The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
-Sakura's thoughts--hm-
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wut?
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Kyu: "Offer to sleep with me is always open though~" -Wink-
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Pit: "Oh no! Underworld forces?!"
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Frank: "Also no."
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-Sakura's thoughts--hm-
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wut?
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Kyu: "Offer to sleep with me is always open though~" -Wink-
-Hmmm, I don't think so...--lol-
-speaking of...did she ever name the fish yet?-
-fond memories....-
-flattered-
Why, thank you~
-briefly takes Cu aside and explains Remoraid and Octillery....-
-....as well as Clamperl and it's evolved forms-
Yeah, Feebas to Milotic isn't even the weirdest, dude :V.
Shiki: "...That almost sounded like Godzilla"
Sakura: Poor them, really trying to fill the void that is Kamui-san's stomach...-Sakura's thoughts-
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Pit: "Oh no! Underworld forces?!"
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Frank: "Also no."
-well...is she going to name it? Magikarp is the only Pokémon left that we don't know if will be named or not--Hmmm, I don't think so...-
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-She remembered many times they spent reading books together, or seeing his latest paintings...-
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Ninjaman: "Like when you try to cheer people up!"
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hue
Shiki: "...That almost sounded like Godzilla"
"Moana/Milotic looked proud and happy."Cu: "...Heh, not gonna lie on that, she does"
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Eleonora: "They are here"
Ha, sounds like Bowser came along, too!
-She'll name him Mr. Fish--well...is she going to name it? Magikarp is the only Pokémon left that we don't know if will be named or not-
-coincidentally, a lot of his latest paintings had to do with mortality....as if he knew there would be a time he would have to leave her for good....-
-this is really helping her ego -
-Kanna recognized it as Uncle Bowser :V-
-The other kids were awestruck-"Moana/Milotic looked proud and happy."
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"The uncles ran to see them immediately."
Ha, sounds like Bowser came along, too!
Milo-tic...(The wizard's goons don't stance a chance...)
"It was evident that she can even float in the air for a limited time."-The other kids were awestruck-
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-And they see them completely blank out of confusion-
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Iri: "I wonder how his child is doing..."
Mary: "I want one!""It was evident that she can even float in the air for a limited time."
"She was strong before, but evolved, she's stronger than ever. And she can't be considered ugly anymore, either. Quite the contrary."
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"Hugs exchanged out of worry and relief!"
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Doesn't he have like, eight kids?
"If Cu's up to the task of successfully catching another Feebas. And if they can find the means to evolve it "Mary: "I want one!"
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-Bunyan was fangirling hard right now-
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Iri: "True, though we have only met his blood child"
-lots of fire.... :V-Ha, sounds like Bowser came along, too!
Milo-tic...(The wizard's goons don't stance a chance...)
Mr. Fish: -derp--She'll name him Mr. Fish-
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-Her smile suddenly turned into a frown upon the realization-
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Ninjaman: "It's admirable for you to do that!"
"The area is scorched and no mooks or spooky bosses remain."-lots of fire.... :V-
No one kidnaps the Princess except ME!"The area is scorched and no mooks or spooky bosses remain."
"Merasmus returned to Basel,. suddenly remembering that Peach was still trapped there, and believed he could trick Chaldea into their doom if he got their fast enough to recapture her before she was rescued, intending to use her as bait and leverage as he originally planned."No one kidnaps the Princess except ME!
-makes another mental note to self: don't do Bowser's job :V-"Merasmus returned to Basel,. suddenly remembering that Peach was still trapped there, and believed he could trick Chaldea into their doom if he got their fast enough to recapture her before she was rescued, intending to use her as bait and leverage as he originally planned."
"Instead he finds himself on the receiving end of a curbstomp battle by Bowser and Mario. :V"
-one of the is the reason it's a void to begin with- :VSakura: Poor them, really trying to fill the void that is Kamui-san's stomach...
