Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Still not Thanos~

Have you SEEN that gun?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yeah, he still doesn't understands why pink options were removed.
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Quetzalcoatl: "Hope you're getting a wonderful Christmas~!"
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Yukari: "In this rom, is what I'm saying"
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Eleonora: "If that's the case, you will also have to fight too"

-hue-

Does he know you can have your own custom color? ... Actually, he probably does and is just lazy
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Kanna: -eating the foods-
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Ingrid: "Yeah, I'd like that."
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D.D.: "Perfect!" -THUMBS UP- "They will soon know the wrath of The Great Daisuke Dejima's Crimson Thunder!" -posing-

Rook: -sighs-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Does he know you can have your own custom color? ... Actually, he probably does and is just lazy
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Kanna: -eating the foods-
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Ingrid: "Yeah, I'd like that."
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D.D.: "Perfect!" -THUMBS UP- "They will soon know the wrath of The Great Daisuke Dejima's Crimson Thunder!" -posing-

Rook: -sighs-

It would be time consuming to do so in every post I'm in.
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-Each child is opening presents-
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Yukari: "Then do so, spend some time with those two"
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Medea: "At least you have an attitude for it..."

Eleonora: -To Kamui's sisters- "I don't need to say we also must rely on you, do I?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

It would be time consuming to do so in every post I'm in.
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-Each child is opening presents-
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Yukari: "Then do so, spend some time with those two"
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Medea: "At least you have an attitude for it..."

Eleonora: -To Kamui's sisters- "I don't need to say we also must rely on you, do I?"

Like he doesn't have all the time in the world :V
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-yee-
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Ingrid: "Thank you."
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-the four of them nod-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Like he doesn't have all the time in the world :V
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-yee-
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Ingrid: "Thank you."
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-the four of them nod-

You're not wring with that.
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-And they all are loving it-
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Yukari: "You're welcome, any time and you know it"
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Eleonora: "Now I recommend you take a few hours break, then we shall return with a charge there"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You're not wring with that.
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-And they all are loving it-
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Yukari: "You're welcome, any time and you know it"
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Eleonora: "Now I recommend you take a few hours break, then we shall return with a charge there"

-they laugh?-
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-indeed~!-
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-smiling soul-
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-everyone agrees-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-they laugh?-
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-indeed~!-
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-smiling soul-
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-everyone agrees-

-Oh yeah-
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-Seems the Aztec's mission is being fulfilled...-
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Abigail: "I have so much to tell you!"
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Jeanne: "You're all dismissed"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Oh yeah-
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-Seems the Aztec's mission is being fulfilled...-
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Abigail: "I have so much to tell you!"
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Jeanne: "You're all dismissed"

-kek-
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-but not the dragon's stomach :V-
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Ingrid: "You do?"
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-yay!-

 

[Deleted member]

Have you SEEN that gun?

Can it wipe out half the universe? :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

-kek-
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-but not the dragon's stomach :V-
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Ingrid: "You do?"
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-yay!-

You are hilarious.
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-Being fair, can anything fulfill that?-
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Abigail: "Yes! So much adventures we've had!"
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-Thus everyone went to get some slight rest before the storm...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Can it wipe out half the universe? :V

... Shut up...

You are hilarious.
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-Being fair, can anything fulfill that?-
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Abigail: "Yes! So much adventures we've had!"
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-Thus everyone went to get some slight rest before the storm...-

Why do you think I got so many movies?
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-KEK
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Ingrid: "You did?"
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-indeed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Why do you think I got so many movies?
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-KEK
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Ingrid: "You did?"
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-indeed-

A little fox was desperate that a mouse would get some rights? Funnier considering the mouse now owns the fox.
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-Even when Shirou uses the entire fridge, he can't....-
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Abigail: "Yes! Like in that world of Remnant!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

A little fox was desperate that a mouse would get some rights? Funnier considering the mouse now owns the fox.
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-Even when Shirou uses the entire fridge, he can't....-
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Abigail: "Yes! Like in that world of Remnant!"

Does that mean Wolvie can kill Thanos now?!
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-OH NO...-
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Ingrid: -listening-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Does that mean Wolvie can kill Thanos now?!
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-OH NO...-
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Ingrid: -listening-

If there's a new MvC that doesn't suck, yes.
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-That's why he and Kamui have three fridges-

-One for Kamui, one for Kanna, the other for... Everyone else-
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Abigail: "When I was resummoned there, it was pretty scary..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

If there's a new MvC that doesn't suck, yes.
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-That's why he and Kamui have three fridges-

-One for Kamui, one for Kanna, the other for... Everyone else-
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Abigail: "When I was resummoned there, it was pretty scary..."

