The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
-indeed--He shudders-
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Sieg: "How many purple haired women we have here?"
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Jaune: "That's... a random question..."
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-indeed--He shudders-
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Sieg: "How many purple haired women we have here?"
-Anyone around to try to comfort the people?--indeed-
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Jaune: "That's... a random question..."
-Harleen... kinda--Anyone around to try to comfort the people?-
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Sieg: "I just need to know"
-Kinda?--Harleen... kinda-
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Jaune: "I... never counted..."
-she cray-cray, remember? --Kinda?-
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-Going by a countdown, they determine the following-
Sieg: "Hmmmm...."
- Medusa
- Ana
- Gorgon
- Camilla
- Sakura
- BB
- Passionlip
- Meltlilith
- Nitocris
Kiara: "Um, Harleen, I don't think telling someone that at least they didn't miss both legs is the best solution..."-she cray-cray, remember? -
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-wut?-
Harleen: "What? It ain't wrong, right?"Kiara: "Um, Harleen, I don't think telling someone that at least they didn't miss both legs is the best solution..."
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-Jaune not wondering why he doing this?-
Kiara: -Sighs- "You used to be a psychiatrist, right?"Harleen: "What? It ain't wrong, right?"
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Jaune: "But why do you ask?"
-perhaps Mirei could figure something out?--Their first thought was to use the Digivice somehow, but they are Digimon themselves so they can't use it like a Tamer could-
"Smiles" Your defiance and hope does anger me...but your words mean nothing to one without her SOUL.-He shudders-
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Sieg: "How many purple haired women we have here?"
-The Gokaigers look at each other and then at her, leaving the Jetmen transformation and returning to their normal Gokaiger forms-
-But their helmets are off, and their expressions are not one of anger, nor one of fear...Rather, not amusement mixed with disgust-
-Then this plays-
Marvelous: "I think I understand now what your problem is. You kid, have refused to grow up. You know what you sound like? You sound like just an edgy teenager who mommy caught doing vandalism outside. All this talk about how people are so horrible they all deserve to die, all of your speeches about how it's killed or be killed...They are simple immaturity. Well, new flash, little girl, reality is not easy.
You think life will reward you for every action you make? You think you'll get anything you desire just because you want to? Don't make us laugh...
So your friend was beaten up to death by some people in a misunderstanding. It is unfortunate, yes, but guess what? Your suffering is nothing. You had a family that showed you love, compassion and a brother, but just because of an incident, you have generalized every single person and world deserves cruelty, twisting a morality of survival of the fittest to justify your actions.
Guess what, buddy? Life may be hard, but you have a chance to grow, you have a chance to make the better of the situation, you have a chance to learn and try from experiences.
You have a chance to make your life better...And if you think None of us understand...I was orphaned since young, my entire planet wasw colonized, I almost died when I was a child in a shuttle if it wasn't for a Space Sheriff saving me, I had to resort to piracy for survival"
Joe: "My planet was colonized by the Zangyack as well, my friend and I were made into generals and were labeled as traitors once we refused to kill a bunch of children. He was killed, then revived as a cyborg and brainwashed, and I had to confront him like that several times"
Luka: "My sister died in my arms from an illness. I lived my entire life in poverty taking care of orphans. I had to resort to thievery for survival, in amidst of a ruined and colonized planet barely standing on its last legs just to make sure those children could get something to eat"
Don: "My planet was not just colonized...It was destroyed, I was one of the few survivors who managed to escape and had to work as a mechanic alone for long in a desolate area..."
Ahim: "I was the princess of a beautiful planet, one that bloomed with life and wonders...But it refused to be conquered, and as a result, it was destroyed, and I saw my parents getting murdered in front of me"
Marvelous: "And even Gai, to gain his powers, he sacrificed his own life to save that of a child he didn't knew.
And you see us doing a show about it? Do you see us condemning it all because of our misfortunes?
That is the difference between you and us...We grew up"
Joe: "We have met many people, horrible and great alike, and have learned from them, from their mistakes and accomplishements"
Luka: "We have not gave up our guts, nor to the Zangyack, nor to Basco, much less to a brat like you!"
