Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Viridi: "I see... does anyone else have an answer?"
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Phosphy: "Might be it, yeah."
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Mineru: "Now I'm the one who's curious. What is this Dust you speak of?"

Weiss: "They're crystals that come in different colors. Each has their own element but they can all serve as power sources, or ammunition, or anything we want based on how we refine and treat it."

Mineru: "Intriguing..."

Amethyst: "I mean, I'm pretty sure the cheese isn't fake or what people call like a food substitute, if that's what you're asking..."

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-It helps that this seems to be the only pizzeria in town, and the same can be said about the fry restaurant and local doughnot shop-
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Penny: "Most of them have elemental effects such as creating fire, water or electric charges, but others are capable of causing other effects such as temporarily altering gravity levels!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Amethyst: "I mean, I'm pretty sure the cheese isn't fake or what people call like a food substitute, if that's what you're asking..."

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-It helps that this seems to be the only pizzeria in town, and the same can be said about the fry restaurant and local doughnot shop-
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Penny: "Most of them have elemental effects such as creating fire, water or electric charges, but others are capable of causing other effects such as temporarily altering gravity levels!"

Viridi: "I hope it was made ethically then..."
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-it's a small town-
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Mineru: "Intriguing. A whole mineral dedicated to such purposes..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Moon: "...And this only applies for dragons native to Elyos?"
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Our best hope then is that he wouldn't suspect that someone else would or otherwise even knows how to use the weapon, which I fear is unlikely...

Most of Chalde has escaped, but worry not, that was to be expected. One mere battle will never be enough to dispel their great powers or masaccre their vast numbers...

Stan: "Eh? The eternal who now?"
Ford: "You're already familiar with this Rumor, Iroha?"
Blubs: -Heavy sigh- "I gotta admit, all of this evdience is lining up a lot more than anything Minou and her friends have said, but it doesn't make any sense! They've been here since at least around the same time that you two started spending summers here!"
Dipper: "Doesn't that timing seem awfully convenient?"
Mabel: "It's no coincidence, you two. They've messed with everyone's heads..."
Pacifica: "They even messed with mine. And turned me into...something terrible. Iroha and her friends here were the ones who saved me..."
McGucket: "And helped bail us outta trouble! Those other five destroyed my shed up on the hills out there!"
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-It would turn out that there's several for things like fans, flame emitters, gliders and balloons?-

Star: "...Okay, I don't think anyone told me that they were flipping the bird in this photo..." -Referring to Rulers and other leaders like the scientists as well-

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-What Digi asked?-

Azura: "It would appear so..."

Kamui: Alear, Veyle and Nel are so lucky...
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Palutena: "Maybe Pit could use it..."

-but there are still questions about the strange white man?-

Kanna: Would they even remember about the old mansion?
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-yes, which already got Link's mind thinking-

Zelda: "These people truly have no manners..."
---
-asking for sweets and praises :V-

-perhaps once they leave this asteroid-
-also, what did Artemis think of this fight? is she impressed by her fellow alien deity?-

Tiki: "It makes me a little jealous, but it's not like any of us could control how we were born"
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Scáthach: "He might not be suspected to carry it..."

Kanna: "But that's not the main reason you called us, isn't it?"

Iroha: "I do, because... I created it"
Suzune: "Explain before I get upset with you"
Iroha: "Most of the Rumors were originally just that, simple rumors that Touka-chan, Nemu-chan and Ui were making up in the hospital to spread knowing they had short time to live, as in a way that their presence would last. So I ended creating one for them... At that time, I didn't think Nemu-chan would make them into monsters"
-Also that's a good question-
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Iroha: "I do remember Alina yelled profanities a lot..." -at most Minou kinda had to be convinced to do it in the pic- :V
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-Being like "Gimme cake~ :3"-

Artemis: -Claps- "Incredible! Reminds me of the power we had when the my crew crossed the stars!"

Susie: "Yeah, the BEST healing spell, too! It even heals better than Ralsei's and Noelle's healing spells!" "And wait, they did? How'd they even do that?"
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Omnitraxus: "The very same ones who can transform into cars, aircraft, and dinosaur forms!"
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-So Patxi might have to advise her to not spend too much, or else she might end up finding one item that she likes above the rest at the shop, only to not have enough money left on hand to buy it by then- :V
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(Many Trainers have more than one Pokémon, especially those who wish to help Pokémon or aspiring competitive Traineds.)
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-Lusamine's still had some brighter moments since she started regaining her memories...-

