Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Luka: -To Ruby- "Heard ot, girl? He's available"
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-Door is knocked by them-

EMIYA: "Hm? Who could it be?"
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Ana: -Still hugging Mommy-

Ruby:
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Azura: "It's us."
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Palu: -hugs back-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Ruby:
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Azura: "It's us."
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Palu: -hugs back-

Arthur: "Maybe I could if she asked"
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EMIYA: "It's unlocked, come in"
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Ana: "Carry me"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "Maybe I could if she asked"
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EMIYA: "It's unlocked, come in"
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Ana: "Carry me"

Ruby: -tomato-
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-they do-
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-Palu picks her up-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Ruby: -tomato-
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-they do-
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-Palu picks her up-

Arthur: "I was kidding"
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-The two little ones burst to see how their mother is?-
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Ana: "Much better~" -Smiling-

 

[Deleted member]

BB: "Nah, it's voluntary"
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Ahim: "Watch out!"

Blackbeard: "Huh?" -It falling on ship!-
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-Food goes in-

I can choose which thoughts to send and which to keep to myself?

-ship parts melting-

-nom-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "I was kidding"
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-The two little ones burst to see how their mother is?-
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Ana: "Much better~" -Smiling-

Yang:
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-yep-

Sakura/Elise: "Mother!"
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-Merlin's reaction?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

I can choose which thoughts to send and which to keep to myself?

-ship parts melting-

-nom-

BB: "Yeah, and when to read mine's and not"
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Robin Hood: "Great, acid..." -More arrows plus missiles-
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Angelica: "Good boy"

Yang:
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-yep-

Sakura/Elise: "Mother!"
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-Merlin's reaction?-

-Rubes' thoughts?-
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Kiritsugu: "..." Mother?

EMIYA: "Someone was worried, huh?"
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Merlin: "You comply each other in the cuteness department I see"

 

[Deleted member]

BB: "Yeah, and when to read mine's and not"
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Robin Hood: "Great, acid..." -More arrows plus missiles-
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Angelica: "Good boy"

I see...

-the Beast Spirit is slowing down its movements....-

-very good boi :V-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Rubes' thoughts?-
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Kiritsugu: "..." Mother?

EMIYA: "Someone was worried, huh?"
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Merlin: "You comply each other in the cuteness department I see"

Ruby: Why do they say stuff like this?!
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Elise: "Is she alright?"
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LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

I see...

-the Beast Spirit is slowing down its movements....-

-very good boi :V-

BB: "Try it"
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Robin Hood: "It's working! Don't stop on it!"
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-Feeds him more-

Ruby: Why do they say stuff like this?!
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Elise: "Is she alright?"
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LOL

Arthur: We like seeing you red.
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EMIYA: "She should be awake by tomorrow's morning"
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-Reply?-

 

[Deleted member]

BB: "Try it"
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Robin Hood: "It's working! Don't stop on it!"
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-Feeds him more-

-she trying to read BB's thoughts....-

-it tries a Tidal Tempest....-
-and fails miserably-

-nom-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she trying to read BB's thoughts....-

-it tries a Tidal Tempest....-
-and fails miserably-

-nom-

-The word "Senpai" is very frequent on them-
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-Ahim fires more homing missiles while Robin Hood takes control of the ship to shoot the cannonballs-
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-And also has him drink, obviously-

 

[Deleted member]

-The word "Senpai" is very frequent on them-
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-Ahim fires more homing missiles while Robin Hood takes control of the ship to shoot the cannonballs-
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-And also has him drink, obviously-

....is that like a verbal tic, or....?

-the Fractal Code is visible!-

-drunk Saiyan :V not really-

 

[Digital Hazard]

....is that like a verbal tic, or....?

-the Fractal Code is visible!-

-drunk Saiyan :V not really-

BB: "Just messing with ya"
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Ahim: "What does that mean?"
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-Thankfully, that would be disastrous-

 

[Deleted member]

BB: "Just messing with ya"
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Ahim: "What does that mean?"
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-Thankfully, that would be disastrous-

Don't you mean "Just messing with ya...Senpai~"?