Don: "I usually cower in fear, but you have given me a reason to fight back, to still live!"
Ahim: "For all the people we have met...For ourselves...For every future! We will not stay stagnant like you!"
Marvelous: "We have made the best of ourselves. We uncovered the Greatest Treasure in the Universe. And guess what? We didn't need it and discarded it. We discovered there are more precious things that just some petty gold.
Even if you were to kill us here, it wouldn't change that you are pathetic, you are nothing but a scared little girl who doesn't thinks of her own mistakes and blames everything on those around her, a childish brat who inside wants nothing but to be spoiled by mommy and there to be no consequences, someone who refuses to learn and gave up for an incident that while tragic, couldn't handle it and reacted in disproporniate retribution..."
Joe: "That's why we don't fear you, as powerful as you are, you are but incompetent as a living being..."
Don: "And you gave us more of a reason to put you in your place!"
Luka: "Awwww~ Is the child angry the truth was told? Look at her, she's so angry it's funny!"
Ahim: "You say that in this world it's killed or be killed...I pity you, in other circumstances, I would have attempted to help you...But that pity now has turned into misery"
Marvelous: "That's why we will trample over you. After all, that is what being a pirate means"
-Their helmets then come back and radiate DETERMINATION-
Mash: "Thanks goodness..."
-They assume it's their best chance--perhaps Mirei could figure something out?-
-she can't leave her space herself, but maybe she knows someone...?-
-The Gokaigers show no fear to this opponent, they have made their reasoning clear and are ready to give their fight-"Smiles" Your defiance and hope does anger me...but your words mean nothing to one without her SOUL.
"Knives surround her, all aimed at her opponents."
If I don't get to see this world disappear,then FINE! Whatever it takes, I guess...
Jeanne: "We're at half, only some more...""Takes a deep breath" One more down. Three more to go....
"Realizes the ballet shoes are far weaker than they were before."
Looks like they're weakening me too, Azzy.
"She summons what amounts to an actual storm of knives. It's literally raining knives, and it's happening at a very high rate."-The Gokaigers show no fear to this opponent, they have made their reasoning clear and are ready to give their fight-
Jeanne: "We're at half, only some more..."
The Stoopid Unikorn
Gokaigers: "GOKAI CHANGE!""She summons what amounts to a literal storm of knives. It's raining knives at the rate you'd expect drops of water to in a heavy storm."
"This also forces all magic-wielders performing the spells to take cover!"
Kiara: "Until a clown took off all the screws in my head, yeah..."Kiara: -Sighs- "You used to be a psychiatrist, right?"
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Sieg: "I have a feeling I should be wary about one of them..."
I-Impossible!
Kiara: "Look, I am not saying I am the fittest person for this too since...You know my libido problems, but we have to try better"Kiara: "Until a clown took off all the screws in my head, yeah..."
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Jaune: "...Which one?"
Harleen: "Yeah... you're right..."Kiara: "Look, I am not saying I am the fittest person for this too since...You know my libido problems, but we have to try better"
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Sieg: "I don't know...Besides the obvious one" AKA BB
Kiara: "Yes, we are the psychiatrists here..."Harleen: "Yeah... you're right..."
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LOL
Harleen: "How ironic that two crazy gals like us have that kind of job..."Kiara: "Yes, we are the psychiatrists here..."
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Sieg: "I just hope none think I'm being mean-spirited"
Harleen: "To be fair, it's not like we were like that initially"Harleen: "How ironic that two crazy gals like us have that kind of job..."
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-awww-
Harleen: "You're right. We were both so damn good before."Harleen: "To be fair, it's not like we were like that initially"
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-Yeah, he sill a nice guy through and through-
Kiara: "It's unfortunate incidents that decided to mess with our lives..."Harleen: "You're right. We were both so damn good before."
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-yee-
Harleen: "Yeah..."Harleen: "It's unfortunate incidents that decided to mess with our lives..."
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-What Jaune thinks?-
Kiara: "B-But, let's try our best with these people"Harleen: "Yeah..."