Fate: "...How does that work?"
Nanoha: "It just happened incidentally... I think"
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Tart: "Woooah... What's a dinosaur?"
Oriko: "I have seen them in passing. There's truly a lot of species around to consider"
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-...That is very much a Rin thing to do indeed- :V
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Kazumi: "...I didn't know that! I see everyone only has one Pokémon! Except one kid that has twins!"
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Kiara: "Anything else on your mind?"
Lusamine: "Hmmm...I have a question in return, actually"
Kiara: "Which is it?"
Lusamine: "...What do you think about Pokémon?"
Kiara: "Hm? I don't have any strong opinions on them as a whole"

Weiss: "Well, it's not really a secret, but I feel it would be better explained from Yang herself."
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Palu: "And I am to assume you want to know more about me as well."
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Byleth: "Worrying about their child's wellbeing is any parent's job. A burden any decent caretaker would be willing to take. I worry about you because I care about you, because I want you to be happy... because you deserve to be happy.

And no worries for the bullet, it's all water under the bridge. After all, if I was unable to move on from past encounters, Shez would not be here."
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Shez: "Well, I was thinking tomorrow, actually. Give you a chance to mentally get ready for it... and because I already had something planned."

-which is to hang out with Byleth's newest Servant-
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Edelgard: "Oh, you might actually be right, Claude..."

Dimitri: "Perhaps I should hide myself then..." -they had heard the conversation about the curse-

Rin: "I suppose that's a fair assessment..."
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Oriko: -Nodded- "I just don't hope to be any rude. I don't want to be a bad guest"
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Homura: "...You really think I deserve it?" -and she couldn't argue against the last point-
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Suzune: "...Alright, I suppose. You're the adult and the much stronger one here" -makes sense-
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Brynhildr: "M-My apologies for anything..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rin: "I suppose that's a fair assessment..."
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Oriko: -Nodded- "I just don't hope to be any rude. I don't want to be a bad guest"
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Homura: "...You really think I deserve it?" -and she couldn't argue against the last point-
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Suzune: "...Alright, I suppose. You're the adult and the much stronger one here" -makes sense-
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Brynhildr: "M-My apologies for anything..."

Weiss: "Regardless, congratulations on this new form/"
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Palu: "No need to worry about that. If you're a bad guest, it's Merlin's fault for inviting you here."
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Byleth: "I know you deserve it."
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Shez: Can't believe B managed to strike a deal with Nobu. I wanted to do that!
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Dimitri: -vanished-

Claude: "Well, it's not your fault you got cursed like that. No need to apologize."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Azura: "It would appear so..."

Kamui: Alear, Veyle and Nel are so lucky...
---
Palutena: "Maybe Pit could use it..."

-but there are still questions about the strange white man?-

Kanna: Would they even remember about the old mansion?
---
-yes, which already got Link's mind thinking-

Zelda: "These people truly have no manners..."
---
-asking for sweets and praises :V-

-perhaps once they leave this asteroid-
-also, what did Artemis think of this fight? is she impressed by her fellow alien deity?-

Tiki: "It makes me a little jealous, but it's not like any of us could control how we were born"
---
Scáthach: "He might not be suspected to carry it..."

Kanna: "But that's not the main reason you called us, isn't it?"

Iroha: "I do, because... I created it"
Suzune: "Explain before I get upset with you"
Iroha: "Most of the Rumors were originally just that, simple rumors that Touka-chan, Nemu-chan and Ui were making up in the hospital to spread knowing they had short time to live, as in a way that their presence would last. So I ended creating one for them... At that time, I didn't think Nemu-chan would make them into monsters"
-Also that's a good question-
---
Iroha: "I do remember Alina yelled profanities a lot..." -at most Minou kinda had to be convinced to do it in the pic- :V
---
-Being like "Gimme cake~ :3"-

Artemis: -Claps- "Incredible! Reminds me of the power we had when the my crew crossed the stars!"

Moon: (And something tells me that Alear did not have the best upbringing or past regardless...) -Her sudden cold attitde and firm resolve in executing Rita Repulsa on the spot reminds her of how her own attitude and views had shifted following her mother's death at Toffee's hands-
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A-And he's also capable of flight, something F-Ford obviously isn't on his own...He could use that ability to his advantage and either stage an ambush or use it for an airstrike...

It will be of no further use to to you to conceal your existence, Epimendes. The rest of us have seen your presence and heard your name. You are an enemy of the creature claiming to be a Goddess of Time and Creation.