-swims up to it-
-she know what to do-

-Dorkly proved that-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: We like seeing you red.
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EMIYA: "She should be awake by tomorrow's morning"
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-Reply?-

LMAO
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-happy princesses-
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Palu: "Awww~ Thanks~"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Don't you mean "Just messing with ya...Senpai~"?

-swims up to it-
-she know what to do-

-Dorkly proved that-

BB: "Oooh, good one there~"
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-They watch her do it!-
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-For some reason everyone around the Fortress was glad he was not a drinker-

LMAO
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-happy princesses-
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Palu: "Awww~ Thanks~"

Marvelous: -Snickers even with wounds-
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Kiritsugu: "..." Who are all these people?!
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Merlin: "When was the adoption?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: -Snickers even with wounds-
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Kiritsugu: "..." Who are all these people?!
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Merlin: "When was the adoption?"

LOL
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-Kamui hugged the blue-haired one on sight!-
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Palu: "Literally today."

 

[Digital Hazard]

LOL
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-Kamui hugged the blue-haired one on sight!-
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Palu: "Literally today."

Marvelous: "Ouch" -Not for long, obviously-
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Kiritsugu: And that woman too?
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Ana: "Just before you entered"

Merlin: "Well, say hello to your new dad then"

Ana: "...Because Mama likes you" -tsun-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "Ouch" -Not for long, obviously-
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Kiritsugu: And that woman too?
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Ana: "Just before you entered"

Merlin: "Well, say hello to your new dad then"

Ana: "...Because Mama likes you" -tsun-

-indeed-
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-yee!-
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LMAO

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
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-yee!-
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LMAO

Marvelous: "That undead guy is quite a lot to deal with..."
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-Dialogue between the two?.
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-Mommy's thoughts?-

 

[Deleted member]

BB: "Oooh, good one there~"
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-They watch her do it!-
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-For some reason everyone around the Fortress was glad he was not a drinker-

Hehe~

-she absorbing the Fractal Code....and thus the Beast Spirit-

-hue-
-he'd be an angrier Qrow :V-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "That undead guy is quite a lot to deal with..."
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-Dialogue between the two?.
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-Mommy's thoughts?-

-Arthur wonders?-
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Azura: "This is your father-in-law, right?"

Kamui: "Yes he is. I'm so glad he's back."
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Palu: She's so precious~ All my daughters are precious~

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hehe~

-she absorbing the Fractal Code....and thus the Beast Spirit-

-hue-
-he'd be an angrier Qrow :V-

BB: "I knew we would get along~"
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-The Octorok dies and disappears into smoke-
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-And you won't like him when he's angry- :V

-Arthur wonders?-
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Azura: "This is your father-in-law, right?"

Kamui: "Yes he is. I'm so glad he's back."
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Palu: She's so precious~ All my daughters are precious~

Arthur: "Undead guy?"

Marvelous: "He wasn't informed?"
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Kiritsugu: "Kamui...Who are these people?"
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Alice: "I want to be hugged too..." -Hugs Mama-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "Undead guy?"

Marvelous: "He wasn't informed?"
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Kiritsugu: "Kamui...Who are these people?"
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Alice: "I want to be hugged too..." -Hugs Mama-

Yang: "He just showed up, silly."
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Kamui: "These are my relatives from Hoshido and Nohr. It's... a long story..."
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-she hugs back-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "He just showed up, silly."
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Kamui: "These are my relatives from Hoshido and Nohr. It's... a long story..."
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-she hugs back-

Marvelous: "Doesn't excuses not giving a brief overview of the situation"
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Kiritsugu: "...I thought they were..."

Shirou: "They were"
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Alice: "Mama makes me so happy with all her care~"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "Doesn't excuses not giving a brief overview of the situation2
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Kiritsugu: "...I thought they were..."