LMAO
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-LOL-
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Ingrid: "It was?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

LMAO
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-LOL-
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Ingrid: "It was?"

So it will take a long while.
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-He's been thinking on getting a smaller 4th for Azura-
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Abigail: "Yes, I was conflicted in what to think..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "I... It's nothing, really..."

-Plant seemed spiteful twards all of this...-
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-Perhaps... It should be noted that the Yellow Sentry under the Ranger Slayer command seems to mostly benefit solutions through speech and only violence when left with no option-
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Jeanne: "Mario, there's also that companion hat of yours"

Are you certain?
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"No surprise, there."
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"Indicating that Sentry is among those who really dislike the job in the first place. "
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Cappy: Thanks for remembering me!

Mario: Hmm. I wonder if we could capture anything they have there?

Jack: "What is this thing?!"

HOLY ****!

-tries to bust out-

"As the barrier is magical, he doesn't succeed."

"A tall and thing, purple monster with a more humanoid appearance teleports from behind the barrier through a door of light."

Halt, thine trespassers! Thou mayeth thoughtest thou were safe...BUT THOU WERE MISTAKEN! "Evil laugh" Thou's loyal companions have already encountered I, Rouxls Kaard, once before, along with much of my brilliant puzzle work! They mayeth cheatedeth through mine puzzles, but THOU will not! This time, thou will not escape unless mine brilliant puzzle is solved legitimately! I have cheat-proofed it! Thine won't be escaping as easily as the rest of thou's fellow worms, now!

Now, behold, my ULTIMATE puzzle!

HOLY ****!

also holy **** at that previous part...

Yeah, the whole "Asgore is still in Isis' dimension" thing kinda got forgotten and neglected a little while back, so I figured I'd address it again and give it a conclusion. Took the time last night to write this detailed post up for more of a "grand" and dramatic send-off. There was no way Asgore was getting out of there alive at that point, so I believed it was time for The Lich to end him.

Besides that, I introduced the now ghostly-Frisk to this RP, and I'm not going to have them disappear from it without explanation. I've neglected Frisk for too long. I want them (her in this case) to contribute further to this arc until it's complete.

"With that said and done, The Lich had reported Asgore's death to Isis."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Are you certain?
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"No surprise, there."
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"Indicating that Sentry is among those who really dislike the job in the first place. "
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Cappy: Thanks for remembering me!

Mario: Hmm. I wonder if we could capture anything they have there?




"As the barrier is magical, he doesn't succeed."

"A tall and thing, purple monster with a more humanoid appearance teleports from behind the barrier through a door of light."

WHalt, thine trespassers! Thou mayeth thoughtest thou were safe...BUT THOU WERE MISTAKEN! "Evil laugh" Thou's loyal companions have already encountered I, Rouxls Kaard, once before, along with much of my brilliant puzzle work! They mayeth cheatedeth through mine puzzles, but THOU will not! This time, thou will not escape unless mine brilliant, ULTIMATE puzzle is solved legitimately! I have cheat-proofed it! Thine won't be escaping as easily as the rest of thou's fellow worms, now!

Now, behold, my ULTIMATE puzzle!

Aya: "Y-Yes..." What is this unwelcomed feeling?
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-If it could, it would free itself and its master...-
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-It goes further than that...-

Yellow Sentry: It's kind of ironic... Kimmy, the others and me used to thwart Rita's schemes, but now we're both under... "her" command... -sighs-

-If she's honest, she hates all of this... Only reason why she's doing ll this was because of survival instinct and being hopeless to do anything against it-
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Jeanne: "What about the tanks they had?"
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Jack: "Get us out or I'll carve your heart out and stomp it!"

"With that said and done, The Lich had reported Asgore's death to Isis."

The Stoopid Unikorn

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "Y-Yes..." What is this unwelcomed feeling?
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-If it could, it would free itself and its master...-
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-It goes further than that...-

Yellow Sentry: It's kind of ironic... Kimmy, the others and me used to thwart Rita's schemes, but now we're both under... "her" command... -sighs-

-If she's honest, she hates all of this... Only reason why she's doing ll this was because of survival instinct and being hopeless to do anything against it-
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Jeanne: "What about the tanks they had?"
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Jack: "Get us out or I'll carve your heart out and stomp it!"

