-

Yukari: "Good then" -An alarm sounds-

Wolf: "What now?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Because murder is so much fun!

EDIUT: Crap, I forgot to write up this part....fixing that now.

Star: Well, aren't you just a little bundle of joy...."Sarcasm"

-one wraith grabs him by the leg to drag him down-

(I'm intending on having the wraiths rip him apart; if you don't want that to happen/don't want The Lich to be ended here, tell me right away )

(.......I'm a bit torn here, because while I definitely don't want the Lich to end right here, on the other hand, in the show, The Lich almost always finds some way to return. Then again it's rare that his spirit form is directly targeted. I also don't want Shin's effots to be completely for naught though. Maybe I should have some small fragment of him escape....)

-Yeah! You tell them!-

-She sees this girl-

Spoiler

Ahim: "My name is Ahim de Famille, Princess of the destroyed Famille planet. I met Princess Butterfly once in a crusade where I was kidnapped..."
---
Navi: "Joke's on the trashcan. I bump into walls everyday already!"

Don: "Navi, you're not making yourself look better"
---
Atalanta: "Just don't exceed yourself too much, will you?"

-

Moon: You know my daughter?

___

Apparently al ot of robots around here tend to suffer......traumas. Frequently.

Not one other robot I know....
___

(......Very well, I won't. But I am going to put as much of my energy into fighting the inevitable battle as possible. They can't be allowed to win this fight....)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Isis:


-Kanna trying to make her feel better with hog-


Wolf: "What now?"

Grail: "That scream sounded like me..."
---
-Jack finally replies to hog-
---
Yukari: "Nothing pretty, let's go"

Moon: You know my daughter?

___

Apparently a lot of robots around here tend to suffer......traumas. Frequently.

Not one other robot I know....
___

(......Very well, I won't. But I am going to put as much of my energy into fighting the inevitable battle as possible. They can't be allowed to win this fight....)

Ahim: "Yes. She helped me once escape from that kidnapping. That one gap yokai told me that she was in trouble, and that's why she recruited me. And I brought my crew..."
---
Navi: "Not pretty! Not pretty!"

Don: "Calm down..."
---
Atalanta: -Nods- "Even if I have to use my second Noble Phantasm, I'll do everything"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

EDIUT: Crap, I forgot to write up this part....fixing that now.

Star: Well, aren't you just a little bundle of joy...."Sarcasm"

Grail: "That scream sounded like me..."

-indeed...-

-Jack finally replies to hog-

-yay-

Yukari: "Nothing pretty, let's go"

-they do-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed...-


-yay-


-they do-

-What Isis then do?-
---
-None of the two Assassins are crying, but that's only because they have emptied their eyes out of tears-
---
Eleonora: "Good, everyone is here..."

Aya: "I was in the middle of explaining something important, you know?"

Eleonora: "Sorry, this is an emegency"

-People see Rin and Medusa are with the genius, looking distressed-

 

[Devil May Plop]

-noncanon-

The setting was a large, warm beach, the ocean splashing again the sand. There was a small shack with ten reclining chairs outside; nine were occupied.

Vashyron: "Nice day today, huh?"

(Can't find Vashy's color!)

Leanne: "You bet! I love the beach..."

(I can't find the Leanne color either. )

As the two were chatting, Dante was taking a nice nap. Well, "nice;" he'd be in for a rude awakening upon discovering Trish was drawing on his face.

Phoenix Wright, having stood up on his chair, looked back to the shack. There he saw his daughter, Trucy, on her way with a trey of drinks in tow.

Phoenix: "Heya, Trucy. Drinks ready?"

Trucy: "Yep! Made your favorites."

Athena Cykes let out a "woo!" as she ran ahead to pick up hers.

Lady, Zephyr, and Apollo Justice, meanwhile, were speaking amongst themselves.

Lady: "Wonder how the others are?"

Zephyr shrugged.

Apollo: "I'm sure they're fine. What's the worst that could happen?" (Besides many things, I guess.)

And so, they enjoyed their day.

-end noncanon-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-What Isis then do?-

-she waits-

-None of the two Assassins are crying, but that's only because they have emptied their eyes out of tears-

-oh dang-

Eleonora: "Good, everyone is here..."

Aya: "I was in the middle of explaining something important, you know?"

Eleonora: "Sorry, this is an emegency"

-People see Sakura and Medusa are with the genius, looking distressed-

Sakura?

 

[Digital Hazard]

-noncanon-

The setting was a large, warm beach, the ocean splashing again the sand. There was a small shack with ten reclining chairs outside; nine were occupied.

Vashyron: "Nice day today, huh?"

(Can't find Vashy's color!)

Leanne: "You bet! I love the beach..."

(I can't find the Leanne color either. )

As the two were chatting, Dante was taking a nice nap. Well, "nice;" he'd be in for a rude awakening upon discovering Trish was drawing on his face.

Phoenix Wright, having stood up on his chair, looked back to the shack. There he saw his daughter, Trucy, on her way with a trey of drinks in tow.

Phoenix: "Heya, Trucy. Drinks ready?"

Trucy: "Yep! Made your favorites."

Athena Cykes let out a "woo!" as she ran ahead to pick up hers.

Lady, Zephyr, and Apollo Justice, meanwhile, were speaking amongst themselves.

Lady: "Wonder how the others are?"

Zephyr shrugged.

Apollo: "I'm sure they're fine. What's the worst that could happen?" (Besides many things, I guess.)

And so, they enjoyed their day.

-end noncanon-

LOL Ploppers.

-she waits-


-oh dang-


Sakura?

-To what?-
---
Semiramis: "Jack...Go play with your friend..."

Jack: "But I don't want to leave you..."

Semiramis: "Please do it..."
---
FIXED

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-To what?-

-until the Chaos Kin takes over Sakura-

Semiramis: "Jack...Go play with your friend..."

Jack: "But I don't want to leave you..."

Semiramis: "Please do it..."

Kanna: "You could come along, Jack's mother."

FIXED

Palutena: "What happened?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-until the Chaos Kin takes over Sakura-


Kanna: "You could come along, Jack's mother."


Palutena: "What happened?"

-To her surprise, she is resisting for much longer than she thought-
---
Semiramis: "I'm an adult, you wouldn't mind?"
---
Eleonora: "Isis entered..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-To her surprise, she is resisting for much longer than she thought-

Isis: Only a matter of time...

Semiramis: "I'm an adult, you wouldn't mind?"

Kanna: -shakes her head-

Eleonora: "Isis entered..."

Palu: "She figured out where we are? How?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Isis: Only a matter of time...


Kanna: -shakes her head-


Palu: "She figured out where we are? How?"

Sakura: -Panting, only not screaming because her throat is in pain-
---
Semiramis: "Fine..."
---
Eleonora: "I don't know...But she knows where we are, she can enter and has done it already...We truly aren't safe wherever we go..."