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Jaune: "I hope so too..."
Harleen: "Yeah!"Kiara: "B-But, let's try our best with these people"
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-Little did they know, Camilla already detected a Corrin-esque presence in the ship-
-A little girl is crying-Harleen: "Yeah!"
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LMAO
Harleen: -instantly goes towards it--A little girl is crying-
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-Thoughts?-
Little girl: -Sob- "Daddy..."Harleen: -instantly goes towards it-
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Camilla: Another Kamui?
"The storm continues and Chara just stares at them with a smile."Gokaigers: "GOKAI CHANGE!"
KAKURANGER!
Marvelous: "Ninja Red!"
Joe: "Ninja Blue!"
Luka: "Ninja Yellow!"
Don: "Ninja Black!"
Ahim: "Ninja White!"
Gokaiger: "Ninja Squadron, Kakuranger!"
-Using the swords and speed of ninjas, they are doing their best at reflecting the knives that are raining-
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-Medea sets up a Bounded Field around them-
Apparently, it is. That big monster is messing everything up, letting those magicians take away our power. And these pirates are just making everything worse.I-Impossible!
-Then Gai still in his mecha arrived after distracting Godzilla enough and saw his crew in trouble through the hole Chara made-"The storm continues and Chara just stares at them with a smile."
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Thank you......We need to continue that spell. We may or may not save the former flower, but I don't think there's any helping Chara.
"BAD THINGS LIKE A LITERAL STORM OF KNIVES!"-Then Gai still in his mecha arrived after distracting Godzilla enough and saw his crew in trouble through the hole Chara made-
Gai: "What the-?! What is going on?"
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Martha: "I don't like to think anyone should fully deserve going to hell. But hers is an exception"
-Gai comes out of his mech and immediately does a backslash on Chara-"BAD THINGS LIKE A LITERAL STORM OF KNIVES!"
"Said storm is further damaging the mech, too."
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What must be done, must be done....
Harleen: "You okay, sweetie?"Little girl: -Sob- "Daddy..."
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-At least physically-wise, definitely-
We're getting too weak on our own...Apparently, it is. That big monster is messing everything up, letting those magicians take away our power. And these pirates are just making everything worse.
Little girl: "M-My daddy was stabbed in the stomach and a purple lady took him to operate him..." -Sob-Harleen: "You okay, sweetie?"
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kek
"She glared at him"-Gai comes out of his mech and immediately does a backslash on Chara-
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Medea: "Let's concentrate on the next one"
I can't let them win....I won't lose...Not.Again.We're getting too weak on our own...
Gai: "I am not letting you harm GokaiOh or my crew more! Haaaah!" -Does more slashes with his trident-"She glared at him"
(I need that damn knife back from that stupid monster...)
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Yes, we'll begin now. "And they do just that."
"Teleports behind Gai and tries to shoot him directly in the back."Gai: "I am not letting you harm GokaiOh or my crew more! Haaaah!" -Does more slashes with his trident-
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-Indeed, Mash still going next-
-It actually works-"Teleports behind Gai and tries to shoot him directly in the back."
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-WARNING-Now's the time! Go!
"Next, they're in a more unusual void. They're closely surrounded by endlessly repeating barriers that look like giant notebooks. Giant words and phrases that can express and induce anxiety and darkness emerge from each one at unpredictable times with no consistent patterns. All of these physical words cause injury upon mere contact."
"Then two more pairs of knives fly at him from both his left and right sides."-It actually works-
Gai: "Ack!"
Ahim: "Eh? Gai?!"
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Mash: "Stay behing me!" -Hopes to ram through using her shield-
-He manages to react fast enough to reflect the one from the right, but for the one on the left, Don had to help-"Then two more pairs of knives fly at him from both his left and right sides."
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"The words keep coming and coming...."
Harleen: "He'll be fine..."Little girl: "M-My daddy was stabbed in the stomach and a purple lady took him to operate him..." -Sob-
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-How she feels about that?-
I could... give you the souls I have...I can't let them win....I won't lose...Not.Again.