Marco: "Wait, so did Rumors even exist as living creatures before then...?"
Star: "Or did they always exist and were your friends ideas to spread normal rumors just a coincidence?"
Blubs: "And now you're sayin' these fives and some of their friends are stayin' at this same mansion?" -Willing to believe that a mansion made entirely out of magic can exist after seeing Bill summon the Fearamid during Weirdmageddon-
Dipper: "Most of them aren't there friends. Touka and Nemu have had their memories altered to believe that they're friends with Alina instead of Iroha."
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-Will he begin building the an aircraft device now? Even if he can't bring it out of the Depths, he can always save the build and remake it with Autobuild later-

-Minou may be evil, but she's still tries to follow some level of royal etiquette- :V
Star: "Does this place look like any forest in Hyrule, Zelda?"
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Hekapoo: "You guys got into fights with other deities a lot?"

Viridi: "I hope it was made ethically then..."
---
-it's a small town-
---
Mineru: "Intriguing. A whole mineral dedicated to such purposes..."

Connie: "I wouldn't have gotten it if it wasn't!" -It was actually her parents who bought the cheese product, but she's not going to risk shifting Viridi's ire towards them even if she's perfectly fine with cheese being made ethically on a farm where animals are also treated ethicaly and can roam freely-
___

-One of the family employees working on the pizzeria then talks to them-

???: "Hey, is that one of those Pokemon critters?"
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Penny: "Dust is plentiful in our home world, but the majority of it that we have used since having to flee from it has been crafted using primarily magical materials by one of Chaldea's scientists, Leonardo da Vinci."

Fate: "...How does that work?"
Nanoha: "It just happened incidentally... I think"
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Tart: "Woooah... What's a dinosaur?"
Oriko: "I have seen them in passing. There's truly a lotof species around to consider"
---
-...That is very much a Rin thing to do indeed- :V
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Kazumi: "...I didn't know that! I see everyone only has one Pokémon! Except one kid that has twins!"
---
Kiara: "Anything else on your mind?"
Lusamine: "Hmmm...I have a question in return, actually"
Kiara: "Which is it?"
Lusamine: "...What do you think about Pokémon?"
Kiara: "Hm? I don't have any strong opinions on them as a whole"

Susie: -Points at Ralsei with her thumb- "I learned from the best!" -Then points back at herself with both of her thumbs- "And now the student has just surpassed the master! I would've used my ultimate healing spell during our team spar, but that would've made the battle unfair. Our team woulda won in a matter of minutes!"
Squirtle: "(Incidentally?)"
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Omnitraxus: "See for yourself!" -Lifts one of his hands, which is made of celestrial energy and nornally shows outer space and the stars, and in his palm, a moment from the Prehistoric era of Earth appears like a video on a screen, showing a vast number of different dinosaur species roaming the Earth-
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-At least she can always easily go back and either get or withdraw enough of her money to buy the item later since she's not an entire dimension away from Chaldea's home base- :V

(Hmm...Oh! Why don't we try one of the fashion stores? They might still sell jewelry there!)
___

(Most people do not follow or are otherwise dedicated to the same careers many Pokemon Trainers are. As memberse of Chaldea, the vast majority of it's members have other jobs that must take priority and so lack the time to be able to properly care for more than two, regardless of whether or not they wish to take in more Pokemon.)
___

-Kiara's more of a psychologist for people and isn't a Pokemon Trainer herself, after all...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Tiki: "It makes me a little jealous, but it's not like any of us could control how we were born"
---
Scáthach: "He might not be suspected to carry it..."

Kanna: "But that's not the main reason you called us, isn't it?"

Iroha: "I do, because... I created it"
Suzune: "Explain before I get upset with you"
Iroha: "Most of the Rumors were originally just that, simple rumors that Touka-chan, Nemu-chan and Ui were making up in the hospital to spread knowing they had short time to live, as in a way that their presence would last. So I ended creating one for them... At that time, I didn't think Nemu-chan would make them into monsters"
-Also that's a good question-
---
Iroha: "I do remember Alina yelled profanities a lot..." -at most Minou kinda had to be convinced to do it in the pic- :V
---
-Being like "Gimme cake~ :3"-

Artemis: -Claps- "Incredible! Reminds me of the power we had when the my crew crossed the stars!"

Moon: (And something tells me that Alear did not have the best upbringing or past regardless...) -Her sudden cold attitde and firm resolve in executing Rita Repulsa on the spot reminds her of how her own attitude and views had shifted following her mother's death at Toffee's hands-
___

A-And he's also capable of flight, something F-Ford obviously isn't on his own...He could use that ability to his advantage and either stage an ambush or use it for an airstrike...

It will be of no further use to to you to conceal your existence, Epimendes. The rest of us have seen your presence and heard your name. You are an enemy of the creature claiming to be a Goddess of Time and Creation.

