...You know what? Screw it. I don't care. No one cares. These little twerps are not dropping as much as I like, so you know what? Send in the dogs.
My, what a beautiful sight! The violence! The betrayal! It was all worth it in the end! I'm glad I was able to see it to the end.
...Oh, right, survivors. Well by process of elimination...
Congratulations CyberHyperPhoenix! You have not only won our tournament! You will also be psychologically scarred for the rest of your life! But at least you can pay for that Big Mac you've always wanted.
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