If you are truly curious about my love for the Dong, I might as well share this "Dong is Love, Dong is Life" parody I've made.
My God, what the hell have I written.
> I was only nine years old
>I loved Spider-Man so much, I owned all the comics and merchandise
>I pray to Spider-Man every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Spider-Man is love", I say, "Spider-Man is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ******
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Spider-Man
>I called him a ****
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Spider-Man
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This thread is mine now"
> He grabs me with his powerful spider-hands and puts on the best expansion oak for the feature length experience spider edition.
> I'm ready
> I spread my barrel *** cheeks for Spider-Man
> He penetrates my peachy butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for Spider-Man
> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to cry like the Kingpin after Back in Black
> I push against his almighty big Pete
> I want to please Spider-Man
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his sticky webs.
> My dad walks in
> Spider-Man looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Look at all the ***** I give"
> Spider-Man leaves through my window
> Spider-Man is love, Spider-Man is life
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I'm bored, OK?