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Ana: "They want to destroy Mommy's temple!"
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Kyu: -Chuckles- "Care to give me some booze? Kinda difficult to get some when you know, my job makes it so few can see me"
-and so, she instantly jumped straight at him with a smile on her face--this is really helping her ego -
-Kanna recognized it as Uncle Bowser :V-
-Perhaps one that is a dog like him-"If Cu's up to the task of successfully catching another Feebas. And if they can find the means to evolve it "
"That, or perhaps some other Pokemon..."
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Whew! We're all safe and sound! Now then....who are all of you people, exactly?
And would one of you please explain why we all got sucked into a laptop?!
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Bowser Jr., right?
Boudica: -Hugging him-Mr. Fish: -derp-
-sees this-
-worried she doesn't like it....-
Go on...
Sakura: Then again, he did sought it himself...-one of the is the reason it's a void to begin with- :V
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Pit: "Oh no!"
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Frank: -shrugs and does-
(This overly complicated Halloween trap was the worst idea I've ever had!)-makes another mental note to self: don't do Bowser's job :V-
-Perhaps one that is a dog like him-
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Eleonora: "Well, you weren't sucked into a laptop, your show was simply being played in a laptop..."
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Iri: "Yes, I believe that's his name"
LMAO(This overly complicated Halloween trap was the worst idea I've ever had!)
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...Um, sorry, excuse me, WHAT?
Don't worry about it Louie, surely there's a perfectly logical explanation for this.
Kids, parts of our lives are documented in a TV show that only plays in other dimensions and not our own. That's why we entered this world through television sets.
...Uhh...
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The kid's nice, but tough, too! Reminds me of myself when I was his age! Except for the fact that his father partakes in villainy.
Huh? Little Kanna? You're here too?-and so, she instantly jumped straight at him with a smile on her face-
-smiling feesh-Boudica: -Hugging him-
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Mash: "Did you just stop?"
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Ninjaman: "You're also really pretty, so I see how thatcan help"
Oh well. I'll just come up with a better plan next time! Thanks to that last battle with Bowser and Mario that I lost, I'm Level 4 now! STRONGER THAN EVER!LMAO
-He lucky Shiki didn't cut him much tis time around too- :V
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-Either way, everyone is amazed and congratulating the fish woman-
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Eleonora: "Yeah, you could say that's the case, to us you're a cartoon"
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Iri: "Well, at least they're a lighthearted kind, reliable when an actual threat to everyone is coming"
-Maybe, maybe not, only time will tell- :VOh well. I'll just come up with a better plan next time! Thanks to that last battle with Bowser and Mario that I lost, I'm Level 4 now! STRONGER THAN EVER!
Chances are you won't get many more opportunities to mess with Chaldea from here on out, Merasmus.
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Thanks, everyone!
"The Milotic was clearly happy, but also very calm and content"
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...That is so COOL!
That's awesome!
I'm famous! Can you believe it?!
Eh....
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Oh, totally! I remember he was one of our friends I requested backup from when all our men were trapped and most of our women were brainwashed. He brought his entire airship fleet with him to help us against Testament. That was seriously cool!
"That it will..."-Maybe, maybe not, only time will tell- :V
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Mary: -Poking her-
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Eleonora: "Though you four should also be informed of what is going on here..."
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Iri: "I'm sure Kamui-chan and Kanna-shan are happy to see him2
Mary: "So pretty..." -Poking-"That it will..."
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"The Milotic looked at her with curiosity."
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Yes, yes. Kids I'm afraid this is no ordinary adventure. Something very serious is going on here. We've got a lot to discuss.
"Explanation time?"
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Ha, no doubting that!
"Didn't seem to mind."Mary: "So pretty..." -Poking-
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-Off-screen explanation, because again, it would take a lot-
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Iri: "Maybe thy'll help us again"
Mary: "I wanna mount her!""Didn't seem to mind."
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"This a lot to process for them..."