You don't sound alright.
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"But that isn't happening."
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"There must be some way out of it..."
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Mario: Perfect-o!

"Then a few ducks stepped into the scene."

"Proudly" You haven't forgotten about us, now, have you?
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Respect mine ways, accept thine fate and spend decades of hard work trying to solveth mine creation, or face certain doom!

 

[Digital Hazard]

You don't sound alright.
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"But that isn't happening."
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"There must be some way out of it..."
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Mario: Perfect-o!

"Then a few ducks stepped into the scene."

"Proudly" You haven't forgotten about us, now, have you?
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Respect mine ways, accept thine fate and spend decades of hard work trying to solveth mine creation, or face certain doom!

Aya: "I can assure you I'm perfectly fiiiine..."
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-Not in soon-
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-If there is, she has no idea, nor is she thinking she would deserve better...-

-A Red Sentry then entered-

Generic Red Sentry: "Commander Trini, General Slayer has called you under her service and tasked me to watch over the prisoners"

Yellow Sentry: "Understood..." -Went off-
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Eleonora: "Right, are you ready for combat?"
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-She practically flipped him up-

-He's really getting into the kid's bad side-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "I can assure you I'm perfectly fiiiine..."
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-Not in soon-
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-If there is, she has no idea, nor is she thinking she would deserve better...-

-A Red Sentry then entered-

Generic Red Sentry: "Commander Trini, General Slayer has called you under her service and tasked me to watch over the prisoners"

Yellow Sentry: "Understood..." -Went off-
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Eleonora: "Right, are you ready for combat?"
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-She practically flipped him up-

-He's really getting into the kid's bad side-

i know someone who's not fine. take from someone who spent years of going through countless alternate timelines feeling not fine, despite acting lazy and cheerful most of the time; you're not putting up a good act to hide it.
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"Nope, not at all..."
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Yeah, better get your job done! I'm on the hunt for stragglers. Can't have any heroes sneaking around here, ruining our plans when we least expect it.
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I'm Scrooge McDuck. I'm always ready for a fight.

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"Alas, the barrier's protecting him, as he's behind it."

 

[Deleted member]

-incinerage-

 

[Digital Hazard]

i know someone who's not fine. take from someone who spent years of going through countless alternate timelines feeling not fine, despite acting lazy and cheerful most of the time; you're not putting up a good act to hide it.
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"Nope, not at all..."
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Yeah, better get your job done! I'm on the hunt for stragglers. Can't have any heroes sneaking around here, ruining our plans when we least expect it.
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I'm Scrooge McDuck. I'm always ready for a fight.

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"Alas, the barrier's protecting him, as he's behind it."

Aya: "I just somehow feel an unwelcome presence..."
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Generic Red Sentry: "As you say, Master Lancer"

-Semiramis looks at the Sentry in spite-
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Besides, have you seen Death Battle? He really kiccked Butt-Butt's butt.

Eleonora: "..."
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Jack: -Tries to cut it despite knowing it's magic in a futile attempt-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "I just somehow feel an unwelcome presence..."
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Generic Red Sentry: "As you say, Master Lancer"

-Semiramis looks at the Sentry in spite-
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Besides, have you seen Death Battle? He really kiccked Butt-Butt's butt.

Eleonora: "..."

Didn't you say you that felt something similar just a few days ago?
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Good! Off I go! "On his bicycle."
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Eh...What now?

Jack: -Tries to cut it despite knowing it's magic in a futile attempt-

-incinerage-

It's time to face my ULTIMATE puzzle, fools!

"A weighted switch appears on the floor and a box appears in the room as well. ..It's the exact same "puzzle" that requires basic common sense that he made the other group go through. The only difference is that the box is not on the floor and instead hanging by a rope, this time."

Have at you!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Didn't you say you that felt something similar just a few days ago?
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Good! Off I go! "On his bicycle."
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Eh...What now?




It's time to face my ULTIMATE puzzle, fools!

""A weighted switch appears on the floor and a box appears in the room as well. ..It's the exact same "puzzle" that requires basic common sense that he made the other group go through. The only difference is that the box is not on the floor and instead hanging by a rope, this time."

Have at you!

Aya: "I... May not remember that"
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Generic Red Sentry: "..." -Looking around- "Good, no one here"
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Eleonora: "She makes weird comments at times..."

