Social Social Thread - Talk About Anything (You Are Allowed to Talk About)!

[The Star King]

You responded to a perfectly innocent Kero story, with a girl who didn't do anything wrong, with "welcome to the opportunistic world of girls"

SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE BITTER ABOUT SOMETHING GIRL-RELATED IDK MAN

 

[Sangoku]

His post made me think of something so I made a jokingly bitter post about it. Doesn't mean I specifically wanted to talk about anything.

 

[mixa]

'do you wanna talk about it?'

'NO'

 

[Karajan]

Wait Sangoku is a lesbian?

 

[Sangoku]

^This post has all it takes to be answered with a "ur dum". I hope you can figure why.

'do you wanna talk about it?'

'NO'

Talk about what?

 

[Shears]

Eh yo yo yo yo yo! It's Kero the mother ****ing Great!! What's up what's up!!!

So IDK how many of you rascals know this, but i'm actually a secondary education major AS WELL as a math major. My goal is to be a HS math teacher. Like sup. Anyway. For this education class i'm taking, we have to tutor at this place called Job Corps once a week. Job Corps is pretty much a free education program that helps young people earn a GED or high school Diploma. You can also learn a trade, but i don't **** with that ****. As most of you know, i live in NY. Most of the kids at job corps are like inner city kids who dropped out of high school or whatever pretty young. Nah mean?

So i had my first like tutor-sesh today and it was ****ing awesome. I got paired up with this girl Lyla in the HS Diploma class. She was struggling with math, so I helped her with this 20 question test she had to do that covered like interest rates and taxes and ****. In order to pass the class, she had to pass this test in the first 2 tries and she had already failed the first. After i helped her out, she ended up getting a 95. (We got one question wrong that we guessed on cause we both had no ****ing clue what to do lol) She was so happy that she got a 95 on the test, she had the biggest smile on her face. She seemed so grateful. It was like the greatest feeling ever. It felt so great that i could actually make a difference and help someone, i felt so warm inside and i couldn't stop smiling. This was my first like semi-real teaching experience and it was incredible.

I had to share. Plus the weather is super duper nice so i'm in like an ultra ****ing sick mood right now.

Still gonna surpass you all in smash. J Natural is coming over TMRW so it should be F to the U N! Fun fun fun!

Anyways, gotta run. My pet dolphin wants to go to the dining hall, cashbah ***s.

-Kero the Great

How do you expect to become a high school math teacher if you can't get all the questions right? Perfection isn't achieved by getting questions wrong.

10nottop8chars.

 

[Vale]

As a HS student, I don't know why you would want to teach HS students.

Anyways, what was the math question you weren't able to figure out?

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Hm I think it was something along the lines of:

Y=5X+1

What is the slope of this line?

 

[Sedda]

Karajan will be so disappointed

 

[M!nt]

Why would you want to teach high school teenagers these days are crazy

 

[Sedda]

I think it's a good opportunity to help out.

idk, I think one big problem is probably people leaving hs and thinking "WELP, IM GLAD IT'S OVER," instead of looking back and seeing how they may be able to help change things.

Teenagers have always been crazy too, yeah. They'll take what you give them. Don't offer them too much and you're golden

 

[Skrlx]

 

[rpotts]

This is important ^^

 

[Shears]

That really made me want a cheeseburger, why aren't all mcdonalds commercials just tiles of spinning burgers with audio telling me to eat them?

 

[KeroKeroppi]

What? High school students are the ****! I'd love to hangout with a bunch of younger me's all day. I can't think of a more fulfilling job that I would enjoy more.

 

[asianaussie]

call me crazy, but i think kero would make an amazing highschool teacher

 

[Sedda]

Guys... People born in 2000 are going to HS this year. the **** is going on

 

[Vale]

Hm I think it was something along the lines of:

Y=5X+1

What is the slope of this line?

Ah, yeah, this is a pretty rough one.
First, you need to take the derivatives of both sides.
dy/dx = 5

This can also be expressed as
dy = 5dx


Knowing this, we can find the slope at a point. Let's do 0, 10.
Because we've removed both x and y from the equation, we can simply write:

f'(0) = 5

So, we know the slope at x = 0 is 5.
Let's find the area under the curve from 0 to 10 to see how it changes.

dy = 5dx
integral [0,10] 5dx = 5(10) + C - (5(0) +C)
50 + C - 0 - C = 50

Now, we're trying to find the slope, so let's do this:
50/10 = 5

This matches with the slope at zero. Drawing a graph of the chart also seems to correlate with this answer. Let's make sure.

We have a point at (0,10), allowing us to integrate and do the following:
(y-10) = 5(x-0) + C

Point-slope form concurs, allowing us to be sure that the slope is 5.