Marco: "Wait, so did Rumors even exist as living creatures before then...?"
Star: "Or did they always exist and were your friends ideas to spread normal rumors just a coincidence?"
Blubs: "And now you're sayin' these fives and some of their friends are stayin' at this same mansion?" -Willing to believe that a mansion made entirely out of magic can exist after seeing Bill summon the Fearamid during Weirdmageddon-
Dipper: "Most of them aren't there friends. Touka and Nemu have had their memories altered to believe that they're friends with Alina instead of Iroha."
___

-Will he begin building the an aircraft device now? Even if he can't bring it out of the Depths, he can always save the build and remake it with Autobuild later-

-Minou may be evil, but she's still tries to follow some level of royal etiquette- :V
Star: "Does this place look like any forest in Hyrule, Zelda?"
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Hekapoo: "You guys got into fights with other deities a lot?"

-if they knew how Alear lived, they'd rather deal with their own problems :V-

Kamui: "Either way, thank you for this stone."
---
Palutena: "He's not. I'm the one granting that. But the point remains the same either way."

Epimenides: -from behind- "And I know if you as well, Lich. An undead sorcerer who feeds on nuclear waste and seeks the destruction of all. What do you intend to do with the knowledge of my existence?"
-he's a spirit inhabiting a host so technically, the Lich has no reason to kill him until he directly opposes him... right?-

-and Kanna willingly joining them in evil... someone's tampered with her for sure, right?-
Nel: "And they have captured two of our allies as well just now. Even if you do not believe our words, you can at least believe we have witnessed a kidnapping."
---
-that's exactly what he's doing!-
-with Ultrahand so they see cool Ultrahand stuff-

Zelda: "I don't think so... Can you show it to Link, just to make sure? He's far more aware of the wild than I am."
---
-that sure is she lmao-

Sothis: "I do wonder how your own travels have been like, Artemis. We could share notes."

Connie: "I wouldn't have gotten it if it wasn't!" -It was actually her parents who bought the cheese product, but she's not going to risk shifting Viridi's ire towards them even if she's perfectly fine with cheese being made ethically on a farm where animals are also treated ethicaly and can roam freely-
___

-One of the family employees working on the pizzeria then talks to them-

???: "Hey, is that one of those Pokemon critters?"
___

Penny: "Dust is plentiful in our home world, but the majority of it that we have used since having to flee from it has been crafted using primarily magical materials by one of Chaldea's scientists, Leonardo da Vinci."

Viridi: "...I'll give the benefit of the doubt this time..."
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Phosphy: "Sure is. Why you ask?"
---
Weiss: "It's... not wise to try and harvest it from Remnant anymore. The whole place is a mess now..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Weiss: "Regardless, congratulations on this new form/"
---
Palu: "No need to worry about that. If you're a bad guest, it's Merlin's fault for inviting you here."
---
Byleth: "I know you deserve it."
---
Shez: Can't believe B managed to strike a deal with Nobu. I wanted to do that!
---
Dimitri: -vanished-

Claude: "Well, it's not your fault you got cursed like that. No need to apologize."

Rin: "Of course, now I'm at my peak~!"
---
Oriko: "I suppose it's a relief to have that assured" -sips tea-
---
-Homura doesn't knows what to say...-
---
Suzune: She seems jealous.
---
-Brynhildr sighed in relief, but also apologetically since it's not like she likes shooing him away-

Susie: -Points at Ralsei with her thumb- "I learned from the best!" -Then points back at herself with both of her thumbs- "And now the student has just surpassed the master! I would've used my ultimate healing spell during our team spar, but that would've made the battle unfair. Our team woulda won in a matter of minutes!"
Squirtle: "(Incidentally?)"
___

Omnitraxus: "See for yourself!" -Lifts one of his hands, which is made of celestrial energy and nornally shows outer space and the stars, and in his palm, a moment from the Prehistoric era of Earth appears like a video on a screen, showing a vast number of different dinosaur species roaming the Earth-
___

-At least she can always easily go back and either get or withdraw enough of her money to buy the item later since she's not an entire dimension away from Chaldea's home base- :V

(Hmm...Oh! Why don't we try one of the fashion stores? They might still sell jewelry there!)
___

(Most people do not follow or are otherwise dedicated to the same careers many Pokemon Trainers are. As memberse of Chaldea, the vast majority of it's members have other jobs that must take priority and so lack the time to be able to properly care for more than two, regardless of whether or not they wish to take in more Pokemon.)
___

-Kiara's more of a psychologist for people and isn't a Pokemon Trainer herself, after all...-

Nanoha: "I guess we're in a similar boat then..."
Fate: "I'm curious to see its effectiveness"
Hayate: "They just were scared evil zombies and ghosts appeared and just... Did it"
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Tart: "Woah, they look like dragons!" :O
Iroha: "Hm, they existed before humans did"
Tart: "Incredible!"
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-Can she? Can she really be trusted with that?- :V
Rin: "...Sounds like a great idea~!"
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Kazumi: "That makes sense... How many Pokémon can one have?"
Atalanta: "I don't think there's a limit, but you can only carry 6 at the time"
Kazumi: "Just 6, huh..."
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Lusamine: "I see..."
Kiara: It's clear she's scared of interacting with any of them...