Awwww, your 4th wall breaking isn't good enough...
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Jack: "............" -Threw her knife at the rope-

 

[Deleted member]

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Jack: "............" -Threw her knife at the rope-

-catches the box and puts it on the switch-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "I... May not remember that"
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Generic Red Sentry: "..." -Looking around- "Good, no one here"
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Eleonora: "She makes weird comments at times..."

Awwww, your 4th wall breaking isn't good enough...

"Confused, now."
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"No intruders in sight!"
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Oookay...

4th wall? Wait, are there also people watching us RIGHT NOW?!

Jack: "............" -Threw her knife at the rope-

-catches the box and puts it on the switch-

"The barrier is dispelled!"

...

"Breathing in heavily from the shock of his "puzzle" being solved within seconds"

...

....................

...Ahh...ah, ha ha ha! Gullible worms! Th-that wasn'tst REALLY my ultimate puzzle! Nay, that was but merely a trap, to lure thou into...a false sense of security! YES, it certainly was! I have a way better puzzle r-right...right here!

 

[Deleted member]

"The barrier is dispelled!"

...

"Breathing in heavily from the shock of his "puzzle" being solved within seconds"

...

....................

...Ahh...ah, ha ha ha! Gullible worms! Th-that wasn'tst REALLY my ultimate puzzle! Nay, that was but merely a trap, to lure thou into...a false sense of security! YES, it certainly was! I have a way better puzzle r-right...right here!

-cracks knuckles-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The barrier is dispelled!"

...

"Breathing in heavily from the shock of his "puzzle" being solved within seconds"

...

....................

...Ahh...ah, ha ha ha! Gullible worms! Th-that wasn'tst REALLY my ultimate puzzle! Nay, that was but merely a trap, to lure thou into...a false sense of security! YES, it certainly was! I have a way better puzzle r-right...right here!

-cracks knuckles-

Jack: -Knives ready-

"Confused, now."
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"No intruders in sight!"
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Oookay...

4th wall? Wait, are there also people watching us RIGHT NOW?!

Aya: It feels like if my father was around...
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-And no other Sentries either to catch him surprisingly freeing Semiramis and the plant!-
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Some don't seem to take it all well.

 

[Deleted member]

Aya: It feels like if my father was around...

-just staring at the child-
-didn't the spirit of Monika Drevis follow Beerus?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: It feels like if my father was around...
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-And no other Sentries either to catch him surprisingly freeing Semiramis and the plant!-
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Some don't seem to take it all well.

"Or at least someone connected to him..."
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"Lancer came back a few moments later, however!"

...Hey, what's the big idea?

"Having so many second thoughts about his father and what they're doing, he isn't against what the Sentry did. He's just confused, and unsure if he should switch sides yet..."
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"Louie crouches down and starts hyperventilating."

"Huey starts comforting him. They may be triplets, but Huey's still the big brother of the bunch. "

-cracks knuckles-

Jack: -Knives ready-

"Ashamed and panicked, he ran away at unnaturally high speeds. He was out of sight before they could take even one step forward."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Or at least someone connected to him..."
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"Lancer came back a few moments later, however!"

...Hey, what's the big idea?

"Having so many second thoughts about his father and what they're doing, he isn't against what the Sentry did. He's just confused, and unsure if he should switch sides yet..."
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"Louie crouches down and starts hyperventilating."

"Huey starts comforting him. They may be triplets, but Huey's still the big brother of the bunch. "




"Ashamed and panicked, he ran away at unnaturally high speeds. He was out of sight before they could take even one step forward."

Aya: Like my mother...
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Semiramis: "That's what I am wondering..."

Generic Red Sentry: "... Heh, I suppose I should have thought of doing this at another time..."
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Eleonora: Cute from him.
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Jack: "Crap..."

-just staring at the child-
-didn't the spirit of Monika Drevis follow Beerus?-

-Precisely-

-She gazes away-

 

[Deleted member]

-Precisely-

-She gazes away-

....so this is the child?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: Like my mother...
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Semiramis: "That's what I am wondering..."

Generic Red Sentry: "... Heh, I suppose I should have thought of doing this at another time..."
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Eleonora: Cute from him.
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Jack: "Crap..."
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"But that's impossible! Right...?"
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...Are you thinking about rebelling, too?
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For real though, is he right? Are there people watching us we speak? Is this all some really weird crossover film?
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"At least they know this guy isn't a threat."