 

[mixa]

pretty sure you can just bat an eye at the equation and say the slope is 5 without all this paper-time-wasting math you did

 

[Vale]

What? Mixa, they say only The Chosen One has the ability to find the slope of y = mx+b equations at the bat of an eye. Are you a god?

 

[M!nt]

why is everyone on smashboards like math geniuses, makes me feel stupid for getting like low C's in college algebra :C

 

[Sedda]

I'd always had the worst Math teacher up until late high school, so I'd already invested all of my time into other things.

Math is hard to make enjoyable in HS because of all of the constraints that most state educational systems put on the subject. Really sad. Math is too useful. You can make keyboard adapters and ****

 

[mixa]

well, i had a teacher who told me he would take square roots of the license plates while he was in traffic. so i guess fun is fun.

i.e. i knew your post was a joke but i took it seriously because i hate math fun

 

[Vale]

math fun is the best fun. i play pen-and-paper pokemon battles with myself when i get bored.

 

[Sedda]

I meant fun as in application obviously lol

I got like zero of that until I took physics (which was amazing).

 

[Vale]

what? application problems and being productive automatically makes things less fun. why bother doing something if you know other people could benefit from it at some point?

 

[Shears]

What? Mixa, they say only The Chosen One has the ability to find the slope of y = mx+b equations at the bat of an eye. Are you a god?

well, i had a teacher who told me he would take square roots of the license plates while he was in traffic. so i guess fun is fun.

i.e. i knew your post was a joke but i took it seriously because i hate math fun

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

 

[TempleofDreams]

Just something I wanted to say here:

Kirby, Pikachu, Ness, Fox, Luigi, Link and Jigglypuff can go under Final Destination.
The easiest one to do was obviously Pikachu.
The hardest ones were:
4. Link
3. Fox
2. Ness
1. Luigi
For Fox you have to jump VERY accurately if you want to grab the ledge at the other side. Ness also needs very accurate jumps, but the hardest part was PSI Thundering his butt. For Luigi, he does not really needs accurate jumps, but you have to smash the B button during his Up-B, and it was really a pain because I play on a keyboard.
Link can do it only in the Japanese version, I think. I tried one hundred times, even with 999%, but I still couldn't make it in the NSTC version.
Captain Falcon and Mario could make it if it was possible to grab ledges while facing away from them like in Brawl.

Edit: err, actually, I meant to say Battlefield.
Edit 2: Mario might actually be able to do it too, but, for me, it is way, way too hard.

 

[Maliki]

Why would you want to teach high school teenagers these days are crazy

I am a High school teenager.

EDIT: Uploading more videos to the channel.

 

[M!nt]

I am a High school teenager.

cool, I can use you to back up my point

 

[Maliki]

cool, I can use you to back up my point

-.-

 

[Shears]

Just something I wanted to say here:

Kirby, Pikachu, Ness, Fox, Luigi, Link and Jigglypuff can go under Final Destination.
The easiest one to do was obviously Pikachu.
The hardest ones were:
4. Link
3. Fox
2. Ness
1. Luigi
For Fox you have to jump VERY accurately if you want to grab the ledge at the other side. Ness also needs very accurate jumps, but the hardest part was PSI Thundering his butt. For Luigi, he does not really needs accurate jumps, but you have to smash the B button during his Up-B, and it was really a pain because I play on a keyboard.
Link can do it only in the Japanese version, I think. I tried one hundred times, even with 999%, but I still couldn't make it in the NSTC version.
Captain Falcon and Mario could make it if it was possible to grab ledges while facing away from them like in Brawl.

Edit: err, actually, I meant to say Battlefield.

These are the 64 boards. There is no Battlefield or Final Destination

 

[KeroKeroppi]

Yo jake tell tommy to stop using the ****ing team youtube channel for his own personal ****. There's a playlist of his weird music on channel lol.

 

[Shears]

Stop using real names. They're Maliki and Stranded as far as the boards are concerned.

 

[The Star King]

I was gonna say "shut up ___" as a joke but then I realized I don't even know Shears first name

 

[KeroKeroppi]

I was gonna say "shut up ___" as a joke but then I realized I don't even know Shears first name

it's henry

 

[Cobrevolution]

I'd love to hangout with a bunch of younger me's all day.

that would be ****ing torture

 

[KeroKeroppi]

maybe cause lil cobr is a herb

lil kero is almost as cool as the real thing

 

[Maliki]

it's henry

Lol no it's not

 

[mixa]

Stop using real names. They're Maliki and Stranded as far as the boards are concerned.

some of these recent posts from maliki and kero have been personal enough to justify that. it's always a personal message or like a roommate notice ("hey maliki goddamnit put up the videos on youtube already" -- "kero ur such a ******"), so whenever I read those posts I just picture one of them taking a dump in the bathroom and the other passing by, slamming on the door and shouting stuff