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Social Social Thread 4.1™-Rockets, Spiders, Drums, Arms, Wings, Lightning, Marsupials and OP form a circle

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Moon Monkey

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****ing gold image there! Now that you are here, I have a confession to make. Donkey Kong not only has the best fur in the roster, but he has the most feature length dong of the entire Smash crew.

*raises flameshield*
Finally someone appreciates good quality fur!

As for feature length goes
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Rysir

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****ing gold image there! Now that you are here, I have a confession to make. Donkey Kong not only has the best fur in the roster, but he has the most feature length dong of the entire Smash crew.

*raises flameshield*
Shields won't save you, I got a command grab!
 
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Yeah, it appears this thread is gonna fuse with the Dr. Mario Social, creating more space for Social Thread Inc.
And What's Up, Flight? acquired Social Thread Inc. for $1 million, and that's a big load. As one company, What's Up, Flight? will deliver content to the masses, avoiding expansion paks, of course.
 

Yomi's Biggest Fan

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Finally someone appreciates good quality fur!

As for feature length goes
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If you are truly curious about my love for the Dong, I might as well share this "Dong is Love, Dong is Life" parody I've made.

Very NSFW said:
> I was only nine years old

>I loved DK so much, I owned all the video games and merchandise

>I pray to DK every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Dong is love", I say, "Dong is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a ******

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to DK

>I called him a ****

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's DK

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "I'd shower you with coconut creme pies!"

> He grabs me with his powerful Kong hands and puts on the best expansion oak for the feature length experience.

> I'm ready

> I spread my barrel ass cheeks for DK

> He penetrates my peachy butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for DK

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to cry like the average Gnawty

> I push against his almighty dong

> I want to please DK

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his mushy bananas.

> My dad walks in

> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You've been banana slamma'd!"

> DK leaves through my window

Dong is love, Dong is life
My God, what the hell have I written.
 

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If you are truly curious about my love for the Dong, I might as well share this "Dong is Love, Dong is Life" parody I've made.



My God, what the hell have I written.
So suddenly DK became Shrek?

Oh my Helix, why I read that...
 
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But is he grade AAA bara material? Because he's got competition with Bowser and Ganondorf.
You may be right since realistically gorillas have the smallest penis size of all great apes in comparison to the human being. No matter why Donkey Kong is so pissed off all the time and stealing human women to compensate for it.

So suddenly DK became Shrek?

Oh my Helix, why I read that...
The spoilers did say super NSFW for a reason. I guess you aren't ready to become one of us.

 
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There is no life. There is only Shrek. That is all I am going to say.



Arceus' Kong Quest? Hmm, alright.
Arceus has a quest yes. That quest is...
....Beat Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre and be the King of Ubers :troll:
 
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You may be right since realistically gorillas have the smallest penis size of all great apes in comparison to the human being. No matter why Donkey Kong is so pissed off all the time and stealing human women to compensate for it.
Maybe that's because DK constantly expands; not only wants to do that... he needs to do that
 

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If you are truly curious about my love for the Dong, I might as well share this "Dong is Love, Dong is Life" parody I've made.



My God, what the hell have I written.
> I was only nine years old

>I loved Spider-Man so much, I owned all the comics and merchandise

>I pray to Spider-Man every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Spider-Man is love", I say, "Spider-Man is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a ******

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Spider-Man

>I called him a ****

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's Spider-Man

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This thread is mine now"

> He grabs me with his powerful spider-hands and puts on the best expansion oak for the feature length experience spider edition.

> I'm ready

> I spread my barrel *** cheeks for Spider-Man

> He penetrates my peachy butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Spider-Man

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to cry like the Kingpin after Back in Black

> I push against his almighty big Pete

> I want to please Spider-Man

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his sticky webs.

> My dad walks in

> Spider-Man looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Look at all the ***** I give"

> Spider-Man leaves through my window

> Spider-Man is love, Spider-Man is life

......

....

...

I'm bored, OK?
 
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> I was only nine years old

>I loved Spider-Man so much, I owned all the video games and merchandise

>I pray to Spider-Man every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Spider-Man is love", I say, "Spider-Man is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a ******

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Spider-Man

>I called him a ****

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's Spider-Man

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This thread is mine now"

> He grabs me with his powerful spider-hands and puts on the best expansion oak for the feature length experience spider edition.

> I'm ready

> I spread my barrel *** cheeks for Spider-Man

> He penetrates my peachy butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Spider-Man

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to cry like the Kingpin after Back in Black

> I push against his almighty big Pete

> I want to please Spider-Man

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his sticky webs.

> My dad walks in

> Spider-Man looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Look at all the ***** I give"

> Spider-Man leaves through my window

> Spider-Man is love, Spider-Man is life

......

....

...

I'm bored, OK?
Well, this is funny.

Arceus has a quest yes. That quest is...
....Beat Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre and be the King of Ubers :troll:
Good luck 5M0G0N, you'll need it.
 

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It's good to see that @Flight never gonna give us up
Never gonna let us down
Never gonna run around and desert us
 
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