 

[Digital Hazard]

....so this is the child?

"But that's impossible! Right...?"
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...Are you thinking about rebelling, too?
___

For real though, is he right? Are there people watching us we speak? Is this all some really weird crossover film?
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"At least they know this guy isn't a threat."

Monika Drevis: "Oh yes, that's my daughter~" -Currently made herelf unable to be seen or heard by her-

Aya: "... W-Who are you speaking to?"
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Generic Red Sentry: "I did that eons ago"

-Fully frees the Assassin and plant-

Semiramis: "Why-?"

Generic Red Sentry: "Quick, find your child. I'll die right here and now if necessary for "treason""
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Oh, don't give it much thought.
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-Yeah, though he still has an army to deal with...-

 

[Deleted member]

Monika Drevis: "Oh yes, that's my daughter~" -Currently made herelf unable to be seen or heard by her-

Aya: "... W-Who are you speaking to?"
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...you avoiding her for a reason?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So it will take a long while.
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-He's been thinking on getting a smaller 4th for Azura-
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Abigail: "Yes, I was conflicted in what to think..."

KEK
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-like a mini fridge? :V-
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Ingrid: "I see..."

"With that said and done, The Lich had reported Asgore's death to Isis."

Isis: "Finally, some good news. Great work, Lich."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Aya: "... W-Who are you speaking to?"
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Generic Red Sentry: "I did that eons ago"

-Fully frees the Assassin and plant-

Semiramis: "Why-?"

Generic Red Sentry: "Quick, find your child. I'll die right here and now if necessary for "treason""
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Oh, don't give it much thought.
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-Yeah, though he still has an army to deal with...-

Good question...
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...Maybe I can help you find her! When my life in danger, my father told me I should be a sacrifice for the good of my people, and waited for me to be killed...but she spared me! She's way nicer than my dad! Not all of us have to fight!

___

Just another fun adventure...I'm not being watched...not constantly, not ever. "Laughing nervously"

Oh, come on, Louie. We've been in at least a hundred worse situations than this! The "we're being watched by people from another world who think we're not real"-thing, that is. Not "the multiverse is in danger of being destroyed"-thing.
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"But for now, they just have to continue the search for Semiramis and the plant."

Isis: "Finally, some good news. Great work, Lich."

Simply one more lifeless body falling beneath the wheel.

 

[Digital Hazard]

KEK
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-like a mini fridge? :V-
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Ingrid: "I see..."

Or just play the second game.
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-Yeah, that's what I had in mind-
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Abigail: "But my friends were there for me!"

...you avoiding her for a reason?

Good question...

Monika: "I think I'll surprise her when we're alone~"

Aya: "..." -Shuddering for some reason-

...Maybe I can help you find her! When my life in danger, my father told me I should be a sacrifice for the good of my people, and waited for me to be killed...but she spared me! She's way nicer than my dad! Not all of us have to fight!

___

Just another fun adventure...I'm not being watched...not constantly, not ever. "Laughing nervously"

Oh, come on, Louie. We've been in at least a hundred worse situations than this! The "we're being watched by people from another world who think we're not real"-thing, that is. Not "the multiverse is in danger of being destroyed"-thing.
___

"But for now, they just have to continue the search for Semiramis and the plant."

Semiramis: "You are not leading me to some sort of trap, do you?"

Generic Red Sentry: "Oh trust me, I've seen my plenty of traitors in life and his tone doesn't sounds like one"
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Bunyan: "Besides people loved to watch your show!"
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-Correct-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Monika: "I think I'll surprise her when we're alone~"

Aya: "..." -Shuddering for some reason-

Semiramis: "You are not leading me to some sort of trap, do you?"

Generic Red Sentry: "Oh trust me, I've seen my plenty of traitors in life and his tone doesn't sounds like one"
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Bunyan: "Besides people loved to watch your show!"
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-Correct-

"It's not necessarily going to be a good surprise...:V"

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I don't know exactly what happened between the Lightners and the Darkners all those years ago, or how true the stories I was once told are, but I know we don't have to fight today!
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At least we're being watched for a good reason then, heheh. "Still unnerved about the whole thing."

Louie! Get ahold of yourself and focus, lad! We've more important matters to attend to!

...Right. Gotta stay focused if I'm gonna keep being sharper than the sharpies.
___

"Onward!"