Stop hatin' on the GILF. Explain to me why the prospect of associating with a GILF is so bad. They understand intercourse better than most living creatures (this includes dolphins), they are desperate, and they have a bucket list that needs attending to. If you add all of that up, you have yourself the best night of your life, hands down.
"Bu-but, ew, all of those wrinkles." Use them to maintain balance.
"Bu-but, ew, dust." The dust is lubricating.
"Bu-but, ew, I might break a hip." She WANTS you to break her hip!