It's an "end of the world" scenario...
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"Maybe they will!"
You up for that, Moana?Mary: "I wanna mount her!"
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-Even Webby?-
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-Now let's wait for Goldie-
-The former painting gets on her back-You up for that, Moana?
"Nodded."
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...Does this mean we get to help save the universe?!
Sure sounds like it!
Whoohoo!
Oh geez...
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"Yep yep yep!"
"The Milotic waits patiently for her to do so before giving her a ride."-The former painting gets on her back-
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Eleonora: "At least until we somehow find a way to bring you back to your show...Or dimension..."
Bunyan: -Sparkly eyes-
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-On the flipside, how's star?-
Mary: "Woah! I never could have done this in the Gallery before!""The Milotic waits patiently for her to do so before giving her a ride."
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Settle down, kids. This is no laughing matter.
...That said, I'm not implying that we can't do it. If any family can, it's ours!
"Kids seem excited, though Louie's worried, and so is Donald."
But we will have to take this adventure more seriously than ever. There's no room for error.
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"In the middle of a magic lesson with Glossaryck."
"Isn't this world so much nicer?"Mary: "Woah! I never could have done this in the Gallery before!"
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Eleonora: "Else it would mean multiversal destruction"
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-Her friend would interrupt if she didn't know it's important she learns-
-though as tiring at it may be, he never minds it; the dragon's smile made it worth it every time-Sakura: Then again, he did sought it himself...
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Ana: "We must defend her from danger" -Steps infront of Mommy-
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Kyu: "Thanks, dude" -Chugs some-
Kanna: "Were you here to help us?"Huh? Little Kanna? You're here too?
-he hugging back-
-Much better than being trapped in a painting for sure-"Isn't this world so much nicer?"
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But no pressure! We've got this in the bag!
"Some of the kids are excited while others are very nervous."
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Star: I'm not good at these new spells. Why can't I just stick with a narwhal blast?
Glossaryck: Because there are other spells in your book.
Star: Yeah, but...
Glossaryck: Oh, Star. Look. This one's got pictures. Can we do it?
Star: That's got a lot of steps.
Mario: "Lifting the spell book up so that Star can read and reference it." Star, can you just do the spell, please? This book is so heavy.
Star: Ugh! Alright. "groaning" What do I gotta do?
Glossaryck: Start with the first one.
"Star tried to match the poses pictured in the book, needed to cast the spell properly. She looks bored and many of her attempts are half-hearted."
-It's what motivates him and makes him keep going--though as tiring at it may be, he never minds it; the dragon's smile made it worth it every time-
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Palu: Awww~
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Frank: "Why don't you just steal it if no one sees you?"
Camilla: "Awww~ That's so adorable~"-It's what motivates him and makes him keep going-
-To make sure she keeps smiling-
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-Pit "Sees" a bunch of Skuttlers-
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Kyu: "Because I wanted to bother you"
I didn't even know you were here, actually...Kanna: "Were you here to help us?"
Kanna: "Oh..."I didn't even know you were here, actually...
I just know that some stupid wizard kidnapped Princess Peach before I could...
-!-Kanna: "Oh..."
Shirou: "You think so? Wait, of course you would..."Camilla: "Awww~ That's so adorable~"
-he explained why he keeps on cooking-
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Pit: "Let's kick some Underworld butt!"
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Frank:
Kanna:-!-
B-but now that I know you're here, I'm definitely gonna help you guys!
Camilla: -giggles smiling-Shirou: "You think so? Wait, of course you would..."
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Alice: "I'll show them what my magic can do!"
Ana: "I'll slice them in half"
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Kyu: "Besides I'm not too much of an annoyance compared to other things you've dealt with, for sure. You've covered wars, you know?"
Shirou: "...So, how was Kamui in her childhood?"Camilla: -giggles smiling-
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-YEE-
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Frank: "More than just- hey, that's my line."