Moon: (And something tells me that Alear did not have the best upbringing or past regardless...) -Her sudden cold attitde and firm resolve in executing Rita Repulsa on the spot reminds her of how her own attitude and views had shifted following her mother's death at Toffee's hands-
___

A-And he's also capable of flight, something F-Ford obviously isn't on his own...He could use that ability to his advantage and either stage an ambush or use it for an airstrike...

It will be of no further use to to you to conceal your existence, Epimendes. The rest of us have seen your presence and heard your name. You are an enemy of the creature claiming to be a Goddess of Time and Creation.

Marco: "Wait, so did Rumors even exist as living creatures before then...?"
Star: "Or did they always exist and were your friends ideas to spread normal rumors just a coincidence?"
Blubs: "And now you're sayin' these fives and some of their friends are stayin' at this same mansion?" -Willing to believe that a mansion made entirely out of magic can exist after seeing Bill summon the Fearamid during Weirdmageddon-
Dipper: "Most of them aren't there friends. Touka and Nemu have had their memories altered to believe that they're friends with Alina instead of Iroha."
___

-Will he begin building the an aircraft device now? Even if he can't bring it out of the Depths, he can always save the build and remake it with Autobuild later-

-Minou may be evil, but she's still tries to follow some level of royal etiquette- :V
Star: "Does this place look like any forest in Hyrule, Zelda?"
___

Hekapoo: "You guys got into fights with other deities a lot?"

-if they knew how Alear lived, they'd rather deal with their own problems :V-

Kamui: "Either way, thank you for this stone."
---
Palutena: "He's not. I'm the one granting that. But the point remains the same either way."

Epimenides: -from behind- "And I know if you as well, Lich. An undead sorcerer who feeds on nuclear waste and seeks the destruction of all. What do you intend to do with the knowledge of my existence?"
-he's a spirit inhabiting a host so technically, the Lich has no reason to kill him until he directly opposes him... right?-

-and Kanna willingly joining them in evil... someone's tampered with her for sure, right?-
Nel: "And they have captured two of our allies as well just now. Even if you do not believe our words, you can at least believe we have witnessed a kidnapping."
---
-that's exactly what he's doing!-
-with Ultrahand so they see cool Ultrahand stuff-

Zelda: "I don't think so... Can you show it to Link, just to make sure? He's far more aware of the wild than I am."
---
-that sure is she lmao-

Sothis: "I do wonder how your own travels have been like, Artemis. We could share notes."

-Oh totally-
Tiki: "You know you can count with us any time"
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Luvia: "But how do we counter the white figure?"

Touka: "And how come you five got to know of him, huh?"
Minou: "He presented himself to us. We have common enemies. It's as simple as that"
Nemu: "Which doesn't answer some other things and you know it"
Sasa: "Look, I've been cornered against a wall here, you think I could have said no to either party here without being exterminated?"

Iroha: "They used them as a base to create the monster versions, just... Not remembering Ui and I helped making them. Teh Eternal Sakura is the Rumor of a place where four girls would eventually reunite, that being the four of us"
Kazumi: "And Kanna-chan... I don't know what happened to her either..."
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-She is a princess after all- :V
Iroha: "Hm, alright. I will make sure to. Still, thanks for considering to help"
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-Indeed- :V -And now I think this part is over-

Artemis: "Mostly amongst ourselves arguing a lot, and good idea!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rin: "Of course, now I'm at my peak~!"
---
Oriko: "I suppose it's a relief to have that assured" -sips tea-
---
-Homura doesn't knows what to say...-
---
Suzune: She seems jealous.
---
-Brynhildr sighed in relief, but also apologetically since it's not like she likes shooing him away-

Weiss: "You felt more versatile as an Archer thanks to all the ranged attacks... but I cannot deny this version of you brings more results. And also, that jacket is quite cute. Pink is a good color for you."
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Palutena: "So, what do you wish to know about me?"
---
-that woman is too good for her...-

Byleth: "So what do you say, Homura? Would you like to have a mother?"
---
-but would she question her as to why?-
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Claude: "Makes me wonder what makes him so special compared to you and I though, Edelgard."