Shirou: "They were"
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Alice: "Mama makes me so happy with all her care~"

Yang: "We didn't think of it, silly."
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Kamui: "Again, it's a long story..."
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-awwwww-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "We didn't think of it, silly."
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Kamui: "Again, it's a long story..."
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-awwwww-

Marvelous: "Doesn't makes you look better"
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-The Vallite, Hoshidans and Nohrians now look at the Assassin-

Kiritsugu: "..." -Awkward wave-
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Mary: "Well Mother makes me happy because she saved me~!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "Doesn't makes you look better"
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-The Vallite, Hoshidans and Nohrians now look at the Assassin-

Kiritsugu: "..." -Awkward wave-
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Mary: "Well Mother makes me happy because she saved me~!"

Yang:
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Camilla: "Is this our new father-in-law?"
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-AWWWW-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang:
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Camilla: "Is this our new father-in-law?"
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-AWWWW-

Luka: "Owned"
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Shirou: "Correct. Say hello to your new daughters, dad"

Kiritsugu: "...New daughters?"

EMIYA: "As you heard"
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Ana: "Mommy makes me happy because she is not like the Athena I knew, she is kind to me and would never harm me..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Luka: "Owned"
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Shirou: "Correct. Say hello to your new daughters, dad"

Kiritsugu: "...New daughters?"

EMIYA: "As you heard"
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Ana: "Mommy makes me happy because she is not like the Athena I knew, she is kind to me and would never harm me..."

kek
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Sakura and Elise: -hugging him-
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-awwwwwww-

 

[Digital Hazard]

kek
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Sakura and Elise: -hugging him-
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-awwwwwww-

Arthur: "At least this group is fun"
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Kiritsugu: "..." What is just going on?!

Shirou: "Seems this is a lot for him to take in..."
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-All three girls cling to their shared mother-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "At least this group is fun"
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Kiritsugu: "..." What is just going on?!

Shirou: "Seems this is a lot for him to take in..."
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-All three girls cling to their shared mother-

-yep-
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Kamui: "Yeah..."
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-Merlin thought it was cute?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yep-
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Kamui: "Yeah..."
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-Merlin thought it was cute?-

Arthur: "But who are you anyway?"

Joe: "Pirate Squadron Gokaiger"

Gai: "We are Space Pirates!"

Arthur: "Space Pirates?"
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Shirou: "I think you girls should present yourselves"
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Merlin: "Awww~ You're giving me diabetes from just the sight"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "But who are you anyway?"

Joe: "Pirate Squadron Gokaiger"

Gai: "We are Space Pirates!"

Arthur: "Space Pirates?"
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Shirou: "I think you girls should present yourselves"
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Merlin: "Awww~ You're giving me diabetes from just the sight"

Yang: "Yeah! Space Pirates!"
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-Kerry KO?-
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Palu: "Don't I always?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "Yeah! Space Pirates!"
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-Kerry KO?-
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Palu: "Don't I always?"

Arthur: "Where did they come from?"

Don: "A yokai lady recruited us for your cause because Ahim owed a few of you a favor"
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-Eeyup-
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Merlin: "That and other feelings I can't describe in the children's presence"

Ana: "Perverted old man..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "Where did they come from?"

Don: "A yokai lady recruited us for your cause because Ahim owed a few of you a favor"
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-Eeyup-
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Merlin: "That and other feelings I can't describe in the children's presence"

Ana: "Perverted old man..."

Yang: "Yep."
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-then?-
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LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "Yep."
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-then?-
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LOL

Arthur: "Yokai lady?"
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-Actually nah-

EMIYA: "Come on, old man"

Kiritsugu: "I...My name...Is Kiritsugu Emiya.

I suppose...I am your parent-in-law now..."
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-Reply?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Arthur: "Yokai lady?"
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-Actually nah-

EMIYA: "Come on, old man"

Kiritsugu: "I...My name...Is Kiritsugu Emiya.

I suppose...I am your parent-in-law now..."
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-Reply?-

Ruby: "Long story..."
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-younger one hugging-
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Palu: "Merlin..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Ruby: "Long story..."
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-younger one hugging-
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Palu: "Merlin..."

Don: "And she's unconscious right now, so she can't give you the story"
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Kiritsugu: "And, um...You are?"
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Merlin: "Yeah?"