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[Deleted member]

Imagine if Nintendo went back to their roots and opened up a Nintendo hotel right next to it. You'll have workers dressed as Mario and all they have for room service is one can of Mario's Spaghettios and Meatballs.

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It better be called Hotel Mario.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

It better be called Hotel Mario.

Actually it's called Mario Hotel...

 

[TheMightyP]

I can also imagine a Pokemon amusement park, however, since all 800+ Pokemon did not get a ride, it gets boycotted to Hell and back.

Also the Porygon ride will get shut down for complicated reasons that remain... headache inducing.

 

[Deleted member]

I can also imagine a Pokemon amusement park, however, since all 800+ Pokemon did not get a ride, it gets boycotted to Hell and back.

Also the Porygon ride will get shut down for complicated reasons that remain... headache inducing.

Don’t lie to yourself.

Pokémon would have its own whole theme park not involved with an already existing one.

It would be almost as big as Disneyland.

 

[Noipoi]

No but really

A Pokémon attraction would kill me I need it

 

[Will]

Metroid Land or DKC World or I pass.

Did you literally not watch the video at all?

 

[Deleted member]

No but really

A Pokémon attraction would kill me I need it

Watch as you get not only that, but an entire Pokémon theme park almost as huge as Disneyland.

Did you literally not watch the video at all?

Too mentally exhausted to watch any videos.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

If they make a Pokemon land, and there ISN'T a Pokemon Snap ride, and a Hi-Hat Cafe, then I'll cry.

 

[Deleted member]

If they make a Pokemon land, and there ISN'T a Pokemon Snap ride, and a Hi-Hat Cafe, then I'll cry.

Same, tbh.

 

[Strong Badam]

without a makuhita ride this is NOT a real pokemon theme park #moneyback #NotMyThemePark #NationalDexNow

 

[Will]

If they make a Pokemon land, and there ISN'T a Pokemon Snap ride, and a Hi-Hat Cafe, then I'll cry.

dude what do you even get out of pokemon snap: the ride

they'll charge you like 50 bucks to keep your pictures of pokemon

 

[Iridium]

I'm just thinking of the workers dressing up as life-size and even more humanoid Miis. Need something a little creepy to add in the mix.

It's in the amusement park formula.

 

[Deleted member]

Friendly reminder that Crash Bandicoot used to be a costume mascot at the Universal Theme Parks.

Spoiler: Big picture

Not anymore, but just imagine taking a picture with both Mario, Crash and Woody Woodpecker at Universal.

 

[Will]

Speaking of rides, remember the Luigi's Mansion arcade machine? They have one at my local Dave and Busters. It was made by Capcom, I think.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I'm just thinking of the workers dressing up as life-size and even more humanoid Miis. Need something a little creepy to add in the mix.

It's in the amusement park formula.

"Mommy, those men are making mii scared."

"Aw ****! Look away son, look away..."

 

[TheMightyP]

Don’t lie to yourself.

Pokémon would have its own whole theme park not involved with an already existing one.

It would be almost as big as Disneyland.

Honestly, yeah, I would bet that Pokemon would be it's own park if anything. Heck, Mario can be his own park as well if they really wanted to.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Speaking of rides, remember the Luigi's Mansion arcade machine? They have one at my local Dave and Busters. It was made by Capcom, I think.

Oh yeah! I remember it. I played it, but I didn't get too much enjoyment out of it.

 

[Striga]

Fire Emblem skinship attraction, where the goal is to see how well you can pet your waifu/husbando than the other person.

You’re welcome. *runs away laughing*

 

[Noipoi]

Smash bros attraction where you get to beat the **** out of other guests

 

[Will]

Actually thinking about it now, the Wario arcade idea would be actually brilliant for having all of Nintendo's arcade systems.

And that means we can get more recent releases, like:

- F-Zero AX
- Mario Kart GP
- Luigi's Mansion
- any other arcade game they had in the 2000s that I can't think of

and they could have a whole section dedicated to some of their classic arcade games like Donkey Kong, Mario Bros., the usual.

It's just too bad I don't live in Orlando and will probably never go to Orlando.

 

[Deleted member]

#BringBackCrashBandicootToUniversalThemeParks

 

[BlueMonk]

Imagine if Nintendo went back to their roots and opened up a Nintendo hotel right next to it. You'll have workers dressed as Mario and all they have for room service is one can of Mario's Spaghettios and Meatballs.

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I'm not sure nintendo's hotels are the type you want set up next to a park for kids...

 

[TheMightyP]

A Mario Maker attraction, where you build the entire amusement park from the ground up.


It later gets taken down due to lawsuits from the makers of RollerCoaster Tycoon.

 

[Will]

I'm not sure nintendo's hotels are the type you want set up next to a park for kids...

they don't know anything about what it used to be it's fine

 

[Deleted member]

A Mother 3 theme park based on New Pork City where you reconsider the state of mankind and how we are ruining the planet by taking natural spaces.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Ok, here me out. Technically not Nintendo, but imagine a ride where your in a cart with a breegull blaster, shooting eggs at well hidden Jiggies throughout several iconic Banjo-Kazooie locations.

 

[Noipoi]

In Mario land if you come in with your girlfriend a guy in a Bowser suit is obligated to kidnap her

 

[SnakeFighter64]

i imagine a Nintendo full theme park having 6 major themed lands. Mario Land, Donkey Kong Land, Hyrule Feild, Pokémon Safari Zone, Future World (Star Fox, Metroid, and F-Zero) and Kirby’s Dream Land. Other games would have solitary attractions scattered throughout the lands. (And I would LOVE it if, like Universal and Disney, they also licensed some other game properties for attractions throughout the park).

 

[Deleted member]

In Mario land if you come in with your girlfriend a guy in a Bowser suit is obligated to kidnap her

The theme park would need 8 Bowser castles then.

 

[Will]

In Mario land if you come in with your girlfriend a guy in a Bowser suit is obligated to kidnap her

imagine if you get kidnapped and your boyfriend doesnt feel like rescuing you

 

[Wario Bros.]

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Now we wait until 8pm

Hmm?

Wut dat be?

 

[Deleted member]

imagine if you get kidnapped and your boyfriend doesnt feel like rescuing you

What a prick.

 

[Will]

i imagine a Nintendo full theme park having 6 major themed lands. Mario Land, Donkey Kong Land, Hyrule Feild, Pokémon Safari Zone, Future World (Star Fox, Metroid, and F-Zero) and Kirby’s Dream Land. Other games would have solitary attractions scattered throughout the lands. (And I would LOVE it if, like Universal and Disney, they also licensed some other game properties for attractions throughout the park).

>no Wario arcade

Everyone is sleeping on this grand idea and it burns my soul to the core.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

In Mario land if you come in with your girlfriend a guy in a Bowser suit is obligated to kidnap her

"Look I'm real sorry man it's kinda like, ya know, part of the contract and stuff... ya know how it is sometimes..."

 

[TheCJBrine]

A Mother 3 theme park based on New Pork City where you reconsider the state of mankind and how we are ruining the planet by taking natural spaces.

at least we get pork chips and a flying limousine ride.

 

[TheMightyP]

In the back of the park is an adults only area called Luigi's Casino. It's pretty much what you expect, with some extra casino games from the DS Mario games.

The Love Hotel is located somewhere around this area, and next to that is Club 64, which is... just a club.

 

[Deleted member]

The Kirby attraction is based on that city map from Air Ride with some extra elements inspired by Green Greens.

 

[Will]

You know how Disneyland/world has secret police that hide underground?

Imagine that but in the underground it's literally just World 1-2

And you got actual pipes that lead up to the surface. **** would be cash.

 

[Deleted member]

It would be amazing if the Crash Costume Mascot crashed into Nintendo World’s opening for an epic comeback to the theme parks.

 

[Will]

In the back of the park is an adults only area called Luigi's Casino. It's pretty much what you expect, with some extra casino games from the DS Mario games.

The Love Hotel is located somewhere around this area, and next to that is Club 64, which is... just a club.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Heya, big bro! You just lost your bet and since you have nothing left to offer, I'll have to confiscate your child!